Chapter 218 Sister, Can We Make Friends?

"This beautiful sister, what's your name? Can I make friends with you? My surname is Zhang, and my name is Zhang Jia. I am seventeen years old and have never been in a relationship. Sister, you are so beautiful and have a good figure. The key is big breasts, I like to make friends with beauties like you..."

The little fat man brazenly approached the female archaeologist, staring at her chest with a face like a pig brother, chattering endlessly, and changing what he said to Zhou Ting before. over again.

The word 'shameless' is simply 'tailor-made' for him.

The female archaeologist looked at the little fat man in astonishment, obviously a little frightened. However, after seeing the little fat man's youthful appearance, the frightened feeling faded a little.

However, he subconsciously raised his hand to cover his chest, took two steps back, and stared at the little fat man with vigilant, pervert-like eyes.

"You, what do you want to do?"

The female archaeologist asked warily. She had noticed that this little fat man was with Song Ke, Zhou Ting and others before, but she never thought that this little fat man would come to 'trick' her.

The little fat man didn't realize that he was a little pervert in the eyes of other beauties, and said happily, "Sister beauty, I want to make friends with you. Can you tell me your name? And What are your measurements, especially your bust, this is very important..."

"By the way, sister, do you like archeology? In fact, there are many antiques in my house, some of which have been passed down for thousands of years. I will take you to my house to look at those antiques some other day!"

The female archaeologist probably didn't expect that there would be such a 'shameless' hooligan in this world, but she asked her measurements and emphasized her bust.

This female archaeologist didn't have Zhou Ting's expressionless concentration, and she looked at the little fat man with disgust in her eyes. "Go away, I don't want to know you, let alone be your friend."

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help cursing in a low voice, "Stinky rascal!"

The little fat man didn't care. Or it has become a habit for him to be called a hooligan in his life. She didn't take it seriously anymore, instead she looked at him seriously, and said without giving up: "Sister, you are really beautiful, I like you very much. Especially your big breasts, I like you even more, I I really want to make friends with you..."

The little fat man hadn't finished speaking. Song Ke, who was finally so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground, hurriedly grabbed him. Covering his mouth, he dragged him away forcefully.

While smiling very apologetically at the beautiful woman, "I'm really sorry, he's just so outspoken and heartless, in fact he doesn't have any malicious intentions, please don't take offense..."

No wonder that is the strange thing.

For no reason, a little fat guy suddenly appeared to open his mouth and shut his mouth because he had big breasts and made friends. How much is the measurement... A girl from a good family will be annoyed and ashamed if she asks.

But the female archaeologist knew Song Ke. Knowing that he is the captain of the Yinhai Armed Police Brigade, no matter how disgusted and dissatisfied he is with that little fat man in his heart, he can't say anything to him. He can only admit that he is unlucky to be molested by a teenage fat man.

Song Ke was also very embarrassed when he saw the beautiful woman's angry face, her old face flushed red. In fact, he is not familiar with Little Fatty, they just met yesterday.

It's just that this little fat man was brought here by order to assist the comrades in Guoan to deal with the affairs here. Now this little fat man has made such a molestation and hooliganism to Zhou Ting and the female archaeologist. Don't come out and stop him.

"Uh, uh... Hey, Lao Song, why did you cover my mouth and drag me away? I'm exchanging feelings and making friends with a beautiful sister!"

The little fat man pulled away Song Ke's hand covering his mouth, and shouted dissatisfied.

Song Ke was like a black line on his forehead.

He also exchanged feelings... It's really a blessing that he can speak. When did flirting with other girls and playing hooligans become exchanging feelings and making friends?

Song Ke couldn't help sighing in his heart at this time, the higher-ups didn't know what to think about it, but they actually sent such a top-notch down. I really don't know how such a guy became a rare genius in Tianshijiao, can it be said that the sky has no eyes?

Or, God is fair, the reason why he is so stupid, or... funny? Is it because God gave him such a great talent?

"Senior brother Zhang, stop talking nonsense, you made me so angry that you didn't see the girl." Song Ke could only warn the little fat man in a low voice.

Although the little fat man is not very old, he is a little celestial master taught by a celestial master, and Song Ke is also a martial arts practitioner. Even if he is a circle older than the little fat man, he still has to be called "Senior Brother Zhang".

"Why are you so anxious? It's because the beautiful sister doesn't understand me yet. As long as I communicate with her more, the misunderstanding that the beautiful sister has about me will definitely be eliminated. Lao Song, don't drag me any longer. I want to talk to the beautiful lady. My sister is making friends. My mother said, let me take advantage of this time to come down the mountain to meet a few more beautiful women with big breasts. I will choose a wife in the future, so that I can give birth and have enough milk..."

