Chapter 183 Fooled Shan Qiulin Into a Lame

?

Snapped

Hua Sanniang slapped the chopsticks on the table, looked at Bai Yang with burning eyes and said nothing.

"What's wrong with you?"

Bai Yang asked curiously.

"Can you calm down?"

Hua Sanniang looked at Bai Yang with disdain and said

"You take care of me, I'm not in your way"

Bai Yang rolled his eyes and said.

At this time, his hands were kneading in Lin Qing'er and Lin Yuer's clothes. Hua Sanniang's displeased performance not only did not make him restrain himself, but made him even more proud.

Um

Lin Qinger, Lin Yuer blushed, couldn't help moaning coquettishly, Bai Yang gently pinched the key points of their chests

"Dirty, no man is a good thing, but it's the first time I've seen someone as shameless as you"

Hua Sanniang gritted her teeth.

"Thank you for your compliments. To be happy in life is to be full of joy. Don't let the golden bottle be empty to the moon. If there are flowers, you should fold them when you need them. Don't wait for the flowers to be empty. If there is a beauty in your arms, can I just look at it? It's better to hold a vase Well, this man, he might die at some point, so why care about other people's opinions? Also, it seems that you have had a man, and there is no good thing for a man, Jie'er, give me a drink, be good "

Bai Yang said with a cheeky smile, the last sentence was for Lin Jieer.

Lin Jie'er held the cup in her hand, and put a glass of light blue wine to Bai Yang's lips.

"It's not like this"

Bai Yang looked at Lin Jieer's pretty face with a half-smile and said.

Lin Jie'er blushed, hesitated for a moment, put the wine glass to her lips, drank it in one gulp, but did not swallow it, lowered her head and kissed Bai Yang's lips to pass the wine over.

The red lips are warm and moist, the aroma of the wine is pleasant, that taste, Bai Yang gets drunk before drinking, this is the enjoyment of his life

Hua Sanniang looked at Bai Yang but was stunned for a moment, she didn't pay attention to the red-faced scene, she shook her head after a while and said in a complicated way:

"You are so strange, but you say something so elegant about what was originally dirty,

Who wrote the poems you read? Why haven't I heard of it? "

"I said I did it, you sure don't believe me, right?"

Bai Yang let go of Lin Jieer's small mouth, looked at Hua Sanniang and smiled.

"Just because you can't compose such poems!"

Hua Sanniang pouted.

I lost my temper, although I really didn't do it, but I'm not happy when you say that, Bai Yang stared at Hua Sanniang and said:

"Then tell me, if I didn't do it, where else have you heard of it?"

"Although I've never heard of it, it's definitely not yours. With your kind of heart, you will never even think about writing such free and easy poems in your life."

Hua Sanniang said with contempt again.

"It's as if you understand poetry very well"

Bai Yang was powerless to refute, so he curled his lips and changed the subject.

Look, no one is a fool, forget about plagiarism, it’s not that piece of material, people will see through you at a glance, if you don’t have the corresponding experience, people will not believe you, you will only be despised.

"I don't understand, but I listen a lot, so I can tell the difference"

Hua Sanniang laughed.

Bai Yang didn't bother to answer, I don't care about you, so I continued to tease the quadruplet girls, only he knew the fun, Hua Sanniang's eyes didn't care at all, I just wanted to piss you off.

"If you didn't do it, who did it?"

Seeing Bai Yang not talking and caring about the maidservants, Hua Sanniang couldn't help but ask.

"It's a drunk lunatic, and you don't even know it"

Bai Yang casually said perfunctorily.

"You, hum, the person who can write such free and easy poems must be a suave man. I wonder if I will have the chance to meet him in this life."

Hua Sanniang said with some longing.

Ma Dan, it turns out that poetry and poetry are a powerful weapon for picking up girls, and it can be called the trump card of Xiaoqing. This Hua Sanniang seems to be a little nymphomaniac.

Bai Yang murmured in his heart, looked at her with a half-smile and said:

"Actually, you can see him at any time, as long as you wipe your neck now, you can see him immediately."

"I didn't expect that the person who made such a poem has passed away, hey"

Hua Sanniang was stunned for a moment, then sighed, picked up the jug beside her and gurgled vigorously.

I'll go, do you want to do this? Bai Yang was dumbfounded, she was obviously feeling sad!

"Come on you, I've finished eating, should I go?"

