Chapter 351: Monkey Blair

England in training suddenly encountered an unexpected visitor, a big man who was bigger and more famous than them.

This big man is British Prime Minister Blair.

In the Western world, the heads of state are inextricably linked to football. Every time there is a world competition, these heads of state also turn into ordinary fans to cheer for their country. It is even more common for them to attend the opening and closing ceremonies.

Seeing that the England national team performed so well, Blair felt that he should come to encourage the England internationals at this time, so he came to the training ground where the England national team is located.

In fact, a long time ago, when the Swede Eriksson took office, Blair made a bet with Eriksson.

"Let's see which of us has worked longer in our respective positions!"

But in the end it turned out that Blair won, because Eriksson had gone.

For Blair's arrival, the players were very happy. Although it was not as glorious as the Queen's reception, it was worth bragging for a while.

"Boys, there is only one thing I can say about your outstanding performance and that is a job well done!"

"I follow every game of yours and the performance of each of you. I look forward to your victories one after another, and I look forward to your ability to bring the Hercules Cup back to England. I think the world There is nothing more exciting for the people of England than this!"

"I hope that when I meet with other heads of state in the future, I can proudly bring up this topic. We are the World Cup champions!"

"Boys, I am waiting for your good news!"

Standing in front of the players, Blair delivered his speech,

However, his speech ability is much worse than that of Churchill. A few words made Vardy yawn.

Afterwards, under the guidance of the top management of the FA, Blair met several representative players, and Vardy was among them.

Vardy was not as excited as other teammates. After all, he did not have this sense of belonging. Even if Vardy forced himself to integrate into British life, the essential things could not be changed at all.

Looking at Blair's old face, Vardy felt that the aesthetic level of English women is still normal.

The famous British Marks & Spencer took advantage of the Christmas season to interview tens of thousands of women and asked them which male celebrities they most want to kiss and least want to kiss on Christmas. As a result, Blair topped the list of people who least want to kiss.

There is nothing wrong with being ugly, but who made you the prime minister?

The thought of looking at this old face in the news every day to represent the UK in various events has seriously affected the overall image of England.

Others would think that all Englishmen have such virtues!

It is worth mentioning that Eriksson is also on the list

Vardy is very fortunate. Fortunately, this event was held very early. At that time, Vardy had not yet played in the professional league and was an unknown player. Otherwise, he might also be on the list.

That would be embarrassing!

"Mr. Vardy, your performance is really great. I can't find a better young man than you. I hope you can lead England to move forward in the future!"

After Blair, Beckham and the others finished speaking, they came to Vardy and said kindly to Vardy.

Although he didn't like Blair, he was very happy when someone praised him.

But before he was happy, Beckham whispered in his ear: "He said the same thing to Rooney in the last European Cup, exactly the same!"

Vardy's mood is not beautiful in an instant!

Well, that's what a politician is.

After interviewing several players, I don't know if Blair's feet were itchy, and he actually wanted to participate in training with the England players.

If it were someone else, the England internationals would have kicked them out a long time ago. Isn't this delaying our training!

But who made Blair special? Looking at the large number of accompanying reporters, it is estimated that if Blair is really kicked out, the whole of Britain will explode the next day.

No way, the interim coach can only let the players do some simple training, so that Blair can participate.

What exercises are easy and relatively fun to do?

Monkey!

In European football, this is called a lap game.

A group of people pass the ball in a circle around the city, and one or several people grab the ball in the middle, which can exercise the ball sense and increase the tacit understanding between players. It is a very common training method.

Lampard and Rooney lost the game of boxing, the two of them grabbed the ball in the middle first, and Blair was also in the ranks of passers.

Blair is very excited. Maybe everyone has a football dream since childhood, but they can't realize it due to various reasons, but they can realize their dreams in this way.

After taking off the suit and putting on the sportswear, it seemed that the usual modesty and majesty had been taken off along with the suit. Blair kept playing tricks at the camera, and even impromptuly played a juggling game when he entered the field.

A large number of casual reporters quickly captured these shots, and even drew up news headlines.

"A footballer put off by being a politician!"

