Chapter 971: If You Have Something to Say, Just Say It. If You Have Something to Fart, Just Fart It (Plus More)

If the Soviets really disagreed, would they really launch a nuclear bomb? Everyone was very nervous at this time.

America, can no longer compromise. America must be tough this time! Tell the Soviets that if they don't retract their tentacles, they will wait for the destruction of the earth and everyone will be doomed! As for the nuclear winter, go to hell! America is not afraid. If America is not happy, America will make the whole world unhappy!

The current summit hotline has been upgraded long ago. In theory, when a call is made from our side, it will be answered quickly and the line will be connected.

But now, holding the phone, Bush waited patiently, thinking in his mind how to say these words. He must say them with force to let the Soviets know that they had really gone too far this time!

However, after waiting for a long time, Bush still didn't get through, so he could only ask, "What's going on? Why hasn't the call been connected yet?"

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"Sorry, there's been no response from the other end." The operator quickly responded.

The Soviets actually dared not answer the call from the US President! This made Bush very depressed. Directly launching a nuclear bomb? That was a bit too shocking. Although Bush was really tempted and wanted to launch a nuclear bomb first, destroying the Soviet Union in the first wave! However, he would never let other people nod in agreement. The reason why Bush's proposal was passed just now was that they still held the idea and hoped that the Soviet Union would compromise.

The United States has already given it its all; the Soviets, if you take a step back, the world will be bright and beautiful!

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But now, no one answers at all!

what is going on?

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Bush continued to be depressed.

Originally, I planned to say that if the other party did not agree, within half an hour, our missiles would be launched! But now, half an hour has passed and the call has not been connected!

You can't just say nothing and use nuclear bombs to attack them, right? Using nuclear bombs is a means to make the Soviets compromise! It's like when you are fighting, you have bricks in your hands, but you still have to discuss like philosophers, you try to move me! Then I move, don't hide if you have the guts! Come on, come on.

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The two sides didn’t know how long the discussion lasted before they started to get started!

Bush continued to be depressed.

Time continues to pass.

"Reporting to the President, the technical reason has been found. Our communication satellite has malfunctioned and we are temporarily unable to communicate with the Soviet satellite. So, there is no response." At this moment, the operator's voice appeared on the phone.

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Technical problems made Bush wait for an hour! At this time, Bush was already a little annoyed and wanted to go crazy!

The US-Soviet hotline appears in many movies. It seems that you can call the other party by picking up the phone. This is of course a delusion!

At the beginning, the first generation of hotlines could not transmit sound at all, but transmitted information through text. It was transmitted through an all-weather two-way wired telegraph channel and an all-weather two-way wireless telegraph channel. Although it was a direct connection, this line had to travel thousands of miles, starting from Washington, passing through London, Copenhagen, Stockholm, Helsinki, and finally reaching Moscow, with a total length of about 16,000 kilometers. The wireless telegraph line started from Washington, passed through the northern Moroccan port city of Tangier, and reached Moscow.

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Later, after numerous upgrades, the original wireless telegraph channel was terminated, and the wired telegraph channel became a "backup", replaced by communication satellites, which can carry out voice chats and even send e-mails.

When the president of the United States wants to make a phone call, the signal must first be transmitted to the United States' communications satellite, then to the Soviet Union's communications satellite, and then to Moscow. Although the distance is longer, the speed is very fast.

But now, the communication satellite has failed, so this method can no longer be used. If you use the backup wired telegraph channel, you can't make calls, you can only send telegrams. Now, all the brewing emotions can't be vented. Bush feels his chest is extremely stuffy. How can this be!

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"Where else can we get through?" Bush asked.

If direct connection is not possible, indirect connection should be possible, right? After hearing Bush's question, the operator quickly said, "Mr. President, we can connect to Germany, to Bonn."

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Connect to Bonn? Bush thought for a moment and continued, "Okay, then connect to Bonn and let Andre answer the phone."

The United States has been suppressed by the Soviet Union in recent years, and one of the key figures is Andre! This guy is simply the nemesis of the United States! Now, since he can't call the Soviet General Secretary directly, he might as well talk to Andre directly. Although this is a bit condescending, if he can make Andre compromise, then his goal will be achieved.

Boy, I have made up my mind. Let’s grow mushrooms for each other. Are you afraid?

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The call was quickly connected, and Bush heard the voice on the other end: "Hello, who is this? If you have something to say, just say it. If you have something to say, just fart. I'm busy."

Damn it! This guy is simply too much. Bush was immediately furious, but he still suppressed his anger and said to the phone: "I am the Vice President of the United States, George Bush. Now I solemnly tell you, please immediately stop the activities of subverting the West German regime, and ask your troops to withdraw from the territory of West Germany immediately, otherwise, we will launch a nuclear attack and completely destroy the Soviet Union! From now on, within half an hour..." Bush's words have not been finished, and the other party interrupted him: "Are you really Bush? Are you drunk? Launch a nuclear attack and completely destroy the Soviet Union? Why don't you try to launch a nuclear bomb! Believe it or not, as long as you launch it, I will shoot it down for you in minutes! It's not the Soviet Union that is destroyed, but you, America!"

"Bang!" Before Bush could finish speaking, the other party hung up the phone!

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Suddenly, Bush felt a tightness in his chest. He was looked down upon and scolded by a guy who was less than half his age! Such a solemn diplomatic statement was actually ignored!

I just wanted to say so much, but I didn't even have the chance to finish my words before the other person hung up the phone!

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"Puff!" Suddenly, Bush Sr. felt his stomach churning, and then a mouthful of red blood spurted out of his mouth, onto the phone and onto the oval conference table!

"Bush, Bush!" The people around him were anxious. After all, Bush was their colleague and the deputy captain of the big ship America!

"Launch a nuclear bomb, launch a nuclear bomb!" Bush's teeth all turned red, and his voice was unclear: "This is forcing us to take action! We will never compromise!"