No Jokes Here

No Jokes Here

此处禁止玩梗

Author:Gu Yi(孤翼)
Status
Completed
Total Chapters
398
Views Today
10
Total Views
18,214
I don’t know since when, the stalks in this world have gradually become a reality.

The powerhouses of the Dongxuan Kingdom Dragon Group are like clouds.

Someone was dealing with the Tigers with a sliding shovel.

The man named Long Aotian was blessed with luck and looked down upon him.

The teenager who was divorced, as long as he said 30 years of Hedong and 30 years of Hexi, he can get 30 years of luck blessing! !

Understand the applause, and let the person who hears this sentence forcefully clap for ten seconds.

Are you teaching me what to do? Hearing this, the opposite sex will hand over all his belongings to you.

A person with the title of God of War can summon 100,000 retired special forces with a single order.

City soldier king, library grandfather……

All things that have special abilities because of stalks are called stalks.

As an orphan, Lin Qianan also obtained a stalk belonging to him after an accident.

More Like This

Real Game: Max Out the Explosion Value at the Start!
0
Ch. 513
Completed

Real Game: Max Out the Explosion Value at the Start!

Ye Yun lives in a world of revived spiritual energy, where human warriors and beast monsters fight against each other. One day, Ye Yun woke up and found that the world he was in had turned into a real game world! What others saw as normal monsters had entries in his eyes! [Name: Star Devourer Quality: Super Elite Health: 32% Note: If a wounded Devourer is killed, 100% of the Devourer's innate skills will be exploded, Devour! ] Not only Devourers, but also various items and skills, Ye Yun can see detailed entries! Moreover! He even has a full-level explosion rate! Killing a weak mosquito can explode cultivation and attribute points! If you want cultivation, just kill monsters to explode! If you want skills, you can also kill monsters to explode! If you want treasures, you will explode more! In the real game world, Ye Yun can kill monsters to explode whatever he wants! One day, he even exploded a fragment! [Name: Fight! Note: A piece of the legendary magical skill, "Pin Dao Dao", collect the three characters of "Pin Dao Dao" to obtain the magical skill of being able to kill! 】
Get Bug Bonuses at the Beginning of Online Games
0
Ch. 609
Completed

Get Bug Bonuses at the Beginning of Online Games

Doomsday comes, and human beings enter the heavenly world. Ten years later, Yang Chen, who was betrayed tragically, returned strongly with the Tianyu bug. In this life, he vowed to make the betrayal pay the price. He has a powerful bug bonus, just like an open hang. Frightened to hear…
After the Divorce, I Inherited the Property in the Game
0
Ch. 686
Ongoing

After the Divorce, I Inherited the Property in the Game

Bankruptcy, divorce, wife’s betrayal! 35-year-old Yang Hao suffered a triple blow! However, in a desperate situation, he inherited the property in the game "Monopoly". From then on, he became famous! Ex-wife begging for reconciliation? Sorry, you won’t accompany me when the sun sets, but who are you when I come back? You feel tired when we share the joys and sorrows, and you don’t deserve the glory and wealth! !
Huh? Are They All Real?
0
Ch. 419
Ongoing

Huh? Are They All Real?

Production team: Look, this is a person chosen by the eternal gods. You have to taint her heart and destroy her faith! Isn't it easy? Moen: Wow, such a free game! Watch me operate it! Ending: The evil old god has died, but the new goddess has lost her king. Production team: .....You may have misunderstood what I meant. I meant to kill her, to stab her heart with a knife! Do you understand? Okay, let's look at the next one. This is a noble princess who is about to become the sole ruler of this country. Your goal is to kill her and overthrow this crumbling empire! Simple, right? Moen: Kill her with a knife, right? Don't worry, I will kill her with a knife! Ending: The empire is revived, and the queen closes her heart. ..... After repeating this several times. Production team: ??? I mean to attack! Kill! Kill them and trample on everything they have! It's not the kind of attack that makes you find ways to help them take the throne and then attack them in front of their death! Production team: Forget it, just wait and see, you will regret it! Moen: Hahahaha, wait and see, can you still sue me for playing the game according to my own ideas? Production team: Haha, they are real. Moen: Huh? !
Lord of All People: Am I the only One in the Fallen Empire?
0
Ch. 520
Completed

Lord of All People: Am I the only One in the Fallen Empire?

This is a cruel era. The advent of the war game stipulates that every race in the myriad planes must become a game lord after adulthood and join the meat grinder of the war of all races. However, Gao Qiang looked at his territory type and fell into deep thought. [Fallen Empire] [This empire stood at the top long before any known country. They once had everything, they once knew everything, until they got tired of everything and became lazy and decadent. But! They are powerful, they are extreme, they despise everything. When the ants proudly raise their heads, who... is ready to touch the scales of this sleeping dragon first? ] [Effect 1: At the beginning of each game, your empire will have all the technologies that can be researched in this game. ] [Effect 2: At the beginning of each game, you will get an ancient legacy unit with combat power equivalent to the top combat power of this game. 】 【Effect 3: At the beginning of each game, your territory will have a minimum history of 10,000 years. 】 【Effect 4: At the beginning of each game, you will have a map/star map containing all the terrain/cave/miracles in this game. 】 【Effect 5......】 Until that day, the demon from the hell dimension was crushed by the devil just because of a curse at Gao Qiang. Pointing at Gao Qiang, the devil said in a trembling voice: "You, why did you provoke him!!!"
Everyone Changes Their Job: Even Gods Are My Material for Training Dragons
0
Ch. 1563
Ongoing

