Chapter 383 Suicide by an Idiot

"Thank you for the compliment, but I've corrected you. I'm a kind wolf and I'm not hungry at all. If you don't believe me, touch my stomach and I'm really not hungry." Li Yong lifted his shirt, revealing his big white belly.

"Hmph, don't sleep over there again today." Wei Fangxia ordered fiercely.

"If I don't sleep over there, where do you want me to sleep? There are no vacant rooms in this hotel, you don't want me to sleep in the corridor!" Li Yong was very depressed, feeling that Wei Fangxia was too strict, he was the number one For the first time, I feel that women are annoying.

"Who told you to sleep in the corridor? You sleep here for me." Wei Fangxia pointed to the sofa and said angrily.

Li Yong suddenly found that Wei Fangxia was no longer annoying, not only not annoying, but also very cute, really too cute. It seems that she has changed a lot, and she can already accept that she sleeps here.

Li Yong immediately lay down on the sofa, laughed and said, "Sister Wei, it's better for you to treat me."

"Who treats you well? Don't be too affectionate." Wei Fangxia immediately showed a ferocious look, as if she was pretending on purpose. Her character does not allow her to show a warm side to Li Yong.

"That... can I take off my clothes?" Li Yong asked with a smile.

"No." Wei Fangxia shouted loudly.

"Can I take off my underwear?" Li Yong asked happily.

"No." Wei Fangxia was already angry.

"I only take off my underwear, but not my pants, why can't I?" Li Yong was puzzled.

"Asshole, I just can't do it." Wei Fangxia almost went crazy, how could she take off her panties without taking off her pants? She couldn't figure it out.

"Then...can you take off your socks?" Li Yong pointed to his feet.

"Hmph." Wei Fangxia didn't bother to answer, she was so annoyed to have to ask this kind of question.

Lying on the sofa, Li Yong tossed and turned for a while, and then said: "Sister Wei, I can't sleep without taking off my clothes! I'm used to sleeping naked, otherwise I will suffer from insomnia. I'm not afraid of you, I took it off! Really Take it off!"

"No." Wei Fangxia roared.

"I won't let you take it off, why are you excited? Otherwise, I'll live in Miss Hao's room. Miss Hao doesn't have as many things as you. She not only lets me take it off, but also helps me take it off?" Li Yong said for a while. moan and groan.

"Really." Wei Fangxia thought it was incredible,

Today, when she learned from Hao Huihua that Li Yong had fallen asleep, she was really furious. However, she did not show it in front of Hao Huihua.

She heard from Hao Huihua that Li Yong only slept on the sofa, but she really didn't ask if he took off his clothes. She didn't even think about this problem. Now that she thought about it, it was really possible to take off her clothes, which made her feel even more sad.

As if my own treasure was snatched away by others, I felt so sad that I couldn't describe it.

"Of course it is true. Why am I lying to you? They are both women, why is there such a big difference?" Li Yong sighed and sat up: "If you don't let me take it off, I will go to Miss Hao."

"You dare." Wei Fangxia turned into an angry bird, wishing she could kill Li Yong with her head.

"You don't let me take off my clothes, I just want to go there, you can't interfere with my freedom." Li Yong insisted.

Wei Fangxia thought for a while, and said with great reluctance: "Okay, take it off! But don't let me see it."

"Close your eyes, you won't be able to see." Li Yong quickly took off his clothes, and then jumped on the sand, as if he was specially showing off his body. Seeing that Wei Fangxia really closed his eyes, he turned his head Go, don't look at it at all, Li Yong stopped showing up, lay down on the sofa, and immediately entered the practice.

Seeing that Li Yong stopped talking, Wei Fangxia raised her head and looked on the sofa, and found that Li Yong was breathing evenly with his eyes closed, as if he had fallen asleep, she couldn't help but wondered: "Fall asleep so soon? "

Then, she couldn't look back, because after Li Yong took off his clothes, he didn't cover him with a quilt, and just lay flat on the sofa, with his arms on his head, and fell asleep directly. For a person who is asleep, what scruples are there? Don't talk about staring at him, even scolding his ancestors for eighteen generations, nothing will happen!

Therefore, Wei Fangxia's eyes widened, and with the help of the light in the room, she could see whatever she wanted.

This night, she watched Li Yong countless times. He is more dedicated than a biologist who studies the human body.

once having seen the best, the rest is not worthwhile looking.

After seeing Li Yong's body, she deeply felt that she was no longer interested in any man.

In her eyes, no other man could look more like a man than Li Yong.

Because Li Yong not only has strong muscles, Kong Wu is powerful, handsome and handsome, but also that thing is a special hero. She had personally experienced the majesty of that hero, which made her unforgettable for a long time, and sometimes she missed it very much.

How could a man as perfect as Li Yong be overshadowed by lust?

Wei Fangxia felt that she should look at Li Yong from a different angle. At this time, she realized that maybe lust is not a man's shortcoming, but sometimes it is also an advantage.

Even Li Yong himself didn't know about these advantages.

