Chapter 200 Rebels and Eating Fruit

Brazilian Fernandinho looked like a traitor as he slid into his own penalty area.

Scar Ribery kicked the football with his back. No one competed with Fernando, and there was no one around to interfere with or scare him. The ball was neither fast nor slow, and there was no wind in Camp Nou at night.

Feiniao slid in without hesitation, and his body rebelled against his consciousness at this moment.

Camp Nou will always stage such incredible rebellious classics. The last person whose body violated his consciousness was Boateng. In the 80th minute of the game in May last year, he faced Messi with a dream-like performance. Falling down has since become an immortal part of football.

But what little Boateng was facing was boss Mei's criminal prowess, but Feiniao had nothing to do today, so he just rebelled against his will.

The football rolled slowly beside Fei Niiao who was lying down. Everyone was frozen at this moment, including Zhuo Yang, who was watching the live broadcast in Manchester City. He shouted half a piece of apple and forgot to chew it.

Kent Apples.

In the next second, goalkeeper Bravo reacted first. He rushed towards the football like a frightened duck, but it was still too late. Boss Mei magically appeared in front of the football.

It seemed to appear out of nowhere.

Boss May was still outside the penalty area and behind Otamendi when Scar passed the ball backwards.

Otamendi is another person whose body rebels. When Fernando slipped, he strongly warned himself to make a quick rescue. Messi ghosted around him, and he reminded himself to keep up immediately.

But Otamendi's body didn't make any movement in the end. He, like everyone else, just stood still and watched as Boss Mei grabbed the ball before Bravo, and then easily used his left foot kissed by God. Get rid of the Chilean and finally knock on the empty door.

Then the whole world came to life again. Zhuo Yang continued his unfinished chewing with a click. His body had no sense of rebellion, because when Kou Kou fed her another apple, he did not bite her fingers or tongue at all.

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In fact, it is not a surprise for any team to fall behind Barcelona 0:1 at Camp Nou, even in such a romantic way. Therefore, Guardiola and Manchester City did not panic and continued to play smoothly with Barcelona.

In the 3rd area, he knocked down Pique and shot a shot, which was blocked by Te Neng with one hand. Barcelona didn't miss a goal, but Pique looked very embarrassed after getting up and limping.

Xiaojie was also just recovering from his leg injury, and he didn't seem to be completely agile, which caused him to suffer from Gundogan's woes. In order not to become a trap for the team's defense, Xiaojie took the initiative to signal a substitution.

Enrique replaced Pique with 33-year-old French defender Jeremy Mathieu, who had played for Valencia for four seasons before coming to Barcelona in 2014.

Before the first half was over, Barcelona's defense lost two players. Fortunately, they scored one, but subsequent adjustments and substitutions would be affected.

Guardiola is a brave man. Although he is not as flamboyant as Luis Enrique when he plays, he is more courageous than Enrique in terms of coaching quality.

Either attack or die. Even at Camp Nou, even though he knew the team had hidden dangers, Guardiola still kept ordering Manchester City to charge forward. In all fairness, it makes sense that Barcelona fans still miss Guardiola more than Enrique after many years.

Gua Shuai’s courage was not given by Liang Jingru.

But Bravo's confidence is definitely innate. At the peak of Gua Shuai's heroic mood, he slapped Guardiola so hard that it made Guardiola's eyes look like stars and his head was bald, and he was really angry.

In the 53rd minute of the second half, Nolito chased people from all over the forward line, and Barcelona left back Digne quickly made a rescue with his big foot. This kick was given very casually, but it happened to be a scar in the frontcourt chasing the landing spot.

The pass was a bit wide, Bravo struck outside the penalty area in time, and the ball was already his. Otamendi and Sterling, who were flanking Scar on both sides, dispersed, preparing to meet Bravo.

Rebellion must be an infectious disease.

Bravo decisively volleyed the ball to Scar.

Zhuoyang, 1,371 kilometers away, spat out half a mouthful of nut dregs, staining Kou Kou's newly bought cardigan.

As a 33-year-old veteran golfer, there is nothing he can't do on the court. He is always willing to give gifts when he catches someone cheap.

Just like that, he shot from a distance for the first time, and the target was Manchester City's empty goal.

Bravo didn't hesitate, flying directly outside the penalty area and swatting the football down like a fly.

Scar was finally stunned by Bravo's wit. Zhuo Yang spit out the remaining half of the dregs, but fortunately Kou Kou hid quickly.

Even if referee Mazic is a black whistle, there is no way he can protect Bravo, let alone he is not one. The red card that Pat Ma rushed to in his hand was higher than the hand Bravo used to swat the fly just now.

Guardiola is breathing fire from all his orifices, and he feels that sooner or later he will achieve the legendary three-flowering glory in Manchester City.

The 35-year-old backup goalkeeper Caballero replaced winger Nolito. Manchester City, which was one goal behind, had one less player to fight at Camp Nou. After this situation, Guardiola still will not lose his courage, but courage can no longer solve the problems in front of him.

