Chapter 949 Drunk

Shao Nanqin, 12:35:01: Help!

Shao Nanyin, 12:35:08: Oh my god, how could I wait for such a top-notch person.

Shao Nanqin, 12:35:15: Oh my god, can you drink on the plane? He came up with a wine bottle!

Shao Nanyin, 12:35:30: In theory, you can drink on the plane. As long as you pass the security check, you can buy drinks at the duty-free shop and bring them on the plane. Didn’t we sit at the bar table for a while in the terminal? , maybe he brought the wine from there.

Shao Nanqin, 12:35:40: Isn’t this the point? The point is, Nanyin, save me!

Shao Nanyin, 12:35:50: Oh, let me just change places with you. I think even if he is willing to change places with me, the pregnant woman next to me will not be willing to sit with such a person, so we can only change places. .

Shao Nanqin, 12:36:05: Can you withstand it?

Shao Nanyin, 12:36:20: I haven’t seen anyone in the nightclub, isn’t he just a gangster with a mustache? I can get him to sleep on his own in half an hour!

Shao Nanqin, 12:36:25: He sat over and I peeed first.

Shao Nanqin stood up quickly after typing, but before she could walk into the aisle, a hand stopped her in front of her, which made her heart skip a beat.

The flowered shirt had already arrived. He was holding a bottle of wine and stared at Shao Nanqin. Not far away, the stewardess saw the late passengers in such a state and couldn't help but feel that something was going to happen, so she trotted over in high heels.

"This beautiful lady, in this terrible place, meeting you is the only treasure I found during this adventure. Can you please have a drink with me?" The floral shirt did not disappoint, after looking at it carefully Three seconds later, Shao Nanqin's face was shocked. She took Shao Nanqin's hand and gave him a not-so-standard kiss on the hand. When he spoke, his tongue was so big that he couldn't tell whether he was speaking English or French.

"I'm not a good drinker. I want to go to the bathroom." Shao Nanyin suppressed a sentence in Chinese, and regardless of whether the person understood it or not, he quickly withdrew his hand and wiped it on his trouser legs, then walked around the man and walked into the aisle as if he was running away. Get ready to run to the bathroom.

However, at this time, the stewardess who had already arrived stopped her and pushed her back to her original seat with an apology, "Um, I'm sorry for this passenger, the plane is about to take off, and the bathroom has been temporarily disabled."

"Ah." Shao Nanqin looked confused.

"Who said that?" Unexpectedly, the flower-shirted face suddenly tilted his head, looked at the stewardess and said seriously, "There are three urgent needs. This beautiful lady can't wait even if she wants to go to the toilet? Let the captain wait for a while. Take off in ten minutes!"

"Well, I'm sorry sir, we have already exceeded the scheduled departure time because we were waiting for you to board the plane. The tower has already started urging you." The stewardess was also witnessing this scene for the first time. She boarded the plane while carrying a half bottle of whiskey. Passengers who drank only felt a little numb on the scalp.

"Then I...I won't go to the toilet." Shao Nanqin sat back blankly.

"No such thing, go! Today this beautiful lady must go to the bathroom that she deserves! If the tower is in a hurry to take off, then ask the tower to take off! We will take off again later!" The flowered shirt put the whiskey in his hand. Shao Nanqin knocked on the armrest of his seat, and half a glass of strong whiskey rushed out of the bottle and spilled onto Shao Nanyin's trouser legs.

All the passengers in the cabin have turned their attention to this side and started whispering. Most people's faces are full of disdain and curiosity, while a few people are obviously unhappy because of the delay and such a fuss. Angry.

"No, sir, please calm down." Seeing this, the stewardess quickly advised, "Please sit down first. Our plane is about to take off, so please don't waste everyone's time."

"Tell me, who's time did I waste? Believe it or not, I bought your plane and I can fly whenever I want! Then I bought the tower as well! Let your captain make a price!" The shirt twirled boldly, raised his hand and squinted at the watch on his wrist, and stared, don't tell me, with the oiled hair and pencil mustache, the aura of the perfect American gangster in 1930 was stronger than whiskey. After they dispersed, no one really stood up and started talking to him in a bad temper.

There are still people who want to quarrel. A business elite who seemed to be in a hurry almost couldn't help but stand up and wanted to criticize this social scum, but the business elite suddenly caught a glimpse of the flower shirt and raised his wrist. The watch that is revealed when telling the time.

It was a Royal Oak watch.

The business elites all subconsciously took a look at the entry-level Rolex in their hands, then changed their glasses and took a closer look at the floral shirts. Good guys, you don’t know if you don’t look at it. Looking carefully, they found that everything from head to toe This man, who looks no different from an alcoholic, is dressed very casually, but the small jewelry bottles exposed are actually ultra-niche and extremely luxurious products from Lanchester, Attrayant, and Vita that cannot be found on the Internet. Taste.

