Volume 1: When a Male Appears, People Pay Attention. Chapter 48: Two Poor People (500 Monthly Tickets Will Add More Updates!)

Chapter 48 Two Poor Guys (500 monthly tickets plus more updates!)

ps, I did some calculations, and since we started the event on Monday, there are already 519 ***s, and with another 31 ***s, we can add more!

So don’t be polite! Hit me with your *** as hard as you can!

In addition, thank you all for your enthusiastic support today. One hundred and thirty-one *** is nothing to those super masters, but it means one hundred and thirty-one warm friendships to me. I thank you. !

Because of you, I have the courage to continue fighting!

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On the way to Melwood, Suarez kept laughing. At first he couldn't help laughing. Later, although he stopped laughing, he still couldn't hide the smile on his face.

In addition, Chen Yingxiong kept complaining next to him: "You still laugh? You still have the nerve to smile! Look at the good things you have done! How can you do this!"

Suarez was so happy - he was finally proud and got a win in front of him! Huh, you steal my offensive core, and I'll pee in your closet! Ah ha ha ha!

Chen Yingxiong was speechless at the shameless Suarez.

"Are you still laughing? You have to pee upwards whenever you pee..."

"That means I'm very capable!"

"Are you fucking having an erotic dream?"

Being scolded by Chen Yingxiong did not affect Suarez's good mood at all. In any case, he felt that he had won! He estimated that he was the only one in the team who could handle the matter of peeing in Chen Yingxiong's closet.

The two men kept bickering in the car and soon arrived at Melwood.

Only then did Suarez realize - they had so much fun in the nightclub yesterday, and they were on time when they came to training today and were not late!

After getting up, he had been attracted by the matter of peeing. It was only now that he realized that they were not late for training because they were hanging out in the nightclub... But if Chen Yingxiong didn't call him, he would definitely have to sleep alone. Slept.

He suddenly stopped smiling.

Is this a coincidence? Or have they always been like this?

Not only Chen Yingxiong, he also saw Martin Skrtel and Adam Johnson in the locker room. They both arrived on time and greeted them when they saw them.

But when he saw the two of them, Suarez put all his surprise behind him. He decided to tell the two people in front of him about the matter. Not only that, he also wanted all his teammates to know about him. Suarez peed in Chen Yingxiong’s closet!

He didn't believe that Chen Yingxiong could not be angry after such a publicity!

"Hey, how did you sleep last night?"

Skrtel asked.

Suarez smiled: "Haha! Let me tell you, Martin! There is a very interesting thing..."

Before he could say anything, he was interrupted by Chen Yingxiong: "You still have the nerve to say it!" He glared at Suarez, pointed at him and said: "This kid drank too much yesterday and actually drank my The closet was used as their toilet, and he peed in my closet!"

The two people opposite were stunned for a moment, and then they laughed at the same time: "Hahahaha!"

As a result, the conversation between the four people happened to be heard by Kuyt next to him. His gossip mode quickly turned on, he came up and asked excitedly: "What? Louis, did you spend the night at the hero's house last night?! "

His voice was a little loud, and other teammates in the locker room heard it.

"Isn't that right? Louis? I remember you were quite afraid of your wife... How dare you stay up all night?"

"Oh oh oh! What's there!"

"What the hell!" Chen Yingxiong pointed at Suarez and said to everyone, "The point is, this kid drank too much and peed in my closet!"

"Fuck! Louis, what do you think?"

"Hahaha!"

"You are too fierce, Louis, I am convinced by you!"

Suarez has an outgoing and cheerful personality, and is actually quite popular among the team, so everyone often jokes with him. They are used to it, and now they are even mocking him with a joking attitude and tone.

"Fuck! The situation is not what you think! I drank too much yesterday, and then I thought it was at my house...I don't know anything!!"

"Louis, don't explain. Explanation is just a cover-up..."

"That's right, that's right."

Suarez's heart was vomiting blood - he never expected that Chen Yingxiong himself would say this. According to his opinion, the effect and meaning of saying it from his mouth is completely different from that of Chen Yingxiong himself. If he said it, it would be Chen Yingxiong's embarrassment, but if Chen Yingxiong said it himself, it would become his embarrassment. …

Oh shit!

How did things become like this again?

Suarez felt very depressed, why as long as he got involved with Chen Yingxiong, he obviously wanted to deliberately punish him, but in the end it became his own unlucky...

This is all right!

No, I have to fight back!

"Well, I was in his closet... uh, what the hell! But you didn't see the hero's expression at the time. When he found out that there was... in his closet, that expression was really wonderful. , Hahahahaha!" Suarez laughed exaggeratedly.