After the game started, under the deliberate care of the English countries, all the balls passed to Blair were very comfortable, and Lampard and Rooney deliberately released water when they robbed him, so that Blair could have fun. up.

But what people didn't expect was that Blair might not have noticed that the England internationals were deliberately playing with him, thinking that he was really strong.

"My God, it seems that if I come to the World Cup, I can also play and score goals!"

Blair, who was dancing happily, shouted loudly to the camera not far away, the smug expression on his face made one want to take off his shoes and slap him directly in the face.

If it's just a joke, it's normal, but looking at Blair's appearance, it doesn't look like a joke.

Nima, so arrogant?

Well, let's see what real professional football is!

Rooney was not used to his faults this time, he rushed directly to steal the ball from Blair's feet, and he didn't give him any more face.

Blair blushed at the time, as soon as he finished shouting, the ball was intercepted immediately, so embarrassing!

However, in order to show his friendly side, Blair forced a smile, walked into the field, and began to play the role of a ball grabber.

The England internationals exchanged glances with each other, and then nodded in understanding.

"Walking him?"

"That must be!"

Then, a shocking scene appeared.

The dignified British Prime Minister Mr. Blair, as a monkey, was slipped by a circle of English players for 20 minutes in the middle

If it wasn't for the fact that the interim coach couldn't stand it anymore and ended the training, I'm afraid Blair would be slipped into the next century.

When he walked off the court, Blair's face was already ashen, as if he had just been beaten 100 times by strong men.

The accompanying media reporters also looked at each other in blank dismay, and they felt that they should take back what they just said.

Blair is not a footballer who was put off by being a politician. Fortunately, he chose politics. If he really played football, he might have starved to death.

After Blair left in a hurry, the England players laughed until their stomach hurt.

Make you laugh!

This time you know what will happen to you!

Although Blair has a special status, in European and American countries, there are not so many bureaucratic ideas. Even if you are the prime minister, what can you do?

That night, the news that British Prime Minister Blair was being played by England at the England training base made the headlines. Watching the video of the monkey running, everyone felt sad for Blair.

The dignified Prime Minister of the United Kingdom is being played like a monkey, please ask him for his psychological shadow area!

But after the shock, many people connected Blair's being played by a monkey with England's dignified Vardy.

Blair once also received the England national team, why has nothing happened before?

And looking at this style, it looks like the handwriting of teasing Vardy, and he is the only one who doesn't care about anything when teasing.

Good guy, they have extended the object of teasing to the British Prime Minister. Is Vardy's peak?

But why was he teasing Blair?

Many people sneered, do you need a reason to be funny?

However, many conspiracy theorists have made up a seemingly reasonable reason.

Blair is the leader of the ruling Labor Party. He will face elections next year, and opposition parties such as the Conservative Party and the Social Liberal Democrats are eyeing him.

Vardy must have joined a certain opposition party, such as the Conservative Party, so he would brazenly attack Blair, the leader of the Labor Party, in order to damage the reputation of the ruling party, so as to contribute to the future general election

This statement was fermented, and the major political parties moved upon hearing the news, mocking Blair and his Labor Party to the fullest, taking this opportunity to really catch a wave of eyeballs.

Vardy has received several calls inviting him to join the party, which made him dumbfounded.

I don't want to join the Conservative Party or something like that, I'm still a Young Pioneer, okay?

What a beeping dog!

Why can everything be blamed on me, even the professional blame man Benzema can't bear such a big blame!

It's obviously a group tease, how can you blame me!

Well, I am also speechless in this face-seeking world!

But Vardy didn't think it mattered, it's all on my head, so what can you do to me?

I can't believe you can put me in jail!

Even if you are the prime minister, don't think you can cover the sky with one hand.

I want to ask now, are you still coming to go monkeying with us?

Guaranteed to sneak you to vomit blood and die next time!

It's just that Vardy didn't expect that the behavior of angering Blair in the eyes of others actually increased his popularity.

Raiola told him that those big business groups that support the opposition party want to sign him as an image spokesperson these days.

Is this a blessing in disguise?

Please remember the first domain name of this book: . Mobile version reading website: