Chapter 106 Li Kang Gets Lung Cancer

"Bah bang bang..." Mephisto suddenly clapped his hands and cheered for Li Kang, "You played beautifully. Not only me and my group of useless men, but also Dormammu was fooled by you. The slap from years ago actually left a foreshadowing here. You have left this line long enough, but as the saying goes, mountains and rivers meet, and we will meet again sooner or later. Don't think that the goddess of death has cursed you, and you can Do whatever you want, and I guarantee that it won’t be long before the goddess of death will open her arms and welcome you to the kingdom of death. Sooner or later, you will go to hell, and we will have a good talk then.”

"It will probably take a long time. I am the simplest person. I never consider things that take more than three days. I have too many calculations in life and it is too tiring. I am the kind of person who is very free and easy and very sincere in dealing with others. A sunny boy like me probably won't go to hell." Li Kang grinned.

Mephisto snorted contemptuously, "Optimism is a good thing, but if you are too optimistic and don't even know what you are, and become a poor ghost who even deceives yourself, that would be too shameless. Speaking of you Recently, you have suddenly turned into a damn good guy. You are willing to take care of all kinds of bad things. You seem to really want to be a hero. I am also curious about what is the reason for you to have such a huge change in your personality. I can't help it. Recognized you."

"Hehehe..." Li Kang said with a smile, "People always have to grow up. I can't just be a gangster all my life. It's time for me to mature. It's not bad to be a hero. Help those in need. As a person, I can even sleep more peacefully at night.”

"Haha..." Mephisto laughed wildly, "Is this how you usually lie to yourself? You have a look of death on your face. Without the curse of the goddess of death, I'm afraid you can't even stand up now. This kind of You can hide things from others, but who am I? I am the king of hell, and I invented cancer! Hum...Li Kang! How long have you not smoked? "

"You bastard..."

Li Kang's face instantly turned deathly gray. Yes, he had an incurable disease. Although the magician was very powerful, he was also very fragile. His body was just an ordinary mortal body. He was able to hold up the sun and moon with his hands and reverse the situation. Qiankun, but when faced with the four words of birth, old age, illness and death, he was powerless. He tried all his luck to barely overcome these two people, old age and death, but he was incapable of defeating the word illness anyway.

He was diagnosed with lung cancer not long after defeating the evil god Cytorak, that is, after finishing Deadpool. In fact, Li Kang had already paid attention to any abnormalities in his body, but in the past year, things happened one after another. , he didn’t have that time to take care of his body. Because he is a black magician, he has to guide a large amount of dark energy every day and convert it into usable magic power. This dark energy is like nuclear waste to the human body, with terrifying radiation pollution, so most black magicians They all look different from human beings and ghosts from ghosts. This is all the influence of magical energy.

The main reason why black magicians are hated by people is because after using black magic for twenty or thirty years, they

The energy in the body will begin to backfire, which is a very rapid process. Even a powerful black magician will die within a year. Therefore, black magicians generally have to study some methods that can prevent death from coming. They Either they live by sucking the life force of humans, or they simply swallow their souls and become half-human, half-demon monsters.

Some use the method of exchanging bodies and souls to transfer the soul to the body of another healthy person. Some are even more ruthless. They don't even replace the person, make a soul box, divide the soul into several parts, and then He used his own ribs to make a soul dagger, dug out his own heart and sacrificed it to the devil. Through extremely complex bloody rituals, he turned himself into a terrifying lich.

Li Kang didn't want to take these measures because he was still young, but in his early twenties. Even though he liked to make plans, the mentality of young people just didn't think about what would happen decades later.

But after experiencing the events of Dormammu and Settorak, his health became worse day by day, especially when he was smoking. When he had the first attack, he almost vomited his lungs into the toilet.

He didn't think much about it at first, thinking it was just an ordinary ailment. But after he arrived at the hospital for examination, the doctor told Li Kang directly: Go back and prepare for the funeral. You can still stand and come here, and you are already a person. A miracle.

Li Kang knew that this was not a ghost miracle. This was because he was now cursed by the goddess of death and he could not die!

He thought it was a joke at first, but looking at the doctor's serious eyes, he knew that the nature of the matter had changed and that he might really die. If his enemy knew the news, then this enemy was a very powerful person. If a person with strong means can think of a way to persuade the goddess of death to withdraw the curse, then based on what he has done, he will definitely go to hell.

The thought of possibly going to hell, even for such a bold person like Li Kang, almost scares the living daylights out of him. His identity is different now. He is a public enemy of hell, and all the demons in hell will line up to deal with him.

