Chapter 105: Poisoned Lockhart

During the dinner, just as Rove suggested, a rabbit appeared on the table.

During the day, they were used as teaching tools in the Transfiguration class. After being frightened to death by the dwarfs, they became dinner at night...spicy rabbit meat stewed with mushrooms.

The little wizards all ate happily, and seemed to want to vent their grievances about being tortured in the Transfiguration class on the rabbit meat... I made you disobedient and keep transforming, now you will be eaten!

There was also a plate of spicy rabbit meat and mushroom stew at the guest of honor table, but no one ate it.

Even Hagrid gave up immediately after a quick glance and started drinking tons of butterbeer.

Lockhart noticed this scene and asked hurriedly: "Hagrid, why don't you eat?"

"I don't like rabbit meat." Hagrid swallowed and said, "I think it's oily, thick, smells good, and tastes... Ahem, I mean, Professor Lockhart, you can eat it..." Bar."

"Professor Sprout, would you like to try it too?" Lockhart asked again.

"I won't eat, I won't eat!" Professor Sprout waved his hand quickly: "I just ate in the kitchen. You know, the Hufflepuff lounge is very close to the kitchen."

"It seems that you secretly make small meals for yourself on weekdays." Lockhart continued to ask with a smile on his face: "Professor Flitwick, you don't eat either?"

"Professor Lockhart, you better eat it." Professor Flitwick glanced at Mugu and said humbly:

"You have worked hard all day today and have been busy enlivening the atmosphere of Hogwarts. You need to make up for it more."

"Professor Dumbledore..."

"I don't like my teeth. I'm old and have bad teeth, so I can only eat some liquid food." Dumbledore refused with a smile.

"If you don't want to eat it, then I won't be polite!" Lockhart dragged a whole plate of rabbit meat in front of him.

This is his favorite dish, and he didn’t expect it to appear at today’s dinner.

Of course, out of caution, Professor Lockhart still let Sacia taste it first. After seeing that the house elf had no problem eating it, he started to feast.

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So delicious!

All the teachers looked at Lockhart with strange eyes as he stuffed the mushrooms into his mouth.

Even Hagrid can recognize it. It's the Laughing Guy. After eating it, he will become hallucinogenic and do strange things... But Lockhart can't recognize it? !

It’s really outrageous!

But think about it, Lockhart is already a liar, it's strange that he can be recognized.

No one reminded Lockhart, he just looked at him laughing.

Very few professors can offend all the teachers at the same time. Even someone as annoying as Snape still has the support of Filch, who has a good relationship, and the students of Slytherin...

But Lockhart has managed to truly make people hate ghosts. Everyone wishes he would get food poisoning and stay in bed for another half term!

Lockhart was halfway through eating when he suddenly raised his head, his eyes widened and his breathing quickened.

Professor Snape, who was sitting quietly aside with a sarcastic smile on his face, asked slowly:

"Professor Lockhart, how are you? Do you still recognize who I am?"

Lockhart didn't answer. His brain was completely confused and he felt like he was surrounded by a funny mirror.

Hallucinations appear in front of my eyes. Sometimes I feel that the surroundings are filled with green mist, making me dizzy; sometimes I feel that I am trapped in a sea of ​​fire, with the firelight shining...

Finally, Lockhart gradually adapted to the environment, and the sound of gurgling spring water sounded in his ears. He tried to look forward, and suddenly saw a graceful figure modeling a lake. In the gentlest tone,

ask him:

"Professor Lockhart, how are you? Do you still recognize who I am?"

Lockhart was a little confused. He was thinking about the owner of this heavenly voice, and the figure of Madame Chabini gradually appeared in his mind...

The shadow of the model lake slowly turned into Madame Chabini. She was naked and bathing in the spring water, and she was looking at him with charming eyes...

Lockhart's breathing suddenly became rapid. He swallowed and said in a voice full of rough desire: "Don't worry, I'll come right away, Madam Chabini!"

Snape frowned and looked at Lockhart. Unexpectedly, Lockhart suddenly rushed towards him with a greasy face and a lewd smile!

Snape stood up in shock and hid behind him, but Lockhart followed reluctantly and even reached out to touch his butt.

Snape took two steps back, avoiding Lockhart's blatant attempt to take advantage of him!

What the hell?

Snape kicked Lockhart hard in the crotch, sending Lockhart flying backwards. After he fell to the ground, he stood up immediately without fear of pain.

It wasn't that Lockhart had mastered the Iron Crotch Kung Fu, but that after eating Xiao Gu, he completely fell into hallucinations and his body's tolerance suddenly increased.

After he wakes up, there will be times when he feels pain!

But at this moment, Lockhart was still in hallucination. He grinned and said: "Baoer, don't run! Let me touch it..."

The students all stared at the scene in the guest seat with shocked faces. Lockhart called Professor Snape...Boa?

Many female students were even more excited. They had bumped into many pairs of CPs, but never against this pair!

What a shame!

Snape raised his wand, and he could knock Lockhart unconscious in one fell swoop, but after knocking him unconscious, the effect of the Laughing Guy would be gone... This would be too gentle on Lockhart!

Yes, it was Snape who added the laughing mushroom to the rabbit meat. Why the laughing mushroom... Because the hallucinogenic effect of this mushroom only affects wizards, not magical creatures.

Even if Lockhart asked the house elves to help test the poison, there would be no problem.

As for Lockhart's love of rabbit meat, it's all written in his book, and he often talks about it in class... You can find out with a little investigation!

Snape thought about it, put away his wand, and strode out of the hall.

Lockhart chased him relentlessly, as if he had to take advantage of Valentine's Day tonight to kill Snape.

The students looked at each other, stood up, and ran out of the hall to watch the excitement!

But before they walked out of the castle, they were stopped by Dumbledore. Everyone returned to the hall and eagerly discussed the scene just now.

I didn't expect Professor Lockhart to be a hidden male ketone... But it's normal to be in big trouble.

At the Slytherin dining table,

Goyle and Crabbe were eating dessert. They both suddenly covered their stomachs, then stood up and ran towards the bathroom.

Malfoy didn't care too much. He picked up a plate of walnut mascarpone cheese sandwiches in front of him and chewed them slowly.

But only five minutes later, he also covered his rumbling stomach, left the hall, and hurried to the men's bathroom along the empty corridor.

When he was about to reach the bathroom, two figures suddenly emerged from the shadows and blocked his way.

"Malfoy, I have something to ask you!" Harry said.

Malfoy covered his stomach, his whole body was shaking... Can't you change the time?

He has diarrhea, it's urgent!

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(Later in Chapter 2, the time is uncertain.)