I Am The Best In Xiuxian Cheating, You Guys Will Bear All The Damage

Waking up in a fourteen-year-old body, Li Zexuan a modern-day engineering otaku unexpectedly found himself in the Great Tang Dynasty during Emperor Taizong’s reign! When modern technology, lazy ideals, and 21st-century culture confronts Confucian orthodoxy the era of engineering has begun. Though Li Zexuan only wants to stay at home, hold his lady, play cards, sleep, read novels, and live a life of leisure. Destiny thinks otherwise with great knowledge comes great responsibility and also a great deal of entanglement with the Emperor.

Some say he is the bad apple in a basket, that he’s rotting everything around him with disgrace and corruption. Some say he is the biggest scum of the South Zhanbu Continent, that he’s colluding with the dark sects to cheat, steal, and commit all manner of atrocities. Some say he is the most wanted playboy. “Lock your daughters at home to keep Fang Xing away!” To all of those people, “That’s right, I am that big rotten apple. Any problem with that?” This brand of anti-hero is a young orphan with poor prospects and nothing more than the keepsakes of his uncles. He plots, schemes, and orchestrates all manner of villainy in his quest for power and revenge, unafraid to live precariously and make enemies out of those he really should not.

Even in his dreams, Li Tianming can’t stop himself from laughing! Why? Because, his family pets are all the Primordial Chaos Beasts of myth! That teeny weeny little chick over there is actually the Aeternal Infernal Phoenix that eats suns! His black cat is the Genesis Chaos Thunderfiend that refines worlds with its lightning. The c*ckroach, well, it’s the Myriad Worlds Deathless Beast that possesses trillions of undying clones… Followed by his menagerie of pets, Li Tianming begins his ascension to become the number one beastmaster of the ages. He journeys across the many worlds, only one thing remaining constant. No one is ever ready for the likes of his pets! After all, who’s ever prepared to fight a chicken and its fellows…

Feng Qian, a late-stage lazy cancer patient, received the task assigned by the Lord God – to protect His Highness Mu Yan’s soul fragment. Feng Qian blinked. Well, in other words, to be a bodyguard. no problem. However, who can tell her that His Highness is not very cold? Why is the fragment she meets a little obedient, a little arrogant, a little cute, and always likes to tease her? ! Accompanying Feng Qian’s system baby all the way, successfully promoted from system to little matchmaker. “Host, Fragment is very sad, you have to hug him.” “Host, the fragments are arguing again, why don’t you kiss him?” “Host, the fragments are so pitiful, why don’t you marry me?” … System: “# My host is super lazy, how can I break it? # Waiting online, it’s very urgent.” 【Sweet pet fast wear 1v1】

Traversing into another world, Zhang Xuan finds himself becoming an honorable teacher. Along with his transcension, a mysterious library appears in his mind. As long as it is something he has seen, regardless of whether it is a human or an object, a book on its weaknesses will be automatically compiled in the library. Thus, he becomes formidable. “Emperor Zhuoyang, why do you detest wearing your underwear so much? As an emperor, can’t you pay a little more attention to your image?” “Fairy Linglong, you can always look for me if you find yourself unable to sleep at night. I am skilled in lullabies!” “And you, Demon Lord Qiankun! Can you cut down on the garlic? Are you trying to kill me with that stench?” This is an incredible story about teachers and students, grooming and guiding the greatest experts in the world!

Not long after Ning Wan was ‘banished’ to a rural neighbourhood by Zhengyuan Law Firm headquarters, a second victim was exiled to join her. Vivacious, tall, handsome, a complete gentleman, he exuded the unique aura… …of a character likely to die off-screen in a historical drama. Were he to become a community lawyer, he would surely end up berated by middle-aged aunties until he cried a river and came to doubt life. He was a big, silly softie, a newbie easy to pick on! Ning Wan decided that she would beat this poor neglected novice into shape— “Fu Zheng, isn’t it? Newcomers here must be obedient and discerning.” “When I dig a pit, you’ll fill it in. When I eat meat, you’ll drink the broth. When I head east, you can’t head west. In short, consider me your God in this remote wilderness beyond the reach of the government.” Although a little silly, the newbie was handsome, obedient, and tactful. She developed a soft spot for him and decided to impart the ultimate skills she had cultivated for a lifetime: how to shift the blame; how to loaf on the job; how to pay lip service to the boss. She was very sincere, holding nothing back— “Truthfully, my unique skills are not without cost. I advise you to like me as soon as possible. Let me analyze the advantages and disadvantages of liking me…” That big, silly softie, Fu Zheng, succumbed to her coercion and temptation. From that day on, he devoted himself to Ning Wan. Half a year later, Ning Wan attended the annual meeting at headquarters. There, she was introduced to the new senior partner… A vivacious, tall, handsome gentleman. “Hello everyone, I’m Fu Zheng,” he grinned. “I joined this firm to get rid of the bad atmosphere, such as: shifting the blame, loafing on the job, and paying lip service to the boss…” ‘Fu Zheng, you—! Goddammit! This is fraud!’

