Chapter 148
"The city hospital made Lao Wang's "Dan Dan" of the XX Bureau as big as a purple volleyball. Hey, it is said that it can't be kept, so it has to be cut off!"
"No way, it's true or not, ouch, Lao Wang's mouth is really unlucky, I guess it's not a bad time on weekdays, this time it's completely hopeless. What's going on?"
"Hey, what else can it be, Lao Wang is not a good guy, don't you see how drunk he is, there are many young people who want to fall from the countryside to the city."
"It is estimated that Old Wang is going crazy!"
"What are you crazy about? Old Wang is about to arrive at the station. His family is already quite aggressive. This time, he is determined to make trouble."
Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and old Wang's wife makes a lot of trouble, it has almost become a joke known all over the city.
Especially in some fringe pension departments, a group of old ladies who were bored and gossiped, were as excited as if they had seen it with their own eyes, and described it as if they had seen it in person, and they understood it better than Zhang Fan.
They despised Lao Wang one by one, but what they thought in their hearts was: You must give him a warning when you go home, don't mess around, and if you mess around again, it will become volleyball.
The world of adults is so strange, there is no market for good people and good deeds without parents, and there is absolutely no romantic news to attract people's attention if they do what is right.
Especially the pornographic news of the familiar people around me, it's like sparks hit the earth, the first sentence of the meeting when visiting the chatter is: Do you know about Lao Wang?
"What? I don't know? Let me tell you about it!"
Lao Wang is really now, given a little courage and strength, he can think about wiping his neck and committing suicide.
Lying on the hospital bed, the pain was like a wave, wave after wave from bottom to top, pain, cramping pain, burning, it felt like a red-hot iron lump was caught between the legs, and I couldn't touch it Touch, touch is a burning pain.
Physically tortured, you can still grit your teeth and close your eyes for a while, but spiritually tortured, really, let Lao Wang cry without tears.
The little nurse who came in and out looked at him, although she tried her best to put on a natural face, but her dodge eyes, the expression of wanting to smile but not daring to laugh, made Lao Wang, who was more or less a leader, feel very embarrassed. A sour.
Most importantly, my wife, like a Tibetan mastiff whose iron chain has been torn off, is outside the door of the ward, crazy,
Crying and yelling.
From time to time, he shouted: "Why don't you cut it, why don't you cut it!"
"Retribution, retribution!" Old Wang was lying on the hospital bed, covering his face with a white pillow towel, tears streaming down his face.
How many times have I yelled, telling my wife to stop making trouble and come back quietly, but the other party just ignored him as if he couldn't hear him.
His mentality at this time, really, is like lying naked on the ice for three or nine days, pulling out the cool.
Ouyang took the lead to bring Zhang Fan to the ward rounds. Originally, Zhang Fan didn't want Ouyang to come over, because when he was standing at the bottom of the first floor, he could hear the shouting and cursing from the fifth floor. One can imagine how loud and loud this woman's voice was Loud.
The people coming and going to see a doctor, and the family members who accompanied them to see a doctor, saw a group of people wearing white coats, who seemed to be leading the crowd, and whispered to each other.
There are also those who intentionally add to the blockage, "What kind of hospital, even the roots of people's ancestors can be damaged, and no one comes out to take care of it."
In the past, the director of the medical department would definitely come forward to argue, but today, looking at Ouyang's face, everyone pretended not to hear.
People are actually like this, especially easy to listen to and believe in one side.
Going upstairs, Lao Wang's wife became more and more out of control when she saw the hospital leader coming, and she just lay down on the nurse's platform, "I can't live anymore, I can't live anymore! The city hospital is ignoring people's lives!"
The chubby body was lying on the white countertop, swaying in all directions, and no one who tried to help her could get close to her. Her hands and feet were dancing in a daze, just like a female sea turtle that turned over and couldn't get up.
Looking at the woman lying on the nurse's platform making trouble, Zhang Fan frowned, and could only sigh helplessly in his heart.
The medical environment at this time is the most difficult time. Many regulations and systems are actually crossing the river by feeling the stones.
Some people suffer at this time, such as those who have not paid for medical insurance, but they want to pay for it when they get sick, but people don’t want it.
There are also those who make money at this time, such as a certain day hospital, an exaggerated place, several hospitals united to overdraft a county's medical insurance, which is really amazing.
And many hospitals, especially those below the county level, seem to have completely lost their patient numbers overnight, and it is time to describe it as a crowd.
With changes in hospitals and medical insurance, the contradictions are becoming more and more acute. It is unrealistic to simply rely on hospitals and doctors to solve the problem.
