My Teacher Is Sun Wukong

Chapter 705: All Moved Away

"Young Master Fei, you are so knowledgeable. You know even such a low-level god king." King Yinjiao continued to please. It sounds like they also look down on the lower heavens a bit.

"Hehe. It's not that I'm knowledgeable." Xiao Fei is still self-aware of his education level, but he is still very happy to hear other people's praise. He smiled and said: "That's because I live in the mortal world, and all the gods were once mortals, leaving many of their footprints in the mortal world."

"But now the technology in the mortal world is very advanced, and there are high-tech products such as computers. And computers are a good thing, and there are all kinds of information in them."

"So it's the function of the computer." King Yinjiao said: "I remember you once gave the third prince a computer, so could he know everything through the computer?"

"His computer is useless, not connected to the Internet." Xiao Fei said. I was thinking in my heart: in the future, should I find a wire and pull it from the heaven to the mortal sky. To receive the signal, let Nezha and Dianmu also go online?

But after thinking about it, he shook his head again, feeling unreliable. Heaven is too far away from the mortal world, how long is the wire to lead it to the mortal world? Doing so is a bit like installing elevators on Mount Everest and laying tiles on the Great Wall.

"By the way, what kind of allusion is that Zeus turned into a bull?" The King with the Golden Horn under Xiao Fei also asked jokingly.

"Since you are all so ignorant, let me tell you." Xiao Fei said with a smile: "A long time ago, there was a princess named Europa in a small country on the east coast of the Mediterranean Sea. She was very beautiful. Eyes are like pools of clear water, eyebrows are like curved crescent moons..."

"Oh! How come I have no chance to meet such a beauty? And she is from a foreign country." Speaking of this, Xiao Fei sighed. In fact, Xiao Fei has seen countless beauties, even the fairies in heaven. However, men seem to be insatiable.

"Young Master Fei, you are off topic." King Yinjiao reminded.

"People say how beautiful those beauties in Heavenly Court are, why don't I feel anything?" King Golden Horn said.

"The beauty in your eyes should be a cow." Xiao Fei said, and continued to tell the story: "Once, Zeus, the god of heaven, flew over this country, and he saw Europa, and immediately fell in love with this beautiful girl. But Zeus knew in his heart that a girl would not be willing to combine with a god."

"So, one summer, when Princess Europa took her maids to the beach to play, Zeus turned into a beautiful golden bull and lured her on the river bank."

"Beautiful Taurus?" The King of Golden Horn was pleasantly surprised: "Does it look like me? I'm also golden."

"You can pull it down." Xiao Fei said angrily: "He turned into a two-horned Taurus, but you are a one-horned ox. And he turned into a Taurus, the hair is as soft as gold, and your ox hair is as smooth as gold. It's split. There's still a bad smell on my body, I guess I haven't bathed in months."

"Eh!" King Golden Horn smiled awkwardly. It's not uncommon for them two bull demons not to take a bath in Tianhe for several years.

"Then what happened next?" King Silver Horn changed the subject.

"Later, Europa was attracted by the Taurus. So, he rode on the back of the bull. The Taurus let go of the bull's hooves and ran into the sea, and ran into the middle of the rolling sea. Europa was frightened and asked the Taurus to take her back. The Taurus said, "I am the incarnation of Zeus, if you don't marry me, I will throw you into the sea." Europa had no choice but to agree.

"So they got married and had children. These children are the earliest Europeans."

"It turned out that the God King wanted to pick up girls!" The King Yinjiao said, "It's convenient for the gods to pick up girls. But he turned into a cow to pick up girls, which seems to tarnish our reputation in the cattle world."

"Niujie?" Xiao Fei was stunned.

"It's all of us who are bulls." King Silver Horn said.

"But then again, that beauty can like Taurus. It can be seen that our cattle are still very popular with humans." King Golden Horn said.

"Yes!" Xiao Fei nodded in agreement: "In the mortal world, people raise cattle to plow the fields. Moreover, among them, there are many people who like to brag, bragging B!"

Bragging? Peel the cowhide and blow it up? The bodies of the two cow demons shuddered, and they felt terrifying just thinking about it.

And there are also bragging*, hearing these three words, they subconsciously clamped their hind legs.

Not long after, two bull demons brought Xiao Fei to the pill storage room. After opening it and walking in, Xiao Fei saw at a glance that there was a shelf in front of it, and the shelf was filled with gourds, all of which were elixir.

"Master Fei, the upper layer is the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, and there are only five gourds. The rest are all brand-name pills, and it's useless if you take them." King Golden Horn said.

"Only five bottles?" Xiao Fei said dissatisfied: "It has been two thousand years since my master came to steal the pill last time. It's been two thousand years, and you only have this little stock?"

"Even in the Thirty-Sixth Heaven, it is difficult to find the materials for refining the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir. And many medicinal materials have to grow for hundreds of years or thousands of years." The Golden Horn King explained.

"Forget it, forget it." Xiao Fei said speechlessly: "Five bottles is five bottles, I want them all." While talking, he took the pill gourd and put it in his Qiankun cloth bag.

"Young Master Fei, you left a bottle for Laojun!" Seeing Xiao Fei filling the fourth bottle and going to get the last one, King Yinjiao said.

"Why leave it for him, he won't eat it." Xiao Fei didn't care about it at all, and put the last bottle directly into the cloth bag. After loading the Nine-Turn Golden Pill, I went to get other low-level pills. Eight-turn golden elixir, seven-turn golden elixir, and other unknown elixirs.

"Do you also want these low-level pills? What are you using them for!?" The two said with mournful faces.

"I want to evacuate his alchemy room. I, Xiao Fei, will go out to fight, and I will die sooner." Xiao Fei said. Hold the bag in one hand and sweep the gourd into the bag with the other. When the last person thought it was troublesome, he transformed into seventy-two clones, and they put them inside together.

There was a lot of noise. Not long after, the shelves in Dan's room were completely empty.

"88!"

This time Xiao Fei was straightforward and did not talk nonsense with them. Carrying the cloth bag, he flew out and left the pill storage room.

Then Jiayun left the sky above Tushita Palace, and after returning to the original position, he quickly left the heaven and returned to the human world.

"Brother, what should we do now?" In Tushita Palace, the two bull demons turned back into a boy in gold and a boy in silver. It looks very cute and looks harmless to humans and animals. Among them, the silver-clothed boy said worriedly.

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