Chapter 887 The Crazy World of Deadpool (Part 1)

When Cage opened his eyes again, his eyes were clear and alert, and all the ferocity and cruelty in his eyes had disappeared, "I...I seem to have had a nightmare."

Jones didn't speak, just hugged him tightly.

Li Kang came to Tony and asked him to open the prison on Cage. Cage was fine.

"Nightmares? You should have fewer nightmares like that, uncle! We were almost killed by you!" Kid Omega was the first to recover. The young man was full of energy. He rubbed the back of his head and came to Cage's side. , "Uncle! I didn't expect you to be quite capable. You could still cheer up in that situation. It seems that you really love this little girl with a big belly."

Cage seemed to remember Jones' affectionate encouragement from his side before. He sat up and hugged Jones, "Honey, I remembered. If it weren't for you this time, I would have been swallowed by that monster. I love you, We must be together forever."

Jones nodded, and the two kissed each other passionately. At this time, there was only each other in their world, and other people just pretended not to exist.

"I said, uncle, aunt, there is a minor here." Omega boy's eyes were filled with excitement and he quickly covered his eyes. However, he could not hold back for less than three seconds before he started to peek through the gaps between his fingers, "Oh, Is this the legendary French kiss? It turns out it’s done with tongue...Wow, it’s so tight, how do you breathe?”

The couple had just experienced a life-and-death farewell. Now, let alone just a passionate kiss, it was normal for them to go to get a room right away. They were a legal couple, but the Omega boy kept asking questions next to them. This guy was in class. Go to bed, now I feel eager to learn.

Li Kang walked up behind him and punched him hard on the head, "This light bulb of yours must be nuclear powered. If you are eager to learn, you should check the atmosphere. If you make trouble for others at this time, your conscience will not hurt." ?"

"I'm still a child, I have no conscience," Omega Boy said confidently, "Uncle Kang... do you know how they breathe? I'm really curious. They have been in this state for almost three minutes. I If you hold your breath, you can’t even do it for a minute.”

"Call me Brother Kang, if you dare to call me uncle again, I will kill you!" Li Kang punched you again, and he pulled the Omega boy back, "Are you an idiot? What is that on your mouth?"

"Haha... Kang Da... Brother, don't you even know this? Of course it's the nose," the Omega boy suddenly paused for a moment, and he said in annoyance, "Okay, you're right, I do What an idiot, of course they breathe through their noses, but it doesn’t matter, I learned a valuable lesson today, and from now on, the French Love Saint of the mutant world will be born!”

Omega Boy raised his hands in a victory gesture.

"If you don't change your addictive pretense, I'm afraid you are destined to be single in this life," Li Kang said with a smirk, "I'm afraid you will never have the chance to use these new tricks you have learned in this life. .”

The Omega kid raised his phone and said, "I am a diligent and studious person. These are all my study materials. With this Holy Love Book, I will definitely be invincible. Just wait for your slap in the face."

Li Kang reached out and grabbed the phone. When he opened it, he saw that it was full of videos and photos of couples making out. He exclaimed, "Wow, boy, are you a voyeur? What kind of mess is there?"

"Give it back to me,

Give it back to me quickly! "Omega boy struggled to get the phone back, but his ability was blocked by an invisible wall when it touched Li Kang. The original was even worse. He was just a little kid. Li Kang held him with one hand and followed him. Like a little chicken.

Doctor Strange happened to be passing by here, and the rest of the people went to visit Cage. Doctor Strange was going to prepare some medicine. After all this trouble, Cage is now very weak, but next, he still needs to make some sacrifices, so Some medicines are needed. Although there are private doctors in Stark Manor, it is certain that they will not be able to help.

Tony knew that Dr. Strange was an authority in the world of white magic. Next, he needed to perform an operation on Cage to extract the antidote that could treat the madness factor from his body. The problem was that Cage's skin was indestructible and had reached an incredible level. This There are few substances in the world that can penetrate his skin. Previously, a gang leader named Sidewinder had injured him with a special Zitaru bullet, but that was a long time ago.

At that time, Cage had not acquired his abilities very long and was still in the growth stage. Now his skin is made of Adamantium and vibranium, and it would be difficult to hurt him. If Tony's method is used, use a vibranium drill to drill. A hole would cause Cage to endure unimaginable pain because he could not be given anesthesia, and after the hole was drilled, how to stop the bleeding and stitches was also a problem.

