Chapter 2885: Foreplay of the Funeral

The fact that Lin Feng had a monster daughter became famous all over the world [Rebirth of the Monster Life Chapter 2885: Funeral Foreplay Chapter]. .+? (.+bsp;\s*In the past two days, although some tidbits about Lin Feng’s death and the reactions of relevant parties have continued to be reported, there is no doubt that Lin Feng’s evil daughter-Lin Youxi is the one who is paying attention to the outside world. Focus.

On that day, Lin Youxi rushed out to avenge his father, then fell down and cried. The scene was captured by the media ambushing all around. These media reporters all have SLRs worth tens of thousands, and some lenses cost an exaggerated amount of more than 100,000. They can clearly see Lin Youxi's long eyelashes and small face with crystal clear eyes from dozens of meters away. Therefore, through these photos, it can be clearly discovered that Lin Youxi tripped himself on purpose.

A five-year-old girl tripped over herself to frame Vietnamese President Tran Deliang and Philippine President Aquino. This is too cruel. Is this little girl still a little girl? He is simply a monster! Moreover, Lin Youxi's bad remarks completely turned the situation upside down. Not only did Chen Deliang and Aquino lose face, they also attracted global contempt. Even many people in Vietnam and the Philippines considered their presidents This is wrong, it's too much for bullying the little girl.

For a time, envy for Lin Feng rolled in. Of course, most of them also let out a sigh of relief. This Lin Feng is enough of a headache. Now he also has a monster-like daughter. When his daughter reaches adulthood, Lin Feng is only 38 years old and his daughter is 18 years old. When father and daughter go into battle, it will be hard to live.

While the outside world was wondering which young master would be able to conquer the monster Lin Youxi in the future, Lin Feng's funeral was also put on the agenda. Although Lin Feng's body is now dead. But everyone in the sea area where the accident occurred was searched, including those from the Philippines. A huge reward order was also issued - anyone who provides information about Lin Feng will be rewarded with a reward of US$100 million. Such an astonishing reward did not bring any actual information about Lin Feng. Not even a body was seen.

In this case, I'm afraid Lin Feng was really in trouble. The U.S. Navy rear admiral who died of grievance still has no body left. It is suspected that he was swallowed by the sea and his body sank to the bottom of the sea. It is impossible to exhume a body under the 800-meter-deep sea. General Joseph has already held a funeral, so Lin Feng's funeral cannot be postponed indefinitely.

"What should I do? Will the boss's funeral be held?" Lin Chiling said with a headache.

The women looked at each other. Let's hold this, it's a bit of a curse to Lin Feng. If you don't hold it, it won't be a problem if you keep putting it off. The outside world will be suspicious, and it may ruin Lin Feng's plan. Of course, they didn't know exactly what Lin Feng's plan was, but they couldn't destroy this major premise.

The girls didn't pay attention and couldn't help but look at Lin Youxi who continued to watch "Calabash Baby". But I saw Lin Youxi singing "One Fujiko Seven Melons" on the screen. Several women were a little embarrassed. I am an adult now, and I am only a five-year-old girl. It would be too embarrassing for me and others to ask her for advice. Several women were 200 years old in total, and they ended up asking a 5-year-old girl for advice.

This is so shameful.

"You really have to ask?" Lin Chiling was really embarrassed [Chapter 2885 of Rebirth: The Life of a Monster: Funeral Foreplay Chapter].

"We don't have any ideas either!" Liu Yifei said very indifferently. She is not good at this subject, she only knows how to act and practice martial arts, but she doesn't know much about the rest. In addition, she is young and has the mentality of not being ashamed to ask questions, so she can ask. But other women, such as Lin Chiling, have been with Lin Feng for so long and have met countless big shots. If you have to ask a little girl, you can't tell. Although this little girl is Lin Feng's daughter, I can't tell.

"I'd better ask." Huang Meixi pursed her lips and walked over, "Youxi, do you think we should organize father's funeral now or not?" Huang Meixi felt a little chest pain after asking this. Lin Feng often said that their balls hurt, and sometimes they would follow suit with this catchphrase, but Lin Feng would cancel it, saying that they had no balls and that the only pain was chest pain.

Lin Youxi stared at her mother Huang Meixi with her big watery eyes, blinked, and said innocently, "Mom, I'm only five years old, how do I know whether I should do something or not? You are all adults, you ask me!"

Huang Meixi, Lin Chiling and others suddenly saw black lines on their foreheads.

"Actually, I remember my father once said something... Haha, calabash baby, calabash baby..." Halfway through, Lin Youxi suddenly sang.

"Youxi, what exactly did your father say?" Lin Chiling asked. Unfortunately, Lin Youxi was fascinated by the cartoon and ignored them at all. If the question is urgent, just say I forgot. It made Lin Chiling and others dumbfounded.

"Okay, Youxi, what do you want!" Mom knows her daughter best. Huang Meixi glared at Lin Youxi angrily, "Don't make any excessive demands this time. You know, a disobedient child will not only be If you eat sweets, you’ll get a spanking.”