The little fat man spoke plausibly, and didn't feel ashamed to panic at all.

Zhou Ting on the side and the members of the Guoan Dragon Soul Brigade behind her watched this scene, each of them couldn't hold back their laughter, but they didn't dare to laugh loudly, so they could only hold back.

Zhou Ting covered her forehead speechlessly.

She didn't feel that strong before, but now she looked at the little fat man from an onlooker angle, and suddenly felt that this child... was really saved.

Zhou Ting suddenly wondered what kind of wonderful family and education could teach such a rare flower in the world.

It can be called a legend in the funny world.

"Captain Zhou, although this little fat man has a flirtatious mouth, he is really funny. I really didn't expect that the little celestial master taught by the majestic celestial master would be such a superb character."

"Yes, I admire his mother very much now. This little fat man is only seventeen years old, and he has instilled so many ideas in him to find a woman with big breasts. I am speechless. Are small breasts so unpopular? ?”

The one who spoke was a female team member with 'flat chest', rolling her eyes with a speechless expression.

The other person next to him immediately teased: "Sister Xiaolu, it is true that girls with big breasts are more popular than those with smaller breasts in this world. You have to accept the reality. Why don't you buy a few hundred catties of papaya or something for you someday? Are you doing a good job of enlarging your breasts?"

The speaker winked and smirked.

The other men next to him burst into laughter, making the flat-chested girl named Xiaolu flush with shame and anger.

"Tang Xiao! I remember you, just wait for me, don't fall into my hands, or you will be good-looking. What's wrong with small breasts? Do you have no human rights if you have small breasts? Hmph, grandma, I have small breasts. I am proud!"

Xu Lu's face was flushed, but she put on a aggressive, coquettish and domineering look, with her hands on her hips, she shouted at the person who just teased her.

The people next to me burst into laughter again.

At this moment, even the team member named Tang Xiao scratched his head embarrassingly, and quickly gave in. There was no reason for this woman to hold grudges, and he didn't want to accidentally come to the truth one day. As the saying goes, there is only a thousand days to be a thief, how can a thousand days be a thief?

"My sister is really domineering and mighty! I was just joking with you just now, sister, please don't mind me. I still agree with you about what you said. You are right, the one with small breasts What's wrong with women? Women with small breasts still have human rights, and women with small breasts can be as domineering and mighty as my sister!"

Tang Xiao flattered without changing his face.

It's a pity that it seems that the flattery has been patted on the horse's leg. It is simply which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted.

Although other girls swear that they have small breasts and are proud, but girls usually care about this and hope that their breasts can be bigger.

It's like a man, even though his penis is shorter and shorter, he can make do with it, but if he says he doesn't mind, that's impossible. Which man doesn't want to have a mighty, thick and huge penis?

The truth is the same.

So, Tang Xiao's flattery was nothing short of perfect.

I really pissed off the flat-chested girl so much that she was so angry that she stared at him, wishing she could pounce on him and bite him to death.

"Tang Xiao!"

The flat-chested girl's eyes seemed to burst out with murderous intent.

Tang Xiao didn't seem to realize it at all, so he responded straightforwardly: "Hey! Here you are, sister, what can you say, as long as brother can do it, I promise to do it for you!"

I almost slapped my chest loudly.

Xu Lu's almond eyes were full of evil, and she said through gritted teeth: "Now I finally know why you haven't been in a relationship since you were thirty."

"Why?" Tang Xiao asked stupidly.

"Because you are a complete idiot! Your emotional intelligence has fallen into the Mariana Trench! If God can give me a chance to kill a person with my eyes, I hope it will kill you piece!"

Xu Lu gritted her silver teeth loudly.

Tang Xiao was taken aback, "Sister, do you want to fight like this? My brother is always nice to you. Don't scare my brother. My brother is timid. Don't be scared..."

The others were almost dying of laughter.

Even Zhou Ting, who had been keeping a cold face, could not help but twitch the corners of her mouth.

"I said, Old Tang, sister Xiaolu is really right. You really should recharge your EQ. If you keep doing this in the future, I'm afraid my brothers will really worry about you. Can I still find a wife in this life?"

The other person also suppressed a smile, and said to Xu Lu: "Sister Xiaolu, it's not the first day you know Old Tang. If he had to be so clever, he wouldn't have never talked to a girl until now." I'm in love. You, don't care about your knowledge like him."

Xu Lu still glared at Tang Xiao a little indignantly. Then he couldn't help lowering his head and glanced at his slightly swollen chest like a bun, angrily slandered in his heart: What's wrong with the small breasts! My aunt has small breasts, what can I do, think I don't want to have bigger breasts? But it doesn't grow by itself, so what can I do! (to be continued ~^~)