Nine Hundred and Eighty Three Pig Hemorrhoids

Catherine wasted her whole life after eating only one bite. She was full of praise for the gourd-tou steamed buns, and she finished a bowl of steamed buns. Looking at the leftovers in the lunch box, she couldn't help sharing them with Shen Han.

Dong Fangzheng has already measured the pulse of Mrs. Yelena, and said seriously: "The pulse condition is not bad, there is no major problem, I will prescribe a prescription, it is to strengthen vitality, take it for half a month first."

Mrs. Yelena's recovery is very good. Before she came here, she went to the H City Hospital for an examination, and the doctor was surprised by the results. Most of the cancer cells in the old lady's body fell into a dormant state, just like an extinct volcano. Stimulated too much, it can sleep for thousands of years.

In the case of Mrs. Yelena, it has basically been cured. Because of Mrs. Yelena's case, the hospital even took the old lady's treatment process as a research sample, carefully analyzing whether there is anything that can be used for reference.

"Thank you, Mr. Dong." Mrs. Yelena thanked with a smile.

She was in a good mood, and after getting Dong Fangzheng's affirmative answer, her heart was completely at ease, and she felt like she had regained a new life. Two months ago, she really thought that she was about to die soon!

Dong Fangzheng wrote down the prescription eloquently and handed it to Shen Jiao, but she couldn't understand it when it was given to Mrs. Yelena. The old lady could only hear Chinese, but she couldn't write or read it.

"Auntie, this stuff is called gourd head, and it's made from the most delicious part of the pig, isn't it delicious?"

Shen Han said with a smile, it wasn't that he deliberately deceived Catherine, but the raw material of the gourd head was indescribable, and he didn't know how to describe it in Y language.

After writing the prescription, Dong Fangzheng breathed a sigh of relief, ready to go back to enjoy the big meal, but——

"Where's my gourd head? Which bastard ate it?"

Dong Fang was looking angrily at the empty lunch box in front of him, there was not even a drop of soup left, while Shen Han next to him was belching lightly with oil on his mouth, the old man was so angry that he just wanted to strangle the little bastard to death.

"Old man, look at the fat on your body, my aunt and I are helping you lower your cholesterol." Shen Han giggled.

When Dong Fangzheng heard that Catherine also had a share, he was not so angry. He still wanted to be a landlord in front of foreigners, and not let foreigners laugh at Chinese people for being stingy.

"Go back and settle the score with you, at least I'll leave me with a Roujiamo?" Dong Fangzheng stared fiercely, looking at the oily paper on the table with distress.

Damn, this foreign woman can really eat, no wonder she looks so strong, tsk!

After listening to Xiao Fang's translation, Catherine was a little embarrassed. She didn't expect that what she ate was Dong Fangzheng's breakfast. It was really rude.

"Mr. Dong, I'm really sorry. I didn't know this was your breakfast. How about I compensate you?" Catherine said apologetically.

Dong Fangzheng waved his hands again and again: "No need, no need, just a little snack, there is no need to lose money, just eat it, I will buy it later when I go back."

Generally speaking, foodies and foodies are the easiest to become good friends. You don’t need to say anything, and you can call your brother or sister if you have a skewer together.

The same is true for Dong Fangzheng and Catherine. A bowl of gourd head made them have a common topic. Dong Fangzheng made a science for her: "Let me tell you, this gourd head must be eaten at a food stand, where the taste is the most authentic. What do you know?" Is there a reason?"

"Because the chefs there are the real chefs." Catherine replied.

Dong Fangzheng chuckled: "Chef's a fart, they are all cooks who have become monks halfway through. If the gourd head is to be delicious, the most important thing is that it can't be washed too clean, what you eat is that smell!"

The translator's expression was a little strange. She knew some food customs of people in Country Y. It should be said that most Westerners don't eat animal offal, especially the nobles.

Noble lady like Catherine would not eat it 100%. If she knew the raw material of the gourd head, would she go crazy?

Xiao Fang thought about it and decided not to directly translate Dong Fangzheng's words.

Just about to say that the gourd head raw material is very delicious, Shen Han next to him said: "That's right, the pig's intestines just can't be washed too clean, the smell will be washed away, and the taste is not authentic."

Catherine's complexion changed slightly, pig intestines?

"Xiaohan, do you mean the pig's large intestine by the pig's large intestine? The large intestine used to hold feces?"

"Yes, it's the pig's large intestine. It's a good thing. The best food is the gourd head. The taste is really amazing." Shen Han said that he was hungry again. As a large intestine controler, Shen Han likes any food made of pig's large intestine , all comers are welcome.

Catherine raised her voice several times, and asked sharply, "Is the gourd head you ate just now made of pig intestines?"

Shen Han nodded first, Catherine's heart sank to the bottom, her face was pale, and her stomach began to churn, but Shen Han began to shake her head again, Catherine's heart lifted, her nausea disappeared, and she breathed a sigh of relief.

"The raw material of the gourd head is not exactly the pig's large intestine, it should be a part of the pig's large intestine." Shen Han talked eloquently.

"Which part?" Catherine suppressed her nausea and asked, even if she died, she wanted to figure out what exactly she was eating.

"Let's think about it, how should I describe it? With it, it's a pig's steel door, or hemorrhoids, that's what it is."

Shen Han is very proud, he is really smart, he can think of such an appropriate word, it's amazing.

"evil"

Catherine couldn't bear it anymore, covered her mouth and rushed into the bathroom, God, she actually ate the pig steel door and hemorrhoids, or the steel door and hemorrhoids that were not cleaned, God, what is the difference between her doing this and eating poop!

"What's wrong with your aunt? Is there a baby?" Dong Fangzheng was in high spirits, and vomited after eating, obviously happy!

Shen Han shook his head blankly, he didn't know, he was so happy to eat spicy food just now, why did he vomit just as soon as he said it?

Xiao Fang looked at the pair of live treasures in front of him helplessly, and explained: "People in Y country don't eat animal offal. Just now, you were both gangsters and hemorrhoids. It's no wonder that Madam Catherine didn't vomit!"

Shen Han patted his forehead annoyed, ouch, why did he forget about this, he had heard it from his teacher in City H before, but he had long forgotten about the country of Java.

Dong Fangzheng curled his lips: "Foreigners are just not smart, and internal organs are the most delicious and nutritious parts. How stupid!"

Shen Han blamed Mrs. Yelena: "Grandmother, why didn't you explain to me just now? Now my aunt hates me to death."

"It's okay. Your aunt will remember this unforgettable meal for the rest of her life. It should make her lose a few pounds." Mrs. Yelena said lightly, with a smile on her lips.

Catherine came out of the bathroom, her steps were weak, her face pale, she even vomited yellow bile just now, but she was still sick.

Everyone glanced at Catherine, who looked like a ghost, and then at Mrs. Yelena, who was in a happy mood, and couldn't help shrinking their necks. The old lady's knife was so hard!