Chapter 1064: The Self-Recommended Helper
Seeing He Qianqian's caller ID, Lin Tian picked it up and connected the call directly.
"Hey, eldest wife..." Lin Tian called out softly.
Who knew that what responded to him was not He Qianqian's gentle voice, but a fierce dog barking.
"Woof woof woof!! Woof woof woof!!!"
The dog barked very loudly, and everyone in the small room was silent, so they could hear it clearly.
This is kind of fucking embarrassing.
"Pfft! Hahahaha~~" Lu Xuan couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
Did I hear it right? Master just called a dog his wife, hahaha!
"Laugh at your sister! If you laugh again, I'll castrate you!" Lin Fang slapped Lu Xuan on the back of his head with his hand, glaring and scolding.
Lu Xuan didn't dare to laugh anymore, he could only watch with his face turning red.
However, such an oolong scene also made everyone laugh a little, and the atmosphere seemed a little relaxed. Everyone was watching Lin Tian's joke.
"Xiao Tiantian? Is that you?" Lin Tian also felt a little speechless, but still asked.
"Woof woof woof!!!" On the other end of the phone, Xiao Tiantian shouted excitedly, as if to say yes, it's me.
"Hahahahaha, Xiao Tiantian! Xiao Tiantian! Master, you really name your dog. This dog is female, why don't you call it Sweetheart!" Lu Xuan laughed loudly.
Lu Xuan couldn't help bursting into laughter, and everyone was more or less amused.
Lin Tian felt a little helpless. He didn't get Xiao Tiantian's name. He also wanted a more powerful and domineering name. The key is not to look at how powerful he looks outside. At home, he has to listen to his wife for many things. Of.
"What a good Lu Xuan! You're still smiling, look at me..." Lin Fang said angrily.
"Don't do it! She's such a big girl and she's a girl, so don't be so violent!" Lin Tian stretched out his hand to stop Lin Fang.
"Hahahaha, did you see that Master is still very generous? Isn't this just a joke? Look at Master, he doesn't even care. Why are you always beating me? Hahahaha, Xiaotiantian! You made me laugh so hard! interesting!"
Lu Xuan saw Lin Tian blocking Lin Fang from beating him,
He laughed even more unscrupulously, and his laughter seemed to be magical, infecting other people. Whether it was Li Li's people or Ni Lin's people, they all laughed together.
"Have you laughed enough?" Lin Tian looked at Lu Xuan with a "gentle" look.
"That's almost it. It's too funny, Master. It's not me who told me to name the dog..." Lu Xuan reluctantly straightened up and held Lin Tian's shoulders.
"Just laugh enough. Laugh enough at once so that you won't be unable to laugh later." Lin Tian smiled slightly.
"You three, haven't you always wanted me to give you some guidance?" Lin Tian suddenly looked at Jian Lun and the others and said.
"Great, Master! Are you willing to give us some advice?" Jian Lun and others said happily.
It had been a while since they had been apprentices, but Lin Tianke had never taken the time to give them guidance, which made them somewhat anxious.
"Today I'll give you a chance to show off. You three, beat him up hard." Lin Tian pointed at Lu Xuan: "Whoever beats him into a pig's head first, I will point out who he is today, and I will ensure that his cultivation will increase." Quite a few!”
"Great!" Jian Lun and the other two men immediately cheered happily without any hesitation.
"Hey, hey, hey, you three, aren't we? We are brothers in the same sect after all. In terms of seniority, I am still your senior brother. How can you destroy your senior brother's body just for some benefit?" Lu Xuan's face was filled with emotion. Jian Lun and the others looked at them in disbelief.
"Hey hey hey~~" The three Jian Lun didn't say anything, they just looked at each other and then rushed over.
"Master! You can't do this, Master! I was wrong! Master, I know I was wrong!" Lu Xuan yelled, grabbing Lin Tian's shoulders in horror.
"It's okay, just treat it as fellow juniors. Your three juniors won't do anything harmful. They have a sense of proportion." Lin Tian smiled, took Lu Xuan's hand off his shoulder, and then looked at Lu Xuan They were dragged into the corner by Jian Lun and the others.
"Help!!!" Lu Xuan's wailing was accompanied by the excited fists and kicks of Jian Lun and the others one after another.
Lin Tian put away his smile and glanced casually at the people who had just laughed. Those people immediately lowered their heads in a hurry, not daring to look at him.
Damn it! It's too rude, he's so cruel to his own disciples, it would be better if he was dealing with himself. Everyone couldn't help but shudder.
Lin Tian felt a little helpless. Why did he feel that Lu Xuan's style of painting changed after he followed him? The innocent and hot-blooded guy before was gone and he became a funny guy.
You have to teach me a lesson, otherwise if you take it out in the future, others will think that it was me, the master, who brought it up!
After dealing with Lu Xuan, Lin Tian turned his ear to the phone again and began to communicate with Xiao Tiantian.
"Xiao Tiantian, why are you calling me?" Lin Tian asked.
"Woof woof woof woof!!!" Xiao Tiantian shouted excitedly.
"Oh, you said you were too bored at home and wanted to go out to play?" Lin Tian said.
"Woof woof woof!!" Xiao Tiantian shouted again.