So he immediately sat down and decided to remain silent and wait for the situation to change, or for some hot-tempered redneck from Texas to rush over and give this guy a punch.

But it's a pity that the passengers on this flight seem to be civilized people and don't want to get angry with the rude person, especially the rude person who can't figure out the details and looks like a rich man. When the time comes, the court will Whether you are the one who is right depends on whether the other party's legal team earns tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of commissions per year.

"I don't want to go to the toilet anymore. I suddenly don't want to." Seeing that the situation was getting worse and worse, Shao Nanqin remembered Nan Yin's previous words and finally couldn't help but speak, "Sit down first, the plane is about to take off. .”

"As you wish, beautiful lady." Flower Shirt saw Shao Nanqin say this and immediately bent down, "But please let me in and start this adventure that will probably be interesting."

I don’t know if it will be interesting, but these fifteen hours will really be an adventure, Shao Nanqin thought to himself.

She retracted her legs and let the flowered shirt go over and sit inside. When the stewardess saw that the other party finally stopped making trouble, she couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief and walked to the captain's cabin while pressing her forehead.

"Can I know your name? Beautiful lady." Sure enough, as soon as he sat down, the man in the flowered shirt next to him began to chat up Shao Nanqin.

"My mother told me not to tell people my name casually outside." Shao Nanqin said stiffly. She was not afraid of society, but she was simply not used to dealing with drunks. She was sitting in a position where she was leaning towards the aisle as much as possible and was about to be beaten. The smell of alcohol on the other party made him vomit.

"You have a very good mother. What is your mother's name?"

"I don't know. I grew up in an orphanage."

"That's really sad, and I'm sorry to ask about your sadness."

"Nothing."

"As an apology, I think we should have a drink! Here's to your unknown mother in the orphanage!"

The conversation between Shao Nanqin and Hua Shirt was sparse. Don’t even think about having anything nutritious to talk to a drunkard who has already finished half a bottle of whiskey and is still drinking the other half. His words are completely illogical, okay? Shao Nanqin was talking nonsense, but he could still keep up with the radio waves and still answer the call.

"Really don't you want to have a drink? My dear lady, a woman as beautiful as you should be paired with an equally beautiful wine, just like the bottle in my hand." The flowered shirt tilted his head and said in an almost He looked at Shao Nanqin with confused eyes, "Yamazaki 35-year-old single malt whiskey, limited to 200 bottles worldwide, rare, worth collecting, mellow, making people fall in love at first sight and have endless aftertaste, just like you, miss."

Shao Nanqin was numb. She felt that the greasy men she met on the blind date website were not as good as the flowery shirt in front of her. At least the ones she met on the blind date website would first talk to you about Bach's life, Shelley's poems, and the universe because of entropy. He is bound to go to the sad fate of heat death, and in the end he will talk to you about the half-price room at the IKEA hotel next door, and ask you if you want to share a couple's suite with him to talk about the true meaning of life.

"I'm fine, I don't need to drink. You can drink it yourself." Shao Nanqin refused dryly.

"Very good! She has personality. I like honest girls. To express my appreciation, I did it first." The flower shirt picked up the whiskey and took a sip while Shao Nanqin stared at it dumbfounded. The other party described the bottle as a global limited edition with an alcohol content of about 41°. The left and right shots of pure whiskey cleanse the stomach.

After downing the entire bottle of whiskey, the flowered shirt took a breath of alcohol and turned to raise his eyebrows at Shao Nanqin, probably to show off his drinking capacity.

Shao Nanqin didn't know what to say and could only remain silent.

This gave Hua Shizi a chance to continue chatting, and he started chatting with Shao Nanqin about some drunken talk. He chatted with Shao Nanqin happily and asked why he got on this plane.

According to the man in the flowered shirt, an hour ago he was holding a huge party with wine and meat on a huge luxury cruise ship on Lake Michigan. Celebrities, tycoons, DAs, and famous and promising people in Chicago all attended.

The flowered shirt very vividly described how exciting the party was, how exposed the beauties were, and how fit the handsome guys were. The best thing was the luxury cruise ship. It took the boss a lot of effort to transport it to his super large top cruise ship on Lake Michigan. , with five floors, including a helipad, casino, and swimming pool! The construction cost alone was a full US$400 million!

Shao Nanqin looked sideways at the porthole on the other side of the aisle the whole time, just looking forward to the plane taking off as soon as possible, and could only reply with a perfunctory hum, which was completely the talk of a drunkard.

