Chapter 785 Crisis Resolved?

It was three quarters past noon on the Slou Star time, and there were only fifteen minutes left before the deadline announced by General Quick.

At this time, in the hangar of the Quick Army's underground base, thousands of Quick Army soldiers in beige uniforms had lined up neatly and were ready to set off.

But before they set off, General Quick had to personally go on stage to give a speech to boost everyone's morale.

[Squeak--deng-deng--]

Before Quick appeared on the stage, a rhythmic music played on the huge screen on one side of the hangar.

Two seconds after the music started, Quick, wearing a military uniform and with an ambiguous smile, appeared on the screen.

[Work hard, you'll be fine. ] He smiled at the camera.

[You should also have a hobby. ] The scene changed, and Quick tore a police officer in half with his bare hands, and blood splattered.

[Happy family, no problem. ] The scene turned to the scene of him sitting on the sofa with many beautiful women and cute children.

[Leave some space for yourself. 】The screen flashed, and the only living person on the sofa was Quick, who was still laughing among the corpses of women and children.

【Join the Quick Army, no problem. 】

【There is also an annual salary and benefits. 】

…,

Here, many of the Quick Army's equipment, resources, soldiers in formation, and several close-ups of Quick himself were cut in.

【The strongest illegal armed force on Slou Star - the Quick Army. 】

Quick turned his face sideways, holding the military badge with his face printed on it, and said to the camera: 【I am Quick, this is my army. 】

【To learn more, please log in to the following website. 】

【There is also a Quick commemorative badge to receive~】

The above... is the Quick Army's recruitment propaganda film. In this base, this video will be played from time to time.

The moment the video ended, Quick himself walked up to the high platform of the hangar. The big screen just switched to real-time playback, and the camera was aimed at the general's face.

"Uh-huh... Soldiers." Quick cleared his throat and said straight to the point into the microphone in front of him, "The time for the decisive battle has come!"

"Yeah! Long live the general!"

"Long live Quick!"

"Quick, I love you!"

"Please try to date me!"

The soldiers below (all men without exception) were clamoring and very enthusiastic. But for some reason, there were some strange shouting mixed in...

A few seconds later, Quick waved his hand, indicating that the people below could be quiet.

After the whole audience returned to silence, Quick continued: "This operation will be the beginning of our Quick Army's unification of the Milky Way." He clenched his fist with one hand and said loudly, "First, it is to dominate the Slou Star. Then..." He hesitated, "It is... uh... the next planet."

Obviously, the general's strategy can only stop here. Before this goal is achieved, it is difficult for him to plan the next one...

However, his subordinates don't care about these, and they still respond to the general's declaration very excitedly.

At this moment, suddenly...

Boom-a loud noise suddenly occurred.

Instantly, the ground shook.

Almost everyone in the underground base stumbled and fell to the ground. Only Quick himself remained standing.

"What's going on!" Quick's reaction was quite extraordinary. After a moment of panic, he shouted at the communicator he carried with him, "Command. Reply quickly! Report the current situation!"

After a moment of silence, accompanied by noisy interference, a response came from the communicator: "Report... Report to the general, we were attacked by missiles just now!" The voice paused. Then, "At present, the camouflage part of the surface has been completely destroyed, and the power supply facilities have been semi-paralyzed. However, the emergency power supply should be able to last about a quarter of a universe week."

"Asshole!" Quick cursed, "How could we be hit by missiles? Didn't the missile defense system of the base start?"

"General... our system seems... seems to have some problems..." the other party replied.

"What?" Quick said, "Why at this time?" He paused for half a second, "Wait... Does this mean that this system has always been out of order?"

"No~No~" At this time, the interference sound in the communicator disappeared, and the person who spoke was replaced by another person. That person said in a lazy tone, "Your ground defense and camouflage system was still operating normally until two cosmic days ago. What a pity..."

"Who are you?" Quick's expression changed, "Who is talking to me?"

"Hehe..." The person on the other side of the communicator smiled evilly.

The next second, a face of an earthling appeared on the big screen behind Quick.

"Good afternoon, everyone." Feng Bujue said to everyone in the Quick Army Base through the big screen and the broadcasting system, "I am... a city-level hero from the Cosmic Super League League - Poker Man."

"You..." Quick turned around and looked at the screen and said, "How did you..."

"...How did you hack into your system?" Feng Bujue interrupted, "Hehe... It's much simpler than I thought." He smiled and said, "Like all computer users who have turned on anti-virus software but still get viruses, your problem is not that the firewall is not advanced enough, but that you are too stupid."

When he said this, a photo of a seductive girl appeared on the big screen. She looked naked, but several key parts were mosaiced, and the words "Click here to watch the uncensored version for free" were displayed at the bottom of the screen.