He really didn't know that since he practiced the resurrection technique, his body and temperament have become better and better, especially after he cultivated into spiritual power, his body and body have undergone significant changes again. It seems that all men are handsome and handsome in one body, even when he is asleep, he is full of masculine charm.

Moreover, as he continued to practice, his body was becoming more and more perfect.

This night, Wei Fangxia became more and more infatuated with Li Yong's charming body, just like how Hao Huihua secretly admired Li Yong that night by the river, she also showed longing and love for Li Yong. appreciate.

It was like a small flame in her heart, once lit, it would burn hotter and hotter, unable to be extinguished.

In the dead of night, she asked herself, she really wanted to have this big and powerful body.

But when she woke up the next day, she pretended to close her eyes and urged Li Yong to get dressed quickly.

She opened her eyes only after Li Yong got dressed. He also showed a disdainful expression, pretending to be angry, and was very dissatisfied with Li Yong's naked behavior.

"Asshole, why are you so naked?"

"Get used to it!" Li Yong smiled.

"Then why don't you cover yourself with the quilt?"

"Can't you cover it for me?"

"Hmph, why should I help you cover it? You don't have long hands yourself!"

Li Yong has long been used to the inexplicable anger and yelling at women, and he found that the relationship between him and Wei Fangxia now is just like the relationship between him and Han Lu at the beginning.

There are always various conflicts and misunderstandings, but as the two get along and get to know each other for a long time, in the end, he believes that all the problems will be solved by him.

He firmly believes that he can turn all tigresses into gentle and obedient lambs.

Li Yong raised his hand and said with a smile, "I have my hands. Didn't I fall asleep? This room is a bit cold, you seem to have turned the air conditioner on too low!" As he spoke, Li Yong deliberately hugged his arms , as if a little cold.

In fact, he no longer has much feeling for the high and low temperatures. Whether it's hot or cold, his body can always adjust automatically, and he doesn't feel cold or hot at all. This is another ability of his body.

"Frozen to death." Wei Fangxia finished speaking fiercely, and laughed again. She seemed to be able to freeze Li Yong, which made her very proud. Seeing Li Yong's miserable look, she turned on the air conditioner even lower, and was very happy.

"Sister Wei, where is your gun? Show me." Li Yong changed the subject.

"What are you looking at? This is a gun, not an ordinary item, so don't look at it randomly." Wei Fangxia said seriously.

"So stingy, if you look at me, I will never hide it." Li Yong laughed.

"Fuck you, I'm sick! Will I see you?" Wei Fangxia said angrily.

"I want to do an experiment to see if my reflexes are faster than bullets." Li Yong picked up the leather bag next to Wei Fangxia's pillow, unzipped it clumsily, and took out the black 95-issue pistol.

"Don't touch my gun, give it back to me." Wei Fangxia immediately jumped off the bed, about to grab it.

However, Li Yong had already raised his gun, and pulled the trigger at an oil painting of a nude lady on the wall. He only heard a "pop" gunshot, and under the gaze of Li Yong's perspective eyes, the bullet fell off. A layer of dust was formed, and it flew out at a very high speed, shooting directly at the lady's eyes full of affection.

At the same time, Li Yong stepped on his feet suddenly, and his whole body flashed suddenly, chasing after the bullet like an afterimage. Sure enough, as he thought, his speed had already caught up with the bullet, and he held the bullet in his hand.

Seeing Li Yong holding up the bullet high with pride, Wei Fangxia's eyes widened in surprise.

She ran over barefoot, pulled Li Yong's arm, picked up the bullet and looked at it, still shocked.

"How is it? Am I good?" Li Yong said proudly, like a general returning from victory. The coercion gradually rose, almost pretending to be so coercive to the level of admiration by all people.

Wei Fangxia punched Li Yong, blinked her long eyelashes, and said in shock: "It's amazing. It's amazing."

"I'll show you again." As he said, Li Yong suddenly pointed the muzzle of the gun to his head, just like the scene in "Kung Fu", he pulled the trigger, and with a "pop", the bullet hit his head head.

So close, so fast. Wei Fangxia only had time to utter an exclamation: "No."

She thought Li Yong was crazy. If she shot herself to death, it would be like being fucked instead of pretending to be coercive.

This is definitely a black humor! Sometimes, it is normal for a person to be unable to suppress his desire to express himself, to show off, to show off, to pretend to be aggressive, but if you want to risk your life to pretend to be aggressive, this is a bit too much.

The moment she heard the gunshot, Wei Fangxia's heart sank to the bottom of the valley. The scene of Li Yong's brains splattered all over her mind. She closed her eyes tightly, not daring to look.

This is definitely an extremely stupid suicide act! Wei Fangxia did not dare to watch Li Yong's tragic death.

However, is Li Yong the kind of person who makes fun of his life? He had enough confidence to play such a game. He raised his hand and pinched the bullet, faster than the Huoyun Cthulhu in "Kung Fu".

He held the bullet in front of his eyes and looked at it. From now on, he would never be afraid of guns again.