Chapter 663: Constantly Unexpected Draft Results and a Laughing James!
James Harden? !
Looking at the extremely vulgar-looking young man on the laptop that had been recording with his left hand covering his heart and his right hand reaching behind his back, Durant had a very ugly look on his face.
He doesn't like the coquettish James Harden!
When the team was training at Arizona State University, he was very disgusted with this young man who was a thief.
It’s so awesome that something can happen!
Even more annoying than that guy Rondo.
I hang around yes all day long, using yes's simplicity and kindness to brush up templates and achievements around yes.
Durant and Rondo have conflicts on many issues, but there is one thing they agree on very much.
That is this guy whose pp is bigger than Millsap, very dangerous!
Although he is lying in a hospital bed now, he is of course very concerned about this year's Seattle SuperSonics draft.
He doesn't want the Seattle SuperSonics to become the weakest defending champion in history like the Heat!
Without him, the Seattle SuperSonics are very problematic. Yes needs a Pippen next to him.
He is even more interested in Pippen's choice than the media around the world.
He doesn't care who yes chooses to be his Pippen, because he has never been the Pippen next to yes. Now, he wants to be the Jordan next to yes!
Before the Seattle SuperSonics got the Cavaliers' No. 11 pick, he was really worried that James Harden would go to the Seattle SuperSonics.
He knows that the team's general manager Presti and the team's boss Yes are both tempted by James Harden.
Presti even gave James Harden a commitment.
Although a commitment does not represent a 100% decision, it at least represents the direction of efforts.
After the Sonics got the Cavaliers' No. 11 pick, Durant no longer had such worries, because there are so many options available with the No. 11 pick!
James Harden is simply not worthy of a pick like No. 11.
Durant, like many coconut fans, has great expectations for this year's SuperSonics' No. 11 pick.
Especially Durant, he took advantage of this half month to photoshop all of this year's hot rookies.
Not to mention he has a photoshop photo of Mayo wearing a SuperSonics jersey, he even has a photo of Rose!
Don't say he is Dios.
Can people still have dreams?
He can't drink the bath water of yes, but he still doesn't allow people to dream?
What if?
All in all, when Mayo was constantly missed by the team and fell to the 11th pick, Durant really felt like his dream had come true.
He immediately couldn't wait to post the photo of Mayo wearing a SuperSonics jersey that he had already photoshopped.
Not only does he like mayo, but his coconut fans also like it too!
After he posted the PS photo of Mayo wearing a SuperSonics jersey, in just a few minutes, there were tens of thousands of comments and hundreds of thousands of retweets!
"Brother Fifteen is mighty and leads the prophet!"
"666, Brother Fifteen is too 6!"
"Brother Fifteen deals the cards online, Mayo come to the bowl quickly!"
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…
For a while, his tweet was full of likes and comments.
From here we can also see how popular Mayo is.
Any normal person knows who the Seattle SuperSonics should select with the No. 11 pick.
But in the end...
Durant took a few deep breaths to stabilize his emotions, and cut out the scene where James Harden was covering his heart from side to side, and then touching his back.
Then he directly posted the less than 1-minute video to his YouTube account without any editing.
"This is the reason, the only reason, this kid knows it very well!"
After posting this short video with a cold face, as a big V and hot video, Durant forwarded the video to his Twitter.
Durant certainly doesn't think there is something wrong with yes's decision to choose Harden instead of Mayo.
If a normal person chooses Harden instead of Mayo, there must be something wrong with their brains.
But that person is yes, and of course it is not him who is wrong, it can only be Harden!
If he hadn't been tempting Yes, would Yes have chosen him between Mayo and him?
He didn't slander this little chicken thief either!
This video, which he did not modify in any way, is the best evidence!
This kid knows exactly what means he used to get yes' favor!
So, when the NBA’s No. 1 fan, “Not Fifteen, Is Second,” uploaded this video to YouTube and forwarded it to Twitter, the entire network exploded!