Hua Shirt continued to say enthusiastically that they planned to have the cruise ship cross the entire Lake Michigan throughout the night. When the cruise ship arrived in the middle of Lake Michigan at three o'clock in the middle of the night, they would launch the prepared large-volume super fireworks. The production process of super fireworks was learned. The formula of the Japanese fireworks display can light up the entire freshwater lake when it explodes, and he is under the fireworks! It's the host of that awesome party!

The more the flower shirt talked, the more excited he became. Shao Nanqin felt a little depressed and asked, "Why are you taking a plane here instead of going to your cruise ship to watch the fireworks and have a party?"

The flower shirt paused at this time and said that it was mainly because he was chatting with his friends after having sex with a champagne tower on the cruise ship. He insisted that the worst place in the world is the toilet in the subway station, because you can be in your toilet at any time. Dirty unknown object found on the edge!

However, his friend said: Brother, although you have a lot of money and a lot of girls, you still don’t know enough about some things. For example, the worst place in the world must be United Airlines’ economy class! The last time I was forced to fly in economy class and ask the waiter if they had the ‘Egon Miller Schatzburg Riesling Sweet White Wine’, they actually told me no! So I asked again, is there always Air Force Two? They actually ridiculed me and said that if I wanted to drink these drinks, I suggested ordering them from the bar on the private jet! Don't you think this is irritating? If my Gulfstream G650ER hadn't been towed for maintenance and I was in a hurry to celebrate the birthday of my lover in Munich, Germany, who would have flown on United Airlines? Or economy class! Don't laugh, I bet if you boarded United's economy class, you would run away without even getting hot from the seat!

The flowery shirt patted his thigh and said to Shao Nanqin that he was not convinced at that time and said that a real man can tolerate things that ordinary people cannot tolerate. I can even tolerate a beautiful woman with body odor. I am just a United Airlines economy class member. Can't sit still? He made a bet with his friend that he would let the helicopter on the cruise ship take him to the airport right now, take a United Airlines economy class flight to any city and then fly back. If he succeeded, his friend would A Gulfstream G650ER will be given to him, and if he fails the challenge midway, a luxury cruise ship on Lake Michigan will be given to his friend!

Even if it was a drunken talk, Shao Nanqin couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

The flowered shirt proudly took out a cigar from the front pocket of his shirt, put it in his mouth and bit it, took out a fragrant cedar stick and lit it with a match, and then slowly burned the cut cigar head, puffing out the smoke while sighing with emotion. He said that when he walked to the boarding gate, he almost turned around and ran away when he saw the environment of the economy class cabin, which was like a pigsty. Fortunately, he saw you, the beautiful lady, and this made me determined to stay. You are God's presence. The rope dropped to me from the pigsty! Following you, I can climb to heaven!

Shao Nanqin couldn't help but hold her forehead, thinking that if the economy class was really a pigsty, then the man next to her would be the only pig in the pigsty that kept snorting at her. But she had to endure the pain. The plane's engine had already started. As long as she could endure the next fifteen painful hours, she could escape!

So Nanyin, where are you? Help! Shao Nanqin painfully took out his cell phone and wanted to ask for help.

"Miss, do you want one too? I brought it from the ship, and my friend brought it back from Cuba. It's a Cohiba cigar from the Jun Collection series. It's suitable for men, and it's also suitable for Cohiba cigars like you." A top-notch woman." The flowered shirt took out another cigar as if to offer a treasure, his eyebrows twitched along with his mustache, and Shao Nanqin looked at him with the appearance of a nouveau riche.

"No, I don't smoke, and I don't smoke cigars either." Shao Nanqin's pusher declined as she lowered her head and fiddled with her cell phone. But in the middle of the refusal, she suddenly realized something and suddenly raised her head to look at the moustachioed man with a cigar in his mouth who kept blowing out smoke. stunned.

"Wait, what are you doing?" Shao Nanqin said.

"What are you doing?" The flowered shirt held a cigar in his mouth and scratched his head in confusion. A cloud of smoke came out of his nose. When Shao Nanqin was stunned, he lit the cigar in his hand and put it in the other person's hand and praised it highly, "Try Give it a try, it’s really good!”

The smoke from the cigar rose up into the air circulation system of the Boeing aircraft. The pregnant woman in the front row suddenly sneezed and said in confusion: "Is someone smoking?"

The next moment, the sound of the plane's engine stopped, and the Boeing passenger plane that was about to soar completely stopped at the airport in the rain. Along with the captain's angry rebuke and the shouts and curses of countless passengers, the cabin of the Boeing airliner began to jump up and down, and the takeoff was completely terminated.