Chapter 342 The Slut Has Her Own Day

Zuo Changlu Lei Changtian is already familiar with the road at this time, and Wu Yuting and Bai Yunduo are also copying it like a bowl, and quickly entered the state. Only Zuo Xiaonian's cultivation level can't pull the camera over to create a sense of sight. Even if her eyesight is good, she still doesn't have the corresponding spatial ability after all, and she will miss the opportunity...

Extremely anxious.

So she held her mother's arm and begged Wu Yuting: "Mom, you must pass it to me later, the full version of the video."

"Go away! Close your eyes! What are you looking at, what a good thing that is!"

"I don't! Puppy is having fun now, I don't care about it..."

"..." Wu Yuting was speechless for a moment.

"It's the Chinese New Year in the future... Isn't fireworks and firecrackers banned everywhere now? To celebrate the New Year in the future... Let the puppy spray it on it to ensure that it is popular and praised by everyone..." Zuo Xiaonian had a whim.

"Let your husband go up to the sky with his bare butt to make fireworks?" Wu Yuting was surprised.

"It can only be in our yard..."

"Naked?"

"...how about making a hole in your pants?"

"Young lady, can you show some face?"

"don't want!"

"..."

The other side.

Bai Yunduo's face was flushed, but she was still very strong and determined to take pictures with her mobile phone. This kind of situation, let alone once in a thousand years, may not happen again in millions of years.

It is very likely that it will be unprecedented and the only time.

It would be a pity to miss this opportunity to preserve video data...

Seeing everyone like this, Zuo Xiaoduo, who was in mid-air, had only one thought.

"Fortunately, Li Chenglong and others were not allowed to watch my breakthrough..."

"Otherwise, how would I have the face to be their boss..."

On the ground, Xiaobai, Xiaojiu, and Xiaoxiao jumped up and down and looked up.

The three little ones were all amazed: "Ah, Ma Ma is so powerful..."

"Yeah, Mama is so powerful, Mama can actually fart rainbows... I'm so envious..."

"I'm so envious..."

"envious……"

...

After confirming that the lens has been focused, Zuo Changlu, who no longer needs follow-up control, glanced at Wu Yuting and started sound transmission.

"This is not normal... what's going on here?"

"Shiquan Tianjie is held by the nine clans of heaven, each of them is in charge of one round...and which round of heaven is responsible for this round? The actions so far have been completely harmless..."

"Yes, the so-called thunderbolt from the sky is simply not angry with the puppy's previous arrogance and provocation, and specially created a large-scale social death scene... As for the danger, there is no danger at all. Goofy... Which family of Heavenly Dao masters is this, to show such great kindness?"

"How is it possible... to have such complete sanity? Isn't it too human?"

"Yes, it looks like a game."

"It is estimated that the scene like Gou Da will be experienced eight more times..." Zuo Changlu still pays attention to the video with a small part of his energy, checking the situation at all times.

"That is inevitable."

"Until now, the only ones who haven't made a move are the ancient dragon and phoenix catastrophe... It seems that the dragon and phoenix robbery will complete the last catastrophe... But dragon and phoenix are notoriously merciless. Since they are here to join in the fun, let's Not without reason."

"so……"

"It's okay to lose face... Puppy also needs such a lesson, besides, there are no outsiders... Isn't it just a bare butt, spraying some fireworks or something..."

"However, if the last one falls into the hands of the dragon and phoenix, it will inevitably become a catastrophe of life and death. It's not optimistic!"

Wu Yuting sighed, and said: "No matter how worried we are now, we can't intervene. We can only hope that Duoduo and Niannian's fate as a dragon and phoenix can make the final dragon and phoenix calamity more or less merciful..."

Zuo Changlu nodded and did not speak again.

In fact, both he and Wu Yuting knew clearly in their hearts that this was impossible!

What is the existence of Heavenly Tribulation?

How can there be such a thing as mercy?

Now the husband and wife are concerned about Zuo Xiaoduo's so-called perfect crossing tribulation,

He has given up hope, and just hopes that the Heavenly Dao Bureau will allow him to survive this situation, or even... as long as he can survive, it will be fine! !

"Tell me, how likely is it that Duoduo survives the catastrophe?" Wu Yuting was still worried.

"Ninety percent." Zuo Changlu said calmly.

The voice is firm.

Look calm.

This sentence, two words, is like a powerful reassurance.

Wu Yuting suddenly felt relieved.

Husbands never talk too much.

Generally, when he said 80%, it basically means 100% certainty; as for 90%, it is absolutely sure, there is no so-called accident!

Zuo Changlu continued to record the video calmly, but in fact, he had already made preparations in his heart as a last resort.

If the situation is really dire and the puppy can't survive, he will use the method of stealing the sky to exchange the sun, sacrifice a clone of the throne, and replace the puppy!