This lung cancer appeared slowly, how could it suddenly become so fierce that the doctor told him to go back and buy a coffin to prepare for the funeral? Li Kang thought for three days before he got the answer. He would get this disease, except that he had never After the death of his parents, apart from maintaining a smoking record of three packs of cigarettes a day, the most important thing was that he briefly used the artifact Settorak Ruby.

The energy of the crimson universe represents the wildest part of life. Using this energy, the human spirit will become extremely violent and excited. In fact, this is the wild growth of vitality. The abnormality of the body causes the mind to change accordingly. This was the main reason, but Li Kang didn't expect that there was a very secret side effect of using Crimson Universe, that is, the cells in his body would also become extremely active because of this wild energy.

Which cells in the human body are the most energetic and most difficult to kill? It is the cancer cells. Li Kang's decadent life in his early years, especially his habit of smoking more than three packs of cigarettes a day, caused the invisible cancer in his lungs. Now, through the stimulation of the crimson cosmic energy, the cancer in his body has The cells grew rapidly, bringing his body to the brink of collapse.

Li Kang used powerful black magic to try his best to weaken the spread of cancer cells, but there was a more obvious problem before him: what should he do to escape the fate of going to hell.

He does not believe in God, God or Lao Hu, but he must believe in hell because he has dealt with hell too many times and knows that if he goes to hell, he will never be reincarnated. So Li Kang thought about it, He decided to ask Archbishop Ivan to see if his master in heaven would accept refugees like him.

Archbishop Ivan prayed for a long time, and finally got an unreliable response. After a long period of detailed research, Archbishop Ivan finally made him understand. After all, he is an archbishop favored by the Lord, and he can be in Hell's Kitchen. He is a truly devout believer who cultivates a place and maintains such a huge church. He has seen many miracles over the years, so he gave Li Kang an answer.

Li Kang must be a good person, a hero who is truly willing to sacrifice everything and save others, then the door to heaven will definitely be open to him.

Li Kang scoffed at the damn suggestion. What kind of answer was that? He just wanted a ticket to heaven, just in case of emergencies. It was okay to be a good person, but what the hell was being a hero? He thought about it, a sect like Catholicism with many rules and regulations, probably their paradise It must not be interesting either.

When it comes to the paradise after death, there are not many that can truly be called heaven. Li Kang then found Buddhism. After discussing with an eminent monk, he found that in all aspects, he was not up to standard to go to the Western Paradise. The world's standard is that there is no need to queue for the eighteen levels of hell, you can go to it at any time, and after talking with him, the eminent monk strongly suggested that Li Kang should be ordained and become a monk. , became a Buddha immediately.

Li Kang beat up the eminent monk and threw him into the gutter. It would be a great mercy not to kill such a guy who deceives the world and steals his reputation.

Then Li Kang found a voodoo wizard and asked how to enter their paradise. The wizard told Li Kang tactfully that voodoo had no concept of heaven and everyone would go to hell. Li Kang almost sent the wizard away If he goes to hell, if he doesn't kill this kind of person, it won't be enough for the people to be angry.

He has Thousand Mile Boots, which can be teleported to any place anytime, anywhere. Li Kang's next stop is a sacred mountain in Taoism. On this mountain, there is a Taoist master who is said to have reached the highest level of cultivation. Li Kang, the most powerful Taoist master in contemporary times, knew that such Taoist priests with profound cultivation were very powerful masters. With a glimmer of hope, he started chatting with the masters.

Discussing hell with an expert, the expert shook his head and said, we Taoists don’t actually pay attention to hell. What we are talking about is the underworld. In fact, it is not much different from the human world. It is just a transit station for people’s reincarnation. Hell is Buddhism. It was introduced, the two are just one.

Li Kang was so angry that he scolded all the Buddhist bald donkeys. Isn't this deceiving people? Finally, there is a place without the concept of hell, and it is polluted by them. These guys are not doing good things.

The master shook his head and asked what Li Kang wanted.

Li Kang said that he just wanted a destination for his soul, preferably heaven or Paradise. He didn't know if the master could do anything about it.

The expert smiled slightly, our Taoism does not pay attention to those outdated things, heaven or hell are just prepared for mortals, our Taoism pays attention to ascension, attaining the Tao and becoming an immortal. Speaking of which, I have a nine-turn golden elixir here. 998 Oh, after eating, I guarantee that you will be able to ascend in the daytime and be ranked among the immortals.