It's not a modifying word or an adjective, it's really amazing!
Originally, when fans all over the world are disappointed that Yes chose Harden instead of Mayo, this is the time when they need to vent the most.
Now, this outlet is finally here!
"During this year's Western Conference semifinals, there was news that James Harden had been training with Yes at Arizona State University's training facility!"
"I remember, at that time Rondo also sarcastically said that there was a big problem with the style of NCAA players now!"
"After watching this video, I finally understand why yes gave up Mayo at all costs!"
"Last year, Yes could choose Durant for long hands and give up a group of strong rookies such as Yi and Horford. This year, it is understandable to give up Mayo for a big deal. James Harden is so shameless!"
"The whole world knows what Yes's preferences are. Other rookies are working hard in trial training, trying hard to use their own strength to be recognized by the team, but James Harden keeps showing off his big skills in front of Yes. ...It’s so shameless, I’m even ashamed to say it!”
"No wonder James Harden performed so poorly in the Seattle training camp. He didn't care at all about his strength and talent. It's not that he really didn't care, but at that time, he already knew that he had successfully seduced Yes. As long as he could If the temptation is successful, do other strengths and talents matter? Look at Durant, an ordinary person with long arms and legs, who was suddenly trained by yes to become an offensive superstar!"
"If we could defend James Harden before, he was passive and it was not his fault that he was selected by yes. Now, based on previous news and this video of James Harden, we have reason to believe that in NBA history, The filthiest and most shameless player is born!"
crazy!
The entire network seems to be going crazy at this time!
Rondo, who was also paying attention to this draft, was really shocked when he saw that it was not the fifteenth but the black wind brought by the second guy!
Damn it, this situation is even more terrifying than when he was at the peak of being hacked!
The madness of the entire coconut powder group coupled with the ridicule of the entire neutral group, what kind of spectacular situation will this be?
Not to mention that it can't compare to the peak of his hacking, even the worst time when Du Shishi was hacked last season, it can't compare, right?
Damn it, after all, when he and Du Shishi were hacked so badly, the coconut fans still watched a few of their games to confirm that they were indeed trash.
James Harden really had no chance this time and was put into another book!
This is too miserable!
However, you deserve it!
Rondo used his trumpet account to give a thumbs up to the video of "Not Fifteen Is Second" on Twitter, and retweeted it with his large account.
Of course, the big one couldn't like it, but used a shocked emoticon.
After Rondo was shocked, he soon discovered that Durant, the guy who is now lying in the hospital, also retweeted him and used the same shocked emoticon as him.
Afterwards, a bunch of Seattle SuperSonics players and league superstars followed Durant's lead and retweeted him.
Seeing that the number of retweets on his Twitter continued to rise, Rondo, who had just met Lie Xinxi, became scared...
"Second Master was tricked by that boy Du Shishi!"
Looking at the rising number of reposts and comments on the computer, Rondo's face is very dark now!
"I just like Rondo's straightforwardness!"
"Rondo, you really haven't forgotten about being tricked by Harden in a one-on-one duel. Help us teach Harden a lesson in the SuperSonics next season!"
"Rajan, although your one-on-one performance is the worst among professional players in the world, but just because of your Twitter, if you come to China to see me, I will let you win once!"
What a win!
Seeing Randolph Morris, his former college teammate who has now gone to China, say this, Rondo feels quite uncomfortable now.
Damn Du Shiwu!
He actually used my emoticon!
Same shocked emoji.
He used it on yes to select Harden.
It has a completely different meaning than what Durant said about yes selecting Harden!
Du Shiwu was shocked that he dared to question yes, this is ridiculous.
When did I question yes?
What should the second master do now?
Keep going, this is going to be a battle with yes!
He doesn't want to have a showdown with yes now!
Although there will be a battle on the 29th, a protracted war is the most beneficial to the second master!
But will deleting the tweet make the second master look cowardly?
Rondo is feeling very uncomfortable now. He feels so uncomfortable that he wants to secretly go to the hospital and remove the other leg of Durant, who is not recuperating well and is busy doing things.