"Let's see the patient number first!" Zhang Fan said softly to Ouyang. Ouyang nodded, and then glanced at the head nurse.
"Go back to the ward, there is nothing to see, hurry up, everyone go back to the ward to rest, the more you rest, the better you will be."
The special needs department is different from the general ward, the head nurse really dare not criticize, probably the most unreputable head nurse in the whole hospital.
After entering the ward, Zhang Fan and the others saw Lao Wang's appearance, really, let alone other things, they really felt a little sympathy for Lao Wang now.
Lao Wang looked as if he was dead but not buried, his face was covered with a white pillow, his whole body twitched slowly, and he moaned intermittently. He didn't know whether it was crying or moaning in pain.
"Come on, let me check it for you." Zhang Fan stepped forward and said, and then gently took off the pillow cover on Lao Wang's face.
Lao Wang looked at Ouyang, looked at Zhang Fan, looked at the other leaders of the hospital, he was ashamed, especially Ouyang, who used to meet each other in meetings, and occasionally said a few words.
Seeing that Zhang Fan wanted to check, Ouyang stood on the edge of the window sill and looked outside.
When he lifted the thin quilt on his legs, Lao Wang couldn't help but twitched, his hands hung in the air like a hen protecting eggs, wanting to stop but not daring to stop.
As soon as the quilt was lifted, Zhang Fan almost laughed. Really, although the joke was a bit too much at this time, the scene in front of him was too ridiculous.
Lao Wang's legs were half-folded on the hospital bed, half-hanging like an O shape, neither letting his buttocks get on the bed nor letting his legs close together, really, just like practicing yoga.
In the middle of the legs, it looks like a bunch of big grapes but not like a big grape. It should be like a big purple papaya with a crescent moon.
"Dan Dan" is a bag containing two Huang, twins.
In the early days, there were actually four brothers, because they still had two kidneys hanging on the lower back, so they could be said to be brothers of the same ancestry.
If there are too many brothers, the family will be separated, with one kidney on each side, and the other two brothers will go far away and come to the outside of the abdominal cavity.
Although they are brothers, there are still differences, such as fatter, taller, and whiter.
Therefore, there are actually differences between the two yellows. For example, if one has a slightly better appetite and eats more, he will be fatter.
In fact, the same principle applies to organs. The yellow on the right side of Pharaoh is normally bigger than the one on the left.
This is accumulated over time, such as the eyes, some people have amblyopia in one eye, but the degree of myopia is not high, and the other eye is not amblyopia, but the degree of myopia is high.
With glasses, in order to take care of the high prescription, and then the high prescription side can see more clearly.
After a long time, the usage rate of the high-degree eyes is high, while the usage rate of the amblyopia side becomes low, and for a long time, one side will be big and the other will be small.
Therefore, people with this kind of situation can take off their eyes if they are fine, so that the eyes with amblyopia can also function.
Otherwise, when you get older, you won't know when one eye goes on strike and becomes blind.
Also, for example, if some people stand for a little longer, they will naturally stand upright with one leg and rest the other leg.
In fact, this is the reason why one leg is long and the other is short. Of course, the gap must be within two centimeters. If it exceeds two centimeters, it will definitely limp.
Therefore, people with this situation should put a slightly thicker insole in the shoe, otherwise the hip joint will wear out for a long time.
And Huang actually has the same reasoning, one is fatter, so his blood vessels and passages will be wider.
Although there are not many big ones, just that little will make the difference between the organs.
The yellow on the right side of Pharaoh is slightly bigger. When ejaculating, the right side secretes more. When blood is needed, the right side also secretes more.
It seems to be a good thing, but in fact, it is not. When Lao Wang's younger brother got into trouble, bacteria entered, and more bacteria entered the right side.
Then the result reflected is that the swelling near the yellow on the right side is particularly obvious.
The pouch that was supposed to be wrinkled like a little old man is now as if it has been facelifted, smooth and flat, like an inflated balloon, and even the hair follicles on the pouch seem to protrude, showing teeth and claws , seems to be a barb, a proper rambutan.
There is also a slightly oozing liquid, like sweat but not sweat, and a thin layer of greasy liquid film hangs on the bag.
It's just like a flower bag in the autumn morning, just around the corner.
"Gloves, flashlight!" Zhang Fan lightly touched Lao Wang's bag with the back of his hand.
One is to feel the temperature, and the other is to experience its hardness. The organs of the human body can be described as soft, slightly soft, tough, slightly tough, and hard.
As for Lao Wang's bag, it was hot and hard at this time, and the edema was too severe.
After receiving the gloves, Zhang Fan put on the gloves, received the flashlight, and then checked.
"Hiss!" Pharaoh started to get scared before he started.
