Eight Hundred and Twenty-Four: Take a Photo to Prove that We Have Been Here

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Over the past few days, Foreign Affairs Spokesperson Pei Renbiao has been having trouble sleeping and eating.

Ever since he saw that Yi Ke's official social account x-on:had killed him and that he was going to assassinate him openly and honestly, when he saw this message, he seemed to have fallen into an abyss. He would be lying if he said he was not afraid.

Think about the list of people who have been killed by strangers before.

The only thing missing is a list at the level of a president of a country.

Oh, no!

If the royal king counts, then King Abujabi is dead!

And the whole family died.

It's not just an assassination. To be sure, an assassination can kill someone.

Can he not be afraid?

Who the hell can sleep peacefully every day when being targeted by such an organization?

After being informed on Weibo that he had been included in the death list of strangers, Pei Renbiao immediately left a message on the official diplomatic account of the Bangzi Kingdom: "I am not a member of the Communist Party, and it is not in line with your rules for you to assassinate me!"

Looking at his message, social users all scoffed.

Hey, weren't you quite arrogant before? Why are you so timid now?

Stranger: Sorry, someone paid $1 for your life. We have enough information to kill you. There are still 6 days until the end of the week.

Pei Renbiao was smashing things in the office, and his diplomatic subordinates even stayed away from him. They were afraid that when strangers assassinated this person, they would be implicated if they interfered too much. For example, if someone wanted to kill someone with a sniper gun, and you happened to be in front of him, then It's no coincidence.

Although there are less than 6 days left in one week, with the speed of foreign visitors, who knows whether they may already be eyeing Pei Renbiao.

Pei Renbiao spent a day, he was afraid, he was afraid of this torturous waiting. Just when he was about to use his official account to admit his mistake and bow his head, the Ministry of National Defense came directly to his Ministry of Foreign Affairs. After submitting his documents, well-trained criminal police elites filed in in suits and ties and said: "Sir Pei Renbiao, now you Your account does not allow you to speak privately. Now that the words have been spoken, our big country will go to war with them and let them assassinate them. We will make it impossible for them to come back!"

Pei Renbiao sat on his chair and looked up at the ceiling, sneering: "Of course, your names are not on the list. How the hell do you know how this feels? There are only five days left. It's two days since they left Abu Dhabi and Seoul." There is enough time, maybe they are already on their way to Seoul, no, I have to run away!"

A criminal police officer from the Ministry of National Defense said sternly: "Please pay attention to your identity! You are our diplomat. Look, what are you afraid of? If you want to run away, what will the world think of our country? What you say and do They all represent us, and your cowardly remarks before are enough to make you lose your hat."

"Then I'll quit, okay? I just need to do my job, and I casually responded to the instructions from the superiors to cooperate with the United States. But now you have also seen that I was targeted by a foreigner. I am innocent, do you understand? "

The criminal police officer said solemnly: "We are here this time to be responsible for your safety. We have the ability to protect you. What are you afraid of! It's just a small private organization. You don't even pay attention to the country next door. You are afraid of these gangs." What does a small organization do?”

"This is a national dispute in China. No matter how I speak, I have freedom of speech. But foreigners are different. In their eyes, bullshit legal freedom of speech is just too long for life. You all know what the history of foreigner assassinations is. Man, a member of the royal family just died three days ago, and I don’t want to lose my life because of my job." Pei Renbiao said, pulling off his tie and preparing to resign from get off work.

When he passed the criminal police officer, the guy roared: "Do you think now is the time for you to be emotional? You are now representing the face of a country. If you want to resign, the whole world will laugh at us. We only talk about BB." , don’t mess around with me!”

He bluffed Pei Renbiao.

Then the criminal police officer said kindly: "Believe us, we have faced all kinds of international killer organizations and thieves, and we have experience in how to deal with them. You are not only doing it for yourself now, but also for the country, please!"

With that said, all the policemen from the Ministry of National Defense bowed to Pei Renbiao.

Pei Renbiao took a deep breath, and the colonel continued: "Now, even if you resign or beg for mercy, the stranger's style will not change. Since it is a foregone conclusion, let's face them head-on. Since they have shown their time and goals, Come out, we still don’t believe that we can’t protect you. If they fail this time, evil will eventually prevail over good! We are the party of justice. If the foreigner who can’t be dealt with by Japan and Abu Zambia is killed in Seoul, think about it. Think about how our security and international image of Seoul will be improved by then? Looking at it from another perspective, this is actually an opportunity! An opportunity to promote our country’s prestige!”

Pei Renbiao sighed: "Why don't I know this? If I can survive this time, I will leave a majestic image in the hearts of the people. I can even be invincible in the next presidential election. However, compared to this Of everything, life is more important!"

The colonel continued to persuade him: "Currently, we have also requested a copy of the list of suspects (information on Xu Cheng) submitted by Japan. We can probably guess that this foreigner may have traces of Chinese people, so during this week, We have put an end to requests from Chinese people for inbound tourism, which fundamentally restricts some foreigners from landing in Seoul. Secondly, we have obtained the information resource sharing of global criminals with Interpol, and as long as anyone in the world has a criminal experience We can exclude him from entering the country. This time, pro-American countries all over the world are looking at us, and the whole world is helping us, but do you want to give up?"

Pei Renbiao calmed down: "What did the tourism bureau say? Restrict Chinese people from coming. They are big business owners. How much money will we lose?"

Colonel: "The tourism bureau must compromise and accept our arrangement and temporarily suspend Chinese tourist visas for a week. Although it will cost a lot of money, this is the top priority compared to the country's face."

Pei Renbiao covered his face with both hands and rubbed his tired eyes: "I haven't slept for two days. This kind of suffering really made me collapse."

"Trust us, you go to your home and have a good sleep."

At this moment, the diplomat's subordinate ran into the office: "Sir, it's bad, the official account of Yike has updated the content, you can see it yourself."

Pei Renbiao turned around and shook the mouse. After the monitor turned on, he clicked on the most popular headlines on the social network.

Stranger.

He clicked into the stranger column.

I saw Yi Ke updated a picture.

A selfie with a bird’s eye view of Seoul.

There are a few words written in the content: I have arrived in Seoul, take a photo to prove that I have been there.

Pei Renbiao was so stunned that his eyes almost fell out of his head.

The detective sergeant turned the screen to take a look, and the subordinate next to him exclaimed: "From this bird's-eye view of Seoul, he should have taken a selfie above the landmark Seoul Tower."