"We successfully bypassed your firewall with such an ad pop-up." After a few seconds, the screen switched back to a close-up of Feng Bujue's face. "By the way... at 2:45 noon, there were at least 40 devices of various models in your base connected to the Internet, doing some entertainment. Among them, more than half of the people clicked on this pop-up with a virus that we made in just five minutes after seeing this picture."

"Damn..." Quick's veins popped up, and he gritted his teeth, "They actually used such a despicable means..."

"Is this a despicable question? You can only blame yourself for being too naive, right?" Feng Bujue said, "On Earth, even elementary school students would not click on such a pop-up."

"No matter who you are, if you think you can defeat me with just a few missiles, you are wrong!" Quick did not continue to talk to Feng Bujue about this topic, he said instead. "Destroying one or two bases like this is nothing. I have fourteen similar ones..."

"Alright, alright, alright..." Feng Bujue interrupted the other party's self-exposure in a very quick and compassionate tone, "Please don't take the initiative to reveal information to me..." In a strategic contest with aliens with such low emotional intelligence, Brother Jue couldn't help but feel a sense of guilt, "Even the specific numbers are reported... It seems that... Each country in the Slou Star Federation has built one, right..."

"What... what..." Quick was shocked and took a half step back, "Who the hell are you... You even deduced such a thing..."

Feng Bujue slapped himself in the face: "Deducing such a thing is not a big deal... Besides, I just guessed casually, but your reaction directly confirmed my guess."

"Ah!" Quick acted as if he suddenly realized something, and then he was angry again. "You dare to trick me!"

"I trick you? What the hell am I going to trick you? I..." Feng Bujue seemed to want to respond, but the feeling of cracking his balls (I think this word can well describe the degree of pain in his balls) stopped him from doing so. "Okay, okay... I was wrong." He got back to the point, "Anyway... I have something more crucial to tell you, which is..."

Brother Jue raised his hand and pointed upwards: "The impact you just felt was just a positioning test. The real blow will come in..." He turned his head. He looked outside the camera, "Uh... three seconds later."

"Ah——" Quick screamed immediately.

And those Quick Army soldiers who heard the broadcast or watched the screen with him also screamed in unison.

But now. It's too late for them to do anything.

While the group of people were still shouting, the second round... and the official round of missile bombing had already arrived.

Within a minute, this underground base of the Quick Army was bombed into ruins and scorched earth from inside to outside. The fuel, mechas, weapons and ammunition stored in the base also became the amplification of the explosion.

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"It's just like snatching a lollipop from a child." When the attack ended, Feng Bujue stood up from the console of the Slou Alliance Command Center. He muttered this sentence.

At this moment, behind Brother Jue were six heroes with complicated expressions.

They all looked at the Poker Man with a strange look, and they all had the same question in their hearts-Is this guy really a hero? Are you sure he is not an undercover agent of a super criminal who has infiltrated our side?

"What's wrong?" Brother Jue looked at them and asked.

"Uh..." Dr. Biubiu replied, "I didn't expect... General Quick, who has been fighting against us for many years, actually... so easily..."

"Yes, after many things are done, you will find that it is not very difficult to look back." Feng Bujue continued.

In fact, Brother Jue's strategy is indeed not complicated. He just contacted the government of Slou Lei and informed them of the coordinates, time and method of the missile strike. Then let Dr. Biubiu write an implant program that can shut down the opponent's defense system (for the doctor, this is a piece of cake and can be done in a few minutes). Then, ask the seductive girl for a photo and ask the doctor to use this photo to make a virus program with pop-up ads.

The problem is... Even with this level of plan, the Slou people can't think of it. Because their general logic is like this... Although we know the location of the Queke army's base, they have a missile defense system, so there is no need to think about missile attacks; although we can write a program to shut down the opponent's defense system, they have a firewall, so there is no need to think about cracking and intrusion. And so on...

As for pop-up ads, phishing software, bundled programs, etc., even if they are technically easy to accomplish, they just can't think of such ideas.

As a well-informed Earthling (objectively speaking, Earthlings have indeed seen a lot of bad things that people from other planets can't even imagine), Feng Bujue had read some information about the Slou people on the spaceship; after arriving at the Slou Alliance, he listened to General Quick's story and, through communication with the heroes, roughly grasped the character and behavior patterns of the Slou people. Therefore, he planned such an operation.

"Oh, right." At this time, Feng Bujue remembered something and continued. "Are there any other difficult super criminals on your planet? Anyway, I'm here, so I might as well deal with them all."

His tone and demeanor when he said this were very similar to the kind of relatives we met when we were young: "a relative who is a few years older than me, doesn't have much contact with me, doesn't even know his full name, but is very good at playing games." Big Brother".

