Chapter 633 Fighting for a Fart, One Finger Can Handle You

Looking at the other side drinking and eating meat, Yan Chixia snorted: "Don't worry about Yujianshu, I can't afford your sword if I'm so poor!"

As he spoke, he got up and patted the dust on his buttocks, turned around and walked towards the meditation room, out of sight and out of mind, just this time he swallowed half a catty of saliva, and he still didn't suffer from the greedy eyes.

Seeing that Yan Chixia really wanted to go back to the meditation room, Xin Hanshuang was very happy, but he was thinking about other people's things, so how could he let the bearded man go away.

Turning his eyes, he greeted: "The bearded man comes over and eats together!"

Yan Chixia paused, turned around slowly, and looked at Xin Han suspiciously: "Are you serious? Do you have any other intentions?"

This guy is really tempted, it's not that he is heartless and doesn't hold grudges, Guan Jianyan Chixia is happy without wine, unhappy with meat, and has a bold and informal personality.

If Xin Han really invited him to drink and eat meat, he would really not be able to resist the temptation. As for the matter of being beaten before, in front of the good food and wine, the magic horse is just a cloud.

"Come if you want to come, if you don't come and pull it down, who will beg you to do it!" Xin Han picked up the wine pot and opened the lid with a "bo" sound, gathered the wine pot half a foot above his head, and poured it into his mouth with his head raised.

This posture is very similar to the heroic and coquettish Lin Damei in the movie "Swordsman: The Unbeaten East" when she is drinking in the water.

Drinking in this posture belongs to the shape of a colander, and what has been drunk has not been spilled out. Xin Han drank it in a big mouthful, and the juice that flowed out also sprinkled on his clothes along his cheeks. But in this era, Wei Jin is unrestrained and unrestrained, and Wanwan's eyes are full of little stars.

Guan Jian and Xin Han used this posture to drink, and when the wine was spilled, the aroma of the wine would be released instantly. It is said that later generations of Moutai became famous internationally because the wine jar was opened at the exposition, and the aroma of the wine immediately conquered many foreigners present.

Now that he did this, the aroma of the wine overflowed, and Yan Chixia's wine worm was immediately hooked up, watching the little white face spoiling the wine without knowing what it meant, the bearded man felt as if he was pulled by a knife.

"Hey, take your time, you are fooling around, such a good wine is all wasted!"

Yan Chixia couldn't bear the alcoholism and gluttony. She strode over and sat opposite Xin Han awkwardly: "You said to invite me to eat meat! Get to know my name is Yan Chixia, of course you can continue to call me meat." I have a big beard, I don't mind!"

Wanwan handed Yan Chixia a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and the bearded man picked up the chopsticks and threw the beef into his mouth regardless of the heat. The hot and fragrant soup and the rich meat aroma made the bearded man very addicted.

Xin Han nodded secretly,

This bearded man was not like that Xia Houjian, and he didn't suspect that he had poisoned himself, so he just put his chopsticks down. He was a straightforward and straightforward person.

Xin Han didn't care about him, and asked Wanwan to have dinner together, but he didn't let go of the flagon pot. He took a sip of the wine and the meat.

"You're so unhappy, you invited me to eat meat, why did you enjoy the fine wine by yourself?" After eating a few big mouthfuls of beef, Yan Chixia finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, but from his weak voice, it could be seen that this Insufficient confidence in goods.

"I deserve yours! I want to drink, okay, tell me about your flying sword, I'm interested in this!" Xin Han waved his hand, and put another bottle of fine wine in his hand, and put it directly in front of Yan Chixia .

The bearded man swallowed his saliva and pursed his lips. Obviously he was struggling in his heart and was fighting against the wine worm. After a while, he suddenly reached out to pick up the wine bottle: "Just say it, it's not a big deal anyway, this sword control technique and this flying sword I also found it from a deserted Taoist temple, and I am not afraid of your jokes, but I buried this flying sword because of my lack of skill."

After he finished speaking, he quickly opened the wine bottle, took a few gulps, and shouted: "Exciting!"