Even though that would put Zuo Xiaoduo at a disadvantage in his way of life, he would have no hope of reaching the peak for the rest of his life, and it would be rare for him to go any further. At the same time, it would also make his own strength directly drop by one level, but...it was much better than the soul flying away.

Only by living can we have a future!

So he made this promise.

Because he knew that if he didn't say that, Wu Yuting would definitely do it when the time came. And his wife's cultivation base is much weaker than himself...

So... I'll be here when the time comes!

Zuo Changlu thought lightly, and looked at Tianjie full of confidence.

As a husband, as a father, if you have to do this, then who else but me!

In the sky……

The tribulation thunders struck one after another gradually and continuously!

Zuo Xiaoduo naturally kept his naked body, constantly circling in the air and setting off fireworks.

The worst time, the stomach was swollen three times bigger than when it was the most bloated before, so that it directly floated to an altitude of more than 800 meters, and it was floating around under the watchful eyes of the ten eyes. Puff puff...

This is going too far, Zuo Xiaoduo feels like he is about to explode!

Most of the time, I am like a small jet, filled with dye, flying back and forth under the clouds...

After a while, the ass sprayed a rainbow and rushed forward...

After rushing to a certain distance, the front of the lower body sprayed a rainbow, so I backed up... Then halfway back, my mouth also started to spray, and there was also recoil, or forward recoil...

After two rounds, no other places are sprayed, only the buttocks are left...

Spray and fly...

There is even a feeling: buzz buzz, buzz buzz, I'm a happy little bee... shit!

Zuo Xiaoduo himself could feel that the resentment of the Nine Heavens around him was full of resentment, and they were all looking at him gloatingly.

Let you cheap!

Boy, are you still cheap?

Are you still jealous?

It's been so long, and nothing dares to provoke the way of heaven so lowly, and now there is such a thing as you, why don't you play with me...I don't want to lose face?

Zuo Xiaoduo felt this resentment very clearly and truly, it was within reach and close at hand.

He didn't know if others could feel it when they crossed the tribulation, but he really felt it.

Although he felt it, Zuo Xiaoduo didn't dare to fart now!

Cough... no, he's farting right now, real rainbow farts...and a lot of rainbow farts.

In short, he didn't dare to express his dissatisfaction at all.

He really knows.

It turns out that God... really has emotions!

Mommy... so scary!

You said you have emotions, you said you have feelings, how dare I provoke you, I must flatter you early, flatter you, even if I flatter you, I will not hesitate to flatter you...

Well, what I'm doing now is a real rainbow fart, but it doesn't mean the same thing to me!

Jieyun is getting closer and closer.

Countless thoughts began to surround Zuo Xiaoduo.

Zuo Xiaoduo could feel more and more clearly that several strands of consciousness were even talking to him.

"Wait again? Why don't you do it?"

"I'll take a look again!?"

"Provocation, can't you? Aren't you cheap? What's your skill?"

"Do you believe it or not? Your little penis will be split so that it will never grow back forever? Tell me if you don't believe me?"

"Small, I can't mess with you, you'll make your ass bloom, and you will make rainbow farts, just to teach you a lesson..."

"Since the beginning of the world, it's rare to have such a shameless one. Don't be frightened. You can continue to play in the future. Today's play is very good, and you can continue to do this in the future..."

"Take it easy..."

"I just can't stand this scumbag!"

"I can't stand it either!"

"I also……"

"I also……"

"The bitch has his own money! Haven't you heard this sentence?"

Zuo Xiaoduo trembled, but his stiff body couldn't make any more movements, and he couldn't even utter a slight begging sound, only the look of begging for mercy was shown in his eyes...

But those shy little eyes, those pitiful little eyes, those innocent little eyes, those ignorant eyes...

Pure, innocent, shiny, ignorant, cute...

All kinds of eyes are vividly displayed in Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes.

"This guy is actually still acting. Do you really think this little trick can work... Let's do it again..."

Zuo Xiaoduo now feels that he has become a toy, um, a toy of Heaven.

But after thinking about it, I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed and proud in my eyes.

Since ancient times, who can become a toy of the Heavenly Dao? Can he be played by Tiandao casually? joke! That's a lot of luck! Great courage! Great work!

With Jackie Lee, can he do it? Long Yusheng, okay? Wanli Xiuyu, Mo Yan, etc... a bunch of scum!

Only me, Zuo Xiaoduo!

Open up the world!

Unparalleled!

Unprecedented and unprecedented!

I am proud!

The thoughts of heaven are all strange.

"This guy is actually so arrogant, he's so virtuous, his ass is blooming, and he can still be seductive..."

"I really don't know where he got so arrogant and arrogant?"

"Come on, come on, let him be ruthless again... Let him groan... Let me think about it carefully, why is he proud..."

...

Finally arrived at the last one.

The unprecedented nine-color thunder tribulation hit ninety-nine times...

Zuo Xiaoduo flew into the sky like a pig urine bubble that was blown as thin as a cicada's wings...

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