Chapter 8 Amazing My Brother

Sitting in a small restaurant, Shi Lei ordered ten catties of crayfish in a fit of anger. In fact, the best season for eating crayfish has passed, and the meat of the crayfish is already not so plump, but every time Shi Lei eats one, it tastes like In the scepter of revenge, he gritted his teeth and the soup flowed.

In the blink of an eye, a pile of lobster shells appeared in front of him, and Shi Lei finally felt a bit of revenge, or, in fact, he finally recovered his soul until now, no longer surrounded by the fear brought by unnatural mysterious forces.

Seeing a lot of lobsters left, Shi Lei finally woke up, he realized a very serious problem.

He ordered so many lobsters in a fit of anger, and drank two bottles of beer, but no matter how hard he tried, he might not be able to finish the remaining crayfish by himself. With so much left, wouldn't that damned scepter consider these wasted crayfish as non-quota expenses? If so...

Shi Lei quickly calculated how much the remaining crayfish were worth. It seemed that there were still six or seven catties left. He ordered premium crayfish, 68 per catty, which would cost at least four hundred yuan. Compared with the amount of 20,000 yuan, it's only 2 percent, but even if it's 1/10,000, it won't work. What if it happens to be a certain important part...

No, Shi Lei hasn't tasted the taste of a woman yet, he must never become a person without a subordinate, commonly known as an eunuch.

Not caring about his greasy hands, Shi Lei dialed the number of his buddies in the dormitory.

It was around one o'clock in the middle of the night, and the three guys all went home on the weekend. They even called twice, but no one answered. There is no doubt that these two people turned off the mute and couldn't hear them.

Only the last one remains.

Zhang Wei, you must answer the phone, if you don't answer, brother will die.

The phone rang three times, and Zhang Wei answered impatiently: "I have something to say and fart, I'm downloading a copy!"

Thank God, this guy hasn't slept yet, his home is not far from the school, and he is a guy who is very keen on eating, let alone downloading dungeons, Shi Lei almost doubts that even if this guy is lying on a girl, as long as he hears that there are crayfish to eat, Moreover, there are a large number of crayfish, and there is no limit to the amount of crayfish, and they will definitely "draw out" immediately and rush over.

"I'm eating crayfish, would you like some?" Shi Lei said slowly.

Zhang Wei became more and more impatient: "Are you willing to eat crayfish too? Crayfish are not cheap now, don't you have a few claws left to make me cough? I'm too lazy to tell you more, hang up... Mage, Mage , why don't you return the blue to me quickly..."

Shi Lei was in a hurry, afraid that the other party would hang up the phone, and yelled at the mobile phone: "Now there are countless crayfish piled up in front of my brother, and there is enough beer. The Moonlight Restaurant at the school gate, I won't see you in fifteen minutes." , I dumped the crayfish in the garbage dump!"

"Are you serious?" Zhang Wei obviously hesitated.

Shi Lei hung up the phone without saying a word.

Zhang Wei thought for a long time, and a roar came from the side: "Fuck, that soldier, why don't you hurry up and give me a big move, I can't do it soon! Mage, add blood!"

The mouse in his hand was slapped heavily on the table, and Zhang Wei scolded angrily: "Little Shitou, if you lie to me, if you don't let me eat enough crayfish tonight, I will make you a crayfish tomorrow!" After all, this senior foodie resolutely left the Internet cafe and went straight to the Moonlight Restaurant at the school gate.

It didn't take fifteen minutes at all, only eight minutes later, Zhang Wei's figure appeared in front of Shi Lei.

"It's amazing my brother, what does your new hairstyle mean?"

Zhang Wei's thunderous voice rang in Shi Lei's ears, Shi Lei had already gotten used to it, he touched his bald head pretendingly, and said, "Cool!"

"Cool your sister, it's been a few months, I think you are heartburning, right? Fuck, you order so many crayfish, don't plan to get over it because of some stimulation? You even shaved your head, Stone, Tell me, do you have some terminal illness and are undergoing chemotherapy?"