No matter what mood Hua Sanniang was in, Bai Yang refused Lin Binger's bite of food and said while looking at her.

"Let's go"

Hua Sanniang stood up feeling a little depressed and answered.

Are you sick, girl? Bai Yang was speechless.

After eating and drinking enough, several people left the private room. There were originally 20 men in black robes, but seven of them were killed by Bai Yang, and the remaining thirteen were already waiting outside the door.

A group of people went downstairs and came to the lobby below. Shan Qiulin hadn't left yet. When Bai Yang and the others walked not far from him, he looked at Bai Yang in the crowd and asked with a smile:

"Brother, although I have no intention of eavesdropping, you don't seem to put me in your eyes, saying that you can kill me at any time?"

Hua Sanniang's complexion changed, and she looked at Shan Qiulin nervously. He didn't expect her angry words in the private room upstairs to be heard by him, and her heart was about to die.

"Yeah, I said, is there a problem? Also, it's impolite to eavesdrop"

Bai Yang is a person who does not play cards according to common sense. He put his arms around the two girls and looked at Shan Qiulin to admit it directly, and even made a joke.

It's a dog, can this guy sit in the noisy lobby and hear what we said on the third floor? What the hell are you with Shunfeng ears?

Is it the courage Liang Jingru gave you? If Hua Sanniang was from Earth, she would definitely say this.

"I have practiced martial arts since I was a child, and have experienced countless fights. In Qingmu County, although I have experienced life and death many times, I have never met anyone who can kill me. You are the first person to say such words to me. "

Shan Qiulin poured himself a glass of wine and drank it, looked at Bai Yang and said calmly.

Hua Sanniang was so nervous, this Shan Qiulin was not easy to mess with, she would die if she didn't pay attention, she didn't dare to interrupt rashly, she kept signaling Bai Yang to go quickly with her eyes, but Bai Yang didn't pay attention to her at all.

It's just Shan Qiulin. In this position, no matter how powerful he is, is it that scary to teach him how to behave every minute? I'm so nervous about you, hum, little bitch

"Since you've heard what I said, you should understand that she wanted me to kill you, right? It's just that she seemed to be afraid of you, so she let it go, which made me very depressed."

Bai Yang shrugged and pointed to Hua Sanniang next to her and said, continue to dig a hole for her, and threaten me to bring me here, I won't kill you.

"shut up"

Hua Sanniang's complexion changed drastically, she broke out in a cold sweat, looked at Bai Yang and said in a deep voice, and kept paying attention to Shan Qiulin's attitude.

Shan Qiulin didn't look at Hua Sanniang, but stared at Bai Yang for about a minute, then suddenly raised his glass to Bai Yang and said with a smile:

"To be honest, although your words are not pleasant, I can't hate them. In addition, the sentence that came out of your mouth must be full of joy, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon, and the flowers should be folded when there are flowers. When there are no flowers and branches, I will not care about you. Originally, I was going to leave, but I stayed after listening to the poems you read. Life is full of joy, and time waits for no one. Grasp the moment, there is something that has been hidden in my heart for a long time, and I have been avoiding it, but this time it seems that it is time to face it. No matter what the result is, I may leave regrets, but I will not regret it. Let’s meet again in the future , when the time comes, I will ask you to drink, and finally I see that you seem to be in trouble, do you need my help?"

"I'm not in trouble, don't worry about it, and then I listen to your tone, it's about women?"

Bai Yang shook his head and said that he was fine, and that it was Hua Sanniang and the others who were in trouble. You got it upside down, looking at Shan Qiulin with a playful look and asking.

"How do you know?"

Shan Qiu was stunned for a moment and said.

"Guess, look, your skills are so good, if it's about the enemy, it can be settled with a sword, only women can make a knight like you entangled, am I right?"

Bai Yang laughed.

The so-called heroes are short-tempered and their sons and daughters love each other long, so they didn't run away.

"Oh you don't understand"

Shan Qiulin said a little lonely.

"I can't stand seeing you so entangled. Tell me what's going on. I'll give you some advice. Maybe you'll be able to hug the beauty back. Say yes first, I'll There is a fee”

Bai Yang became interested, let go of the two girls, swaggered and sat across from Shan Qiulin, and asked with great interest.