"Mom, daddy said you are not allowed to spank children!" Lin Youxi yelled, covering her buttocks.

"Your father is not here right now." Huang Meixi said angrily, "Say quickly, I can't let you sleep on your stomach tonight." She was reluctant to let go, but at such a critical moment, Lin Youxi was still here to threaten them, which was unbearable.

"Humph, adults bully children!" Lin Youxi pouted and said unhappily, "Dad once said something, which is - do things according to God's will, and behave against your personality."

Follow God's will and be a person against your personality! Lin Chiling and others murmured a few words, feeling that this was too philosophical.

"Youxi, why haven't we heard your father say that!" Huang Meixi frowned and asked.

"Because my father said that you all have your own ideas, and I am still young, so he asked me to learn to be independent, self-reliant, and have personality." Lin Youxi said seriously.

Monster! Lin Chiling and others looked at each other. Most of the parents in this family hope that their children will be good and obedient, but Lin Feng is good. He lets the child have personality. He is not afraid that Lin Youxi will have a rebellious adolescence in advance and annoy him. However, at present, Lin Youxi is rebellious, but he is more smart, smart to the point of being a demon.

"I understand. Since we say that we should follow God's will and be a person against our personality, let's hold the boss's funeral as soon as possible!" Lin Chiling ordered.

Soon, under the arrangement of Lin Chiling and others, Lin Feng's funeral was scheduled for December 2. The whole ceremony process is like this. First, the hearse departs from Lin Feng's villa, goes around the center of Hai Lao (the Bund), and arrives at the downstairs of the "Century Light". Lin Feng's body is placed at the monument in front of the Century Light, and then everyone mourns and lays a wreath. Finally, it ends. Of course, since Lin Feng's body is gone, there is no body, so a bronze statue is used to make a body for Lin Feng and placed in the center of Century Square in front of the "Century Light".

After confirming the whole month ceremony process, we began to contact the bronze statue maker. It was only five days before the funeral, and the time was very tight to make a real bronze statue of Lin Feng. Fortunately, in this world, technology is very advanced, and handicraft manufacturing is even more so. It normally takes half a year to make a bronze statue, but for Lin Feng, the factory patted their chests and guaranteed that it would be completed in three days, and it would be lifelike. This sounds a bit boastful, but in fact, the production process is divided into parts, one part makes the head, one part makes the right arm, and another part makes the left arm. The limbs of the Lin Feng bronze statue are all divided and processed at the same time according to ergonomics, and finally assembled. Three days are enough.

After solving the problem of Lin Feng's "body", the remaining thing is the selection of people to attend the funeral. Lin Feng has friends all over the world, of course, there are only so many close friends. Li Zekai, Zong Qinghou and others, just a phone call is ok. The trouble is, what about others? Those officials in Shanghai, should we invite them? Should we invite officials from Lin Feng's hometown? Should we invite officials from Beijing? Should we invite officials from Lin Feng's investment all over the country? And some overseas investment partners, should we invite them?

Originally, if Lin Feng died normally, then he should definitely invite them. But Lin Feng didn't die in the line of duty, and he is still alive. If all these people are invited, and Lin Feng is still alive in the end, wouldn't he be hated! Who knows what troubles Lin Feng will cause. Also, should we invite those competitors and enemies of Lin Feng? This is also a headache. If we invite them, we don’t know whether Lin Feng is happy or not, and we don’t know whether they will come. If we don’t invite them, they will say that the hatred is gone after the death of the person, and you women are petty, which will really make people angry to death.

So after weighing the pros and cons, Lin Chiling asked Huang Meixi to directly publish a notice as Lin Feng’s widow - since my late husband passed away, I have always received help from friends from all walks of life. I would like to thank all my late husband’s friends and elders for their help. December 5th is my late husband’s funeral. I have been at home taking care of my husband and children, and I have never seen the world, so I don’t know how many friends my late husband has. Here, I can only hope that all friends and elders who respect my late husband will come to burn incense to express their remembrance.

This notice is very straightforward and not of high standard, but it is very consistent with Huang Meixi’s identity. After all, she has been at home since she gave birth to Lin Youxi. Except for filming Jackie Chan's "Myth", she has been at home taking care of her husband and children, hiding from everyone. And with her identity and knowledge, it is indeed impossible for her to know so many friends of Lin Feng, so she can only write this notice to invite everyone to attend Lin Feng's funeral.

This notice is very suitable. It does not offend anyone and also shuts up everyone.

"Brother Lin, it seems that although these women around you lack a little bit of kingly aura, they do a good job in this kind of logistics work. I really envy you for having these virtuous wives!" Qiu Deba laughed.

Lin Feng smiled faintly, feeling slightly proud in his heart.

"By the way, brother Lin, it seems that I have to prepare to leave too. If I don't go to this kind of lively place, I will regret it for the rest of my life!" Qiu Deba laughed. (To be continued)