Chapter 1,303 Departure
December 31st is here, although many people know and are very clear that in 24 hours, the current year will become the past, we will all be one year older, some children will enter adulthood from minors and can date openly, and some people will enter their thirties from their twenties, and more people will be calm, and wait for the old year to pass and the new year to come in a way that is almost unconscious.
For most people, the New Year only means that they can sleep in for two more days, stay at home and watch American TV series that they haven't watched for a long time, or squeeze in the crowd to go home, and then squeeze in the same crowd to go back to work, and then continue their life day after day.
Not everyone's life is as colorful as Zhao Tiezhu's. Everyone is still working hard to have enough food for three meals a day, and working hard to live in a spacious house. They go to work and get off work every day. There is not so much oppression, but there is not much comfort either. They don't see the second generation of officials and the second generation of rich people bullying others, but they can feel that those beautiful girls and handsome men without money and backing can only be taken away one by one.
There are as many beauties as dogs, but none of them can be ridden by themselves.
There are as many money as feces, but none of them can be pulled by themselves.
Everyone is fighting for something called ideals, but in fact, everyone is just living.
In such a day that makes most literary and artistic young people sentimental, Zhao Tiezhu does what ordinary young people do, that is, sleeping in.
Then Zhao Tiezhu directly forgot that he was going to camp in the mountains today, and that he would celebrate the New Year together at twelve o'clock in the evening, and that he would watch the first ray of sunshine of the New Year tomorrow.
When these things that Zhao Tiezhu had forgotten to do were put together with five delicate beauties, Zhao Tiezhu suddenly became a fool, because any normal man would not forget something related to five beauties.
Zhao Tiezhu was a fool, but Su Yanni and other women were not fools, so after they called Zhao Tiezhu three times without success, they decisively broke open the door of Zhao Tiezhu's room.
So, on such a cold morning, Zhao Tiezhu felt even colder.
The quilt was lifted.
Yes, when Zhao Tiezhu opened his eyes, he saw that the soft space on his body was thrown aside by a group of aggressive women. Because it was winter, Zhao Tiezhu did not continue his habit of sleeping naked. He wore a pair of autumn trousers. Although the autumn trousers were coffee-colored and looked very frustrated, Zhao Tiezhu would rather wish to wear autumn trousers than forget to wear autumn trousers, because there is a kind of waiting called waiting, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.
"It's so cold!" Even though he was wearing long johns, Zhao Tiezhu could still feel the chill in the air. The cold in the south is completely different from the cold in the north. The north is dry cold, while the south is wet cold. The temperature doesn't seem very low, about 6 or 7 degrees, but it's so cold that you can't feel anything.
Zhao Tiezhu shuddered, looking at the female army led by Su Yanni, with Lucy as the side waist and Li Ling'er and Sun Jiaying as the backup, and decisively swallowed his dissatisfaction.
When facing an angry woman, it's best not to argue. Similarly, when you face a group of angry women, you'd better not speak. That will only make you die faster.
Zhao Tiezhu said nothing, but did a decisive somersault. His posture was as smooth as flowing water, so perfect that Zhao Tiezhu himself felt that he was about to collapse. Then, in thirty seconds, Zhao Tiezhu put on his pants, underwear, sweater, windbreaker, scarf, hat, socks, boots and gloves. He took another ten seconds to take off his scarf, hat and gloves, and then spent twenty seconds brushing his teeth, washing his face and farting.
When Zhao Tiezhu appeared in front of the women, clean and complete, only one and a half minutes had passed since he got up.
It must be said that such a result is enough to be recorded in the world record.
"Okay, are all the things ready?" Zhao Tiezhu said after drinking a sip of milk.
"All ready!" Su Yanni was carrying a bag, while Li Ling'er, Lucy and others also had some things in their hands. Looking at the center of the hall, there was a pile of camping equipment, including tents and so on, everything was ready. Zhao Tiezhu even saw six god floral water in it.
"There are no mosquitoes in the mountains in winter, so it's useless to bring this stuff." Zhao Tiezhu threw the international brand six god floral water aside, and then took out some useless things such as ear picks, detergents, kitchen knives, vases, etc., reducing the total volume of items by nearly one third. Zhao Tiezhu nodded and said, "These are enough."
"Okay, Tiezhu, what car should we drive?" As Zhao Tiezhu's real girlfriend, Su Yanni had no choice but to ask such a constructive question.
"Oh, don't you have a car ready?" Zhao Tiezhu asked in surprise.
"Don't you have a car? QQ or Audi, it's all fine, which one are you going to drive?" Su Yanni asked as a matter of course.
"...Okay, Ziyi, you didn't even give them a science lesson?" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Cao Ziyi and asked.
"Hehe, I thought you would prepare it." Cao Ziyi shrugged helplessly.
"Alas." Zhao Tiezhu said earnestly, "In this weather, the air is humid, and the mountain road must be difficult to walk on. The Wunv Peak is at a high altitude, so there must be frost. If you drive a QQ or Audi, you will definitely not be able to get up the mountain, let alone the mountain, you can't even reach the mountain pass. You have to drive a Land Rover!"
"Then go and prepare a Land Rover." Su Yanni said more as a matter of course.
"Okay, since you didn't say it yesterday, but now, I will just dispatch a Land Rover. I hope there will be no freezing rain on the mountain. Otherwise, it will be a bit difficult for this Land Rover that has not been specially modified to go up the mountain!" Zhao Tiezhu said, and picked up the phone to call Tieshou. When Tieshou heard that Zhao Tiezhu wanted to use a car, he immediately dispatched a Land Rover. As Zhao Tiezhu thought, because it was temporarily transferred, it was not modified, and the tires were not changed. It was just a normal tire. If this tire touches the ice, it is easy to slip.
"It's the only way. It's too late to modify it now. If we go into the mountains later, I'll see where we can drive to, and then we'll have to hike. I'll do the heavy stuff, and you'll have to do the light and small stuff. It's you who want to go camping in the mountains in this kind of weather, so don't cry when the time comes." Zhao Tiezhu instructed.
"Tsk, you're the one crying, sisters. This gangster looks down on us, we have to fight for our dignity!" Su Yanni shouted.
"Of course!" Li Linger waved her little fist and shouted.
"Okay, let's go." Zhao Tiezhu picked up a few things and walked out of the villa.
(We're going to set off for camping, and Sun Lei and the others are also in the mountains. Also, what does the broken blueprint in Zhao Tiezhu's hand have to do with it? Let's wait and see. Sina Weibo: Everyone search for "Real Lao Shi" and you'll find me. Lao Shi and the ominous omen above the donor's head have been registered by someone, what a grudge!)