During the holidays, this kind of person will appear in your home, with either domineering, disdainful, or narcissistic eyes, and in the name of playing games with you, he can easily clear various action games that you can't get through. And point out various errors and shortcomings as you play. Then check the progress of all RPG games you have played and comment on your team. A guide spoilers the plot and ending of the game, and explains hidden props, gameplay or bugs.

In those innocent, happy years called childhood before the Internet was popularized... we were taken off our knees by this kind of people time and time again.

Even today, in this era where you can see the complete game guide by opening a web page and typing on the keyboard, the tall image of these guys has not changed at all, because after I read the guide, I felt even more... that I could explore on my own back then or The person who wrote down this information is really awesome.

"Well... yes, there is." Dr. Biubiu continued hesitantly, "But are you sure you want to..."

"Let me see their information first." Feng Bujue interrupted, but his tone was still quite polite.

When the heroes of the Silu Alliance heard this, they were all at a loss. A few seconds later. They all turned to look at the tough guy on the side... This planet-level hero had been left aside for a long time. He should have been the real protagonist of this operation, but unexpectedly, Brother Jue was in charge. This nipped a C-level crisis in the cradle, which caused the tough guy to lose the opportunity to perform.

"Uh... Now that Poker Man said so..." Tough Guy Man knew that the five people looked over to wait for his decision. After all, he is the highest-level hero here. "I don't think there's anything wrong with it." He paused, "In this universe year. I haven't booked any other tasks, so I'll just stay here and take charge. If there is any emergency, it can be dealt with promptly.”

With the words "Tough Guy", the five members of the Slow Alliance have nothing to worry about.

Dr. Biubiu immediately said: "Okay, Poker Man, wait a moment, I will transfer the data to you."

"Thank you." Feng Bujue responded, then turned to Tough Guy Xia, "Senior Tough Guy Xia, can you please go back to the spaceship and report the mission results to the alliance? If we report directly, it will be better than feeding the information back here. Be convenient.”

"Uh... ok." Tough Guy hesitated for half a second and then added, "Speaking of which... maybe we can break the record of C-level crisis handling time this time..." As he said this, he turned around and left. go out.

"Wait a minute." At this time, the policeman stepped forward and said to the tough guy, "I think... it's better to be cautious."

"What do you mean..." Tough Guy continued in a deep voice.

"It's better to go to the scene to check first and see the specific situation with your own eyes. It's not too late to report back." The policeman said.

"That's right." Backflip Man also followed, "I'll go with you."

"I'm coming too." The disfigured man's hoarse voice followed.

So, they and the tough guys boarded the spacecraft and went to the scene to confirm the results. Feng Bujue stayed at the command center of the Silu Alliance to check the information transferred by Dr. Biubiu. The Temptation Girl was responsible for communicating and negotiating with federal governments to stabilize the global situation after the incident.

It seems that everything is going in order, but...

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At the same time, East 20th District.

On the scorched earth, a big hand broke out of the ground, followed by arms, shoulders, heads, torsos...

Thirty seconds later, a bruised and embarrassed General Quick crawled out of the ground.

As mentioned earlier, Quick has a strong body that is different from ordinary people (Sloans), and he also has super powers. Therefore, even though he was buried alive in the ruins of the underground base, he still did not die.

With amazing strength and will to survive, and protected by his superpowers, Quick drilled all the way up and finally returned to the ground a few minutes later.

"Haah... haah... bastard..." The first two things Quik did when he saw the light of day again were to gasp and curse, "One day... I will make you pay the price."

"Ah...the cry of a defeated dog." Suddenly, a voice came from behind Quick.

Quick was shocked when he heard the sound, because part of his superpower is perception. If someone comes within a ten-meter radius of him, he will definitely be able to feel it.

"Who?" Quick endured the pain in his body, stood up hastily, and turned back suddenly.

But he saw a humanoid creature with a golden-red glow all over his body and a body that looked like a mummy standing in front of him.

"You worked so hard to dig me out of the ground, but you don't know who I am?" the creature asked.

"You...you are..." Quick realized something, and then he trembled unconsciously.

"That's right." The creature took over his words, "It's me." He paused, "Although I have been imprisoned in 'that', I know everything about what is happening outside." He Shaking his head, "I have to say, you are stupid..."

After hearing this, a flash of anger flashed in Quick's eyes, but he did not interrupt because an indescribable sense of fear prevented him from opening his mouth.

"I'm not an animal frozen in ice. The equipment you prepared and the so-called 'awakening procedure' are completely unnecessary." The creature opened its arms. "As you can see, you just need to use your weapons to forcibly destroy 'that' and let me out. Anyway... I am immortal..." (To be continued...)