Chapter 104 Mang Derong Wants to Go to College
"Warnes, are you still shameless?" Zhuo Yang struck preemptively.
"you……"
"What are you, you, such a big Dortmund, bullying our B team with all the main players, you are really making a big show!"
"I……"
"What am I? I made it clear that everyone will see the truth in the league, but you'd better take advantage of our main team's rest and come to the FA Cup to bully our youth team. It is indeed a big-name club and they do things in a very elegant manner. Hum..."
"who……"
"Who, who, come, come, tell me whether you scored 10:0 or 20:0. Isn't it cool?"
"he……"
"It's your fault anyway, isn't it? It's glorious to bully a third-tier team, isn't it? It's satisfying to beat our fourth-tier substitutes, isn't it?"
"..." Warnes was almost choked to death.
"I'm telling you, Warnes, no one does things like you. A big-name club, a famous German international, you have to be careful about what you do and don't do stupid things all day long. Forget it, we are regular people and we are too lazy. I'll tell you more and you'll be happy. That's it!" Putting the phone back to its original position on the table, Zhuo Yang gently picked up the pen, slowly unscrewed the pen cap, and continued to carefully register information on the roster one by one. Archive directory, the corner of his mouth curved into a smug and evil smile.
Full of charm!
In the visiting team's locker room at Victor Stadium, Warnes held up his cell phone in confusion.
Ghana international Otto Addo saw Warnes holding his cell phone in a state of despair, and was a little confused. He thought of stepping forward to show concern, and then they went in to take a shower together, giving Warnes a back rub and patting the captain. Flattery.
"team leader……"
"What's the length of the team?" Vaughns roared out: "What time is it? You still haven't taken a shower, and if you can't catch the plane, why don't you run back for me? It's all your fault anyway, what the hell is that? You’re no longer a fastidious person!”
Ado was confused as he held up the soap, and the spittle on his face flowed back into a river.
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"What's that, Zhuoyang? I think a little culture can make me a classy person, don't you think?" There were so many calls, and this one was from the butcher Nigel de Jong.
Butcher is in Germany at the moment. He came with Real Madrid to participate in the fifth round of the Champions League group stage away game against Bayer Leverkusen. Unfortunately, the Galaxy Battleship was defeated by Leverkusen Krzynowic, França, and Berbatov in three consecutive games, and they lost 0:3 neatly.
It's not the Butcher's fault. Real Madrid's defensive line is so old and tender that Pavin almost burst into tears due to the counterattack of the pharmaceutical company. If De Jong hadn't played with his life and rushed left and right to block and intercept, I'm afraid Real Madrid will lose so shamelessly that they will return to Spain. This defeat puts Real Madrid in big trouble. They must defeat Roma away from home in the last round to have any hope of reaching the top 16, and they must score as many goals as possible, otherwise they may be at the bottom of the group without even a UEFA Cup. Can't catch it.
And the little pig Schweinsteiger is not very lucky. In these two Champions League match days, Bayern Munich was beaten 1:0 by Juventus in two home and away games. The little pig and his second brother came on the bench. No one became a hero, only Nedvěd and Del Piero showed up.
Grandpa's Manchester United is going smoothly, and has now secured the first place in Group D. Mertesacker also scored two goals in the 6:2 victory over Fenerbahce, making him the third most popular player at Old Trafford. Grandpa is the most popular.
The most impressive player is Franck Ribery. Chelsea secured first place in Group H after four consecutive victories. Scar is tied with Manchester United's Van Nistelrooy for the top scorer list in the Champions League with 5 goals.
But today the Butcher called Zhuoyang. It wasn't about the Champions League or football. De Jong was going to study, and he wanted to hear Zhuoyang's opinion.
Most professional players are not highly educated and have few scholars, but there are always exceptions to everything. Even among these rough-hewn groups, there is still no shortage of intellectuals. Not to mention college students and bachelors, there are also a lot of masters and doctors, and there were even Nobel Prize winners in ancient times.
Specific to the Madibao team, there is nothing impressive about Zhuo Yang, a top student at the Music University. There are several bachelor's degrees in the team. Although it is hard to say how many of those diplomas are genuine, no one can deny that title. No, even the wretched Uncle Zha has now successfully obtained his diploma from the Cologne Sports University.
After Nigel De Jong went to Spain, he broke up with the little girl from high school. Long-distance relationships are really not something people do, and the two of them never thought about growing old together. Zhuo Yang saw Kristel dragging a freckle-faced little fresh meat shopping two days ago. The little girl greeted him very shyly, and the pockmarked little fresh meat looked at Zhuo Yang in dumbfoundedness. Zhuo Yang turned around and heard: "Did you see that, KING, that's my brother? If you dare to disobey me, be careful and I will let my brother beat you..."
Luis Figo dragged De Jong to eat tomahawk steak, and by the way introduced the butcher to a girl who was a distant relative of his in Portugal. Erica Alba is a standard Latin beauty, and she really complements each other with a beastly man like De Jong. Both of them are very satisfied, and they are having a great time together. Moreover, the younger sister is a college student majoring in bioengineering, so she is qualified to be both internal and external.
Perhaps he gained insights from being with an intellectual beauty, but the butcher felt a little warm on his old face because he felt that he was uneducated. De Jong has received 12 years of compulsory education in the Netherlands since he was four years old, which is equivalent to the junior high school graduation level in China. But in terms of real level, a mid-range primary school student in the fifth grade ordinary class of non-key primary schools in China's second-tier cities can beat him. Since the age of nine, Butcher has spent most of his time in various football training camps and football schools. Those are equivalent to China's youth sports schools, and the cultural courses are just a formality, both at home and abroad.
There is currently a diploma craze in the Real Madrid team. Big bosses are flocking to take exams, study or buy. This craze has also affected the young Nigel de Jong. It was not difficult to find a school to sign up as a day college student, but De Jong had difficulty choosing his major.
As a devout Christian, De Jong wanted to study theology, but to be honest, faith was faith, but it was not exciting to think about being a missionary. Therefore, he wanted to study economics and management, which is more popular among players, has a lower threshold, and is not too difficult. In a dilemma, the butcher asked Zhuo Yang for advice, hoping that his good brother could help him make an idea.
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"Butcher, I don't know much about your Christianity. Let me tell you about our Chinese Buddhism."
"The highest level of practice in Buddhism is called nirvana. Rebirth like a phoenix out of the fire, spiritually reaching the realm of immortality, just like the Buddha." It is good to read as many miscellaneous books as possible to fool people.
"The best way to practice Buddhism is not to chant sutras all day long, nor to be a great monk or abbot, nor to go around the world preaching and begging for alms, but to practice in the world. As the saying goes, after wine and meat pass through the intestines, it remains in the heart of the Buddha."
"As long as you have Buddha thoughts in your heart, even if you are a prostitute, a beggar, a butcher... I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about the butcher, you can still cultivate yourself and become a Buddha, and you can reach Nirvana. So, you don't have to do anything to persist in your faith. In the priest's profession, it doesn't matter if you drink and pick up girls, as long as you have God in your heart, practicing in this world is the place where you can get closer to God."
But fuck me, if you become a missionary in the future, how can I be a brother with you? Drinking flower wine, picking up little girls, and having group fights are what us serious and discerning people should do!
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