Chapter 981 Professional

People can't be bored. When bored, they want to find something to do. The difference is that some people like to do good things and others like to do bad things.

Bai Yang is very boring now, his daughter-in-law doesn't play with him, and his buddies keep away from him, he is really depressed.

He didn't know when the person with the power of the air system would appear. Bai Yang squatted by the river and seriously thought about what he should do next to pass the time. After the eighth time someone kindly came up to persuade young people not to jump if they wanted to do anything, Bai Yang couldn't help it. Don't leave this good place to see the scenery.

Bored, he wandered aimlessly, and after wandering, he came to Modu Pedestrian Street.

It is said that the changes of the earth can't stop people from eating, drinking and having fun. This street is still full of people, and there are screams of catching thieves from time to time, which is very lively.

As he was walking, Bai Yang stopped and turned around suddenly, and saw a row of fairy-like grandparents squatting on the side of the street, tsk, this is a fortune-telling street.

Touching his chin, Bai Yang's eyes lit up, he wanted to do this a long time ago!

So he left in a hurry, and came back to this place not long after. Not only did he change his attire, but he also carried a large sign on his shoulder, which was covered with a red cloth.

Looking left and right, there is only a little space between the monk and the Taoist. Bai Yang walked over and said politely, "You two masters, why don't you squeeze?"

The monk on the left looked up at Bai Yang. He was wearing a world-renowned suit and a watch on his wrist. I couldn't afford it with all the money I spent all my life fooling around. This is a visit from a fat sheep.

So he said enthusiastically, "Is this little brother in trouble and needs consultation?"

Bai Yang hadn't spoken to him yet, when the fairy-tale Taoist next to him pretended to be a ghost, shook his head and sighed, "Not good, not good, hey..."

The monk glared at the Taoist priest, "Your uncle is robbing the business, it's open at 30:30, and I'm taking the business, I'll give you three, don't mess with me, be quiet."

With a look, the Taoist priest understood in seconds, and immediately fell silent.

So the monk continued to look at Bai Yang with the appearance of an eminent monk, meaning that little brother, just speak up, I am ready to kill you.

With a panoramic view of everything, Bai Yang was so happy that he regarded me as a mallet. He shrugged, pointed to the sign on his shoulders and said, "You two masters, we are actually working together, so why don't you make room for me? It’s not easy, all my outfits are fakes.”

Cooperating with you, you are here to grab a job, the two masters suddenly lost their face, the monk looked aside and said: "There is no land here, you can go elsewhere."

"The two of you can't take up all this space. It's not easy to make ends meet, please be considerate." Bai Yang squeezed into the empty space, squatted in the corner and put the sign in front of him, and then Maza sat down and was ready to start work.

His actions made the two masters beside him upset, and the Taoist over there looked at Bai Yang with unfriendly eyes and said: "Little brother, we are very conscious that we will not steal other people's territory. You might have a bloody disaster!"

"It's okay, master, my life is hard, I can't find you in trouble." Bai Yang grinned and said, unexpectedly being threatened on the earth side, Bai Yang thought it was very funny.

"Little brother, take a look over there first and then tell me whether your life is hard or not." The monk on the other side pulled Bai Yang's sleeve and pointed to the distance.

Bai Yang looked over, good guy, a group of guys who look like gangsters are looking at this side unkindly, you fortune tellers still have a bunch of thugs? Is it not possible to be rough if someone comes to your door?

Rolling his eyes, Bai Yang took out his mobile phone and said: "It's okay, my life is very hard. My cousin is the chief of the police station in this area. Master, do you think my life is hard? How about I call and ask him to come over and give me a call?" Can you prove it?"

Even though it was fooling around, it was not a matter of minutes for Bai Yang to find the chief of the police station.

When he said this, his serious appearance made the two fortune tellers uncertain, and his eyes signaled the group of thugs in the distance to be calm, and they first found out Bai Yang's background and said.

It is said that fortune-telling fools are good at it, but after a few side-steps, not only did they not get rid of Bai Yang to the end, but they almost confessed their own almost, and immediately knew that they had met an expert.

So he stopped talking to Bai Yang and wanted to see what the hell he was up to.

The two fortune-tellers were quiet, and Bai Yang also hung up the sign for himself, which was considered to be the opening of the business.

When Bai Yang lifted the signboard, the two masters beside him stared at each other and gasped, looking at Bai Yang like you are awesome.

I saw the sign in front of Bai Yang saying: "Ancestral handicraftsmanship, children are not deceitful, professional fortune-telling, looking for dragons and acupuncture points, relocation of ancestral graves!"

If this is still normal, then the next thing will make the two masters dizzy, and the sign also reads "In addition to undertake ghost hunting, dealing with mutant beasts with supernatural abilities, environmental modification, genetic modification, awakening of abilities, Cultivating immortals in martial arts, inheriting demonic ways..."

However, this is not over yet, the sign also reads: "Maintenance of nuclear submarines, reactors, nuclear warhead refurbishment, polishing and waxing, aircraft carrier maintenance, high-altitude satellite dust removal, wholesale fighter bomber nuclear warheads, and also undertake interstellar immigration, planetary property rights handling, large quantities and preferential invoices, You can get a 20% discount if you apply for a card..."

