Gamers Are Fierce

Chapter 493 Transformation

There was a waiter hiding behind a certain door behind Li Ang, and saw Li Ang taking a bite of scones through the crack of the door.

He secretly breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and ran toward the backyard along the side door.

Soon, Sanniangzi came back with the waiter. She glanced at the table inconspicuously and saw that Li Ang's plate was completely filled with porridge, rice and scones. She couldn't help but smile, "Taoist priest, the backyard is ready." , please come and take a look.”

"Um."

Li Ang put down his bowls and chopsticks, patted his belly, and followed Sanniangzi around to the backyard.

In the backyard, there are groups of donkeys and horses with different coat colors, neighing loudly.

"Um?"

Li Ang frowned, "Why are these donkeys and horses divided into two groups?"

In the horse pen without fences, all the livestock are clearly divided into two camps.

A group of people were listless, numb and sluggish, just grazing with their heads down.

A group of them were extremely excited, neighing desperately, and hitting the horse ring with their bodies from time to time, and would not stop even if they were injured.

Sanniangzi replied with a normal expression: "These restless ones are all newly arrived donkeys and horses. Maybe they haven't adapted to the environment and can't get used to eating feed."

"oh."

Li Ang nodded, walked around the edge of the huge horse circle, and suddenly stopped, "What's going on with this donkey?"

From the moment he walked into the backyard, there was a mottled green donkey staring at him.

As he approached, the green donkey began to bray "uh uh uh uh" and never left the fence.

"Noisy beast."

The waiter who had been following Li Ang frowned, cursed in a low voice, stepped forward, raised his riding crop, and prepared to give the green donkey a hard whip.

The riding whip passed through the air, and before it landed on the green donkey, Li Ang reached out to grab it, and pulled the whip over with a casual pull.

What a strength!

The waiter was slightly shocked when he saw Li Ang smiling and waving his whip, "Don't worry about it, it's just livestock. It's normal not to know etiquette. If you meet an animal that doesn't obey the rules, you will whip it hard and leave scars. How can you sell it?" ?”

"That's what the Taoist priest taught you."

The waiter lowered his head and took the riding whip from Li Ang's hand.

Li Ang turned around and looked at the green donkey. The donkey was even more excited, with rolling tears flowing down its long and narrow cheeks.

"Well..."

Li Ang frowned. At this moment, the donkey was continuously providing him with power of faith points, which was even more pious than the faith he had pretended to be in the Goose City Inn before.

Li Ang pointed at the green donkey and asked the third lady, "This donkey is crying so miserably. Has he suffered any injustice?"

The third lady waved her hand and said with a sweet smile: "Taoist priest, it's just a donkey. It's enough to eat and drink. How can it be wronged?"

"Sanniang's words are wrong. All things have spirits. I realized this truth a long time ago."

Li Ang said sternly: "Pindao's family was poor when he was a child. There was no mosquito net on the bed. There are many mosquitoes in the south. Every summer, there are always densely packed black and large mosquitoes in the house [Biqu Island]."

Wait, didn't you just say that your family is from a famous family? Why is the family now impoverished again?

The third wife wanted to complain, but Li Ang didn't give her a chance and continued: "In order to prevent my parents from being bitten by mosquitoes, I decided to stand naked in the courtyard and let the mosquitoes bite me, who has thin skin and tender flesh.

As long as the mosquitoes are full of blood, they will no longer bite my parents. "

Hey hey hey, don’t think I haven’t seen Twenty-Four Filial Piety! Isn't that Wu Meng who is full of blood? Is it really okay for you to plagiarize like this?

And is it really useful for you to stand naked in the courtyard?

I think it’s you who is pouring out your exhibitionism! !

The third lady's beautiful face became a little distorted because of her strong urge to complain.

Li Ang continued: "At that time, I was only twenty years old."

You are twenty years old and you still show your butt! ! You are simply an exhibitionist! ! !

Li Ang shook his head, "It's a pity that those mosquitoes are vicious and greedy in nature. They sucked me all over my body, but they were not satisfied and still wanted to bite my parents."

The third lady asked with a stiff face: "What happened next?"

"Of course this little difficulty won't trouble me,"

Li Ang raised his eyebrows and smiled, "I drank the arsenic poison to fill the blood with the poison, poisoning the mosquitoes and dying with them."

? ?

Why aren't you dead yet?

Sanniangzi said dryly: "Haha, the Taoist priest is really smart."

"yes."

Li Ang nodded, "Soon, those mosquitoes were poisoned to death. With this unique ability, Pindao was selected by the palace and became a specially appointed royal crane-top red connoisseur.

Hedinghong was specially tasted for the emperor's relatives to prevent assassins from poisoning. "

"It's really an educational story."

The third lady complimented dryly, then changed the subject, "Taoist priest, you should hurry up and choose the horses. The smell here is very bad, and it will be bad if it gets contaminated by your crane cloak later."

Li Ang nodded and turned to look at the horse pen.

When the green donkey saw Li Ang was about to leave, a look of determination flashed in his eyes. He said "Uh-huh", bent his feet forward, knelt down on the spot, neighed desperately at Li Ang, and bit Li Ang's black cloak, refusing to let go. open.

"Damn beast!"

The tall and muscular waiter cursed, stepped forward and pinched the back of the green donkey's neck.

Qing Donkey burst into tears in pain, but still bared his teeth and refused to let go of Li Ang's black cloak.

"Wait!"

Li Ang raised his hand and asked the waiter to let go of the green donkey.

He knelt down, frowned, and looked at Qing Donkey across the fence, "Do you... want to say something to me?"

"Uh-huh!"

The green donkey nodded, stood up, waved his unfamiliar front hooves, and wrote and drew on the ground very clumsily.

Slowly, crooked writing appeared on the ground of the horse pen.

"I"

"yes"

Li Ang read the words on the ground. Behind him, the third lady and several waiters flashed fierce looks in their eyes.

One waiter even stretched his body to the inside of his clothes and grasped the handle of the dagger.

The decent Taoists in this world all have Taoist ultimatums on their bodies. The death and disappearance of any decent monk will cause a strong reaction from Wu Dewei and the Taoist sect.

But Sanniangzi and the others are in the business of beheading, and they have killed countless traveling merchants from north to south over the years.

Even if killing him would trigger a search by Wu Dewei, the Taoist priest could not be allowed to reveal what happened here.

"people?"

When Li Ang saw the last word, his expression changed drastically and he stood up.

Behind him, the tall and burly shop assistant suddenly pulled out his dagger and stabbed the Taoist in the back of the heart.

Zheng——

The blade of the knife pierced the black cloak, but it was unable to pierce it at all.

The innkeeper felt a huge shock from the tiger's mouth, as if a solid iron had been stabbed.

"Um?"

Li Ang slowly turned around, looked at Sanniangzi and several waiters whose expressions suddenly changed, and said with a smile: "Sneak attack from behind? This is not the way to treat guests."

"Practice Kung Fu with invulnerability?"

The third lady took half a step back and counted the time in her mind. A sinister look flashed across her still charming face, "It's a pity, it's a pity.

This Taoist priest, if there is a way to heaven, you don’t take it, and if there is no door to hell, you just throw yourself into it.

Change it for me! "

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