Return Of The Swallow

This is a story about the pursuit of victory. – “I subscribe only to the theory of victory. I only pursue victory. As long as I am able to obtain victory, I don’t care if it’s total football or counterattack. What is the ultimate goal of professional soccer? In my opinion, it is victory, and the pinnacle of victory is to become the champions. I am a manager. If I don’t wish to lose my job or be forgotten by the people, there’s only one path for me to take, and that is to lead the team in obtaining victories, in obtaining championship titles!” The main character was not well-liked by people. – “…We conducted a survey which had been deemed by Manager Tony Twain as extremely meaningless. In a random street survey conducted, ninety-three percent of those surveyed chose the option ‘I hate Tony Twain’, while only seven percent chose the option ‘This person is rather decent, I like him’. It is worth noting that nobody chose the option ‘Who is Tony Twain? I don’t know him’. Mark, do you know why Manager Twain felt that our survey was very meaningless?” Parker, a reporter from laughed loudly and said when he was being interviewed by BBC. But there were also people who were madly in love with him. – “…Became the spokesperson of world-wide famous clothing brands, shot advertisements, frequented the fashion industry’s award ceremonies, endorsed electronic games, has a supermodel girlfriend. His earnings from advertisements exceed his club salary by seventeen times, owns a special column in various print medias, publishing his autobiography (in progress), and is even said that he is planning to shoot an inspirational film based off his own person experiences! Who can tell me which part of his life experiences is worthy of being called ‘inspirational’? Hold on….Are you all thinking that I’m referring to David Beckham? You’re sorely mistaken! I’m talking about Manager Tony Twain….” He was very knowledgeable about Chinese soccer. – “…I’ve heard about it, that Bora gifted four books to his manager Mr. Zhu before your country’s national team’s warm up match. After which, the team lost 1:3 to a nameless American team from Major League Soccer. The new excuse that Mr. Zhu gave for losing the match, was that Bora gifted ‘books’ (‘books’ and ‘lose’ are homophones in the Chinese language). Here, I recommend that you guys find out what that one specific book is. Which book? Of course the one that caused you all to score a goal. After that, tell me the title of the book. Before every match, I will gift ten copies of that same book to you. In that case, won’t you all be able to get a triumphant 10:0 win over your opponents every time?” An excerpt taken from Tony Twain’s special column in a certain famous Chinese sports newspaper.

A stupid father with good luck, a kick-ass and protective mother, and a dandy younger brother all want a principal husband. Her engagement has been broken off three times yet she does not panic. Beautiful and magnificent clothes, golden beams in their house. She has money, she has power, why would she need a husband? This is a story about a garish woman who has had her engagement broken off three times and a hypocrite of a man. This novel is lighthearted, over the top and sweet and satisfying. Dear guests, please enter if you’re interested.

She is a two-faced and fierce hidden ghost doctor, Before crossing, she was despised by everyone and is widely known as a “waste”. The contract of the ancient spirit, The cultivation speed that rivals the gods, She will show everyone just how blind they are. With poisonous powder in her hand, who dares to bully her people! they are looking for death! What Ninth grade medicine pellet? Her adorable pet eats them like a jelly bean. He’s so capricious! He who is always coquettish at her named as the “Night Prince”, everyone thought he was cold and indifferent, but why in her eyes he was so difficult, haunting. “Why are you staring at me like that?” “I wonder when you will become my woman.” A fine needle was pressed against his waist, she laughed “Prince, you keep urging this devil, if this poison really goes in you, you can only be a eunuch in this life!”

When Xue Tingxiang, a great traitor, returned to his youth, Xue’s family was still destitute. His family was beaten to death for a place to study. The woman was still her own child bride. In this life, he decided to change his way of life. The first task was to treat her well, and then gave birth to a few more kids. Zhao’er was a child bride of the Xue family. She knew that she would marry the little man and have s*x with him when he was old enough. However, the little man had always disliked her and hated her. However, just overnight, the little man suddenly changed a lot, not only was kind to her, but also always kissed and hugged her, this, this… #The way to raise wife for the treacherous First Grand Secretary# Who raised who? How ashamed!

