Chapter 216 Seeing Through Is Self-Defeating
After talking about Guardiola, it’s time to talk about Pique, the 23-year-old Gerard Pique.
Ever since Zhuo Yang successfully got her involved during the World Cup, Xiaojie has now become deeply in love with Shakira. Anyone can see that Xiaojie really likes Shakira, and there is nothing false about it. However, Zhuoyang made a statement to Xiaojie at the beginning: When you two get married, I will be considered your mother's family, so don't give me any trouble then.
Xiaojie often laughs at himself that he is not a very intelligent person, but being able to say this shows that his emotional intelligence is quite good, and this is exactly his purpose. It is better to hide one's clumsiness than to show one's skill. Xiaojie is a person who can accomplish great things. Pique knows very well that Gamber Sports City is like a station, with an endless stream of people coming and going in spring and autumn. Only those people who are valuable and willing to interact with him are worthy of attention. Others are just passers-by in life and football.
Xiaojie has a very high emotional intelligence and a long-term vision, so he is very good at using rules in football.
The 10-11 La Liga season has played 9 rounds, and the brave Xiaojie has received 4 yellow cards in these 9 rounds. Like Serie A, La Liga will be automatically suspended if five yellow cards are accumulated, but the difference is that yellow cards in La Liga will be counted together with the Copa del Rey.
Therefore, in the 10th round of the away game against Getafe, Xiaojie had his thoughts on it, because Barcelona's next game would be the second round of the Copa del Rey on 1/32 against the third-division team Ceuta. Ceuta is a purely soy sauce team, and a group of B teams will surely destroy him. As long as he receives a yellow card in the game with Getafe and accumulates enough accumulated points, the automatic suspension will occur in the Copa del Rey with Ceuta.
I won't play anyway, just to let the suspension be absorbed, how comfortable it is to be debt-free.
In this way, when the national derby with Real Madrid comes after three rounds, Xiaojie can challenge his old teammate Ronaldo in a one-on-one battle at full health. This strategic value is immeasurable. So, at the Alfonso Perez Stadium, Gerard Pique carefully prepared his ‘pornography’ plan.
In the 23rd minute, Alves made a cross from the wing. Zhuo Yang got the ball from the penalty spot and failed to shoot at the first moment, so he passed it diagonally to Villa who was covering the ball on the other side of the penalty area. Calabash did not take any credit. , he protected the ball and then turned around and passed it through. Messi got the ball from behind the opponent's defender and faced the opponent's goalkeeper and easily pushed the ball into the net from the near post, 1:0.
Getafe is not a strong team, last season they ranked only one point above the relegation zone. For Barcelona, which crosses borders in terms of strength, winning them seems to be a matter of course.
In the 30th minute, Zhuoyang stood out against offside, received Alves' through ball and passed goalkeeper Cordina according to the old rules and then sent it to the empty goal. However, before he had time to celebrate, the referee blew the whistle and ruled that Zhuoyang was offside the moment he caught the ball.
Seen in slow motion,
It's just a matter of millimeters, no matter how you judge it, it makes sense, but from the perspective of encouraging offense, this goal should be counted as a goal. It's a pity that the verdict is the verdict and will not be changed.
Two minutes later, Messi made a pass in front of the penalty area, Villa made a cross in the penalty area, and Zhuoyang pushed the ball into the goal again, but the linesman signaled that Villa was already offside when he got the ball. Two goals within two minutes were invalid. Zhuoyang ran to argue with the referee for a long time, but to no avail.
Another two minutes later, Huluwa finally succeeded in pushing the ball to the near corner under the escort of Zhuoyang and Messi. This goal was flawless and could not be offside from any angle. Barcelona led 2:0 away from home.
Pique feels that this score is enough, at least he has a grasp on opponents like Getafe. So, in the 40th minute, Getafe counterattacked, and Pique easily dragged Venezuelan forward Nicolas Micu. The opponent's offensive threat is not great, and the purpose is to receive a yellow card.
It's done, and the automatic suspension will be cleared automatically in the next game. At this moment, Pique felt that he was very smart, with a proud heart rippling on his face and his face was beaming with joy.
Therefore, in the 50th minute of the second half, Zhuo Yang's goal was once again deemed offside, and after performing a 'goal disallowed' hat trick, Xiaojie came up very gracefully to comfort him who was jumping up and down. He gave him good words for a while, like Like coaxing his son.
In the 60th minute, Pedro came on the bench to replace Mascherano, and Zhuo Yangla returned to the midfielder. Xiaobu did not start today.
The Sabres made great achievements when they came on the field. In the 63rd minute, Argentinian defender Diaz and goalkeeper Cordina played back and forth, but the pass failed. The ball hit Messi's foot and changed direction, just falling in front of the Sabres. He A goal for nothing. 3:0, the Saber was so lucky that it made Zhuo Yang so angry that he wanted to punch someone, although he didn't know who to punch.
Two minutes later, Xiaojie's performance moment arrived. Getafe launched a quick counterattack, and the fast Miku broke into the penalty area and defeated the Prussian team. But after all, he was not a player of Thomeroka's level, and the ball was a bit too big. When he caught the football again, he was already on the bottom line, right next to the edge of the small penalty area.
From such an angle, the shot would definitely be useless. He is not Thomeroca, and the other Getafe players had no time to outflank him. As long as Xiaojie who is coming up is stuck in his position and doesn't let Miku break through forcefully in the middle, everything will be fine. If you want to shoot, pass or do whatever else you want, please feel free to leave him alone if you want to die.
Miku can't help it, he is not Dromeroka. Seeing the rest of Barcelona approaching quickly, he had no choice but to kick the ball blindly. He didn't know what he wanted to do. Anyway, he just kicked the ball in front of the goal and let nature take its course.
Xiaojie is the most beautiful person in the football circle just selected by "Mr. Football". As the saying goes: if you look ugly, you will live longer; if you look handsome, you will age quickly. The 23-year-old most handsome man in the world was now as rotten as a 123-year-old man. He reached out and slapped the football down from the air.
At this moment, Zhuoyang and all his Barcelona teammates opened their eyes and saw the idiot.
Two yellows and one red plus a penalty kick, there is absolutely nothing to argue about. In the rules of La Liga, red cards are counted separately and are not combined with the King's Cup. Each suspension is separate. In other words, Xiaojie will not be suspended in the next Copa del Rey match against Ceuta. The next 11th round when he meets the strong enemy Villarreal is Pique's prison sentence, and his previous four The yellow card is still alive and well.
Furthermore, if Xiaojie receives another yellow card in the 12th round match against Almeria after his comeback, he will happily miss the 13th round match with Real Madrid. Cristiano Ronaldo will also become a wild camel. I can only watch.
Barcelona teammates lined up to watch the idiot Gerrard see through everything and Pique left the field, and then witnessed Valdes save Manu's penalty kick under Zhuo Yang's command, and then watched Albin succeed in the follow-up shot, 3:1. .
Zhuoyang was so angry that he was jumping around again. He had to watch Manu's footsteps from behind the arc and make gestures to Valdez. He was farthest from the penalty area, so naturally he couldn't have time to fight for the landing spot. This should be other The work of teammates. Alas, a bunch of unsatisfactory things.
It’s no wonder that they are generally short in stature in Barcelona. Short people have short legs, so they naturally have no advantage in grabbing the ball.
Getafe came into their own, taking advantage of one more player on the field to turn themselves into Barcelona and beat Barcelona into Getafe. However, fortunately, there is Zhuo Yang who is very unlucky today.