Part 2, Chapter 55
"Your family is all my son's vomit! A lifetime of vomit!" Lord Grim said with difficulty, and suddenly shouted: "Fatty Tang, I have taken in you righteously today, if you can't give me a fight. In a business empire, Lao Tzu took all the fat out of your body and lit the lamp! Remember what Lao Tzu said today!"
"I was born to do this." Tang Yuan raised his fat neck hard, and said very proudly: "Tell me about your plans first, and see if there is anything I can improve on this young master, and then give it to you. Point and give pointers, and then watch this young master show off his skills, how to receive all the gold and silver in the world into your arms!
"It's in my arms!" Jun Moxie corrected: "You are responsible for making money for me, and you are also responsible for spending money for me! Otherwise, the prophecy is useless? If you can't use the right ground, even if It's useless to build a mountain of gold!"
As he said, he took out a few pieces of paper from his arms, "I didn't have time to tell you, this is the plan I wrote, you see, I don't understand these things too well, you claim to be an expert, you need to give more opinions, we will discuss in the future. Just do this." After speaking, he slapped Tang Yuan's injured key part, and Shi Shiran walked out amid the screams and curses of Fatty Tang killing a pig.
Tang Yuan muttered disdainfully, "I've been doing business all my life, but you are the one who wrote a business plan for me to read? It's a real smile! Wait until I get some sleep before I revise and teach you a lesson. ." As soon as he closed his eyes, he tucked Jun Moqi's pieces of paper under the pillow and fell asleep.
It's not that Jun Moxie doesn't like seeing Fatty, but Young Master Jun is really busy, especially busy, very, very busy. In the past two days, whether he is walking or sleeping, he has been researching which weird yin-yang escape method" can be used at any time. Invisibility anywhere, this is simply a life-saving talisman. As long as you master this ability, who can do anything to me? Even if all the supreme gods in the whole world are besieged by me, I squeeze the magic formula and become invisible. Well, you guys How can you kill these idiots if you can't see me?
So Jun Moxie worked tirelessly and showed his greatest enthusiasm to cultivate this yin and yang escape. In order to experience the magic tricks, when Jun Moxie is the most, he can use all the qi in his body cleanly over fifty times in one day, and those who have passed fifty times go to the empty building to exhaust his energy. What……
Although there is a strong supply of Hongjun Pagoda, Lord Grim Wu is still in short supply. "I am studying all the time, and the spiritual power required for each movement of this yin and yang escape method is very large, often less than two exercises. Second, the spiritual power that Jun Moxie has worked so hard to accumulate has already disappeared. So Hongjun Pagoda continued to frantically output and replenish it, and then Jun Moxie practiced again, and then took time out to replenish it... and it started again and again.
However, this round-robin process also brought a virtuous circle to Young Master Jun, which directly caused Jun Moxie's skill to rise to a new level in the past two days.
But the disadvantage of Young Master Jun is that "there is no famous teacher to guide you, you can only rely on yourself to explore. This is equivalent to a blind man touching an elephant, a little experiment, and suffering enough.
What really depressed Lord Grim was that,
Practice over and over again exhausted both physically and mentally, and almost even the soul who is tireless is tired, but it seems to be completely ineffective. If you have to say what effect it has, it is that the whole person of Xiao Loli Keer is a little nervous. This is already the only effect...
Kerr, can you see me? "
"I can see, young master, what do you mean? Are you telling a joke to Ke'er?" Nian'er opened her big round eyes, tilted her head, and looked at him inexplicably.
"Oh..." Pain Moxie flashed back to the study.
"...Master, borrow it, what are you doing to get in my way?" Ke'er raised his head, "...Master, don't pull my clothes.
"Master, you messed up everyone's head...
"Master, why are you sticking your face against the wall? Are you not being polite! ... So Jun Moxie angrily ended the wall-penetrating test." Young master, you are so weird today..." "Gege, Young Master, you The pose is so ugly...
"Ah! Shao... Shao Shao... Lord, what are you... doing... uh... don't slam your head against the tree, if you have a headache, I'll go get you a doctor..." Little Loli totally scared...
"**!" Jun Mo Wu went mad, "How do you train this shit to make it? *** Isn't this just playing with Lao Tzu?!" After hundreds of trials, Jun Da's killer Yuan Yu said I sat down under the big tree in the yard. In order to practice this escape technique, Young Master Jun paid a painful price, at least the redness on his forehead was the result of trying to penetrate the wall...
There are bumps on the top of the head, like the head of Sakyamuni Buddha; he is experimenting with the technique of escaping the earth...
He jumped up high, and then brushed his head and feet upside down. With a thud, Venus sprang up...r...The clothes were on fire, and there were blisters all over the body. This is the only achievement of cultivating the fire escape technique...r...As for the wind Escape art...cough cough, Young Master Jun doesn't know yet, as for the core yin and yang escape "...***, do you want me to practice in hell?"
"If I keep practicing, I may have to cross again..." Lord Grim looked at his scarred body very sadly, and lowered his head suddenly, his messy head was inserted into his crotch, and an egg rolled on the ground. on the ground...
