Chapter 1237 Nothing Tastes Better than Dumplings
Zhou Yizhi burped after eating.
"It's been a long time since I've had such delicious food." She wiped her mouth and said with a smile, "The food in the palace is too fine, but it doesn't have such a unique taste."
Yun Dai smiled and said: "These dishes must be from the mountains. The shrimps are caught in the river, and the chickens are caught in the mountains, so they are naturally fresh. Plus you are hungry today, so they feel especially delicious."
"Besides these, there is one more thing, King Qin's cooking skills are really good." Zhou Yizhi sighed contentedly, with a faint tone, "It would be great if I could marry His Highness King Qin. It's a pity, it's a pity. I am really not lucky. "
Yun Dai smiled and said, "It's not too late now."
"Don't talk nonsense. Seriously, I can be considered King Qin's sister-in-law." Although Zhou Yizhi didn't want to admit this, she was indeed the late emperor's concubine.
"Yizhi, you know, there is a saying among the people."
"What words?"
"It's not as delicious as dumplings, but it's not as fun as...cough!"
"What are you coughing for? What's so fun?" Zhou Yizhi opened her eyes with a curious expression.
"That's what you just said."
"What did I say...ah, you mean sister-in-law?" Zhou Yizhi reacted immediately, and red clouds flew all over her face.
She stood up and raised her hand to catch her: "You narrow-minded devil, let me tear your mouth apart and make you talk nonsense again!"
Yun Dai quickly evaded.
But where could she escape, she was immediately grabbed by Zhou Yizhi.
"Good sister, please spare me, I won't dare anymore." Yun Dai hurriedly begged for mercy.
Zhou Yizhi was angry and amused: "Come to think of it, you were born as a lady, and now you are a high-ranking empress. You look dignified, but you don't know where you learned so many bastard words."
Yun Dai knew that what she said was a bit excessive. After all, she was just a girl who grew up under the influence of feudal ethics. She hurriedly smiled and said: "I just wanted to see you eating happily, so I told you a joke. Do you take it seriously? If you are like this , I won’t be able to go to the army in the future.”
Those soldiers in the army have nothing to say.
Zhou Yizhi raised her eyebrows: "If they dare to say such things to me, they will be punished by military law!"
Yun Dai smiled and said, "What if people say it secretly?"
"As long as I don't hear you..." She held it in for a while and said angrily, "You can't say it quietly!"
Yun Dai spread her hands: "Look."
Zhou Yizhi was a little depressed.
After a while, she asked: "Then what do you think I should do if I go to the army?"
Yun Dai said: "It's very simple. Use your ability to conquer them and make them convinced. No matter in your mouth or in your heart, I don't dare to be disrespectful to you."
Zhou Yizhi was silent for a moment, then suddenly said: "Yun'er, you can become my military advisor."
Yun Dai: "...No way."
"I know it's impossible, but it's just a waste of time to think about it." She sighed, "I used to follow my father in the army, and I felt like a fish in water. But now that I'm here, and hearing you say that again, I realize that I might really be a fool. If you only have good martial arts skills but no strategy, how can you lead troops in war?"
Yun Dai thought to herself that this was a shock.
She smiled and said: "Prince Qin and I are just joking with you, why do you take it seriously? Besides, the war is not your business alone. There are many people fighting with you. What are you afraid of?"
Zhou Yizhi thought for a while and said with a smile: "That's right, I got into trouble."