Hua Sanniang is now determined to eat Bai Yang, but Shan Qiulin is so dangerous and you still go to him? Think you didn't die fast enough? Also, can you care about my mother's feelings? My little heart, it's too exciting

"Are you not afraid that I will kill you with a sword?"

The corner of Shan Qiulin's mouth twitched as he looked at Bai Yang and said speechlessly.

"Don't mention it if you said you want to kill me. Don't mention the problem that you should not kill me. In this position, your life is actually under my control. Come on, tell me about your affairs , what is tangled, I will give you an idea, and once again, I will charge for it."

Bai Yang didn't care about other people's attitude at all, looked at Shan Qiulin and urged.

Hundreds of people in the lobby of the inn all looked at Bai Yang dumbfounded. This man must be sick. By the way, aren't you and Shan Qiulin hostile? Why are you still sitting together? And is it really okay for you to inquire about other people's lives like this? Are you not afraid that someone will kill you?

Looking at Bai Yang, Shan Qiulin was speechless. It was the first time he had encountered such a person who climbed up the pole. He didn't know whether it was Bai Yang who was to his liking or because of the poem that Bai Yang read. Let me explain, so I looked around coldly.

"Then what, the boss checks out, I have to leave beforehand"

"Checkout, I'm very busy"

Immediately, everyone in the lobby turned cold, and Ma Liu, who was very witty, checked out and left, for fear of being cut off if he was too slow

"We'll wait for you outside"

Hua Sanniang was stunned at first, then was speechless, then gritted her teeth, and finally warned Bai Yang not to play tricks with her eyes, left such a sentence depressed and led her to run outside in desperation.

"Okay, everyone is gone now, you can say it, important things have to be said three times, I will charge you for picking up your girl"

In the empty lobby, Bai Yang looked at Shan Qiulin and said.

After being speechless for a moment, Shan Qiulin gulped down a pot of wine, and then said with a vicissitudes of life:

"I have a little junior sister who is half a dollar younger than me. We were all orphans and lived in a village. When we were both in Sanyuan, the current master passed by our village and took a fancy to me and wanted to take me as an apprentice." Originally, my junior sister and I depended on each other for life, and she would have no one to take care of her after I left, so I prayed to the master to accept her, and then came to Qingmu County, and while practicing martial arts with the master, I also met the current senior brother."

"I probably understand"

When Shan Qiulin said this, Bai Yang interrupted him.

"What do you understand?"

Shan Qiulin was stunned, I just started to say okay

"Look, let me analyze and analyze for you. Is it true that your senior brother is very kind, takes care of you in every possible way, and is good at martial arts, often helping and giving you advice. Then, your martial arts are much worse than his, so your Little junior sister gradually clings to him, thus alienating you, and then you practice martial arts silently, hoping to become stronger to protect your little junior sister, but now you find that your little junior sister almost no longer has you in her eyes, a pair of eyes Only your big brother is inside."

Bai Yang squinted and said with a smile.

"How did you know?"

Shan Qiulin was dumbfounded.

how do i know You have been poached, you don’t need to guess, it’s all a routine, it’s always played like this in novels on TV, if you let the situation go on, maybe you will still be the protagonist in the future, uh , far away

"Guess, that's not the point. The point is that you imagine your little junior sister confessing your love now, right? Then no matter what the result is, it can be regarded as an explanation for yourself?"

Bai Yang continued to ask.

"Yes, I want to express my heart to her. No matter what the result is, at least I will let her know that I always have her in my heart."

Shan Qiulin smiled wryly.

"Silly"

Bai Yang looked at Shan Qiulin with contempt and said.

"Why do you say that, brother?"

Shan Qiu didn't understand the question.

"Let me tell you, you are forcing your little junior sister to make a choice by running to show your heart like this. I guess you have no chance. Once she really makes a choice, you just wait to cry to death."

Bai Yang said with an expression on his face that I had already seen through everything.

"But what can I do? I keep it in my heart all the time. Instead of making myself feel bad, I might as well make a break."

Shan Qiulin shook his head and said.

"If you think so, you probably can only drink the wedding wine between your little junior sister and your senior brother. Let me ask you, do you want your little junior sister to fall into your arms?"

Bai Yang curled his lips and asked, um, he's going to start fooling around again

"I would, but it's impossible"

Shan Qiulin said with a lonely face.

"Nothing is impossible, of course, it is probably impossible for you, but you still have me, don't you?"

Bai Yang patted his chest and said.

