Chapter 381 Lubricant (3rd Update)
After Zhao Tiezhu came out, Lucy was relatively calm, mainly because she didn't know what the transparent plastic bottle contained.
Zhao Tiezhu reached out and took out the small plastic bottle from the drawer. The middle of the bottle was bulging, and the bottle head was very pointed and long.
"The owner of this cinema is really thoughtful!" Zhao Tiezhu couldn't help but think of the two men who were hugging each other at the door just now. This thing is not useful for ordinary people. It is most suitable for men. Of course, men and women can also use it, but that requires special circumstances.
Yes, I believe many people have guessed that this is a bottle of lubricant! ! Not lubricating oil for machinery, but human lubricant! !
"Tiezhu, what is this? The handwriting is so small, let me see." Lucy reached out to take it.
"This... This is a deodorant, it's useless." Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly put the lubricant in his bag.
"You're lying, how could it be a deodorant! I've seen deodorants before, they're all sprayed, but this one is obviously dripped, let me see~!" Lucy grabbed Zhao Tiezhu's arm and shook it.
"This..." Zhao Tiezhu hesitated for a moment. Lucy suddenly said charmingly, "If you don't show it to me, I'll tell Yanni that you dragged me to see the 3D meat x ball."
"Wow, you can't threaten me like this! It's you who wanted to see it!! And you have no evidence~" Zhao Tiezhu said with a smug smile.
Click. A flash of light flashed.
"Okay, now there's evidence." Lucy put the phone into her bag with satisfaction, and then looked at Zhao Tiezhu with a smile.
"Lucy." Zhao Tiezhu's expression suddenly turned cold, "Do you know that we have a saying in Shenzhou, that the mighty cannot bend?"
Lucy was startled by Zhao Tiezhu's coldness, wondering if Zhao Tiezhu was angry, but Zhao Tiezhu's coldness lasted less than 5 seconds, and then collapsed, and replaced with a flattering smile, "But we also have a saying in Shenzhou, it's a pleasure to have friends from afar. Come, I'll show you, you have to delete the photos."
"This... OK~" Lucy was a little confused by Zhao Tiezhu's sudden change, and reached out to take the small bottle handed over by Zhao Tiezhu.
"Here's your phone, delete it yourself." Lucy smiled and took out the phone from her bag, but she was stunned when she took it in front of her.
"What's wrong?" Zhao Tiezhu saw her holding the phone in a daze, wondering if this foreign girl wanted to deny it? But Lucy suddenly said with a bitter face, "Tiezhu, I'm sorry for you."
"What did you do?" Zhao Tiezhu asked hurriedly
"Well, I've been using the old Sina Weibo. The old Sina Weibo has a shortcut function key, which prompts you whether to upload the photo to Weibo after taking it. When I put it in my bag just now, I accidentally touched the confirmation key... He... He uploaded it automatically."
"This... You don't have many fans on Weibo, right?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"Not many, less than ten people." Lucy said.
"That's good, that's good, ten people, they shouldn't see it." Zhao Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief.
"But, among my fans, there are Sister Ziyi, Yanni, Ling'er, Manyu, and my parents..." Lucy said embarrassedly.
"You... you are a scumbag!!!" Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly took Lucy's phone. The photo had been uploaded to Weibo. Zhao Tiezhu opened the photo and saw that he was as handsome as ever in the photo. There was a slightly dim light next to him. The pixel of iPhone 4 is really high. It can take such a clear photo of me in such a dim environment. You are a foreign girl. You have come to Shenzhou. You must use a knockoff mobile phone that is a specialty of Shenzhou! ! 1.2 million pixels, one month of long standby time, 16 speakers, it can't take such a clear photo of my nose hair.
Zhao Tiezhu was helpless. The angle of the photo was very good. The poster of the 3D meat group behind him was also taken in. Now he would be pulled out by Su Yanni and whipped even if he jumped into the West Lake.
As expected! Someone immediately replied to Lucy's phone.
"Lucy, where did you and Brother Tiezhu go to watch the 3D meat group at this time of night?" It was a message from Li Linger.
Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly returned the phone to Lucy and said, "This is your own fault. You can handle it yourself."
"Anyway, I'm not in there~ It's okay, Tiezhu." Lucy comforted.
Well, Zhao Tiezhu sat depressed on the recliner, waiting for the movie to start.
Lucy put away the phone embarrassedly at first, and then became very interested in the lubricant on her hand.
"Tiezhu, what is this for? Don't say it's a deodorant. I recognize this English, lubricating liquid. Lubricating what?"
Lucy asked.
"This..." Zhao Tiezhu looked at the lubricant in Lucy's hand and really didn't know how to explain it. Could it be that it was to allow two men to have better negative distance contact? Or is it a must-have for gay love? Zhao Tiezhu was at a loss for words!
"Oh!!! I know." Lucy squeezed out a little lubricant and rubbed it on her hand, "This must be for lubricating the face!! Make your skin smoother, um, it smells good, Tiezhu, I'm smart, right?"
"This... smart, smart." Zhao Tiezhu smiled embarrassedly.
"Hmph, I got A's in all my exams when I was a kid. I also got A's in the reasoning class I took as an elective. This stuff won't bother me. Let me try and see if it works." Lucy said as she squeezed some lubricant on her hands, then put her hands together and rubbed them. Zhao Tiezhu was surprised to see that the lubricant actually foamed up.
"This stuff has to foam up before it works." Lucy explained.
Zhao Tiezhu nodded woodenly.
"Then apply it evenly on your face." Lucy rubbed the lubricant on her face with a snap. Zhao Tiezhu pulled his mouth unnaturally. He wondered if Lucy would come after him when she knew the real use of this lubricant.
"Well, it feels good." Lucy rubbed her face with both hands, "and it smells good, but it's a little greasy."
"Uh... Lucy, go wash it off quickly, the movie is about to start." Zhao Tiezhu said awkwardly.
"Yeah, it'll be ready soon." Lucy stood up and walked to a toilet next to the private room, washed the lubricant off her face with water, and then walked out.
"It's really good, Tiezhu, I feel my skin is very delicate now." Lucy smiled and returned the lubricant to Zhao Tiezhu.
Zhao Tiezhu put the lubricant into his handbag, then reached out and pinched Lucy's cheek, "Hey, it's really much more delicate." Zhao Tiezhu exclaimed in surprise.
"Well, this effect is very good, I will buy a few bottles online when I go back." Lucy said with a smile, and at this moment, people began to appear on the big screen of the cinema, and music also sounded, the movie was about to start.
(The third update is here~ Group 6 is the headquarters of the Iron Hand Gang, the group number is 166271043, you need to change the group name card to join the group, and Group 7 has been opened. Group 7 is the hardcore fan group. Those who consider themselves to be hardcore fans of Lao Shi can join~ The group owner is Lao Shi myself~~ Those who want to get close to Lao Shi but don’t want to change the group name card, join Group 7~ Those who have joined other groups, don’t join Group 7)