It's not over yet, the next one is funny, it reads: "Based on the service of convenience, I also undertake catching mistresses, finding lost and found, unlocking mobile phones, consecrating wedding photos, and writing homework for you (you can't take it if you are above the fifth grade, and you won't be able to do it." ), helping to resolve disputes (you can’t pick up those who are above middle school, but you can’t fight), and can also help take care of your girlfriend (only women, over 18 years old and under 22 years old, with big waist, thin buttocks, beautiful appearance, and sweet voice, if you don’t have time to accompany My girlfriend’s words are good news for you), all of the above businesses can be undertaken, the reputation is guaranteed, door-to-door service is available, if you are not satisfied, you will be compensated a hundred times, and you will not suffer from international certification and will not be fooled!"

After reading Bai Yang's signboard, the Taoist priest next to him gave a thumbs up and said, "Little brother, you really dare to write, aren't you afraid of being beaten?"

"Everything written on my signboard is the truth. As long as it is written on it, I can do it. Why are you afraid of being beaten?" Bai Yang asked with a puzzled expression.

"You think we don't know how to surf the Internet, are you copying jokes from the Internet? Engaging in performance art?" The monk next to him couldn't stand it and said.

"It doesn't exist. I'm completely serious. Without the diamonds, I dare to take on this porcelain job? Could it be that you are doubting my professional level?" Bai Yang said with a strange expression on his face.

Hehe..., the two masters suddenly didn't want to talk to Bai Yang, I'm afraid they are not fools!

Besides, who cares to talk to you? These days, no one believes the truth.

Ignoring the two masters next to him, the old god Bai Yang sat comfortably and waited for business to come to his door. I am afraid that there will be no business if I have this skill. Do you want to write "Grandpa Goldfinger Wholesale" on the signboard, but it seems that the signboard only has that capitalization no more...

However, this is often the case. It is obviously the real thing. Others think it is an exaggeration, but they don’t believe it. Bai Yang has been open for three hours, and the two masters next to him have fooled a few people. He has no customers at all, and there are many people. Some people took photos and sent them to Moments, but no one came to seek service.

Bai Yang was left speechless, everyone nowadays thinks that the pie will fall on their own head and soar into the sky, but when such a good thing is in front of them, no one believes it.

Here is someone, do you want to mutate or cultivate immortality? I can completely satisfy you, even if you want to become a cute girl with a big dick, there is no problem, but if you don't believe me, there is nothing you can do.

Amidst the faces of countless people who looked like fools, Bai Yang didn't come to the door for business, causing the two masters beside him to laugh secretly, thinking that they were just grabbing jobs, and their feelings were just for fun.

"Little brother, don't blame me for talking too much. You really can't do it. It's too exaggerated, and you can't dress well. Where can there be a fortune teller in a suit and tie? I don't believe it. You want to say that you sell insurance for your business. I guess it's okay, it's really not for this bowl of rice," the Taoist priest reminded me kindly.

"What do I wear like this? The world is changing and our fortune-telling services have to keep up, right? Your business is too simple, not as professional as mine. Let me tell you, if I do one thing..."

Before he finished speaking, Bai Yang really had some business coming to his door.

A little fat man stood in front of Bai Yang's stall, wearing a school uniform, looked at Bai Yang timidly and asked, "Big brother, are you really doing your homework for you? How much is it?"

"What grade are you in?" Bai Yang asked.

"I'm in the sixth grade. I don't know how to answer a few questions. Can you help me? I only have one hundred yuan on me. I don't know if it's enough," the fat man said anxiously.

"Fatty, do you know how to read? I told you that you won't be accepted if you are in the fifth grade. Let me show you the way. The Internet cafe over there costs two hours for 100 yuan, and there is a young lady to accompany you. Let her do it for you. It's all right," Bai Yang said with a finger on the side.

The little fat man took a look, his eyes lit up and said, "Really?"

"Of course, go ahead, young man, I am optimistic about you, your one hundred yuan is definitely worth it," Bai Yang said with a wave of his hand.

The little fat man left, and the monk beside him looked at Bai Yang and said, "Why did you let him go? One hundred yuan is not money."

"I said that I can't do the sixth grade questions, so what did I say just now?"

However, no one talks to Bai Yang anymore. If he has money and doesn't know how to make money, he is probably a fool.

Cut, if you say no, you won’t. Do you think the sixth grade questions are easy? I'll give you a three-year simulation, if you can fight all of them against me, I'll lose! If I'm under the fifth grade, I might have to use my mobile phone to check online...

It's boring in itself, and it's even more boring if you don't come to the door with business. Bai Yang originally came out sincerely to send out big rewards, but no one believed him? It's why you didn't have this good luck.

He was bored and wanted to find something to do. He was setting up a fortune-telling stall, so he found something that matched his profession to spend time, and secretly opened his eyes to observe the passers-by.

Under the observation of Huiyan, the qi displayed by each person is different. Some people are sick, some are rich, some are blessed, and some are dead...

There are all kinds of beings, and everyone's current situation is displayed in Bai Yang's eyes through various auras.

Looking at it, Bai Yang's head flashed with inspiration, and then his eyes widened. He really looked for him thousands of times in the crowd...