Sure enough, he succeeded in making everyone laugh at Chen Yingxiong instead. After all, this is a hero's misfortune. It would be uncomfortable for anyone else if his closet was full of urine smell.

Kuyt also ran up and sniffed Chen Yingxiong in an exaggerated manner: "Let me smell it..."

Chen Yingxiong pushed him away: "Smell your sister! I'm not wearing any clothes in the closet!"

Seeing her depressed expression, Suarez's heart finally brightened up - now the two were tied again.

But when the training started, he quickly discovered that something was wrong...

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The focus in Melwood today is the smell of urine.

No matter who it was, they all smiled and avoided Chen Yingxiong and Suarez. They avoided Chen Yingxiong because everyone thought he smelled of urine. Although Chen Yingxiong kept explaining that he didn't smell like urine, he even chased after him to explain. As a result, everyone who was chased by him dispersed in a hurry.

Suarez thinks it's normal for everyone to avoid Chen Yingxiong, but why do people still avoid him? This makes no sense!

It was Kuyt who revealed the reason why everyone was avoiding him. He waved Suarez away from him and said with a smile: "Aha, don't come here, Luis! I don't want to be peed on by you!"

"Fuck!" Suarez gave him the middle finger angrily.

As a result, during paired training, no one wanted to form a group with them. Even head coach Dalglish found it strange. At first, he thought that these two people were excluded by their teammates, but Chen Yingxiong and Suarez are both cheerful and optimistic people who like to joke and are very popular in the team. How could they be excluded? Later, when he saw everyone refusing with smiles, he thought that maybe this was a collective joke between his teammates and the two of them?

But he didn't go into details. Since no one was willing to team up with them, let the two of them team up. Besides, the next game is about to start anyway, so when we go to the hotel, we might as well let the two of them share a room. The two strike partners coming together can further increase their tacit understanding. Dalglish saw the tacit understanding of assisting each other that they showed in the last game against Manchester United, and he decided to carry it forward...

In this way, Chen Yingxiong and Suarez stood face to face.

"Damn! It's all your fault!" Seeing his teammates around him laughing and watching the fun, Chen Yingxiong became angry. He didn't expect that he would also become the target of cancellation by his teammates.

Suarez was even more upset - why did I put myself and him together after all this trouble? This is not right!

"None of my business!" he retorted.

"If you weren't in my closet..." Chen Yingxiong waved his hand.

"You said this yourself!" Suarez put the blame on Chen Yingxiong, completely forgetting that he was the one who wanted to make this public in the first place...

"How could I have imagined that these people are so mean..." Chen Yingxiong spread his hands, feeling speechless and aggrieved.

Suarez covered his face with his hands: In fact, for him, this was shooting himself in the foot. He originally planned to use this incident to tease Chen Yingxiong and get angry, but he didn't expect that it would end up like this...

At this time, he heard someone from the onlookers seem to say: "The relationship between Louis and the hero is so good!"

He really looked like he turned around and yelled: "My relationship with him is not as good as you think!"

But he sighed and finally said nothing.

Because he suddenly didn't have the energy to refute what his teammates said.

He felt that since he planned to compete with Chen Yingxiong, everything he had done deliberately had ended in bad results. He originally thought it should be like this, but he didn't expect it to turn out like that...

What a fucking failure!

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After the training, Dalglish announced the 18th squad for the home game against Norwich the day after tomorrow.

Of course Chen Yingxiong and Suarez are both on the list. This time Adam Johnson did not make the roster, and his expression was a little lonely. In fact, he had known for a long time that he would not be on the roster for this game... Going to play with Chen Yingxiong and Chen Yingxiong was a bit of a waste of money - he couldn't make it to the game anyway, so he might as well just indulge.

Chen Yingxiong also noticed Adam Johnson's lonely expression. He stood next to Johnson, reached out and patted his shoulder without saying a word.

He didn't understand why Dalglish had such a dislike for Adam Johnson - he didn't read any of the media reports speculating that Dalglish and Niang had conflicts. He rarely looks at what the media says about him now, because he has passed the period of caring about the media's opinions and opinions.

He is no longer the unknown player he was when he debuted at Zenit St. Petersburg. He is eager for the media to pay attention to him and report on him. He wishes that his name would be heard all over the world overnight.

Now, he has entered a situation where he "hopes the media will give him more private time"...

He just feels that Adam Johnson has a good relationship with him and cooperates well with him in training...

If Adam Johnson can play, I believe he can score more goals and scoring goals will become easier.

Maybe the head coach has his own considerations?

Apart from comforting his friends, Chen Yingxiong has nothing else to do at the moment.

I just hope Johnson doesn't stay here for just one season and then leave...