Chapter 433 Fatty Is a Real Villain

( ) Last season, English football showed its face, and the city of Manchester was shrouded in auspicious clouds. The two heroes of Manchester City won the Champions League and the UEFA Cup respectively, looking at the European continent from a distance. And such two ruthless characters were nothing more than fourth and sixth last season. Just think about it and you can feel how proud the Premier League is.

The European Super Cup, which kicks off the European war in 2017, will be the Manchester City derby. But a pair of sworn enemies seemed unable to wait for that moment, and couldn't wait to discuss it one month in advance.

Manchester City's first warm-up match of the new season is the 2017 International Champions Cup North American Division, against the Red Devils Manchester United.

After gathering at home for the holidays, the entire Manchester City team completed their physical examinations and flew to the United States the next day to practice for the game. Most of the tactics and physical reserves for the new season will be completed at this stage.

Manchester United took vacation one week earlier than Manchester City and came to the United States one week earlier. Mourinho is so actively preparing for the game because he was a bit spicy when he was sixth in the Premier League last season.

However, because they won the UEFA Cup, according to the new rules after 2014, Manchester United will enter the Champions League this season by virtue of this status, and will directly enter the Champions League main draw, even without the play-offs.

The same is true for Manchester City. Originally the fourth place in the Premier League had to participate in the play-offs, but as the defending champion, Manchester City also entered the Champions League directly. Therefore, for the first time this season, five teams in the Premier League have directly entered the Champions League group stage.

In fact, if Manchester City finished fifth in the Premier League last season and Arsenal continued to finish fourth as promised, then six teams in the Premier League would participate in the Champions League this season, which is groundbreaking and will probably be difficult to replicate again.

In the new season, the two heroes of Manchester City have not yet played against each other on the court, but they have played a few tricks off the court, and each has won or lost.

Since Manchester United's father-in-law's era, everyone who is a transfer hotshot has to give a leg up, and almost everyone will help drive up prices, so they have the slogan of "I lift up".

At M Moser United, this tradition of heckling has still been well passed on, and the three virtues are afraid of peace in the world.

But among all the price hikes, some must be pure heckles, while some are also full of sincerity.

Manchester United and Manchester City took a fancy to Bernardo Silva, also known as Seat B, almost at the same time. Mourinho naturally likes outstanding Portuguese compatriots.

Seat B was ultimately awarded to Manchester City not because Begiristan was more capable than Santoku, nor because Guardiola was better looking than Mourinho, but because Seat B's own wishes played a key role.

On the day he signed with Manchester City, B said: "Zhuo Yang is my idol, and the thought of playing with him makes my whole body ablaze.

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This young man is just telling the truth.

But in Manchester City's most sought-after central defender position, Blue Moon lost to the Red Devils again. It can be seen that Zhuoyang does not have all attributes, and Lindelof does not regard him as his idol.

The 23-year-old Swedish center back Victor Lindelof is a new star center back who suddenly emerged at Benfica last season. His characteristics are very modern and he has excellent ball control ability at his feet.

Nowadays, good central defenders are scarce, and those who meet Guardiola's requirements are even rarer. Manchester City put a lot of effort into Lindelof, but in the end, Manchester United succeeded. The training camp has already begun, but there is still no news about the eagerly awaited new central defender, which shows how angry Manchester City is at losing.

However, Manchester United's most outstanding performance in the transfer market this summer was not to snatch Lindelof, but to intercept the "little monster" Lukaku.

The story also starts with Beauty Costa’s mobile phone.

That day, Diego Costa's cell phone buzzed while he was on vacation in Brazil. Fifteen minutes later, he let go of Mitchell, who was still in his arms, and pulled out his cell phone from under the clothes piled on the sofa.

Mitchell is a Brazilian face girl, and they met by chance while shopping for skin care products.

Chelsea head coach Conte Conte sent a stupid message: Sorry, Diego, you are not in my plans for the new season.

Not a spare word, no explanation, and no wiggle room. The next day, Beauty Costa got a new mobile phone.

Mei Yan and Kong Er are stupid and can't deal with each other, but he has never thought about leaving Chelsea, at least not yet. But Conte really didn't want to see his face again, not because he was jealous of his appearance, but because he didn't allow anyone to challenge his coaching authority. Especially after the two-way failure in the League and FA Cup last season, coaching authority is a very sensitive matter and must be prepared for a rainy day.

After the anger, Costa was worried about where to go. Chelsea's offensive tactics are mainly center forwards. In the new season, there must be strong players who can fill the beauty hole. Therefore, the old general Lukaku is a perfect solution.

Romero Lukaku, a 24-year-old Belgian center of Congolese origin, performed very well at Everton last season and once competed fiercely with Zhuo Yang and Kane for the Golden Boot.

Lukaku has been working hard at Everton over the years, mainly because he longs to return to Stamford Bridge one day. Besides, since he is a ‘Little Warcraft’, he should follow Chelsea’s legendary ‘Warcraft’ Drogba. And as we all know, Chelsea has a tradition of turning heads.

Everyone thinks that Lukaku belongs to Chelsea, but unexpectedly, Manchester United does not think so.

Interestingly, the head coach who sold Lukaku at Chelsea that year was Mourinho.

Chelsea's Warcraft center tradition was developed by Mu Niao. He likes this type of forward more than Kong Erluzi.

Regarding Manchester United, we have to start with ‘God’ Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Ibrahimovic performed well at Manchester United last season, but he is obviously still a long way from people's expectations of God, and frequent injuries have also delayed things.

To put it bluntly, no matter what kind of feelings he has, Ibrahimovic is somewhat unfit for the Premier League, just like he was not fit for Barcelona that year. Although he is very successful in Serie A and Ligue 1, he is not as versatile as Zhuo Yang and Ronaldo.

Ibrahimovic doesn't say it, but he wants to go back to Paris and continue to be the king of Paris while the heat is still there. So, in June, after negotiation, Ibrahimovic terminated his contract with Manchester United on the grounds of injury and became a free agent.

In this way, Manchester United needs a center and a center that Mourinho likes. So Santoku took action against Lukaku.

Chelsea were overconfident, and Abramovich no longer had the generosity of those years. More importantly, Santoku cleverly grasped a key point - Lukaku's agent Raiola.

San Dezi led Zhuo Yang's transfer to Manchester United and did it very well, but he also established a good friendship with Fatty because of it. Fatty likes San Dezi very much because he is the most willing person in the entire football world to give kickbacks to agents.

The fat man's mouth can bring the dead to life and the living to transformation. Under his persuasion, Lukaku 'refected'. Of course, Manchester United is also much more generous than Chelsea. The floating transfer fee of 7500+1500 makes Lukaku's worth rank in the top five in football history and makes Everton laugh from ear to ear.

Lukaku also received a higher annual salary at Manchester United. The fat man was singing as he counted the kickbacks offered by Sandoku.

Fatty likes to do business with Manchester United the most. Manchester City doesn't like Fatty very much, all because of greedy kickbacks.

Zhuo Yang asked him: "Aren't you afraid that the clubs that hate you will unite to ban you?"

The fat man curled his lips and said: "I'm afraid of his eggs. They are allowed to make money but I am not allowed to make it? They are all playing shameless, why can't I do it? Besides, honey, if you don't accept advertising endorsements now, I will be so poor. Ding-dang, if you don’t scrape more from these bad guys, how can you have the money to honor my old man?”

Zhuo Yang laughed so hard, he liked the fat man's face, which is really a villain.

When Manchester United made the official announcement, it started to rain at Stamford Bridge, and Kong Erluzi once again felt the deep malice of the Premier League world.