First of all, this is not a story of a cannon fodder chambermaid making a counterattack and slapping the principal wife to death! As a lowly slave who has been sold for six times, Xiao Hua already felt numb inside. In the previous life, she was a cannon fodder chambermaid who was flogged to death by sticks. In this lifetime, she wanted to sincerely repent and mend her mistakes to become an honest person, yet she still ended up being sold. This social benefit of the vassal prince’s estate seemed to be pretty good – the maidservants could be released at the age of twenty-five and it could be arranged for them to have their slavery record removed and have them settle a home in their jurisdiction. Very good. Very good. For this, Xiao Hua decided to stay in this prince of Jin’s residence and do properly her job. Unfortunately, after all was said and done, fate had its own plate served for her….. The master she has attended was “a mute man”. Above, he had several big bosses pressing on him, glaring at him like a tiger at its prey. It would be a total lie if she said she didn’t want the dote. It was a survival seeking road of “a tactful woman” to hug the male lead’s thigh, being the only pampered yet feeling like the other person didn’t pamper her at all. From cannon fodder chambermaid to a beloved consort, this road was a little long…

Yaoniang was the concubine of Jin Wang in the last life, but she had only been doted on for a few months before she died. After her rebirth, she decided to live safely and protect herself. So she would do a job well as a wet nurse and never pursue luxurious life. However, it never occurred to her that stern-faced Jin Wang who only did things without discussion in her last life would now take initiative. Everyone in the world knew that Jin Wang had a concubine which was doted by him as early as he lived in original place. After entering the royal palace, she was even more prestigious and Jin Wang only doted her in imperial harem. There were many rumors in the folk villages about the concubine. The only thing that was well known was that before she entered the royal palace she was a widow and it was said that she also had a son. During the time Jin Wang became the emperor, he was diligent and managed the country well. He worked hard to improve his governance as a wise emperor. However, he was frequently crazy about the concubine, which made people criticize a lot. And one of the most absurd things he did was to recognize the son the concubine had as his own kid. To this, Jin Wang personally came out to refute the rumor: “It’s my own son.”

When Imperial Grandson Liu Zhao chose his future wife, with a wave of his pen, he circled Gu Jiu’s name. He said resolutely, “I want her!” With a decree, the emperor bestowed marriage. One after another, everyone dropped by to congratulate Gu Jiu. Sure enough, it was her dumb luck to marry the Imperial Grandson. Facing everyone’s blessings, Gu Jiu smiled on the surface, but in her heart, she was cursing fiercely. In her lifetime, the luckiest thing that happened to Gu Jiu was to die of illness but unexpectedly traverse to the ancient times and live a second time. And the most unfortunate thing that happened to her was meeting the Imperial Grandson Liu Zhao. — It was rumoured that Imperial Grandson Liu Zhao was graceful, elegant, gentle, refined, humble, polite and courteous. Gu Jiu: Hehe! The world was blind. That man was obviously two-faced, cunning, deceitful, treacherous, with the ambition of wild wolves and a great villain. He was like the tyrannical male lead who is written by the screenwriter to die in the finale but fans still feel distressed for him. — It was rumoured that the Gu family’s second daughter Gu Jiu was soft, gentle, virtuous, frail and tender. Liu Zhao: What? Gentle, virtuous, frail and tender is all fake. That woman was obviously aojiao, selfish, bad-tempered and narrow-minded; a little foodie with a soft and delicate body that wasn’t easy to push over. — The first time they met: When Liu Zhao tried to misbehave with Gu Jiu, her mind came up with 108 ways of murdering him. Gu Jiu defended herself, pointing at Liu Zhao and said, “You won’t do!” Pfft! Liu Zhao was completely defeated. — The second time they met: Gu Jiu fell into the lake. Liu Zhao heroically rescued the beauty. Gu Jiu slapped the back of his hand, “Spoiling my good deeds!” Liu Zhao was completely defeated once again. — At last, there came a day when Liu Zhao married Gu Jiu back home. The little foodie with a soft and delicate body that wasn’t easy to push over was finally locked up in his embrace. He said lovingly, “Wife, it’s not early. Let’s enter the bridal chamber, ba.” Gu Jiu smiled bashfully, “Husband, my body is uncomfortable. I’m afraid we cannot enter the bridal chamber tonight.” Pfft! Liu Zhao once again suffered 10,000 points of injury.