Since Mr. Jun passed the power of the head of the house to his son Jun Wuyi, he has been away from home often, and since Mr. Jun learned the disguise technique, he has not been able to see anyone directly. Little Loli had no choice but to ask for help. Keep cool. The one who swears and sheds tears finally invited Guan Qinghan over.
When Guan Qinghan came over, there was no pop-up window, and he saw Jun Dashao put his head in his crotch, and his whole body was bent into a spherical shape, rolling on the ground...
The worst thing is that there are still some clothes that are not covered... For example, the big hole in the buttocks is very white and dazzling, although the skin is really smooth and said, bah, what are you thinking about? "What are you doing?" Qing Han was a little surprised, and looked at the uncle with a cold face: "Is it fun to abuse yourself?" I really don't know what kind of madness this family is, and what kind of evil in Zhong 7, look at this, it's more performance art than beggars !
Jun Moxie fs raised his head in a dazed way, muttering words in his mouth, like madness, his eyes were bloodshot, he stared at Guan Qinghan for a while, but it was as if he didn't see anything, and suddenly he held his head again and pondered. , and immediately jumped up with a "wow", slammed into the tree with a bang, and fell back, lying on the ground looking up at the sky, but his eyes were full of thought...
Guan Qinghan was angry and funny, and scolded: "Don't stand up for me! How can you be like this?! It's a shame that you are the only descendant of the third generation of the Jun family!"
But Jun Moxie is now immersed in the study of yin and yang with his whole heart and mind. When he concentrates, he has no distractions. To put it nicely, everything around him is not in the center of his eyes. The tendons got into the tip of the bull's horn, no matter if they hit the south wall or not, they would not look back. Where can I hear what Guan Qinghan is saying? Guan Qinghan, the sister-in-law who doesn't even know that she is beautiful, Taobao women's clothing, Tmall Taobao mall, Taobao women's winter jacket, has already arrived in front of her eyes!
This is exactly what he is persistent about, and it may not be the reason for his success... Whatever he does, he concentrates all his energy, all his ingenuity, and goes all out to do his best!
I saw him frowning and thinking hard for a while, then suddenly he jumped up again, and fell straight down on his head and feet... "Bang!" Jun Moxie twitched a few times, his eyes turned white, and he said with a smirk: " I have to hurry up and practice kung fu so that I can peek at the beautiful sister-in-law taking a bath..." Then he straightened up and fainted.
God knows how this sentence slipped out of my mouth! I am afraid that even Jun Mo Wu himself still cannot figure out why he said this sentence in a confused situation...
My God, God, and God, what is this! In the presence of the beautiful sister-in-law, he said that he was going to peek at her bathing... Guan Qinghan was so angry that his body was shaking, and his pretty face turned pale!
"Young grandmother, young... Master is now... confused, he is talking nonsense, don't take it seriously, young master... He... has grown a lot recently." Ke'er blushed, waved her hands in embarrassment, and stammered her explanation. .
Guan Qinghan saw fire in his eyes, and snorted coldly, "Ke'er, are you even helping this bastard do evil now?" If you don't feel relieved, you have to start again.
But when he saw Jun Moxie screaming, he stood up straight from the ground, his face was surprised, fortunate, and confused, his face changed several times in an instant, looking extremely strange.
Guan Qinghan said nothing, with tears in his eyes; what Jun Moxie said just now was a great humiliation to her! He opened his hand and slapped Jun Mo Wu in the face.
Jun Moxie raised his head, took a step back, dodged the slap, and said in amazement, "Sister-in-law, okay, what are you doing?" Based on his intuition, just the one just now was definitely not the usual way of discussing and flattening himself. The extent of it, if you really suffer, it is estimated that half of your teeth will be lost!
"You know in your heart! You bastard!" Guan Qinghan shouted angrily, his pretty face frosty, pressing step by step.
Jun Moxie took every step of the way, dodging calmly: "I don't remember offending my sister-in-law, why is my sister-in-law like this today?"
"How else do you want to offend him?" Guan Qinghan snorted coldly when he saw this bastard brother-in-law making such a shameless quibble. Seeing that his fists and feet couldn't help him, he suddenly pulled out the long sword from his waist with a sound of "clang". She swiped, and stabbed at Jun Mo Wu's shoulder.
Jun Moxie was taken aback, how did he do this, he actually used a knife? Confused, he rolled and crawled away. Today, he has overdrawn the profound arts in his body no less than a hundred times, and he is already physically and mentally exhausted. At this moment, just now, he suddenly realized something, and the spiritual energy that he finally replenished has been exhausted again. At this moment, being cold to the upper management is equal to being abused. , Especially if you can't fight back, naturally it is even more difficult!
With a bad thought, she made a decisive decision, turned around and ran away, Ke'er jumped and jumped to stop Guan Qinghan, but with her ignorance, how could she stop the angered Guan Qinghan? Fatty Tang heard the voice outside, laying on the bed and shouting: "Killing..."
Immediately it became a mess.
At this moment, the guard at the door trotted over: "Young Master, Young Madam, Jiangnan Steward Master Guan and two young masters brought people to visit."
With an "ah" sound from Guan Qinghan, the long sword fell from his hand.
Jun Moxie crooked his nose and muttered: "I haven't done much yet, why has my family already come to the door.