Shi Lei picked up a crayfish and threw it directly on Zhang Wei's face, of course Zhang Wei didn't really think that he was terminally ill, Shi Lei pointed to the opposite stool, and said lightly: "Sit." Seeing Zhang Wei sit down, Shi Lei And said: "Eat."

"Are you okay, kid? Why are you jumping out word by word?"

Shi Lei raised his wine glass and said again: "Drink!"

Zhang Wei's nose twitched, smelling the tangy aroma of crayfish, he couldn't care about why Shi Lei was so weird anymore, picked up a bottle of beer, drank half of it with his neck up, rolled up his sleeves, and rushed towards the lobster. Looking at the way he eats, he almost wants to bury himself in the lobster pile.

With Zhang Wei as a big eater, the rest of the lobster was nothing to worry about, Shi Lei thoughtfully ordered another two catties, Zhang Wei's eyes glowed with excitement when he ate it, and he called Shi Lei so much.

"Damn it, it's been a long time since I've had such a good meal!" Zhang Wei finished the last lobster, sucked his fingers reluctantly, picked up the bottle, and drank the remaining beer.

"Honestly, kid, did you win the lottery?"

Shi Lei turned his nostrils to the sky, and said disdainfully: "I told you earlier that I am a low-key rich second generation, but you don't believe me!"

"Hey, that's awesome, my brother, just you, a virtuous rich second generation? Isn't this Lao Tzu's illegitimate child in China?"

Shi Lei shook his head seriously and said, "Impossible!"

Zhang Wei asked stupidly: "Why?"

"Because, the **** is a black man!"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, then cursed: "Damn!" and gave Shi Lei the middle finger.

It was so late, it was naturally inconvenient to go home, so the two of them went back to the dormitory side by side.

At the door of the dormitory, Zhang Wei thought for a while, the crayfish meal for the two of them, plus a case of beer, cost Shi Lei nearly 1,000 yuan, which is obviously not normal, who doesn't know Shi Lei's monthly living expenses Just one thousand and five? Even if there is an occasional tutoring job, it is only a few hundred yuan a month, and it is impossible to treat guests so boldly.

The dormitory door opened, Zhang Wei turned around hesitantly, and looked at Shi Lei seriously, which shocked Shi Lei greatly.

"What are you going to do? Although I treat you to a meal of crayfish, you don't have to promise it with your body. Brother likes women! Beautiful women with long legs, thin waist and big breasts!"

Zhang Wei ignored Shi Lei's poverty, but asked hesitantly: "Shi Lei, you are not really a rich second generation, are you?"

With his nostrils up, Shi Lei snorted, and strutted into the dormitory.

Zhang Wei looked at his virtue, shook his head, and scolded: "Ma Le Gobi, how could this kid be a rich second generation, I am also blind." After finishing speaking, he rushed to his bunk, not bothering to take off his clothes, Covered directly with the quilt, fell asleep in a blink of an eye.

Shi Lei was sitting by the bed, it was not so easy for him to digest everything he encountered this week. He just temporarily forgot about it just now, but now, there is no other sound in the dormitory except Zhang Wei's snoring, and everything is presented in his mind in detail.

Silently downloaded an accounting book app on his mobile phone, Shi Lei honestly wrote down the amount of the crayfish he had eaten just now.

In any case, from now on, try to distinguish as clearly as possible which money can be included in the quota and which money cannot be included in the quota. Although this is not so reliable, it is better than doing nothing.

After spending more than 800 yuan, I still have more than 19,100 yuan left. I will go shopping for clothes tomorrow.

Oh no, first go buy a fashion magazine and find out which brands of clothes are more expensive!

With all kinds of daydreams, Shi Lei finally fell asleep under the influence of alcohol.

After looking at it, the new book list is already sixteenth, and there is only a gap of less than 2,000 points from the previous one. I desperately want to become the first book on the front page list without a cover, what should I do if I am so excited? Everyone, please help, count more votes, and send me to the list. I really don’t blame me for not having a cover, I don’t care if the art editor didn’t make it, cry for a while