On the Internet, with the two major Internet celebrities, Not Fifteen Second and Rondo, espn also came out to cause trouble.
"Long arms, long legs, strong bones vs. stupid, big butt, who do you choose?"
This is the latest tweet from ESPN. Long arms, long legs, strong bones, and a stupid head with a big butt. These are yes’s two major hobbies, and the whole world knows them.
The picture on ESPN is very interesting, with Durant and Rondo on one side and Millsap and Harden on the other.
After the ESPN poll came out, the already explosive network became even more explosive!
"Espn is too slutty, what the hell, is this a partisan fight?!"
Kobe, who had been watching the show online, was stunned.
Based on his understanding of yes, he knew before the draft that yes would definitely make some tricks in this draft.
I just didn't expect this operation to be so exciting.
Don’t want Mayo, want Mayo’s bankrupt version of Harden…
However, even Bisao, who has been criticized by ESPN all year round, admires him.
In the end, after Kobe thought about it for a while, he voted for the 'I want it all' option.
Well, it’s not that he likes it, he ordered it for yes, hehe.
The public opinion outside is very chaotic now, very, very chaotic. Naturally, the people at the draft are unaware of the chaos outside.
In fact, in the draft, such chaos is not small at all.
The entire conference became chaotic after Yeos selected Harden.
Everyone in the audience was whispering fiercely.
The Lopez brothers and their family, who previously thought they were the luckiest in today's draft, now feel that they are really happy too early. What is the luckiest?
James Harden is the luckiest!
Look at the ever-changing expression on Mayo's face now. Look at James Harden who was already crying when he walked onto the stage. He kept thanking God and fate, and finally looked deeply at "yes" and made sense. , it’s really worth it to be lucky like this once in a person’s life.
“Where is the best place in our Chinese Feng Shui?”
"Of course it's Jingdezhen. Emperors, generals, ministers and ordinary people from all dynasties and generations are rushing for the water and soil of this place."
"I think James Harden's ancestral grave must be buried in Jingdezhen."
"..."
Many Chinese reporters at the scene were feeling frustrated and helpless, and in the end they could only laugh at themselves in this way.
Speaking of helplessness, the most helpless person right now is actually David Stern.
As the president of the league, he can decide many things and control many things.
Last season, many Eastern Conference teams were bad. In order to combat the bad performance, he could forcibly change the rules to hack these Eastern Conference teams. In the past, the top three picks in the draft were drawn publicly.
After his strong attack, the rules were changed so that the top four picks were an open draw.
In this way, except for the fact that the top pick is the Heat, he manipulated the second, third and fourth picks to go to the Western Conference. As for the several bad teams in the Eastern Conference, they will just stay there.
For another example, last season, he wanted to have a player he could trust next to yes, so he signed the second pick to the Seattle SuperSonics. These are places he can control for the healthy development of the league.
However, even if he can control everything, he really can't control yes's vision and habits!
The previous ten teams that missed Mayo all had their own reasons.
But Yes gave up Mayo and chose Harden. That's because I really don't know the reason. Even if he is not a professional, he also knows that Harden is the beggar and bankrupt version of Mayo. The two have similar styles, and Mayo wins overall.
Even if yes uses the 11th pick to select DeAndre Jordan, whose reputation has plummeted, he will be more able to accept it.
Of course, now that the deal is done, David Stern is really helpless when he sees that the whole world is noisy, but he is sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai Yes.
Yes's vision is worse than Jordan's, and both of them are the kind of people who don't know how bad they are.
But what is better than Jordan is that he can really train people, and he can train even the worst players.
This is the only consolation for David Stern and a lot of coconut flour.
"I hope that with the help of yes, this young James Harden can become an excellent role player averaging about 17 or 8 points per game..."
David Stern prayed silently in his heart.
Ye's decision to give up Mayo to select Harden caused a huge sensation in the draft.
But the draft will continue!
