Chapter 917: Starting From Today as a Milking Worker
Homelander changing into women's clothes is scary enough, and he also shows a flattering expression, kneeling on the ground to give someone XXX...
Tony Stark couldn't help but turn his head away, "Shit, don't show me these, God, I want to vomit!"
Eric Lansheer glanced at Homelander who was shaking next to him, and asked in a 'kind' way: "Are you okay? In fact, there is nothing wrong with publishing these videos. Think about it in a positive way. Maybe you can get support from some special groups?"
Natasha Romanoff couldn't help but chant at the speed of light: "LGBTQIAPKDX...?"
"What are you talking about?" Eric Lansheer looked puzzled.
Natasha Romanov shrugged her shoulders: "To be honest, you may have hit the nail on the head about the minority special groups you want.
Homelander, if you increase publicity in this regard, you will definitely become the darling of the special groups! However, you have to make some sacrifices, such as changing your personality or something."
Homelander had already been very patient, and they were so weird that his mentality was completely broken.
He clenched his fist and cursed at the sky: "Shit! Damn aliens, bastards, bastards! I swear, sooner or later I will twist your head off, I will make you..."
"Attention! Player Homelander insults the quiz game and will be punished at the first level!"
The thunderbolt that fell from the sky completely interrupted Homelander's foul language and curses. He experienced the taste of electrotherapy again, and his whole body was shaking wildly.
Until the video on the light screen ended, Homelander spit out black smoke and fell to the ground.
Even though he had experienced electrotherapy once before, it did not bring him any resistance. This electric shock still hurt him to the depths of his soul!
Tony Stark shook his head and said, "Zu, hey, you said you have been patient for so long, why don't you continue to be patient? I think you need to practice more."
Eric Lansherr shrugged: "To be honest, I guess he didn't expect that he would have so much black material in the future, right?"
Bruce Banner couldn't help but sneered: "Homelander, haven't you always emphasized that these videos are fake? If they are fake, why do you still care?"
Natasha Romanoff glanced at him: "No, if the future videos are all fake, it means deliberate false accusations. To be honest, this is more disgusting than if it is true, after all, it will be broadcast in the multiverse."
Tony Stark shrugged "But so far, the future videos exposed by the quiz game have never failed."
Amid their discussion, the next question also appeared on the screen: "Question, who among the following options has the most special way of relaxing himself? And won the name of 'Crescent Moon Sky Strike'?"
"A: Homelander, B: Storm, C: Queen Maeve, D: Deep Sea."
"Crescent Moon Sky Strike, it sounds like the name of an attack skill?"
Tony Stark rubbed his chin and looked at the dark Homelander with interest: "Azu, what do you think? Could the answer to this question be you?"
Homelander was still sitting on the ground, feeling as if he had completely laid down, and naturally didn't say a word.
Eric Lansheer shrugged his shoulders: "I also think he is the most suspicious, these questions are obviously related to him."
Bruce Banner reminded: "But this will also become a misunderstanding, what if the quiz game is deliberately misleading us?"
At this time, the introduction videos of the four candidates began to play on the screen.
The first one is Homelander. I guess everyone has guessed his way of relieving stress, which is nothing more than drinking milk.
The first half is a collection of Zubao, Madeline and another "Madeline" getting along, which everyone has seen.
But the second half of the video is very fresh. Zubao actually ran to a cowshed, staring at the cows in a trance, and then ran to milk the cows as if he was possessed!
"Hahaha, Zubao the milker! My God, Zu, I think you should not call me Homelander in the future. Really, milker is more suitable for you."
Tony Stark laughed outside the screen, and Natasha, Eric and Bruce Banner couldn't help laughing.
It's not his fault. It's just that Zubao in the video is too funny. The expression of relief on his face when milking is really funny!
Natasha Romanov smiled and commented: "Homelander, I think you can really consider applying for a job at a ranch if you lose your job in the future. Look, he's pretty good at milking!"
"Indeed, indeed!" Tony Stark patted his chest and said: "Zu, don't worry about losing your job. I have several ranches. I will hire you as a milker when the time comes. I guarantee you high benefits and salary!"
Homelander's eyes were dull, and there was only one thought in his mind: tired, too tired, this damn multiverse is about to be destroyed!
In the video on the light screen, Zubao tasted the fruits of his labor after milking, and it was so fragrant!
Someone came to disturb him again, but it was not Ashley, but another beautiful woman. She asked curiously: "Didn't you have breakfast?"
Zubao was almost choked, licked the corner of his mouth, and defended: "No, no, I just saw that the cow was in pain and wanted to help it."
The video ended, and there was a burst of laughter outside the light screen.
"Hahaha, A-Zu, your milking skills really helped that cow! Believe me, you will definitely be an excellent milker!"
Tony Stark smiled from ear to ear. He didn't expect that the dirty information about the people of his motherland was so funny.
Eric Lensherr was also smiling: "You are too obsessed with breasts. Motherland, maybe the method Tony said can really make you return to normal. The treatment of mental illness is always different." Yes, right?"
Natasha smiled and echoed: "I also think this is good. Motherland, if you return to normal as soon as possible, it will be a good thing for you and everyone."
Bruce Banner snorted: "A psychotic lunatic like him should be put in a mental hospital!"
"Bruce's place, oh, I'm talking about the other Bruce, Bruce Wayne. The trend you mentioned is popular there. If you catch a mentally ill lunatic, you will be sent to Arkham Asylum."
Tony Stark shrugged his shoulders and said: "Of course, Arkham Asylum gathers many criminals, and they are all high-quality criminals. Ordinary scoundrels are not qualified to be locked up.
What do you think the effect will be?
To be honest, I don't think it's good. The criminals don't get treatment and in most cases they take the opportunity to escape, and then Bruce has to play cat and mouse with them.
Really, I think the reason why Bruce was obsessed with sending them to Arkham was because he was too obsessed with the cat and mouse game. "
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