Everyone Changes Their Job: Even Gods Are My Material for Training Dragons

The universe changes, games and weirdness come to reality, monsters are rampant, secret realms, and dungeons. There are countless horrors, and the myriad races outside the Nine Provinces are eyeing them covetously. This is an era of job transfer for all people. Only by becoming a professional, upgrading and becoming stronger can you participate in the great struggle in this world. Cao Xiaochun, who traveled through time, awakened the only hidden profession on the day of job transfer: Gu Master. But this profession is recognized as the weakest profession in the world. The strength is not as good as that of a warrior, the magic power is not as good as that of a mage, and the physical fitness is not as good as that of a priest. It is definitely a scumbag profession. Fortunately, Cao Xiaochun awakened the God-level Gu Master system. With the assistance of the system, Cao Xiaochun has embarked on an invincible journey since then. "Gu Master is obviously a powerful profession with high light and righteousness, so the name of the Demon Refining Heavenly Venerable given to me by the myriad races is all rumors!" "The King of Light, right? I still lack one material in this moment, so please go to Danghun Mountain today!" When Cao Xiaochun swept everything with his Gu insects, the whole time and space trembled. Gu Master is the weakest profession? Gods are all my Gu-making materials, okay?
If I Can Foresee the Future, I Just Want To Kill Monsters
0
Ch. 953
Completed

If I Can Foresee the Future, I Just Want To Kill Monsters

【Dataization】【Dungeon Dungeon】【Character Tower Defense】 The blue star where monsters invaded, the exotic land where all races coexist Teenager Li Pu was accidentally blinded and also acquired special abilities “You are already dead.” “Nani?” After 3 seconds, the enemy explodes in place.
Absolute Protagonist
0
Ch. 200
Completed

Absolute Protagonist

How to fight your way from cannon fodder to the absolute protagonist - how does a poor little girl who is abused by her family fight to become a genius scientist and lead the human expedition to the star sea? How does an ancient tyrant whitewash himself online and create a glorious chapter? How to save the world from the hands of alien gods? How to be crowned as a god in the glory of faith? How to rise from the lowest point and use the world as a chessboard? This is an alternative guide to becoming a winner in life.
Online Game: God-Tier Assassin, I Am the Shadow!
0
Ch. 1097
Ongoing

Online Game: God-Tier Assassin, I Am the Shadow!

[Online games, assassins, games integrated with reality, data flow] The mysterious game "God Abandoned" has arrived. Players can kill monsters to gain lifespan, and they can also consume lifespan to extract game abilities into reality!  So, the extraordinary comes, and the Blue Star disaster spreads! In the last life, Qin Feng took his sister Qin Xiaoyou and developed into one of the top 100 strong men in the world. In the end, his eyes were gouged out by his star-chasing sister, who wanted to give his "Ancient God's Eyeballs" to his idol... …  After reviving his life, Qin Feng decided to go alone! younger sister? Let her go! From then on, an invisible god-level assassin was born.  He is the shadow, dancing with sword light in the darkness, killing and death blooming like art in his hands...  Surrounded by billions of corpses, he will eventually ascend to the throne of God!  (Infinite evolution of skills: permanent invisibility, one-hit kill, 100-fold explosion rate, killing gods with one sword...)
LOL: This Man Is so Strong!
0
Ch. 766
Completed

LOL: This Man Is so Strong!

Li Hao, some people call him Brother Ritian, and others call him Brother Contempt. He is a bottle of S2 aged wine, a remnant of the old era, known as a "veteran", and has been wasting his time in the league. Suddenly, he died! … Many years later, the big devil in his twilight years was coming down the mountain. He looked up and saw that the old LPL god of his generation was still at his peak! Bangzi fan: "Don't panic, next year is the best opportunity. He is another year older, so he will definitely not be able to do it." Old 60e: "That's not a waste brick, it's the cornerstone of our dynasty! Woohoo..." Cube Dragon: "This person is very strange!" Prostitute teacher: "When I stood by the Huangpu River, this man stood there looking at the river. At that time, I thought he was extraordinary." Girl fans: "We feel sorry for our brother the most~" Dharma King: "Facing this person, even if I have King Furong, I can't defeat him." … Clean up the style of the league, the new myth of LPL. The legend begins with the kicked over water dispenser!
Gamers Who Traveled to the Star Dome Railway
0
Ch. 404
Ongoing

Gamers Who Traveled to the Star Dome Railway

At the invitation of netizens, Pei Guang conducted an internal beta test of a game called Bad News to truly experience the game and stitch together various games with his character skills. Good news, it’s fully sewn and very realistic. But what Pei Guang didn't know was that in the eyes of others, he was a patient who would occasionally talk to himself about some weird game settings. March 7: "Stop digging! Stop digging! There is really nothing in the trash can." Jizi: "Please don't rummage through my house. These are private property." Dan Heng: "..." Xing: "Look! I found some food in the trash can.
The Dean Has Arrived
0
Ch. 1117
Dropped

The Dean Has Arrived

“Little sister, I think your bones are amazed. You are a magical wizard. The task of maintaining world peace in the future depends on you. I am Xiwei, the dean of the Magic Academy. Here is an admission letter. I see magic. If you have a fate, I will accept you as a student!” This is the story of a hard-working traverser who traveled to another world with a cheating academy system and had to move towards the goal of establishing the world’s first magic school.