1806: Pregnancy Quirks

As the month gradually increased, although Jiang Pengji's pregnant belly still hadn't emerged, everyone dared not slack off.

Her status was completely on par with that of Wei Ci's daughter.

Jiang Pengji couldn't help sighing and complaining, "National Treasure Panda, I'm the only humanoid National Treasure now, and I'm not happy at all."

Rubbing the chin and the white hair on the head of the panda girl Nannan, an unspeakable loneliness welled up in her heart.

Others have all kinds of pregnancy syndrome, but she is weird and really wants to work. No one can stop her from doing it, and she feels uncomfortable when she doesn't work.

Every day I am so full of energy that I have nowhere to vent. When I close my eyes, I dream that I am wandering in the ocean of work, surrounded by official documents.

The more she was like this, the more everyone was on guard, and they were so frightened that they were terrified even in their dreams.

Don't worry, it's okay, which pregnant woman reacts like this?

Five Million Salted Fish's greatest joy now is watching Jiang Pengji fight wits and courage with everyone for work.

[Digital Evolution]: If I had the energy of an anchor when I was pregnant, my boss would probably be so happy that his teeth would fall out.

[There is no way to return to doubts in the mountains and rivers]: Pregnant women like anchors are still rare. Most women have a hard pregnancy and lack of energy. Edema, obesity, gluttony and sleepiness are all normal. If anyone who is pregnant is as energetic as the anchor, with no deformation, no pregnancy belly, no edema, skin so good that even a fly can break his leg when standing on it, and a positive attitude towards work—it is estimated that it will not be so difficult for women to find a job. Now, women who have not given birth to a second child are far less competitive in the workplace than men with the same ability.

In addition to these, many experienced mothers gave Jiang Pengji advice, telling her what to eat and what not to eat.

In a word, the first child is raised according to the book, and the second child is raised according to the pig.

Jiang Pengji was at a loss for her little girl with a big brain.

So is she now the first child or the second child?

When she was six months pregnant, the weather in the north became a bit cooler. Jiang Pengji woke up one day and suddenly lost interest in work.

That day, she was sluggish, had no appetite for anything to eat, and looked so sluggish that she seemed to have no attachment to the world.

Fengzhen and the others frowned at the sight, not knowing what idea their lord came up with to torment them.

"My lord isn't going to the government affairs hall today?"

Jiang Pengji waved her hand and said, "I'm not going, my brain hurts just looking at those official bamboo slips. I don't want to read a single word now."

The protagonist's mood is just like a child's face, it can change at will.

Before Fengzhen and the others could breathe a sigh of relief, thinking that the lord was finally willing to have a baby with peace of mind, she started making trouble again.

Zhang Ping of the carpentry workshop lay innocently on the gun, bearing the merciless accusations and whipping of everyone's eyes.

The conscience of heaven and earth, it is really not that he seduced the lord to go to the carpentry workshop, he is also innocent, who knows why the lord came to the carpentry workshop and refused to leave. She also said that the wood chips in the wood workshop are extremely delicious, and she can eat more than 20 bowls of rice after smelling the smell, which is so delicious!

Feng Zhen couldn't help but change his face, a look of hell.

"What do you mean the smell of sawdust is extremely good? Normal people would like sawdust, and even want to roll into the pile of sawdust and sleep?"

With the lord's delicate skin and tender flesh, are you really afraid that her whole body will ache from disdain?

"I heard that pregnant women have weird temperaments during pregnancy, and my lord's behavior is not out of the ordinary..." A colleague whose wife gave birth to three children and has experience in pregnancy said, "The most important thing for pregnant women is to feel comfortable. If you come against her, you must coax her along."

Feng Zhen held back for a long time without letting out a fart.

He wanted to retort—he is the father of two children, and his two wives were pregnant by his side, why are their pregnancies so normal—just thinking about this metaphor offending the lord, he endured it abruptly down.

The other courtiers were also silent for a long time.

Most of them are in their 30s and 40s, they have already become fathers, and they have at least two children. They have never encountered a similar phenomenon.

There was even a person who secretly complained to his best friend.

"It's not good to have a female protagonist. Once she becomes pregnant,

It made everyone look like a father for a while. "

The friend admired Jiang Pengji very much, and when he heard this, his expression changed, and he planned to sever ties with this friend.

Friends who are disloyal and disrespectful to you should not be friends!

The courtier who was extremely eager to survive added, "Jiang Jun has this child at such an age, and everyone is afraid that she will bump into it. Since she announced her pregnancy, she has never had a peaceful sleep. God who gave Lin'er is nothing It's the movements, but we, the courtiers, are trembling."

The friend said with a dark face, "That's the case, you can't say such disrespectful words."

If these words spread to the ears of outsiders, he is not afraid of being punished.

The courtier said, "There is absolutely no disrespect!"

He was respectful and trembling. Ever since Jiang Pengji became pregnant, he had been worried and suffered her unreasonable pregnancy reactions. Doesn't this seem like he was a father once? If it is a mother-in-law at home, no matter how uncomfortable her heart or body is, she will not torment her husband with these trivial matters. But who is the lord? The lord is in a bad mood, and it's these ministers who are unlucky. People can say whatever they have, without any scruples at all. Therefore, during the period of Jiang Pengji's pregnancy, the ministers felt that the feeling of being a father was stronger than that of their own wife's pregnancy.

There are also those who have trouble turning their heads and complaining to their wives that the lord says that what he says is what he says, that his face changes faster than the sky, and he likes to be weird.

Clinker, the wife at home rolled her eyes and said a lot of details about her pregnancy that left them dumbfounded.

What kind of pregnancy quirk is a work binge and a love of wood chips?

There is a lady who likes to pick her feet after she is pregnant, and then puts her fingers under her nose to sniff. If she doesn't smell the smell, she will have morning sickness and can't eat.

However, for the sake of her personal image, when she did this, she had to dismiss the servant girl who served her, leaving only two confidantes.

A lady likes to go to the toilet and squat in the pit after she is pregnant. It is said that the smell in the pit is very good, and the sluggish spirit has also improved.

The lady's husband: "..."

No wonder Madam kept locked in her room and refused to get close to him even after she became pregnant, even if she met, she would be full of incense powder.

And my wife likes the feeling of farting, and the thief likes to lie in the quilt...

There is even a lady who has a special hobby. She likes to rub the body mud from the slit of the tailbone, collect it little by little, and rub it into big balls.

Everyone: "..."

Looking at his wife's exhalation like blues, graceful and luxurious, and then thinking about their appearance when they did this, I just want to raise my hands and foreheads.

Is there any way to live this day?

In comparison, it seems that my protagonist is more like a normal pregnant woman. She just loves work and carpentry. She doesn't take off her shoes and smell her feet, she doesn't squat down to smell shit, she doesn't like to fart, and she doesn't rub up the mud near her buttocks for collection...

Thinking about it this way, it seems that having such a protagonist is quite happy.

Jiang Pengji didn't know what these courtiers were thinking, she has recently become obsessed with DIY.

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