"But it's very dangerous here, and I don't have time to take care of you. I'm afraid you'll get killed if you come over," Lin Tian said.
"Woof woof woof!!! Woof woof!!" Xiao Tiantian shouted.
"What? Aren't you afraid? That's not possible. There are a lot of bad people out there. How about you just stay at home with Qianqian? You can buy whatever you want online, okay." Lin Tian was completely like that. In a coaxing tone.
"Woof woof!!!" Xiao Tiantian roared in dissatisfaction.
In this way, Lin Tian held the phone, bargaining with one person and one dog.
"Holy shit! Is this true?! Our boss can still talk like a dog!" a Li family expert whispered.
"Shhh! Look how ignorant you are! Who is our boss? What's so surprising about knowing several foreign languages?" said another master of the Li family.
"That's right! I think our boss's dog talk is at least level eight! It's smoother than the average dog!" A master from the Li family next to him praised with admiration on his face.
Lin Tian, who has excellent hearing, heard these words clearly. Damn, it sounds like you are scolding me.
What you are saying is dog language! He even said he was sneakier than a dog!
Of course Lin Tian couldn't understand what Xiao Tiantian was barking at, but he knew that despite Xiao Tiantian's dog-like appearance, judging from her intelligence and strength, she could communicate as a human being.
Of course, the language barrier is a big problem.
But who is Lin Tian? If we don’t understand, we can just guess.
Lin Tian estimated Xiao Tiantian's thoughts and kept asking questions. Then based on the tone and emotion of Xiao Tiantian's roar, he could guess the general meaning.
Just when Lin Tian and the dog were arguing endlessly and almost started to quarrel, He Qianqian's scolding came from over there, and then He Qianqian's voice came over clearly:
"Why did you quarrel with him when I was just going to take a shower?" He Qianqian said with some dissatisfaction.
"I didn't want it either, it was the phone call I had." Lin Tian said.
"I didn't talk about you, I talked about Xiao Tiantian!" He Qianqian didn't give him any face.
"..." Lin Tian.
"What's going on?" Lin Tian asked.
"I don't know either. It was fine before. I answered your call and chatted for a while. Then I saw that Tiantian was in a different state. She seemed to be very excited."
"Do you think it's in heat? Should I find a partner for it?" He Qianqian said.
"Forget it, just look for a companion. I think it doesn't look down on ordinary bitches. I think it heard you talking to me. It must have heard me outside. It was bored at home and wanted to come out to play with me. Right." Lin Tian said.
"That's not possible. It's too dangerous outside. It's just a puppy." He Qianqian said.
"Woof woof woof!! Woof woof woof!!!" Xiao Tiantian shouted again, seemingly in protest.
This time, no matter how He Qianqian coaxed her, Xiao Tiantian refused to let her go and continued to scream endlessly.
In the end, there was no other way, Lin Tian had no choice but to say to He Qianqian:
"Give it the phone and I'll have a word with it."
He Qianqian had no choice but to hand the phone to Xiao Tiantian's ear. It immediately became quiet and whined twice as if it was dissatisfied.
"Have you thought about it clearly? Do you really want to come over?" Lin Tian said seriously.
"Woof woof!!" Xiao Tiantian shouted twice happily.
Lin Tian thought for a while, anyway, they are short of helpers now, the more the better. Thinking of Xiao Tiantian's mysterious origins and the abilities he has shown, Lin Tian feels that if he lets them follow him, he still has the ability to protect himself.
However, to be cautious, even if it is a dog, the pros and cons must be explained clearly so that it can choose independently.
Therefore, Lin Tian asked seriously:
"Xiao Tiantian, is your current power almost the same as mine before?" Lin Tian wanted to confirm where Xiao Tiantian's power is now. Lin Tian didn't know, and Xiao Tiantian couldn't tell.
It was unrealistic to let He Qianqian see half a bucket of water, so Lin Tian had to ask in a roundabout way. The cultivation he was talking about was naturally his own Condensation Realm cultivation.
"Woof!!!" Xiao Tiantian shouted particularly hard this time, looking very energetic.
"Okay, if that's the case, then come over and help me." Lin Tian could only agree.
Afterwards, Xiao Tiantian naturally shouted happily, and Lin Tian began to do some ideological work for He Qianqian, asking her to buy the nearest air ticket for Xiao Tiantian and let her fly over quickly.
He Qianqian was naturally afraid that something would happen to it, and she didn't want to. Xiao Tiantian was so cute, and was loved as a son by He Qianqian and Bu Mengting at home. It can be said that she enjoyed higher treatment than Lin Tian at home.
But she couldn't withstand Lin Tian's lobbying and finally agreed.
After that, Lin Tian asked He Qianqian to arrange for Wang Ying to take Xiao Tiantian over as quickly as possible to the address given.
With another set of sweet words, he coaxed his eldest wife and reassured her that she could take care of herself, Bu Mengting and Lin Fang.
After hanging up the phone, Lin Tian looked up and found that everyone was looking at him.
"Lin Tian, did I hear you correctly? You actually called a dog to help?!"
The Dragon Emperor stared at Lin Tian with a look of despair on his face.
I made phone calls for a long time, and the people I called were all masters who had been practicing for many years, but this guy even called a dog!
And *** it was self-recommendation!