Assassin Landlord & Beauty Tenants

Chapter 712: Stretch Your Belly

Zhao Tiezhu didn't get what he wanted after all, just because Li Ling'er was standing in the aisle, blowing air with a glass of water.

"Why are you blowing air here in the middle of the night? Are you practicing blowing skills?" Zhao Tiezhu said with a lewd smile.

"I feel a little uncomfortable." Li Ling'er frowned, "I'm taking some medicine, the water is too hot."

"Uncomfortable? Where are you uncomfortable?" Zhao Tiezhu asked with concern.

"It's my stomach. It always hurts at night. It hurts until now." Li Ling'er said pitifully, "I don't know if I have a stomachache."

"What did you eat at night?"

"Nothing, 4 buns, a bowl of meat soup, a big pancake and an Oreo." Li Ling'er said.

"...Okay, I think you are full or have bloating." Zhao Tiezhu said seriously, and then he glanced behind Li Ling'er without leaving a trace. A faint sound of water could be heard coming from the bathroom behind Li Ling'er.

"Ziyi is such a jerk. She didn't even wait for me to take a shower. Sigh!" Zhao Tiezhu was helpless.

"Okay, I'm flatulent... I'll go back to my room and stroke my stomach." Li Ling'er walked into the room helplessly. Zhao Tiezhu saw that the bathroom door was already closed. He felt that he should take care of his tenants, so he resolutely followed Li Ling'er into the room.

"Brother Tiezhu, why did you follow me in? I'm going to stroke my stomach. Do you want to peek?" Li Ling'er asked cautiously.

"What? Am I that kind of person? I just care if you really have flatulence. Come on, come on, Brother Tiezhu, let me take your pulse." Zhao Tiezhu sat down by the bed, looking like a doctor.

"Really? Do you know this?" Li Ling'er looked doubtful.

"Tsk, your invincible, brave and upright landlord is a versatile person. Not to mention a simple pulse check, even if you are infertile one day, I can make you pregnant. If you are pregnant, I can deliver your baby!" Zhao Tiezhu said proudly.

"Okay." Li Linger sat next to Zhao Tiezhu and handed her hand to Zhao Tiezhu.

Zhao Tiezhu pretended to knead Li Linger's palm for a while.

"This... is how to take the pulse?" Li Linger asked.

"I call this activating your menstrual blood. In this way, I can make a better diagnosis when I take the pulse later." Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.

Zhao Tiezhu was intoxicated while kneading. Although he had held Li Linger's little hand several times, he felt new every time! This hand was as soft as boneless, and it felt like touching something, so comfortable.

After kneading. Zhao Tiezhu looked at Li Ling'er eagerly and said, "Well, actually we have to measure your heart rate."

"How to measure it?" Li Ling'er asked.

"Well, we don't have a stethoscope now, so we can only measure it with our hands!" Zhao Tiezhu said in embarrassment.

"Measure it with your hands? How do you measure it?"

"I'll put my hand on your chest and test whether your heart rate is normal!" Zhao Tiezhu said seriously, "This is all necessary."

"Tsk, you think too much." Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu with contempt, "You are not taking the opportunity to take advantage of me, are you?"

"How is it possible? As the saying goes, doctors should not have the kind of male and female thoughts in their hearts. In my heart, you are just an ordinary cell synthesis, men and women, the essence is the same."

"Do you want to take your pulse?" Li Ling'er didn't listen to Zhao Tiezhu's nonsense and asked directly.

"Well...Okay, then the heart rate will be measured when we have a stethoscope in the future. Come on, I'll take your pulse." Zhao Tiezhu said, one hand on Li Ling'er's wrist, and then slightly closed his eyes.

After a while...

"Listen to your pulse..." Zhao Tiezhu frowned, hesitated for a moment, and said, "I see your pulse... It seems that you... are pregnant!!"

"What the hell are you!" Li Ling'er pushed Zhao Tiezhu away with a palm, and then said, "You are pregnant! I am still a virgin!"

"Oh, you are so humorless, I am just joking, in fact, you really have bloating, yes, I am sure, but... Ling'er, are you really a virgin?" Zhao Tiezhu asked doubtfully.

"Why? Do you want me to try it?" Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu with squinted eyes.

"As the saying goes, words are not enough, if you must prove it to me, I don't care." Zhao Tiezhu said shyly.

"Hey, Brother Tiezhu, I found that after Sister Yanni and Lucy were gone, you seemed to be more wretched!!" Li Ling'er said.

"Look at what you said, sense of humor!! Do you know sense of humor!! I am not joking with you because I see you are uncomfortable!! It's just that, Ling'er, since you have been with Qingdi before and are still a virgin now, you don't approve of premarital sex?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.

"This... should be it." Li Ling'er said after a moment of silence, "I think I should leave the most complete self to my man on the wedding night."

"Alas, Ling'er, in fact, this is what you are wrong. As the saying goes, there are differences between men and women. You girls don't feel much when you kiss and touch your body, but it's different for men. You know, men often have to hold back, and holding back for a long time is very bad for the body! Will you let your man hold back in the future? Will you be satisfied only when he becomes a Ninja Turtle?"

"But... I'm not sure if he is the one I want. If I give him money and he doesn't want me anymore, then I'll lose out." Li Ling'er asked.

"Actually, Ling'er, in love, you should never care about gains and losses. Don't say you lose or gain. Think about it, a man spends so much energy and time on you, and if you dump him in the end, isn't that a loss? But who would say that a man can't buy anything for his girlfriend before marriage? Spend any money? According to what you said, if you don't get married in the end, the money he spent is also a loss, right? So, when men and women fall in love, it's about being emotional, but don't try to suppress it. If the feeling comes, then having sex before marriage is also okay!" Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.

"This..." Li Ling'er was a little confused by Zhao Tiezhu's theory. Even with her superb IQ, she didn't find anything wrong with Zhao Tiezhu's words. Was her previous insistence wrong? ?

Zhao Tiezhu was so proud. This theory was used by Lao Shi to seduce those ignorant girls. Although he failed every time, it seemed that he succeeded this time. This is called laying the foundation for something in the future! First destroy the obsession in the girl's heart, and then it will be convenient to do something. Zhao Tiezhu knew that there was still a flaw in the previous paragraph, that is, a girl's first time is only once, while a man's money can be earned again, time can be passed, and energy, in the same way, will always be there!

"Haha, let's not talk about this. Come, since you have bloating, let me stroke your stomach for you." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.

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