"Don't worry, it's okay, it's okay." Zhang Fan bit his lip and said, otherwise he was afraid that he would laugh.
Lao Li from urology and Lao Chen from general surgery are all by my side.
When Zhang Fan wanted to check, they each grabbed Lao Wang's hands and legs.
Lao Wang was terrified, really, his eyes were like a mouse seeing a cat, his pupils almost dilated.
"Relax, relax!" Zhang Fan slowly grasped his bag, "Yeah!" With a long moan, it was as if a death row prisoner had finally been stabbed, and Lao Wang's teeth were crushed.
The examination of the bag is usually done by color Doppler ultrasound. Doctors nowadays think it is troublesome, and they usually give the patient a checklist instead of doing it himself.
In fact, the inspection of bags requires light transmission inspection first, so what is the inspection method?
Those who love to play with stones and jade articles probably understand. Take a flashlight and stick it on stones or jade articles to see its transparency and light dispersion.
In fact, the check bag is the same. Zhang Fan took a flashlight and applied it to the bag as if examining a violet emerald.
"The one on the right side has already started to dissolve! It can only be removed." Zhang Fan said softly.
When Lao Wang heard this, he roared out like a wolf.
Cooperating with his wife's howling outside the door, it was really like a duet.
"The left side can still be saved! But the release operation must be performed immediately, it must be done immediately, quickly, otherwise it will be too late."
"Zhang Yuan..." Lao Li, the director of the urology department, called out.
Zhang Fan looked up at Lao Li, "Although there are signs of melting, there is still hope. You can give it a try."
After finishing speaking, he said to Lao Wang who was lying on the hospital bed: "One has been dissolved and there is no hope, but the other one still has hope, and now it needs to be operated on. Hurry up and get your family members to sign it.
Whether it can be preserved or not depends on how fast the operation is going. Can't wait. If your wife makes trouble again, you are ready to cut it all! "
When Zhang Fan said this, Old Wang acted as if he had just seen a savior. He didn't care about the pain anymore, patted the bed, and shouted loudly, "You're an immortal, hurry up and sign. If you make trouble again, I will divorce you."
After a lot of noise, they finally signed.
Surgery, the "light" resection is actually very simple.
I don’t know if anyone has seen it before. Take a razor blade, cut it open, and then squeeze it with your hands, and the white “light” will come out, and then pour in some pepper water or something, and it’s over. .
At this time, the sheep and pig were screaming in pain, but they didn't dare to scream loudly, so they just screamed in circles.
In fact, it is similar to that of a human being. On the operating table, when the blade was cut across, the pouch swelled to the point that it was already like a layer of wings, and the incision was stretched a lot by itself.
Yellow water, brown pus, and the smell of androgen filled the operating room, as if entering a barbecue restaurant that specializes in roasting kidneys.
The suction device kept washing, just like cappuccino coffee, and the yellow-brown liquid with white cream was continuously sucked into the drainage bottle.
The "Dan Dan" on the right has been eaten by E. coli bacteria, and the size of this thing is actually slightly larger than the usual checkers. Now, it is directly like the pearl particles in pearl milk tea.
Unable to keep it, Zhang Fan squeezed lightly, and the thing was pushed out, "Tissue bag!
Remember, when you take it for a medical examination, you must first ask her wife to look over it and sign it! "
Zhang Fan explained to the itinerant nurse.
"Ok!"
It's really those who make merit go first! The "Daan" on the other side seemed to be afraid, desperately trying to get back into the abdominal cavity, and stuck tightly to the top of the pouch.
"Come, wash with yellow salt water!" After treating the necrotic right side, Zhang Fan began to treat the left side.
The tissues of the human body, especially the end organs, have a problem, that is, the flow is not smooth, whether it is blood or lymph, in fact, when it reaches the end, it is not very smooth.
Therefore, systemic medication is not very effective for terminal tissues.
But in this situation, whether he can keep his only seedling now depends on whether the cleaning is thorough.
Yellow salt water is actually iodine added with physiological saline, all of which are iodine, which is irritating to the single seedling, which is already dying, and if it is stimulated again, it may die on the spot for Zhang Fan to see.
Salt water alone is useless against E. coli.
The yellow salt water was poured into Lao Wang's bag with a splash, and the little nurse looked at it curiously with her eyes wide open.
I probably haven't seen it before, so I lay down next to Zhang Fan and watched with big eyes without blinking.
"Hurry up and wipe your equipment, it's just a pimple, what's so good about it." Old Chen was angry, so he said something to the little nurse.
The little nurse curled her lips, as if to say again: "I don't have it, let's see what's wrong!"
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