Chapter 948 Brother Gua and Sister-in-Law Gua Are Reasonable

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With a 4:1 three-goal lead, Guardiola finally had a little joy on his face. He really can pretend.

After scoring four goals, Zhuo Yang came to Lao Gua to celebrate four times, one more time than Liu Guanzhang. It was not easy. There was no way, Zhuoyang felt a little guilty, his bad idea had set a trap for Lao Gua a little bit.

It has nothing to do with football, it’s Lao Gua’s family matter.

Lao Gua and his sister-in-law Cristina Serra are childhood sweethearts, and they have been together for almost thirty years. We were together not because we knew each other, but...you know, at that time, I was 18 and my sister-in-law was 14.

Later, my sister-in-law gave birth to three children for Lao Gua. The eldest daughter Maria is 18 this year, and her son Marius is 110 years old.

Foreigners are different from us. Having a baby and getting married are two different things. Marriage is much more serious than giving birth.

The dog couple has never been married, and they just live like this without shame. I have to say that foreign women are more independent in this regard. They have no status if they are not married. Apart from confinement, Mrs. Gua basically has her own job, working in a trading company. Half clerk.

Although her salary is almost zero compared to Lao Gua, what my sister-in-law wants is sovereignty.

Except for two years when he moved abroad at the end of his career, Lao Gua never left Barcelona in those years, whether playing or coaching. So although they are not married, the two are not separated in two places.

However, when Lao Gua resigned from Barcelona and became the coach of Bayern a year later, family fun became a problem. So, they simply got married. The two got married in a low-key ceremony in Matadepera, Catalonia. There were less than 20 people attending the wedding, including their three children.

Now that she is married and has a status, she no longer has to do the job of Gua's wife, and she becomes a full-time wife and mother with her husband.

The couple's love is real love, but they are still human beings. One is a professional coach who is busy all day long, and the other is a treasure in a golden house and has no time to count beans all day long.

It might not have mattered to another woman, but Mrs. Gua was used to the life of a working woman who walked in and out. As time went by, she would inevitably suffer from acne.

Lao Gua is an extremely dedicated football coach. He would like to study football 25 hours a day. He is crazy and pure. Especially in the past year, my sister-in-law has been left out in the cold.

A woman in her early forties, what age is she?

During the summer vacation, a scandal that Guardiola had when he was young and had nothing to do with his sister-in-law was exposed on the Internet.

As we all know, Lao Gua was once the captain of Barcelona, ​​followed by Xavi, but who was he before him? I'm afraid not many people know.

Jose Mari Baquero, the midfield brain of Barcelona's Dream Team, served as Barcelona captain for six years before Guardiola, and is in the same group as Koeman and Begiristain. This year 5 West Asia served as youth training coach.

In July, when the World Cup was in full swing, a dated video surfaced on the Internet, which was a celebration reception after winning the Champions League.

In the video, the 21-year-old Guardiola tightly hugged a blonde girl and danced intimately in the corner, and the two even kissed lightly.

That sister was Cervantes, the wife of José Mari Baquero. At that time, Baquero was not the captain of Barcelona, ​​but goalkeeper Zubizarreta was.

But this is not a scandal, not even a scandal, just an anecdote. Because the two of them are not here, dancing in a secret room, and the entire Barcelona team - including Cruyff's coaching staff - is here, what can they do in this kind of situation?

Moreover, it was Baquero’s daughter Lorea Baquero who posted the video. She said: “Maybe some people haven’t seen this video yet, and look at how willing my mother and Guardiola were back then. Giggle~"

This girl is currently an editor at Spain's Mundo Deportivo. People think it's funny, so it's certainly not a big deal, and this little anecdote was quickly drowned out by the World Cup.

But Gua's wife found an excuse and started to make trouble for her husband. She was unreasonable and temperamental, and she tormented Lao Gua for two months.

No matter how much he coaxed, it didn't work. Lao Gua was so worried that he picked at his scalp so hard that it almost bled.

The brothers talked about everything, and Lao Gua finally poured the bitter water in front of Zhuo Yang.