"In the 2008 NBA draft, with the twelfth pick in the first round, the Minnesota Timberwolves selected USC guard OJ Mayo!"
Timberwolves!
This is the worst possible outcome!
When David Stern read this name, Mayo's heart was filled with negative emotions!
yes!
James Harden!
Gritting his teeth, Mayo walked heavily to the high platform. On the other side, the Timberwolves almost cried when they selected Mayo with the No. 12 pick!
"thanks God!"
"Thank you yes!"
At this moment, in the minds of the Timberwolves, God is equal to yes.
"In the 2008 NBA draft, with the 13th pick in the first round, the Utah Jazz selected the University of Texas point guard, DJ Augustin!"
“In the 2008 NBA draft, with the fourteenth pick in the first round, the Portland Trail Blazers selected University of Kansas guard Eric Gordon, an Indiana University guard!”
All fourteen lottery picks have been selected. At this time, they are still not selected. The players who are still sitting in the small green room are very nervous.
For example, DeAndre Jordan, whose hands are shaking nervously now.
This year's NCAA was blown away by Kevin Love, it seemed like a nightmare!
And it's not the ordinary kind of nightmare that disappears immediately after waking up, but the kind of long-term nightmare that always follows him and haunts him!
After missing out on the lottery pick, Jordan knew clearly that any outcome was possible.
Now David Stern's voice is still singing loudly, but Jordan's heart is getting heavier and heavier.
"In the 2008 NBA draft, the Boston Celtics selected University of Nevada big man JaVale McGee in the first round with the 22nd overall pick!"
With the selection of JaVale McGee, the only unselected player in the entire Little Green Room is DeAndre Jordan.
And Ye Si, like everyone at the scene, was looking at Jordan with burning eyes, who was now like an ant in a frying pan.
This kind of suffering...
It's really quite sympathetic.
This kind of pressure can crush people.
Now Jordan is really feeling a little overwhelmed.
McGee was also voted away, and now he has become the only star of the Little Green Room team!
And the draft picks have reached more than 20 places!
He won't really fall to the end of the first round or the second round, right? !
Now Jordan is really desperate!
And just when Little Jordan was desperate, something seemed to flash through his mind, and Little Jordan seemed to come alive!
"In the 2008 NBA draft, with the twenty-sixth pick in the first round, the Los Angeles Lakers selected the forward from France, Nicolas Batum!"
With the 26th pick, the Lakers still haven't selected Jordan, the only one still sitting in the Little Green Room!
When the draft pick came to the 26th pick, it wasn't just Jordan who discovered something. Many people at the scene discovered something!
"DeAndre Jordan doesn't want his money to go to the Seattle SuperSonics, to Yes?!"
"After the Seattle SuperSonics and the Cavaliers completed the transaction, the Seattle SuperSonics need a player to fill the vacancy of David Lee. In addition, Kwame Brown has been rumored to have completed a pre-signed contract with the Mavericks. The Seattle SuperSonics need an insider to supplement. Jordan is the best of all the big men left!"
"Although DeAndre Jordan was overshadowed by Kevin Love in this year's NCAA, there is no doubt about his talent and physical fitness. Even if Seattle center Gasol, who will join the SuperSonics this year, will be under DeAndre Jordan's There’s not enough to see in front of you.”
“Now it’s up to the Spurs!”
"As long as the Spurs don't draft DeAndre Jordan, DeAndre Jordan will end up with the Seattle SuperSonics!"
"The Spurs will definitely not pick DeAndre Jordan. The Spurs' goal this year is a point guard with extremely strong athletic ability. The Spurs need vitality. They have been eyeing the University of Washington point guard Justin Dentmon for three years. How could he be selected? Choose DeAndre Jordan at the most critical moment?"
Hell and heaven are sometimes separated by a wall.
A few minutes ago, Jordan really felt like he had been sent to hell.
There is no way, this year's NCAA performance is too miserable.
However, unexpectedly, he would suddenly climb from hell to the temple of heaven again!