Xin Han picked up a piece of beef with chopsticks, put it in his mouth to chew a few mouthfuls, and then asked: "And I think your flying sword spells are all Taoist things, why did you use the Buddhist spell 'Prajna Paramita' to drive it?" Woolen cloth?"

The bearded old man blushed: "Isn't my mana low? The threshold of Buddhist spells is low. It's just right to activate the flying sword. When I reach the second level of sword control, I can use it... that's fine!"

He hadn't drunk too much yet, so he didn't say what he had done.

After a meal, under the offensive of hot pot and Moutai, Yan Chixia almost didn't tell her that she didn't wear underwear, but she didn't let go of the sword control technique.

When he was drunk, he stood up crazily, danced a sword technique, and howled blindly, saying something like "the sky is as good as it is, the way of swordsmanship is humane, and the chicken crows and the dog steals."

This makes Xin Han angry, eating hot pot and singing, is there such a beautiful thing? You are so happy, but you disagree with the business, aren't you taking advantage and not giving money!

After Yan Chixia danced the sword and sang, she licked her old face and asked Xin Han if it sounded good.

Originally, with Yan Chixia's heroic appearance, singing this song in the movie really has the demeanor of a master.

But now being beaten by Xin Han on the face like a ghost is horrible, in this secluded ancient temple, the image of a master is gone.

People saw an evil spirit jumping around and howling in a barren mountain temple with a sword. Such scenes can only make people feel goosebumps all over their bodies and cold wind on their necks.

Xin Han curled his lips: "If you are more out of tune, you will look more like a ghost. You have got a horn and you are screaming. You are not afraid of attracting wolves!"

Yan Chixia was so angry: "The bag on my forehead is not all because of you!"

Xin Han gestured and beckoned: "Come on, let's discuss it, I'm going to decide on your fencing skills! I'll get it no matter what." Speaking of this, he paused and sighed: "Hey , Why don’t you say you’re not a villain? It’s so easy to just beat him to death and rob him.”

After hearing what he said, it was Yan Chixia's turn to feel the cold wind on her neck: "I know you are good at martial arts, but don't act recklessly, I will really resist! Don't scare me!"

Yan Chixia looked at Xin Han defensively, like a daughter-in-law about to be molested.

However, Xin Han ignored him: "To tell you the truth, I am also a practitioner, and I like sword immortals the most in my life, but I just don't know how to practice. How about it...I saw you are so old. Cultivation, I don’t know how many years you can live, seeing how bad you are, I will help you extend your life by two hundred years, what do you think of your sword control?”

"Extending life for two hundred years...Are you sure you're not drinking too much nonsense? Or are you trying to deceive me with lies?" Yan Chixia asked incredulously, staring at her eyes.

"Cheating you to have money? You should also know that it is not difficult to deal with you with my strength, but my young master is a man with principles. There is a reason to attack some evil people. To deal with you who are kind-hearted and chivalrous A hero of righteousness, but still can't bear to do it."

Xin Han beat his chest and pointed at Yan Chixia: "Why are you not a bad person..."

Yan Chixia was sweating profusely, and then you can kill me for murder, right?

He asked in surprise, "You know me?"

Xin Han curled his lips: "The chief arrester of the six sects, the number one swordsman in the world, what a great name!"

Yan Chixia blushed; "Hey, it's all because of others' flattery!"

Xin Han urged: "No one is talking nonsense to you, I'm busy, can you give me a good word."

Yan Chixia covered her forehead: "I drank a little too much, and my head is not sober. Can you consider answering?"

Xin Han nodded: "Okay, as long as you know that I am bound to win this sword formula, two hundred years of longevity is what you need most now. Having these two hundred years is enough for you to cultivate to a certain level, and it is better than your body." The way of death is eliminated, it is better to leave something cheap for future generations!"

Xin Han is planning to use the perfect T virus to exchange with Yan Chixia, so that no karma is the best way for practitioners. The perfect T virus is rubbish that can be mass-produced for him, but for others Speaking of it, it is a treasure that can increase Yangshou, so he can feel at ease by exchanging this sword formula, and it is not considered an advantage.