"you?"

Shan Qiulin asked in astonishment.

"Yes, I can let you get your little junior sister. Let me tell you first, I will charge you, but what can you pay?"

Bai Yang said with a smile, like a wolf with a big tail.

Look, my buddy has fooled another one with a few words, and he is about to take the bait.

"If you can make my junior sister fall in love with me, I can give anything"

Shan Qiulin gritted his teeth.

Look, that's a fool, typical hot head can say anything, but I like it, hehe

"Your attitude is very good. I guess you don't have much to offer other than force, so I won't make it difficult for you. You make an oath first. If I help you get your little junior sister, you will Promise to do three things for me, how about it?"

Bai Yang continued to fool around.

You can't say things like letting the other party become your subordinate, that's too much, this kind of person is arrogant, and if one is not good, it will backfire.

"Yes, I swear, if my junior sister falls in love with me with your help, I promise to help you do three things. If you break this oath, you will be struck by lightning!"

Shan Qiulin thought about it, but finally couldn't resist the temptation and nodded.

Look, this one was fooled by Bai Yang again, a woman is a disaster, such a cowardly person is carried in Bai Yang's hands because of a girl, it's sad and pitiful

"Ahem, although I don't know your junior sister well, I have three good strategies here, which are divided into upper, middle and lower, from simple to difficult. Do you want the simple method or the more difficult one? The simple one has risks, and the difficult one Play it safe but take your time”

Bai Yang stretched out three fingers and said.

"What are the three strategies of top, middle and bottom? Can you talk about it specifically?"

Shan Qiulin looked at Bai Yang dumbfounded and asked, is there so much way to pursue a girl? I do not know how?

"Listen, I'll talk to you slowly. Let me talk about the worst strategy first. It's the simplest and most direct, but it's effective for safekeeping. You just need to ask your little junior sister out alone, and give him some medicine or knock him out. That's it. You make your own choice, and then you can go straight in, so what, hehehe, are you still afraid that your little junior sister will not follow you in the end?"

Bai Yang raised his chin and said.

"No, no, no, it's too low, how can I treat my junior sister like this, no, absolutely no"

Hearing Bai Yang's bad move, Shan Qiulin shook his head like a rattle and quickly rejected it.

"I just know it won't work. Don't I still have the middle strategy and the best strategy? Listen to me slowly. Now let's talk about the middle strategy. The previous worst strategy is called attacking the body. It's easy to understand, right? Hehe, the middle strategy is called attacking the enemy. Trouble, the so-called non-toxic and non-husband, in order to get a sister, for your own happiness, it doesn't matter the means, in view of your current situation, your senior brother is your enemy, as long as you kill him, your junior sister will be yours."

"No, although I like little junior sister very much, but senior brother is very nice, how can I kill him?"

Before Bai Yang finished speaking, Shan Qiulin decisively interrupted and shook his head, saying,

"Don't worry, listen to me slowly, I don't mean to ask you to kill your senior brother, I mean, isn't your junior sister falling in love with your senior senior brother? Just find a way to make your junior junior sister not like him. Well, for example, it doesn’t matter if you ruin his reputation? For the sake of your sister, you let your senior brother suffer a little bit. In a big deal, you can make up for it later. Specifically, I will give you two examples, and find a way to let your senior sister see your senior brother The bad side, such as being seen by your junior sister when he was looking for flowers and asking willows, such as letting your junior sister see that your senior brother has been messed up and abandoned, etc. These are all operable, you can find your senior brother Drinking alcohol, going to the whorehouse for him when he is drunk, stuffing a few girls under his blanket, and letting your junior sister see it without any trace, as long as you are not an idiot, you should be able to handle this, right? , you find a brothel woman, remember to be unfamiliar, let your senior brother and your junior sister be together alone, let that girl hug your senior brother's thigh and cry, saying that she is pregnant with his child but he I don't want anything, in short, I want to smear your senior brother. Of course, in this process, you should try to hide yourself as much as possible, don't let your junior sister know that you did it, and even improve yourself without any trace, even for you. Senior brother talks, this is called confusing the opponent, and then give some comfort to your junior sister when she is sad, and finally let your junior sister realize that your senior senior brother is a scum. In the end, your junior sister has no choice but to follow You, this is my middle strategy, no matter how many enemies you have, you can use this method to deal with it.”