Before entering the palace, Gu Yundai was trapped in the kitchen by the prince. After entering the palace, Gu Yundai wanted to consume the scum with medicated food. Unexpectedly, the prince’s wife and concubine were not pregnant, but a son popped out of her belly. Gu Yundai wanted her mother to live quietly with her son, Gui’an, and wait until her son grows up to be the concubine of the king. Who knows that the emperor uncle rebelled, a lot of royal heirs died, and her son became the only emperor grandson… Seeing that she was getting closer and closer, Yun Dai suddenly felt that supporting her son to be the emperor and getting rid of the scumbag to be the queen mother is the best thing in life.

She was a 21st century’s forensic doctor. With her medical expertise, she uses her scalpels to save life and investigate the dead. Unfortunately, she transmigrated to the body of the unfavourable first daughter of Liu residence. At first sight, he looks handsome and charming; with his crotch erected underneath his half-naked body. She smiled and asked, “Have you been drugged, sir? A cure? One treatment costs two hundred taels.” He frowned dangerously as if to judge whether is she worth for him to give his body to her willingly. She quickly used her silver needles on seven acupuncture points and teasingly stared at his crotch. “Look, you calmed down immediately, aren’t I good?” The moment she finished her words, his member grew larger again. She got pinned down by this wretched prince, “I’ll give you four hundred taels, change another treatment method.” “F***!” She got unlucky, and that was how her son Liu XiaoLi got into her stomach. …… On a fateful day, Liu XiaoLi was refining his medicine-making skill. The little punk walked towards his mom……

Mu Zhili, the third daughter of the Mu family of the Profound Sky Continent, had a prominent background, but she was known for her ugly appearance and worthlessness. When she died, a medical genius was reborn in her body, she became capable of curing all diseases with silver needles. However, her family poisoned her and hindered her great potential. If no one else was going to help her, she would do it for herself. Her rule was to keep it humble. Her hobby was to pretend to be a pig and then eat a tiger. In a contemptuous and evil world, she would return as the king and show her strength. Profound Sky Continent, let’s see the one who was so medically talented that people call her goddess!

On her wedding day, she was humiliated; her status as the legitimate wife was instantly changed into that of a concubine. “wh***! Marrying you is my life’s shame!” These were the hurtful words that came from her childhood sweetheart, now husband. …. Jiejie, jiejie, thank you for your sacrifice. Jiejie, if you’re kind then go. Meimei will replace you and take good care of your husband, to help you enjoy the blessings that you are unable to enjoy!” these words spat out by her smiling cousin made her whole body feel cold. …. “You are shameless! There is no need to say anything! From now on, our Shen family will not have you as our daughter! Someone! Throw out this shameless woman!” These were her relatives? … Becoming the target of criticisms, and being submerged in a small lake, she realized that all of this was the result of another person’s scheme – but it was already too late! … Instead of dying, she went back to the past, back to where both feelings were still alive and were loving towards each other; back to when she was not yet an orphan but the doted on Di daughter of the Shen family. No matter what, in this life, she would never allow anyone to hurt the people she loved. And those people who harmed her in the previous life, she would make them pay the price!

Ji Yan discovered his wife, who hated him so much that she wished he was dead, had lost her memory after a car crash. She had changed so much it was like she was a totally different person… When he goes to work: “Dear, don’t move, I’ll put on your shoes for you.” When he is having a meal: “Dear, I have made all of your favourite dishes. You have worked hard, so eat up.” When he finished work: “Dear, you have worked all day. I’ll massage your shoulders and feet.” Ji Yan: “…” —————- Tang Tang got pushed into the pond by her step sister who frequently bullied her. She thought she would meet her dead mother but, who knew, when she opened her eyes again, she was in a strange place. But what made her happy was that she had a super handsome husband and a very cute son. The most important thing was that her husband was good. He was a hero who protects the country, and earns money to support her and their son. Also, he only has her as his wife, he didn’t have any concubines or whatsoever. Tang Tang decided she should be submissive to her husband, to be a good wife and a loving mother. Her nanny no longer needed to worry about her not being able to get married anymore!