Before this year's draft, he really didn't think he could be selected by the Seattle SuperSonics!
The Seattle SuperSonics have two draft picks, one is the 11th pick and the other is the 28th pick.
Although Jordan knew that his value was plummeting, he neither believed that he could be selected with the 11th pick, nor did he think that he would drop to the 28th pick.
But now, he has really been dropped to the 28th pick!
Should I cry or laugh?
Of course you should laugh!
Not only is Jordan ready to laugh, but even the agent around Jordan is ready to laugh!
Damn it, is this going to change from the unluckiest player this year to one of the luckiest players this year?
Even on the Internet, the famous coconut fan has temporarily given up complaining about Harden, and instead focused on the Seattle SuperSonics' 28th overall pick.
Mayo could be selected with the 11th pick, but yes missed it!
This time, you won’t miss it again, right?
Selecting DeAndre Jordan with the 28th pick, is there any better choice than this? !
Of course not!
Moreover, among the remaining good rookies, there are no big pp players. This is the most important thing!
Therefore, after the Lakers selected Batum, Durant posted a photo of Jordan wearing a Seattle SuperSonics jersey that he had photoshopped in advance!
Jordan is very famous in the American basketball world.
Although it is far inferior to Mayo, it is not comparable to a cat or a dog. In the past, without lottery picks, it was impossible for you to yy with Jordan!
This time, after Jordan led the team to overturn in the NCAA, he didn't expect to fall here!
"As long as yes selects DeAndre Jordan, it will be treated as if we selected DeAndre Jordan with the 11th pick and Harden with the 28th pick!"
"Thinking about it this way, it seems like we haven't lost anything!"
"Jordan is definitely worth the 11th pick, and Harden is also worth the 28th pick. This seems really good!"
After Durant posted a photo of Jordan, fans across the United States temporarily diverted their attention away from James Harden.
For a time, the whole world's focus was on the Spurs' selection.
No one in the Spurs expected that their 27th overall pick could attract so much attention.
Damn it, if they draft Jordan with the 27th pick, they will definitely become the most unpopular team in the world, right?
Although they are now one of the most unpopular teams in the NBA in the world, but...
There is really no need for them to go one step further in order to increase this level of dislike.
They have their own choice.
"In the 2008 NBA draft, with the 27th pick in the first round, the San Antonio Spurs selected guard Justin Dentmon from the University of Washington!"
David Stern's voice this time was very loud, unusually loud, especially when he read Dantemont's name, it was as if he was reading the name of the top pick!
Dentmon, who watched the draft with his teammates at the University of Washington in Seattle, was extremely excited after being selected.
"Justin, congratulations, you become a hero in Seattle from now on!"
Being teased so naughtily by Curry, Dentemon felt a little embarrassed.
Damn it, is this a Seattle hero?
If DeAndre Jordan can be brought to Seattle, he will indeed be worthy of the title of city hero.
Watching Jordan standing up and raising his hands in the air after David Stern read out his name on TV, Dentmont also smiled bitterly and shook his head.
"Master could have brought back both Mayo and DeAndre Jordan this year!"
After congratulating Dentemon, Curry felt really regretful.
Not only Curry, but most coconut flour is quite regrettable.
In this year's draft, the Seattle SuperSonics can really get the best results!
Mayo + DeAndre Jordan!
A year ago, to get these two people, at least two top-five draft picks were needed!
Such talent was originally placed in front of them, but in the end, they missed it.
Fortunately, although missing Mayo made coconut fans all over the world full of regrets, being able to go to Little Jordan was also a bit of comfort.
There are no big players among the remaining popular rookies, and the Sonics are in urgent need of insiders. It can be said that the whole world knows what the contents of the envelope are without David Stern reading it out. .
Haven't you seen that Jordan has changed from his previous decadence and dejection, and now he is like a warrior who has overcome life and death, holding his head high in battle?
I have to say that Jordan is indeed capable of showing off.