Bai Yang said a lot, flickering, his mouth was dry, and he picked up the teapot and gurgled and drank all the time.

To be honest, it was thanks to Bai Yang's brain that he was able to come up with such solutions in such a short period of time.

Shan Qiulin was dumbfounded, how could this girl have so many tricks? I have been living on dogs all these years, I deserve to be single, if I met Bai Yang earlier, why would I be depressed for so long?

"This method is good. I'm not an idiot. For the sake of junior sister, I can only wrong senior brother. I'll start planning right now. Don't worry, I promise to help you with three things. You can come to me at any time. I'm in Qingmu County , just ask anyone and you will know me.”

Suddenly, Shan Qiulin's eyes lit up, and he stood up impatiently and was about to leave.

"What are you busy with, and you are not in a hurry for a while, so you don't want to hear the best policy?"

Bai Yang's words made Shan Qiulin stop, sat down again, looked at Bai Yang with burning eyes and asked:

"Then tell me what is the best policy?"

He was convinced, he was really convinced, the middle policy is already so terrific, and the best policy has not yet flown.

"The worst strategy is to attack the body, and the middle strategy is to attack the enemy. This is the best strategy, which is called attacking the heart!"

Bai Yang narrowed his eyes and said, he was about to take a feather fan.

"Specifically?"

Shan Qiulin asked with a blink of an eye.

"The specifics are also very simple. The so-called things are man-made. There will be no pies in the sky. You are not capable of me. It is impossible for a girl to run into your arms automatically. The so-called heart attack is to win the heart of your junior sister. How to do it specifically?" You have to start with the small details first, the so-called idiots are afraid of pestering you, so if you have nothing to do, go to your junior sister to get some sense of presence, give some small things, care about something, but remember, you must click to the end, not too much. Among them, don't have any thoughts of reciprocating, just pure concern, that's what warm men do. Over the years, they erode her heart little by little, and finally her heart is silently covered by you Occupy, of course, this is not enough, you have to increase your own weight, such as improving your martial arts, which can give her a sense of security, and you can also find a down-and-out scholar and ask him to write some poems for you. Your junior sister is reading and playing, show your talent, and then read more touching stories, tell your junior sister about nothing, cheat her tears, etc. In short, it is to moisten things silently and occupy her heart, but these are not enough , and finally there is a fatal blow!"

When he was talking about this, Bai Yang stopped again, he was so thirsty, he wanted to drink water

"What is a fatal blow?"

Shan Qiulin asked impatiently while being dumbfounded.

"The so-called fatal blow is divided into three stages. When you use the best strategy, you should also use the middle strategy together. When your senior brother's weight in your junior sister's heart is negligible, you find an opportunity to be in danger with your junior sister at the same time. , experience the kind of life and death, you stand up and protect her with your life at the most dangerous time, this remembers to play a tear-jerking point, it is best to let her go when you are dying, anyway, you do it yourself, remember not to You really killed yourself. The so-called adversity sees the truth, and life and death have true love. In this way, the heart of your little junior sister can escape the palm of your hand? By this time, your junior sister is almost yours. In the end, use a bad strategy, she won't refuse to accept you half-heartedly, you have to be thick-skinned, don't be embarrassed, that's all it is, in short, take her body in one fell swoop, drive straight in, hit Huanglong cough cough, To achieve such a good thing, use three strategies from top to bottom, land, sea and air strikes in all directions, in short, your little junior sister is yours!"

After Bai Yang finished speaking in one breath, he heaved a long sigh of relief, why am I so easy to fool someone?

""

Shan Qiulin was dizzy, looking at Bai Yang was no different from seeing God.

"Brother, I'm convinced. Originally, I had no hope of getting my junior sister to fall in love with me, but after you instructed me, I found it was too easy. I'm not an idiot. I can do better if I have a method. You Wait for my good news, and I will treat you to a wedding wine at that time, I will never forget your kindness and virtue."

For a long time, Shan Qiulin looked at Bai Yang and clasped his fists in gratitude.

Where does this come from? Lao Tzu’s girl-picking twelve moves, thirty-two moves, seventy-two moves, one hundred and eighty moves, you’re convinced

The two chapters were released together, more than 6,600 words, because it is too long, especially the large paragraphs of dialogue are troublesome to modify, so it is late, please forgive me, um, everyone is interested in experimenting with these three strategies, The result is that the stone is not responsible. To be continued.

...