I Let You Cultivate Immortality, Not Bring Harm to the Immortal Cultivation World!

I Let You Cultivate Immortality, Not Bring Harm To The Immortal Cultivation World!

让你修仙,没让你祸害修仙界啊!

Author:Diao Yu Lao Diao Da Yu(钓鱼佬钓大鱼)
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【Funny】【Old Six】【Relax】【Nonsensical】【Disaster】

[This book is mainly about fun and laughter, the rhythm is a bit slow, don't read if you don't like it]

Cultivation calendar: 17863

Emperor Qin Yu ascended to heaven, bigwigs from all walks of life came to see him off, firecrackers rang, and everyone had tears in their eyes and chanted.

Sect elder: "Gone, this disaster is finally gone, and we can finally have some peace."

Sect disciple: "Family, who understands, do you know how I have been living these years, I was cheated out of my pants, and I don't want to be fleeced like this!"

Hehuan Sect elder: "When Qin Yu learned the Qingxin Mantra, I knew that my sect could not escape."

Demon Sect elite: "I thought I was bad enough, but I didn't expect Qin Yu's casual move would require me to learn for a lifetime."

Demon Sect elder: Before I met Qin Yu, I would never have dreamed that one day I would have to rely on reporting to the police to protect myself. "

The leader of the ancient demon cult: "If I were given another chance to start over, I would rather choose not to be resurrected."

The leader of the sect said: "Recruiting Qin Yu into the sect is the thing I regret most in my life!"

Qin Yu saw that everyone was in tears and was reluctant to leave, so he said: "If you can't bear to let me go, I can..."

The cultivators of various sects shouted: "Please ascend to heaven, please don't harm the world of cultivation!"

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