Chapter 276 Grandpa Is Really a Criminal

Chapter 276 276. Grandpa’s real punishment

Si Bao held down the furry prey at his feet, holding his head high and chest high, like a victorious hero.

The pheasant also flicked its paws twice under his dog's paws unwillingly, making a "coo-coo-coo" sound in its mouth.

However, when I looked up, above the two bean eyes, a slippery weed that had just grown seeds was hanging there. It suddenly stretched its neck and swallowed the seeds in with a grunt.

Everyone:...

Everyone was silent.

Just like this pheasant, its appearance is exchanged for its brains, right?

At this moment, Song Youde finally reacted. He grabbed the pheasant by the wings and pulled it out. Then he gestured to its long tail feathers with black and white yellow-brown patterns, and raised his hand to shake it.

I saw a burst of oily light ripples on the tail feathers, and the whole chicken nervously retracted its slender claws, becoming more and more vibrant.

Song Youde became more and more satisfied: "Oh! At noon, the iron pot stewed chicken and cornmeal pancakes are so fragrant! And the tail hair is so beautiful! It looks great when you pull it out and put it in a bottle!"

Song Tan: ...Grandpa, you are really punished.

What does this pheasant look like?

The so-called "a piece of cloth on the head, the country eats meat and vegetables. The tail is two meters long, and the body is made of linen. The scarf is white, and the bags under the eyes are also plain. The feathers are made of scales, black chestnut, white, yellow and brown."

To put it simply - the long-tailed pheasant is a national first-level protected animal.

The above are the results from Song Tan's online search.

At this moment, Song Youde looked at the pheasant in his hand, and his claws were a little numb.

"What's going on?"

He hesitated: "Let it go?"

"Let me tell you about Tantan. Don't look at it. It's so obedient right now. In fact, this pheasant is the most naughty. It likes to eat the things grown in our fields. It can even eat weeds!"

As he spoke, he waved the hand holding the pheasant. Unexpectedly, the pheasant's neck got stuck in the weeds on the side and swayed in the wind.

To be honest, thanks to the persistence of great fishermen, the grass in the fields is cleaned up every day. It is not easy to find so many fish that have slipped through the net!

next moment!

The pheasant had obviously pinched its fate at the base of its wings, but at this moment, it stretched out its neck, and with a "goo" sound, it took the grass leaf in front of it into its mouth.

Song Youde:...

He really didn't lie!

In the past, this pheasant really loved eating in the fields!

But at this moment, he could only say aggrievedly: "Then... why don't you let me go?"

Song Tan was helpless, what else could he do if he kept it?

"Let it go!"

"etc!"

Zhang Yanping and Song Sancheng shouted in unison: "Before I release it, I'll take a photo/take a vibrato!"

For such a big event, how can you not post it on Moments or Douyin to get likes? Remember it.

What's more, the pheasant was caught by dogs, not humans, and they let it go, so what's wrong with taking a photo in the middle?

To prove his innocence, Zhang Yanping even planned to make a short video to prove that they really released the pheasants!

Song Youde became more energetic when he saw everyone's mobile phones facing him. Now he straightened his back and said shyly: "

How about it? Is this angle okay? "

It's quite fashionable and knows how to find angles.

but……

Song Tan saw that the camera lens of Zhang Yanping and her father was getting lower and lower, almost showing a close-up of the long-tailed pheasant. There was no extra space for her grandfather, and she couldn't help but be speechless.

At this moment, the two people who were busy shooting the video got the wrong idea and nodded hurriedly: "The angle is good!"

After Song Youde changed his posture three or five times from the front to the side, he finally let go of his hand and threw the pheasant away from a distance.

The long-tailed pheasant flapped its wings in mid-air, then suddenly glided back, and quickly rushed into the vegetable field nearby!

Then I saw a quick yellow-black lightning next to it, but Si Bao was showing off his power at this moment, grabbing it by the neck, spitting it out again, and pressing it under the dog's paws again.

The long-tailed pheasant was already numb.

Everyone: ...To be honest, they are also a little numb.

But at this moment, Song Tan could only sigh: "Be good, I can catch this kind of pheasant next time I see it, but don't kill it."

Sanbao on the side didn't understand - shouldn't you be happy when you catch a pheasant? Why doesn't the master want it?

But he was a good and well-behaved dog. Since he said he didn’t want to kill him, he released his paws and took a step back.

Seeing that the pheasant, which had been captured twice in a short period of time, staggered and walked on the ground twice with its head in a daze, it finally came back to its senses, looked at the group of people in front of it warily, and let out a "Goo!" A sound!

Then he quickly took off at a low altitude and disappeared into the bushes nearby.

Everyone stood in the vegetable garden, looking in that direction with a sense of loss, feeling unspeakable regret in their hearts at this moment.

Song Tan breathed a sigh of relief: Grandpa was holding the pheasant at that time, and she was really afraid that the other party would twist its neck with his quick hands.

Fortunately, now that the pheasants have flown away, there is no need to worry about this.

But then he thought about it, this pheasant was attracted by the grass seeds and leaves here today, and he might become a regular customer in the future. Song Tan would feel heartbroken if he lost even one vegetable in the garden!

She had no choice but to squat down again and quickly told her two treasures: "Well done! Be good! From now on, no matter if they are pheasants, rabbits, hedgehogs, etc., as long as they damage the vegetable field, they will all be driven away, but don't kill them easily."

Liangbao snorted, and his big head kept cupping her hand, obviously feeling aggrieved.

But after finally returning from hunting, the owner refused to take it...

Sanbao thought for a while, turned around and lay down in the grass on the edge of the field, and then suddenly buried his head in the grass for a while!

Its two front paws are like afterimages, digging up layers of grass roots and soil!

Soon, it pulled out another small pink object, gently held it in its mouth, and looked at Song Tan eagerly again.

Song Tan:......

She subconsciously stretched out her hand:

"Baby, I know you are very powerful, but we really can't have this pheasant. You can hold the field, it's already great..."

While comforting him, he put his hand under Sanbao's mouth, and saw that it opened its mouth, and a small red and furry thing rolled out between its ferocious teeth.

The other party rolled out of the wet and hot mouth. At this moment, he was crawling around in Song Tan's hands with his eyes closed, and an extremely pitiful scream came out of his mouth.

Song Tan:......

Not only did she want to scream with this thing in her hand, but she would also scream now if she hadn't become an immortal.

But at this moment, Zhang Yanping came over quietly: "What is this?"

He looked down curiously, and the more he looked, the more strange he felt. Before he could react, Song Tan said with a complicated expression:

"Probably...it's a little field mouse that hasn't even opened its eyes since it was born."

Bao'er, as expected of you, you dug through all the vole holes!

The next moment, Zhang Yanping jumped to his feet:

“Vole?!”

The big man screamed and quickly took a step back.

I made up the long-tailed pheasant limerick myself. If there are any similarities, it is definitely plagiarism.

I did raise a field mouse, and the consequences... my mother... well, let's not mention it.

I'm too sleepy today. I'll watch the second update tomorrow morning.