After dinner, returning to the meditation room, Xin Han was still lying on the soft cushion and dozed off, while Wanwan rubbed his legs. Although he was not tired, he enjoyed being served by a beautiful woman.

"My lord, does what you said before really count?" Wanwan asked in a soft voice, shyly and charmingly.

"What?" Xin Han asked lazily without opening his eyes.

Wanwan nudged Xin Han slightly: "Young master is necrotic, it's just...you said that I was your... wife, I can be innocent, you say that, it's called How you will behave in the future, you have to keep your word."

The corner of Xin Han's mouth twitched: "Girl, you think too much. Let's leave this world. As long as you and I don't say it, the word won't get out, and who will know. Besides, aren't you a witch? When did you ever care about your reputation! Hey~~Keep kneading, it's very comfortable."

Wanwan pushed hard angrily: "Rub it yourself, my aunt won't wait on you anymore." After speaking, she pulled her cushion farther away as if angry, and then sat down angrily, with two watery eyes Staring at Xin Han, he started to get lucky.

Xin Han ignored her, and practiced the kung fu of cultivating the mind by himself, and the true energy in his body also circulated automatically, constantly strengthening his cultivation.

At this moment, a voice shouting from outside Lanruo Temple came from afar: "Yan Chixia...old friend is here, show up and fight quickly."

The owner of that voice had profound skills, and he called several times, and the voice formed a wave of air that echoed over Lanruo Temple for a long time.

Then I heard the door of the meditation room opposite opened, and Yan Chixia's deep voice shouted into the distance: "Mr. Yan is here again, any friend who is here, please come and see me!"

Not long after he uttered his voice, he heard the sound of body breaking through the air, and a person had already landed in the court: "Yan Chixia, I'm here to compete with you for the title of the world's number one swordsman, eh... aren't you Yan Chixia, who are you?"

"I'm your uncle, who else can I be if I'm not Yan Chixia, Xia Houjian, you are a lingering ghost, losing to me sixteen times in a year is even worse, and women don't have menstruation as often as you do!"

Xin Han couldn't keep up his mind and spirit, and he knew that the person who came was Xia Houjian, but he didn't expect that Yan Chixia, a bearded man, looked rough and scolded people so viciously, so he woke up laughing, and Wan Wan, who was angry with him, Can't help but smile, with a humorous smile on his face.

"It really is you, do you think I can't recognize you if you pretend to be a Yasha evil spirit? Look at the sword!"

Yan Chixia was almost disfigured by Xin Han's beating. Hearing Xia Houjian's words at this time was extremely harsh, as if deliberately disgusting him, she immediately said angrily: "Hit me, whoever is afraid of you, I will beat you to death too!" It's impossible to look like this!"

The two clanked and gestured in front of the meditation room, and immediately the sound of metal clashing continued, which made Xin Han feel annoyed.

After holding back for a while, I couldn't bear it any longer, so I got up and opened the door and went out: "What the hell are you guys, such a big noise disturbs people's cleanliness! Do you want to fight with swords or with iron!"

He dodged, rushed between the two, raised his index finger, flew up and down, and attacked Yan Chixia and Xiahoujian at the same time.

Xin Han moved so fast that Xia Houjian and Yan Chixia couldn't see the movements clearly, so they could only dance their swords desperately to protect their bodies.

Hearing the sound of ding ding, Xin Han pointed every finger on the spines of the two swords, no matter what the two did, they could only defend, they couldn't even return the sword.

At this time, Ning Caichen was being chased into Lanruo Temple by wild wolves. When he saw the scene of the three fighting each other, his jaw almost dropped. He was wondering whether these three were humans or ghosts. Clear appearance.

Xin Han didn't bother to continue fighting with the two of them. He flicked the 'clang' twice with his fingers like the sound of metal collisions of Hong Zhong Dalu. And Fei, one left and one right, are all inserted in the old trees on the left and right.

Both of them looked at Xin Han incredulously, and their eyes were full of unbelievable horror. They didn't expect that the sword in their hands could not touch a finger of the other's! (To be continued.) Enable new URL