For such a talented young player, David Stern is really getting happier the more he watches.
No reason to be unhappy.
Next to Jordan, there is also a Rodman who can show off!
Does it need repeating how great Rodman’s commercial value is?
It can be said that as long as he has strength and can show off, Jordan can definitely become the next Rodman with Yes!
As long as Jordan doesn't have as many bad hobbies as Rodman, his existence will be of great benefit to the league!
At least, from what David Stern learned, he didn't discover Jordan's destructive hobbies.
Therefore, a player like Jordan is really born to be teammates with yes!
Looking at the envelope in his hand, David Stern also had a smile on his face.
This time, maybe it will be his happiest moment tonight.
When he read out the name, David Stern felt that not only would it be the happiest moment for him tonight, but it would also be the happiest moment for many people around the world!
"The Seattle SuperSonics, who have no talent except yes, can finally get another huge talent!"
Although Jordan is now at the draft scene, he feels the world's attention. He has not yet become a SuperSonics player, and he has felt such attention. All the cameras in the audience are focused on him. If he really becomes a SuperSonics player, Sonic players, what's the point? !
So excited!
Little Jordan is really excited now!
"In the 2008 NBA draft, with the 28th pick in the first round, the Seattle SuperSonics selected..."
Because he knew that the whole world was paying attention to the name he was going to say next, David Stern paused deliberately when he said this.
With a naughty smile on his face, he looked at Little Jordan, who was singing and dancing in the audience and was also nervous.
Seeing David Stern and DeAndre Jordan like this, the audience burst into laughter.
only……
When David Stern opened the envelope and looked down at the name that had been opened, the expression on David Stern's face was frozen.
The naughty smile on David Stern's face hasn't disappeared yet, it just stays there.
Looking at the expression on David Stern's face now, all the laughter in the scene disappeared.
Even Durant was confused by David Stern's expression at this time.
"David Stern isn't trying to tease us, is he?"
"This, this acting is too good, isn't it?!"
Durant was a little embarrassed by David Stern's acting.
Durant now even feels that if David Stern deceived him, he would put on protective boots to fight with Stern!
Now it's not just Durant who wants to duel with David Stern, Jordan is even more upset now.
Damn it, I've been so miserable this whole night, and you still want to play tricks on me, is that interesting?
Can't you pronounce my name happily?
"In the 2008 NBA draft, the Seattle SuperSonics selected an insider from Spain, Serge Ibaka..."
Quiet, the ultimate quiet!
When David Stern read out the name, the entire draft scene seemed to hear a pin drop at that moment.
Jordan, who had been standing before, fell directly onto the chair behind him after hearing David Stern pronounce the name.
No, not me...
Why is it different from what was promised?
Why should we go back on our word when we have clearly agreed?
Little Jordan really wants to cry now.
“I hate people who don’t mean what they say!”
But it was obvious that no one had made an agreement with him, it was just his own illusion, an illusion produced under extreme pressure.After David Stern read Ibaka's name, in addition to Jordan who didn't know what to say now, James in front of the TV also didn't know what to say.James really didn’t know what to say.Although he doesn’t really want his teammates to become better. I don’t want the talents around Yes to get better.But, damn it, Mayo + Jordan were suddenly turned into Harden + Ibaka by yes!This guy is a waste of natural resources! When the time comes that I defeat you, don’t blame me for bullying! When I think about being on the stage of a certain finals, standing opposite me are Milicic, Ibaka, Durant, Yes, Harden, Rondo, Millsap, Gasol... and a bunch of other talents. James wants to laugh at such a crooked player. I really can’t hold it in anymore! Yes's vision for drafting is really much more willful than Jordan's! "By the way, who is Ibaka?" The agent next to him pointed at the TV. When James looked back, he understood everything... These hands and legs are so long!This figure is really thin, and his free throw shooting is really tough!Looking at the funny edited video of Ibaka found by tnt, James finally couldn't hold it in anymore. For a time, deafening laughter echoed in a high-end hotel in Miami...