Zhuoyang tried his best to hold back his laughter and gave his brother serious advice.

He is like a tiger and a wolf in his early forties, obviously he has closed the door and lacked practice. Sister-in-law Gua's pretentiousness is a manifestation of love. Spring has come in the animal world, and my brother has neglected the once-familiar tree-lined path home.

"Brother, you have to do this." Zhuoyang said: "If my sister-in-law makes trouble again, you pick her up and throw her on the bed without saying a word, and then you reason with her and convince her."

"Pap-pap-pap?"

"Bah bang bang!"

"You and your wife... Your Highness the Princess are like this too?"

"Of course, it works great."

"Okay, I'll try."

Sure enough, the effect was very good. Mrs. Gua never mentioned the video again, and Xiaoniao Yi and her husband relived their teenage years.

During that time, Lao Gua always walked on his feet when entering the locker room, whistling or not, and was very flirtatious.

But the good times don't last long, and Lao Gua's old waist can't bear it. It's normal. If a man of this age were not a practicing master, he wouldn't be a match for this old woman.

"Brother, no, I can't reason with you anymore. Your sister-in-law...is very unreasonable."

Zhuo Yang suppressed his laughter and almost collapsed his Tianling Gai, but seeing how difficult it was for Lao Gua to lie on the massage table and wait for the team doctor for a long time before he could get off the ground every day, he took out the second plan from his bag.

"Brother, eat this."

"What?"

"Our Chinese miraculous medicine, men's confidence, women's gospel - Liuwei Dihuang Pills."

"Oh shit, are there any side effects?"

"Absolutely not."

"you promise?"

"Let me tell you this, my dad eats this. You know, my dad and mom have a very good relationship." Zhuo Yang said, "Look at my dad, he is a chicken in the family competition this year."

"But my dad is very powerful and his hair is thicker than mine. Look at you again. How do you look like a young man who is more than ten years younger than my dad? My dad can beat ten of you." "

"Is this what General Zhuo will eat?"

"Just eat this."

"General Zhuo and his wife... are they arguing with your mother like this? If they don't agree, they are right."

"……right!"

"Oh shit, you didn't tell me earlier." Lao Gua grabbed the small medicine bottle.

In the next period of time, Lao Gua could no longer breathe, his legs were no longer weak, and his waist became stronger. He often took the initiative to explain the truth to his sister-in-law.

When I enter the locker room, I can't wait to do the gymnastics dance. When chanting, I can slap the tactical board so loudly that the MAN is in a mess.

However, the good times did not last long. After all, Liuwei Dihuang Pill is not the sacred oil of India. Even if it is the sacred oil, it cannot be used every day and is effective every day. After the prestige passed, Lao Gua's reasoning became more and more difficult.

My waist collapsed again, bags under my eyes appeared, and the circles under my eyes were black.

"Brother, is there any other way?"

"Tell me more specifically?"

"It worked at first, but now your sister-in-law is making trouble and quarreling eight times a day. I really can't handle it anymore."

Zhuo Yang: "..."

"Yesterday, she fell out again just because I ate one more bite of her food."

Zhuo Yang: "...Sister-in-law, this is somewhat far-fetched."

You can't really give Lao Gua some magic oil, Zhuo Yang doesn't have a third plan in his bag. Unless Guardiola is a coach, he can only use various excuses to hide like most men of his age.

Lao Gua has been staying in the hotel at the Etihad training base recently and dare not go home at all.

After calming down alone, Guardiola felt that he had been led astray by Zhuo Yang's bad idea from the beginning. The old couple's quarrels would pass by if she ignored them for a while.

But it's good now. Old ladies know the taste of marrow and have completely whetted their appetites. How will they live in the future?

Looking at Zhuo Yang's back running on the court, Guardiola said bitterly in his heart: When you are my age, let's see how you can reason with your daughter-in-law every day. Hum, you have a hard time.

I have to say that Lao Gua is worried too much, Zhuo Yang is a practicing master.

In the derby at home, Lao Gua lost, but in the derby on the football field, victory was just around the corner. That Lianjiazi who loves to come up with bad ideas has scored again.

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