Chapter 1025: Electromagnetic Gun
Duncan Apartments.
"...I feel really helpless."
Matthew smiled wryly at Karen, and explained helplessly: "It's so sluggish! Damn it! Then I really felt like I was castrated!"
"Believe me, even if it's true, Lily still thinks you're extremely sexy when you go back!"
Adam joked.
"It's not funny."
Matthew retorted, then lowered his head and said softly, "But you're right..."
"Since you're all crying, what else does Artillery Goodman want to do?"
Peggy frowned, "What did he do to force you to lose your job?"
"...It's not what you think!"
Matthew quickly explained: "The Gunner is just a nickname, it doesn't have any meaning in that respect.
After that incident, I didn't know how to face him.
Then Barney and the others gave me an idea. "
"Alas!"
Adam clicked his tongue and said: "How many times have I told you, before you become an executive, don't listen to Barney's fallacies."
"I'm wrong."
Matthew smiled bitterly: "But after hearing what you said about Cannonball Goodman, I think it might not be a bad thing to listen to Barney this time."
"Ok."
Adam shrugged and said, "That's true, and I don't think you need to worry about Lily's reaction at all.
She has always supported you in this kind of big right and wrong!
Besides, her mind is now full of your homework.
No matter what you say, she won't care.
So tonight you go back and confess, not only will she not be angry, but she will also give you a happy bear hug..."
"I think so."
Matthew adjusted his comfort after this meeting, and basically got out of the haze, with a smile on his face again.
"Okay, hurry up and tell us how Barney's fallacious theory has fooled you like this?"
Juno smiled and said, "After finishing speaking, hurry back and spend Thanksgiving with Lily!"
"Ok."
Matthew nodded: "He said that this kind of thing is normal in the workplace.
Then he told me the joke about the white collar in their company wanting to pee on his boss in public.
I can't laugh at all.
The biggest lesson he told me about this was that when your boss yells at you, never talk back.
For this reason, he compiled a set of theories of "the chain of roars and the cycle of roars".
The boss that said the Cannonball boss yelled at the Cannonball boss.
The artilleryman's boss yells at the artilleryman.
The artilleryman yelled at me.
I should have yelled at Lily when I got home.
Lily yelled at a little girl in kindergarten after she got to work.
Then the little girl yelled at her cannonball boss's boss' dad!
This forms a cycle, and no one suffers! "
"Pure nonsense!"
Adam complained: "First of all, you dare to yell at Lily!
Besides, can the boss's daughter of the artilleryman boss go to Lily's kindergarten?
Even if he went, Lily dare to yell at her?
No one suffers?
People at the bottom will always suffer! "
"Who said it wasn't?"
Matthew smiled bitterly: "So I didn't listen to him at all last night.
In order to avoid Lily's obsession and make a report, I went to a restaurant to write a report..."
"Barney chased after you to fool you again, didn't he?"
Adam understood: "He will not give up until he achieves his goal.
Unless you do what I did and let him calmly listen to every word I say. "
"yes."
Matthew nodded: "As soon as I looked up, he sat across from him and continued to sell that theory to me.
It's okay to say I don't want to yell at Lily, you can yell at the waiter.
As long as you vent out the negative emotions pent up in your heart, you will be able to adapt to this workplace gracefully..."
"Tell me you didn't do that."
Juno looked at Matthew with a smile.
"I don't."
Matthew met Juno's eyes, shivered for some reason, and explained: "Although I was tempted by Barney's bewitching, and I was ready to try.
But before I could get emotional, the waiter exploded and yelled at me.
I left the highest 20% service charge and left in a panic. "
"hehe."
Juno let out an unintelligible laugh.
"After we got out, Barney didn't give up. He dragged me into the alley, insisting that I growl at him."
Matthew smiled bitterly and said, "Seeing him like this, I followed his instructions and began to growl.
But something terrible happened.
It turns out roaring is addictive!
After I yelled at Barney in that alley, I really felt a lot better afterwards.
Then at work the next day, I walked into Gunner Goodman's office.
Originally, I just wanted to submit a report.
But out of nowhere, I broke out and yelled at the artilleryman Goodman.
I yelled out all my dissatisfaction these days.
Then the more I yelled, the more excited I was, and I just said I quit!
But as soon as I said it, I regretted it, regret it to death!
That's when the gunner thanked me and said he needed to hear this. "
"He's certainly not the kind of thank you you're looking for."
Adam shook his head.
"That's right."
Matthew's mouth twitched: "I didn't hear it at the time.
I, who regretted my death, changed my mind at that time.
Ask him if he really thinks so?
And said it wasn't about him personally...
It's a pity that what he really thanked was my "I quit".
Because I resigned voluntarily, the company does not have to pay severance pay.
Then he called security.
As he said, when the security guard kicked me out, it was really rough!
Then, I turned and turned downstairs in the apartment, still afraid to go back and face Lily.
I took an extra three years in law school, and Lily was always there for me.
Now is the time for me to repay her, but I lost my job because I couldn't control my emotions.
The home we have carefully chosen is likely to be lost because of my impulse.
I regret it so much, I even thought about going to the company tomorrow, even if I kneel down and beg, I have to go back to work..."
"It doesn't matter."
Adam patted him on the shoulder: "You have chosen to be a lawyer, so I don't have much to say.
But you are my good friend!
Your knees can only be half-kneeled for Lily... Of course, you can also kneel fully, if Lily really likes that...
Ok.
In short, in terms of career, you are assertive and pursuing.
If you want to improve your ability and finally reach the height you want, you must polish and accumulate experience in this environment.
Because other companies are almost the same, different companies have been squeezed out!
I can't help you much in this regard, it's all on your own.
But just for the money, for the mortgage, and not to lose your home, to kneel down and beg a jerk?
Adam Duncan's best friend is not so humble! "
Having said that, he took the check book that Juno had handed over, wrote a number that was not too big or small for Matthew, and handed it to Matthew.
"This is what I borrowed from you, enough for you to stand up straight and find your next job."
"Adam..."
Matthew was moved, but also a little embarrassed.
"If you are not willing to accept this kind of favor, then you don't recognize me as a good friend!"
Adam provoked him with words, saw that he accepted it, and pushed him towards the door of the apartment: "Okay, go back quickly.
Tonight is Thanksgiving, and Lily has been waiting impatiently at home.
Aren't you very guilty of Lily?
Bring out the energy that you are today as the super electromagnetic gunner and the roaring gunner Goodman.
Time to show your true skills and pay her back! "