Doctor Strange thought that there was a kind of wine in the Sanctuary that came from the mysterious ancient East and could make people drunken to death. The smell of this kind of wine would make ordinary people sleep for three days, and a sip of it could make people drunk to death. He asked Tony how big the hole would be. The hole, Tony said, was about one centimeter. Doctor Strange nodded. This kind of wound can be treated with the special wound medicine in the Holy of Holies to stop the bleeding, so he planned to open the portal and return to the Holy of Holies.

Doctor Strange was planning to get some other medicines so that Cage could recover as soon as possible. Li Kang just happened to drag Omega Boy over. He heard the conversation between the two and glanced at his phone curiously, "Wow. ! It’s really eye-catching! If you don’t learn well at a young age, you actually imitate others to spy on you? The mutants’ faces will be completely embarrassed by you.”

"You have misunderstood. I observe and learn knowledge with the heart of a student. The precious learning materials I photographed are definitely not voyeurism! Only people with dirty minds like you would think that this is the case. Noble learning behavior is voyeurism!" The Omega boy screamed and tried to snatch the phone back, but he failed to succeed against Li Kang just now. Now he was joined by Doctor Strange, who used Omega-level mind control ability, and the result was that two people The boss acted like a normal person. No one allowed him to control it. On the contrary, he exerted too much force and almost fainted.

"Kang, look at this young man who really has a bright future. He said he is so fresh and refined even when peeping. He is really a talent. I think this boy's testosterone is too developed. You have lovers all over the world. Why don't you teach him how to do it? Well, when he grows up, he will really become a pervert, haha... I still have business to do, so I won’t argue with you anymore." Dr. Strange smiled and walked away.

"Give me your phone back!" The Omega boy took advantage of Li Kang's distraction and jumped up to grab the phone, but before he could install X, the phone turned into a brick.

"Young man, you are too young. I have put away your real mobile phone. Please be respectful when you talk to me in the future. Otherwise, I will post the contents of your mobile phone on the Internet and make you, a little perverted voyeur, famous." Let’s see how you meet people in the future.” Li Kang took out the mobile phone in his pocket to show off, then put it back.

"You...you bully children, how can you be considered a hero?" The Omega boy was shaking with anger. The Omega-level mutant, who was usually full of tricks, was almost going crazy after being played by Li Kang.

"Didn't I warn you to be careful with what you say? And don't you always hope that we can treat you as an adult? Why are you still not happy after I fulfilled your wish?" Li Kang picked up a handful of Omega Boy's His hair shook his head, "It's actually pink... Why don't you dye it a rainbow color? If a boy like you, with oily hair and pink face, goes to jail, he will be kept under custody within three days." "

"My hair is naturally pink! This is a symbol of my status as an Omega-level mutant!" The Omega boy reached out and slapped Li Kang away.

"I think you are a symbol of your natural voyeuristic pervert status! You're so rude if you drag me like this again." Li Kang pointed at Deadpool who was walking over, "Do you see who that is? That's the best person in the world. The most famous badass Deadpool, if I tell him about you, by tomorrow everyone in the world will know that you are a pervert."

Deadpool is so famous that he is said to be a modified human being with mutant genes... Logically speaking, he is a mutant, but neither the X-Men nor the Brotherhood of Mutants recognize him as a mutant. people.

According to Magneto, anyone who has the mutant X-factor in his body and has awakened his abilities can be called a mutant. Deadpool perfectly fits these two points, but Magneto agrees to slap himself in the face. Refusing to admit that he is a mutant, Omega Boy has only heard about Deadpool. As expected, when they met today, he could feel the despicable aura from half a street away.

Omega Boy tried to get into Deadpool's brain, but this time he stung a hornet's nest. Deadpool's brain is extremely poisonous to people with psychic abilities. As soon as he entered, he was stunned by the chaotic scene in front of him. This realization The world is like someone stirred heaven and hell into pieces, then used 502 glue to stick them together, and then poured a bucket of chocolate sesame peanut butter. Why are these three things mixed together? He didn't know how to describe it. Anyway, it was yellow and dirty...

In this chaotic whirlpool, a twisted biscuit house appeared unexpectedly. In the sky, there was a sun father-in-law with a lewd smile, emitting yellow light in the air, but I don’t know what the principle is. Instead, the human body turned green, and Father-in-law Sun was not round at all... An extremely large Deadpool mangy dog ​​came over with its tail wagging, grabbed Omega Boy's clothes and walked towards the biscuit house.

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