———【Holy Sword】 ———【skill】 ———【blessing】 As a brave summoned to another world, Shien is basically invincible. The goddess told him: “You are the one who is most likely to defeat the devil.” The princess told him: “I have never seen a foul man like you.” Even his teammates said: “How about you go to build a country?” Unfortunately, Shien is so determined to walk his own path. “I want to be an adventurer, fight monsters without risk and upgrade, and then sneak to defeat the Demon King after i have achieved the max level, and hide my merit and fame.” However, the Demon King does not necessarily have to be defeated, in fact, it can also be…

[Plane Exploration] + [Management] + [Urban Strange Stories] + [Funny] + [Meat Pigeon] + [I am surrounded by beauties] Tang Rijie, the famous food critic with a sharp tongue, has finished three large bowls of rice in a row. He is sweating profusely while eating, but he still speaks harshly. "I admit that the dishes in your store are delicious, and the color, aroma and aroma are perfect, but I still have to say that I didn't taste any soul in these dishes! And the soul is the key to the success or failure of a dish!" Ma Lu's expression remained unchanged, "It's just the soul, just wait." After saying that, he walked into the back kitchen, took out two souls from the freezer, and stuffed them into the blender. Ten minutes later, a plate of steaming dumplings was placed in front of Tang Rijie. "Hello, sir, this is the soul you want, all wrapped up."

Lin Huanhuan never expected that she could transmigrate by simply soaking in the bath! So be it if she had transmigrated but what is up with tranmigrating into a beast world?! There were handsome male beastmen everywhere wearing only an animal skin skirt, revealing their big long legs! What? You also want me to give birth to your cubs?! NONONO! Interracial love never yielded good results, extremely lovingly (quickly)¹ let me go! ¹TN: Pun on the words ‘extremely lovingly’ (ku ai). It has the same pronounciation as ‘quickly’ (kuai) but broken up into two words.

He is the ruler of the mercenary realm, an overlord that gives headaches to the leaders of any country! For the sake of his friends, he’s willing to sacrifice himself; for the sake of his family, he does not hesitate to spill blood! He is a dragon, one that soars above even the highest of heavens. He’s a power that advances triumphantly through unstable situations, stirring up both the winds and the waters.

【Super God Academy in progress… Worlds traveled through: Daqin, Zongwu, Douluo Continent, Zhatian. 】 Chen Qilin obtained the Tiandao Tower, traveled through the heavens and the worlds, and gave guidance to thousands of creatures. The Tiandao Tower can deduce the secrets of heaven, see through the immortal world and the mortal world, and know the past and the future. Qin Shihuang: "I will collapse in the sand dunes, Zhao Gao and Li Si helped Prince Hu Hai to usurp the throne, and Daqin II died?" Sun Wukong: "Journey to the West is just a monkey show? I am played by the Buddhist sect?" Tongtian Sect Master: "Will Jiejiao be annihilated in the Conferred God Calamity?" … History was rewritten because of the appearance of the Tiandao Tower. The huge war machine of Daqin is running at high speed and sweeping the world! Sun Wukong defied the heaven to change his fate, stepped on the Jade Emperor, and smashed the Tathagata with a stick! Jiejiao knows the secrets of heaven, intercepts the luck, and suppresses the Chan and Buddhist sects!

One night she gets drunk and mistakes the most well-known Mafia boss for a host and intends to sleep with him. Oh my! What should I do? It’s best to run away!