My Teacher Is Sun Wukong

Chapter 1046 A Mountain

"Hey, there's something under that canyon!" Stone said suddenly, pointing in one direction.

Xiao Fei turned his head and looked in the direction it pointed, only to see auspicious clouds covering the middle of the canyon. The auspicious clouds present five colors of red, orange, yellow, green and blue, which are extraordinarily gorgeous, and the aura lingers in them. Where there are auspicious clouds, there are spiritual beings, and they are extraordinary spiritual beings. "Let's go down and have a look." Xiao Fei said.

So one giant panda jumped down and reached the bottom of the canyon. They found that the bottom of the valley was very wide, and there was a big mountain in front of them. This big mountain is dark and round in shape, and colorful auspicious clouds evaporate from it. On the mountain, there are all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, such as grass for pills, ganoderma lucidum, ginseng fruit, all of which are rare elixir in the world. Moreover, from the mountain, there is also a refreshing fragrance.

"This mountain is so strange!" said the stone. He stretched out his hand and grabbed the soil in front of him, "And the soil is also very soft, and there are no rocks on the mountain."

After finishing speaking, Juran put a little soil on his mouth and tasted it: "The soil contains rich aura and tastes very good, no wonder it smells strange. It's so strange, it's really a strange mountain."

"Yeah, this kind of mountain is hard to see in the fairy world." Xiao Fei's expression moved, and he said with a serious expression: "If I'm not wrong, this big mountain should be a pile of shit pulled by Qinglong. This big The canyon is its toilet."

Qinglong shit! ?

Hearing Xiao Fei's words, Shi Shi's eyes widened, he was dumbfounded, and his claws stuck to the mud also stopped in mid-air. He was actually tasting Qinglong's shit just now? And said it tastes delicious? Shi Shi used to cultivate immortality in Gaotianyuan, and had never seen such a huge creature. He never thought that this mountain was shit.

Shit is a mountain, so how big is its body?

"You don't have to look like this." Seeing its shriveled appearance, Xiao Fei said with a smile.

"I'm bah bah bah..." Stone kept spitting out, and shook his claws dry.

"Dragon excrement is a good thing." Xiao Fei said, "You see, there are ganoderma lucidum, fairy grass, grass-returning pill, and thousand-year-old ginseng growing on the excrement? In the past, the Tang monk and his disciples used a drop of white to treat King Zhu Ziguo's illness. The urine of the dragon horse. The white dragon horse said that a drop of its urine can turn a fish into a dragon when passing by."

Grass for Dan, can bring the dead back to life, is the panacea for the flesh and bones of the living dead.

"The urine of the white dragon horse has such effects, let alone the shit of the green dragon? Let's put it this way, if there is a dung beetle and a fly in this pile of shit, they can all be cultivated into demon spirits after a long time. Terrible spirits. Of course, there are no dung beetles and flies in fairyland."

In fact, as long as it is a god, the shit of a powerful immortal cultivator has aura. The same is true of Xiao Fei's own shit, but immortals hardly ever shit. So after being in school for so long, no one has ever seen Xiao Fei go to the bathroom.

"No wonder, when I tasted it just now, I felt that the spiritual energy was sufficient." Shitou said, "But even so, I don't eat it. I'm still a giant panda fairy."

"You have already eaten one bite just now, one bite is also eating, and two bites are also eating. Otherwise, if you eat all this pile of shit, you will become a golden fairy in the future."

"I won't eat!" Shito said righteously.

"Hehe." Xiao Fei smiled, "Qinglong shit, it takes ten thousand years to shit, don't miss this opportunity."

Speaking of this, he suddenly had a whim, rolled his eyes, and said: "If I take part of this pile of shit to the mortal world...and give those ancient warriors a lump the size of a fist, they will directly be promoted to the realm of grand masters. If you take it to Tulip Middle School, give it to all the teachers and students..."

However, it is not that simple for mortals to improve their strength after eating. If 10,000 people eat it, 9,999 of them will explode and die. Mortals are physically weak and cannot accept such aura. He needs to be guarded by a strong person to help him overcome difficulties in order to improve his ability steadily.

"Ask your classmates to eat shit?" Shitou said, "Master, your idea is really weird."

"I'm just thinking about it." Xiao Fei said: "How can you give things from the fairy world to mortals casually? Wouldn't it be messed up soon? If you are lucky enough to eat a piece of shit from a fairy, you can become a superman. There are too many supermen. disrupt the world order."

"Do you know what ambergris is? It sells for more than 10,000 grams per gram in the mortal world, dozens of times more than gold. In fact, it is just the dung of a sperm whale. Sperm whales are mortal beasts, and their dung is so precious ...And I heard that in Japan, there are also rich people who like to eat girls' golden grain meals."

"The country of belief in Gao Tianyuan is actually such a folk custom. I am ashamed of her." Shitou said, "The girl's golden grain meal has no spiritual energy. Dirty and dirty things cannot be compared with the gods."

While talking, the two of them drove the auspicious clouds, left the bottom of the valley, and flew to the top of the canyon. In the end, Xiao Fei still didn't collect some dragon feces and took them to the mortal world. Although it is a good thing, it is too ugly to say it after all. Xiao Fei, as a high-level immortal, still needs to pay attention to his identity.

Searching for Xiandao again, I saw a huge city below. The city is gorgeous, majestic, majestic, with a royal and inviolable atmosphere. It looks like the palace of a human emperor, or the temple of a certain god. Covering an area of ​​100,000 mu, it is hundreds of times larger than the Forbidden City, the Forbidden City in China.

One giant panda landed on Xiangyun and stood on the ground. At the foot is a huge and vast bluestone square, which can't be seen at a glance. In the east, there is a huge imperial palace.

"The divine beast Qinglong should live in this place." Xiao Fei said.

"For some reason, standing here, I feel trembling." Shitou said, "It seems that there is an extremely terrifying existence here, who can crush me with a single claw. Shouhe Penghou is now an ant in front of me, And I am also an ant in front of him. I am not strong enough to resist this kind of coercion."

"Who are you, how dare you trespass into the Divine Monarch's Palace?" At this moment, a loud shout sounded from the sky. The sound was like thunder, resounding through the sky and rolling. Qinglong is one of the four gods and beasts, the god of the East, and the spirit of the five elements of wood. He was once named Qingmu Shenjun by the Taoist ancestor. Therefore, people came and called him the king of gods.

Xiao Fei looked up and saw seven generals coming from the sky. Rising from the back of the imperial palace, it floated in the sky directly in front of it. It was them who asked the question just now.

Each one has a ten-foot golden body, exuding a terrifying aura. One of them is covered in blue, holding a three-pointed knife in his hand, and has a single horn on his head. With a human face, a human body. If he was in the mortal world, he would definitely be a monster, but this is the fairy world, not the mortal world.

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