Chapter 106: Female...Fell Into Voldemort?
Luo Fu's little calculation is indeed shocking, but it is actually understandable.
To a magizoologist, magical creatures are like beauties who are thin and fat, each with their own merits. Who wouldn’t want to take them all into the “harem” and pamper them day and night?
Rolf wants it too much!
Not to mention, the snail was someone else's "daughter-in-law", so he was even more excited and wanted to tell the snails right away:
"My box is quite big. It's okay to just sleep when you're tired from playing."
If there was a mistake, then it was just a mistake that all magizoologists in the world would make!
However, when Wednesday's Care of Magical Creatures lesson arrived, Rolf saw a blast-ended skrewt outside Hagrid's cabin and was immediately bored.
It's so ugly... I can't stop talking about it!
They looked like deformed, shellless lobsters, white and sticky, with many fleshy legs growing diagonally upwards, and it was hard to tell whether they were legs or antennae.
They also give off a very strong smell...much like dead fish and shrimp that have been left out in the sun for days.
Compared with the Blast-Ended Skrewt, the ghoul can be considered fair-looking, the hag with warts on her face can be said to be gentle and charming, and the dementor's passionate kiss does not sound so scary.
Luofu only glanced at it a few times, and waves of nausea came over him one after another. He immediately gave up the idea of adopting the snail into his box.
Shirley looked at Luo Fe, secretly happy. He gently poked the girl's cheek with his finger, and she smiled even happier.
Many students were disgusted by the snail, but Hagrid obviously didn't think so. He even thought the snail was an interesting and cute creature.
"It's beautiful, isn't it?" Hagrid looked at his squid with fascination and said softly: "A group of weak and docile little guys are really a miracle of life."
But the truth is just the opposite. Those snails are neither beautiful nor docile. They are already stacked on top of each other and fighting. I don't know if it is the anus or the head, and they are constantly spraying sparks.
As for being weak... everyone really wanted to step on the Blast-Ended Skrewt to help Hagrid prove it.
"Your task is to feed them!" Hagrid pointed to the food on the shelf in the distance and said:
"After the lessons of the past few days, Gryffindor and Slytherin students have confirmed that snails don't like eating eggs and beetles, and eating mouse offal will cause diarrhea."
"You need to try something else today - I prepared ant eggs, frog liver and green snake - try a little of each to see if they eat it."
But the students were all rushing to get the rat's internal organs, as if they were preparing to kill the snails in this way.
During the feeding process, everyone discovered another problem, that is, the snail seemed to have no head.
After careful study, the students discovered that they eat and excrete in the same place, and they eat and excrete at the same time.
Blast-ended snails will also shoot out some sparks from time to time, and with a popping sound, their bodies will move forward a few inches.
"The sparks burned me!" said Justin angrily, showing Hagrid a burnt patch on his hand.
"Ah, yes, their sparks are indeed dangerous." Hagrid nodded and said, "But they are also very beautiful, like fireworks, right?"
Seeing Hannah trying to touch the sucker of the snail, Hagrid reminded: "That thing sucks blood."
Hannah quickly retracted her hand and said in horror: "It's so scary!"
Not only are snails dangerous, they are also picky eaters.
Neville threw the greasy frog livers into the box, but they refused to eat and screamed and exhaled, spitting out a cloud of sparks.
Luofu quickly replaced the green snake and threw it into the box. Seeing this, the snails let out noisy screams and scurried around in the box, grabbing food and tearing the snake meat into pieces not much bigger than knuckles. Small pieces.
Two larger snails fought each other for a piece of good meat, and sparks flew for a while.
Luofu had no choice but to stretch out his hand to separate them, but in the process of pulling, he used too much force and broke the claw of one of the snails with a "snap", and blood flowed gurglingly.
There was a sudden "ding" in the young man's brain.
[An injured blast-tailed snail was detected, triggering side mission 1:]
Help the Explosive-Ended Skrewt reattach the broken leg, and you will be rewarded with magic:
【Brilliant Fireworks】
[Use magic to create flames and spray them out from the anus. Each time you spray the flames, your body can jump forward a short distance. The bigger the flame, the farther the jump distance will be.]
[Side mission 2]
Capture a Blast-Ended Skrewt, and you will be rewarded with magic:
【Female to male conversion】
[Blast-tailed snails do not have a fixed gender. When two fried-ended snails duel, the one who loses will become a female and can become pregnant.
When the host is fighting a wizard of the same sex, he will use "male-male transformation". Under the stimulation of magic, when the opponent is defeated, there is a certain chance of transforming into the opposite sex]
"..."
Luo Fu stared at the magic of "male-male switching" and couldn't help but be stunned. Is this the legendary reward for winning and punishment for losing?
It's really perverted...but he likes it!
Rolf remembered that he had obtained the magic of a civet cat and was able to create a clone after being attacked.
If he performs "male-male transformation" in a battle with his clone and wins in the end, will the clone turn into a girl?
Rolf's thoughts were wandering further and further, and he was even thinking about a female decapitating Voldemort, or making a deal with Snape to get him a Harry Potter for fun.
Hagrid walked around in the crowd and soon came to Rolf, smiling: "How is it, this class is a surprise, right?"
Rolf and Shirley exchanged glances, it was more like a shock.
"Hagrid, how are these blasting skrewts cultivated?" Rolf asked.
Hagrid glanced around and lowered his voice: "I used sixty fire crabs to make the manticore pregnant and give birth to these blasting skrewts."
"..."
Sixty fire crabs against a manticore?
Hagrid, you are such a beast!
Rolf thought for a moment and asked again, "Is it the mantis that you found in the Forbidden Forest before?"
"Yes." Hagrid nodded and sighed, "After giving birth to these blasting skrewts, her temper has become more and more violent. Now even I dare not approach her... You'd better not go to the Forbidden Forest recently."
Rolf secretly complained in his heart. After encountering a round-robin battle of 60 fire crabs, how could the mantis not have a bad temper?
"Hagrid, you have violated the "Animals Breeding Experiment Prohibition" Act." Shirley reminded:
"If the Ministry of Magic finds out, you may lose your job or even be imprisoned in Azkaban."
Hagrid glanced around furtively and whispered:
"No, if anyone asks, I will say that the Manticore and the Fire Crab are spontaneously breeding in the wild and have nothing to do with me."
Hagrid looked at Rolf, a sly smile flashed in his eyes and said:
"I asked your grandfather, and he said that picking up hybrid magical creatures is not illegal."
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