Assassin Landlord & Beauty Tenants

Chapter 196 Beating Eggs

"I'm not feeling anything after you interrupted me. What do you think I should do?" Just when Zhao Tiezhu was about to fall asleep, Hong Yun's text message came again.

"Just chill it out. Go find some cucumbers. I'm going to sleep. Don't bother me." Zhao Tiezhu was very sleepy at this time. After replying the text message, he threw the phone into the trash can, then pulled the quilt over and went to sleep directly.

Not long after, Zhao Tiezhu was awakened by the ringing of the phone. He threw the quilt away in frustration. Zhao Tiezhu found the phone from the trash can and pressed the answer button: "Sister, it's past one o'clock. I'm going to sleep."

"Ah~~~~" A woman's panting suddenly came from the other end of the phone, and Zhao Tiezhu's mind was cleared up immediately.

"Okay, I'm satisfied just by listening to your voice~" Hong Yun panted repeatedly.

"... If you are really so unsatisfied, go call a prostitute." Zhao Tiezhu said with a wry smile.

"Hmph, sister, except for my husband, I haven't been touched by anyone in all these years. Sister is not a casual person." Hong Yun smiled coquettishly, her thighs in black silk stockings were shaking, and there was a half-eaten watermelon next to her.

"Okay, where are you, I'll go over and satisfy you right away." Zhao Tiezhu said fiercely.

"No need, sister has already satisfied you once~ The cucumber you mentioned is really useful. Go to sleep, good night." Hong Yun said, and hung up the phone.

This witch! ! Zhao Tiezhu was helpless. Every time he was provoked by this woman, she would run away, "Don't give brother a chance! Humph." Zhao Tiezhu snorted coldly and returned to bed, but he couldn't fall asleep anyway. His mind was full of the ecstatic cry on the phone just now.

"Fuck! Don't be like this!!" Zhao Tiezhu got up depressedly and went downstairs directly. He drank alcohol at night and planned to find something to eat.

There was nothing in the refrigerator. Zhao Tiezhu took out an egg and a pack of instant noodles and turned on the TV.

Zhao Tiezhu put the pot on the induction cooker, added water and boiled it, then took a bowl, beat the eggs into the bowl, and started beating the eggs with chopsticks.

At this time, a piece of news on TV caught Zhao Tiezhu's attention. Zhao Tiezhu walked to the sofa and sat down while beating the eggs.

The TV showed that xx leaders went to xx company for inspection. These were not the main points. The main point was that Zhao Tiezhu saw the president of xx company, who was the peerless beauty who lived next door to him last time. The beauty was wearing an OL uniform, with a perfect figure, a black narrow skirt, accompanied by thin black silk, which was even more attractive than Tachibana Riko. The cameraman of this news was obviously attracted by this woman, and the camera was always on this beauty.

At this time, behind Zhao Tiezhu, there was a sudden scream. Zhao Tiezhu turned around and saw Su Yanni standing upstairs, looking at him in surprise. Zhao Tiezhu thought that he was also wearing clothes, so why were you screaming?

"Zhao Tiezhu, you actually masturbated in front of the TV!" Su Yanni shouted in disbelief, and then ran back to the room without waiting for Zhao Tiezhu's reaction.

Damn, Zhao Tiezhu looked at the bowl between his legs. It was just a habitual action. At this time, Zhao Tiezhu crossed his legs on the sofa, and the bowl was placed between his legs. Zhao Tiezhu's hands were beating eggs with chopsticks. From the back, the action of beating eggs looked like the right hand moving up and down quickly. No wonder Su Yanni misunderstood.

Zhao Tiezhu was so smart that he immediately thought that Su Yanni must have misunderstood. He didn't care about beating the eggs and ran upstairs.

Su Yanni's door was not locked, and Zhao Tiezhu pushed it in directly.

"Yanni, you misunderstood." Zhao Tiezhu said as soon as he entered the door.

Su Yanni lay on the bed and shouted, "I don't want to listen. I heard from my classmates that they were watching a romantic action movie, but you can do it just by watching the TV..."

"I was beating eggs." Zhao Tiezhu explained depressedly.

It would have been fine if he hadn't explained it, but once he did, Su Yanni's face darkened and she shouted, "Beat eggs? How dare you say that!! Which egg are you beating? The right one or the left one?"

"Okay. I was beating eggs. I really don't know what's in your head." Zhao Tiezhu shrugged helplessly, left Su Yanni's room, went back downstairs, and continued his egg-beating business.

Su Yanni saw Zhao Tiezhu leaving, and she wondered if she had really thought wrong. She walked quietly to the stairs on the second floor, and sure enough, she saw Zhao Tiezhu holding a bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other, beating eggs.

Su Yanni knew that she had really misunderstood him, and she walked down the stairs a little embarrassedly.

"I didn't expect you to beat this egg." Su Yanni stood next to Zhao Tiezhu and said.

"I don't like your dirty thoughts. You can think of anything like beating an egg." Zhao Tiezhu snorted, but heard a gurgling sound. He turned his head and looked at Su Yanni's stomach, "Are you hungry too?"

Su Yanni nodded embarrassedly.

"Instant noodles, do you want to eat?"

"Yes."

Zhao Tiezhu took another egg out of the refrigerator. Not long after, a bowl of steaming instant noodles was ready. Zhao Tiezhu poured the instant noodles directly into a bowl and said, "There are no bowls. Let's eat with this."

Su Yanni took the chopsticks and looked at the big bowl of instant noodles in front of her. Then she saw Zhao Tiezhu not looking at her at all. He ate by himself and didn't bother to care about his image. He also lay down to eat.

This lying movement was too big and directly knocked Zhao Tiezhu's head down.

"Slow down, no one is competing with you." Zhao Tiezhu shouted in dissatisfaction.

Su Yanni blushed and said nothing.

Before long, a large bowl of instant noodles was finished by the two of them. Zhao Tiezhu sat comfortably on the sofa, while Su Yanni went to wash the dishes.

After washing, Su Yanni walked to Zhao Tiezhu and whispered, "I'm sorry, I misunderstood you."

"It's okay." Zhao Tiezhu waved his hand.

"But I'm curious, do you boys all do that?" Seeing that Zhao Tiezhu didn't pursue the matter, Su Yanni blinked her eyes and sat next to Zhao Tiezhu curiously.

"Which one?" Zhao Tiezhu asked in confusion.

"That's it! The one you just did?" Su Yanni said a little embarrassedly.

"Oh!! You mean masturbation!!" Zhao Tiezhu acted as if he suddenly realized something.

"Yes! It seems that the first time for you boys is either to the left hand or the right hand, right?" Su Yanni asked.

"This. I don't know. I'm so pure, how could I know about masturbation?" Zhao Tiezhu said, "But you girls also have this saying."

"What saying?" Su Yanni also pretended to be stupid.

"Haha, if you don't say it, why should I say it?" Zhao Tiezhu got up and went upstairs.

"Tiezhu, just tell me." Su Yanni followed from behind, holding Zhao Tiezhu's hand and shouting.

"Hahaha, why don't we find a place and I'll show you?" Zhao Tiezhu teased, and slammed the door of the room.

Su Yanni stood outside the door, snorted, and said, "Come on~ If you dare to show it, I dare to watch it."

Zhao Tiezhu pretended not to hear it, and lay on the bed to continue sleeping.

"You have the heart but not the courage to steal." Su Yanni clenched her fist and turned back to her room.

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