In less than a minute, Manchester City captain Zabaleta was kicked in the knee during a fight with Digne today. After twisting twice, he had to be replaced by Clichy. In the blink of an eye, Guardiola There is only one substitution left.

When he took a step outside the penalty area and scored with his left foot, Zhuo Yang was eating a banana, rewriting the score to 2:0.

The second pass turned into a clever through pass to Scar in the penalty area. Scar did not take the credit, seducing Caballero from the door and then passed it to Messi.

When Boss Mei performed a hat trick to turn the score into 3:0, Zhuo Yang was eating pears. British pears are small and slender, like small Chinese gourds, and taste as sweet as rock candy.

In the 73rd minute, Mathieu, who came on as a substitute for Pique, tackled Sterling and was sent off with two yellows and one red. The numbers on the field returned to balance. At this time, Zhuo Yang and Kou Kou were eating grapes and spitting out grape skins, Portuguese grapes.

Jeremy Mathieu is a French defender, and his name is also very French, but his defensive style is very German, brave and open-minded. He suffered a lot from Zhuo Yang in those years in Valencia, whether it was Barcelona or Zhuoyang of Real Madrid.

The last time Barcelona received a red card in a Champions League home game was in the third round of the 1 Cup group stage between Barcelona and Dynamo Kiev.

In the 47th minute of the second half, Barcelona left back Sergi Barjuan was sent off for intentional handball with two yellows and one red.

That day was Shevchenko's famous battle. The Ukrainian nuclear warhead led Kiev to a 4-0 away victory over Barcelona with a hat trick. That year, Barcelona's goalkeeper was the old Busquets, as well as 2 and 27-year-old forward Enrique, and a 34-year-old translator named Jose Mourinho.

The 45-year-old Sergi Barjuan resigned from his position as head coach of Almeria in the Spanish second division last October and is currently temporarily unemployed at home. I don’t know if he watched the game today.

Sergi certainly could not have imagined that since him, Barcelona would have no red card in the Champions League at Camp Nou. Barcelona is unrivaled among European giants. This has also become a reason for clubs such as Real Madrid to criticize Barcelona for being affected by UEFA. A very good reason.

Therefore, the 43-year-old Serbian famous whistler Milorad Marzic is a brave man. He ended a 19-year legend.

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On the 7th, Aguero came on and replaced Gundogan, who was infected with a sense of rebellion in his body. On Barcelona's side, Enrique replaced Ribery with Uruguay's Jurassic.

1,371 kilometers away in Manchester, Zhuo Yang took a bite of New Zealand's guava, which is called guava in China and is not very delicious.

Scar did not score a goal today, but two direct assists and forcing Bravo to be sent off with a red card were enough for him to enjoy the second-highest salary in the team with more peace of mind, and for Barcelona fans to welcome him with heartfelt applause and cheers.

After passing two people on the 8th, he broke into the penalty area. Kolarov fouled with a flying shovel, and referee Marzic awarded a penalty kick. The bearded boss Mei was very graceful and gave up the free throw opportunity to Neymar.

Many people now call Neymar the "Nei Shao", but Zhuo Yang always believes that only Milan's Neymar Star is worthy of the name "Nei Shao". Even though Nesta is now in his 40s, time has never failed to defeat a beauty. Even after forty years, he will still be a charming and handsome young master.

1 'little Nene' younger than Nesta.

Neymar pushed the penalty kick into the palm of Caballero's hand. This was the fifth time he missed a penalty in 13 times while playing for Barcelona, ​​with a turnover rate of 38%. Aguero had no time to gloat, but he did feel much more balanced.

But it immediately became unbalanced again. In the 8th, Neymar's pass to boss Mei passed the two Manchester City players and pushed the angle back, locking the score at 4:0.

Zhuo Yang gave the last three Scotch raspberries to Kou Kou. The taste of raspberries is very similar to the mulberries they had when they were children, and he and Kou Kou both like to eat them.

Players from Manchester City and Barcelona have many good personal relationships with each other, and various post-match gatherings have been arranged before the game. But after a car accident-level defeat, Guardiola, who lost face in front of his hometown people, announced a ban on football and no private activities were allowed.

At this time, no one from the Manchester City players dared to rub the beard on Gua Shuai's bald head, so they all returned to the hotel honestly. The Barcelona people who had arranged late night snacks and programs complained that Guardiola couldn't afford to lose and couldn't support the boat.

This is the real reason why Zhuo Yang did not come to Barcelona. He estimated that this would happen after the game. He didn't want to embarrass his friends in Barcelona, ​​nor did he want to embarrass Guardiola, nor did he want to embarrass himself, so Zhuoyang decided not to go.

Zhuo Yang secretly told Scar only this reason.

Zhuo Yang didn't have a serious dinner this night, and accompanied Kou Kou to eat a lot of various fruits.

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