Beware Mr. Officer, Tread Carefully!

Shi Xi: “I need support for the new film. If the box office can’t pass 500 million, I can only go back and inherit the 100 billion property.” Netizen: Stop dreaming, wake up! Shi Xi: “Thank you! The box office has exceeded 500 million, so you don’t need to go back to inherit the family business!” Netizen: Another crazy one… Until the new Forbes list was updated, netizens found out that the number one on the list turned out to be Shixi? ? ? * Dressed as a fake daughter with a miserable end, Shi Xi just wanted to stay away from the plot and save his life. You must never go down the old road of inheriting the family property, robbing the male protagonist, and being thrown into the river to feed the fish! So, Shi Xi gave up inheriting the family property and overcame thorns in the entertainment industry. It’s clear that she is like a duck in the water in the entertainment industry, why does everyone feel that she has been miserable and wronged? Rich parents: “My dear daughter, go home and inherit the family property.” Brainless and pet sister brother: “Your brain is not suitable for mixing in the entertainment industry, go home and eat and wait to die, brother will support you.” Sister Gao Leng: “I am the only one who can bully my sister.” Domineering male protagonist’s fiancé: “I will always stand by your side.” Shi Xi stepped back and shouted in his heart: The protagonists don’t come here! The gentle and dark-bellied villain stopped her, “Stay away from them, do you want to be with me?”

Shocking big news: Gu Qingning, the good-for-nothing daughter of the Gu family, is no longer dumb, and her IQ is on the line. Hearing that Gu Qingning got perfect marks in the grade-jump exam, everyone sneered, “It must be cheating.” Sister Ning was not angry, and rejected the olive branches offered by other top universities, and took the recommendation of University A to sit firmly on the throne of the god of learning. Hearing that Gu Qingning wanted to build power, everyone laughed again, “Waste wood can build power, and men can have children.” Sister Ning didn’t get annoyed, she started her career silently, made a fortune silently, and abused scum while wearing a vest. Hearing that Gu Qingning is in a relationship, everyone laughed again, “What kind of blind man would fall in love with her devil.” On the same day, the most mysterious prince in the Beijing circle posted an official announcement on Weibo. ——Mrs. Fu, what do you want to eat tonight? x-on:Gu Qingning The whole city boiled, and it turned out that they were the ones who were blind. From then on, Master Fu and Sister Ning joined forces and never looked back on the road of slaughtering dogs. … “Master, madam beat up the heir of the Rawls family.” Fu Juncheng, “Send a few more people to help beat her up, don’t tire her out.” “Master, madam is robbing us for business again.” Fu Juncheng, “Who asked you to rob her, and send her the plan.” “Master, your mother said that Madam seems to be pregnant.” “boom–” There was a sound of slamming the door, and the tall and straight figure of the man had long since disappeared.

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

She was the head of a powerful, medicine-orientated aristocratic family. Crossing through a millennium, she ended up in the body of the General Household’s “trash” young miss, whose engagement with the Crown Prince was just broken as she suffered under everybody’s taunts! In the drafting feast, she was re-engaged by the Emperor to marry the famous disabled prince! Everybody laughed, a blind trash with a disabled wastrel. What a perfect match! However, they didn’t know that in her hand, she grasped the long-lost primordial pill recipes! Her practice in medicine had reached the apex! Her contracted beasts were unique in the world! What was the most frightening, was the disabled prince she was engaged to……. A black-belly full of dirty tricks, with a heaven-opposing cultivation physique, he defeats all geniuses! In his wheelchair during the day, yet entangling her in bed as he trained his waist muscles… MF! Is he really crippled!?

In the flourishing age of zombies and mutant animals and plants, how does it feel to have a big belly? Su Su said, pregnancy test, prenatal education, normal delivery, early education…we can’t do anything less! It’s just that the child’s father, strictly speaking, we are not familiar at all, so I accidentally fell on you once. You are chasing after us, is it possible that you still want us to be responsible? Haier her father: Zombie City has a set of the most advanced four-dimensional color Doppler ultrasound machine, mother, why do you have a ticket? Su Su: …do it!

After Bai Chuwei lived for five thousand years, after abruptly living himself as the ancestor of all mankind, he went down the mountain to start the original plot. A new female student from Henghua No. 1 Middle School transferred to a female classmate. The girl had bright eyes and white teeth, red lips and white teeth, and she looked like a fairy. It’s a pity that it’s a secondary disease—— “The total of the ten Duan families is not more than half of the assets I have accumulated for five thousand years.” “The first of Chinese classics? That was what I wrote and played casually two hundred years ago.” “Scientific research is not as good as a sword flying immortal. Today, my ancestors teach you how to cultivate immortals scientifically.” Netizens sneered while eating melons, waiting for Bai Chuwei to pretend to be forced to overturn the car. Until later, the China Property Statistics Association: “As the world’s richest man, the ancestors have the world’s most gold mines, hundreds of islands, and countless industries.” Huaguo Writers Association: “Bai Chuwei, when will the ancestors be updated in two hundred years?”

[Signed comic adaptation~] Su Ye, the trash daughter of the Su family, went crazy after being retired by the president of the Bo Group! On the first day, she touched her father’s head: “My nephew, I am optimistic about a project. You will bid for it tomorrow.” The next day, she used a shovel to plan the tomb of Su Jiazu, and muttered, “I remember it was buried here?” On the third day, she patted the shoulder of the president of a certain cleanliness: “Xiao Bo, the marriage is still unsuccessful. I will give you a discount on this medicine. You can give me 6 million.” * Su Ye, the first female heroine in the business world who died unfavorably 40 years ago, was born into a grand niece of the same name by chance. then…… The estate notary office, a huge estate that had been put on hold for 40 years was claimed. A mysterious man was discovered in the museum and donated for free the sky-high antiques that disappeared 40 years ago. Mysterious elder sister became popular on the Internet, k.o bet on the stone, reborn Hua Tuo, the first sister with goods, the master of taekwondo… Thousands of people suspected of transforming into a group pet, and the threshold of the Su family was smashed by the seventy or eighty-year-old “bamboo horse” bigwigs from all walks of life. A former fiance was jealous: “Boom out, don’t affect my fiancee’s college entrance examination.” Zhenxiang may be late, but will never be absent. Before retiring, Bo Yunli never looked at her directly. After retiring Bo Yunli, his painting style changed suddenly: “Which project do you like? I will bid for it and give it to you.” “This is the golden shovel and the key to Bo’s graveyard. Which one you like to dig.” “Yeye’s prescription is priceless, 6 million is too little, how about changing the seat of the young lady of the Bo Group?” [1v1 Double Clean + Su Shuang Grilled Vest]

After the new film, Tang Shinian was invited to participate in a variety show, which included a game, ‘The most important person to call’ Tang Shinian entered a string of numbers, the phone lit up, the magnetic and doting voice of a man could be heard, “Miss me?” In her previous life, she was framed, swallowed her anger and eventually died. After her rebirth, she was escorted by a gangster, flying wildly into the sky, and opened the road to revenge. White lotus? Oh no, don’t fear. Later, Tang Shinian became pregnant … Mr. Shi: retire from acting, give birth to my children. Tang Shinian: No. Mr. Shi: Well then, let’s have a bunch. Tang Shinian: …

Li Beichen, Ye Qingge’s fiancé’s uncle, and the helm of the Li family, loved her very much. She said, “Uncle, face is a good thing, can I ask you to order it?” He said, “Isn’t I called uncle addicted? My son is called your mother, shouldn’t you… change your slogan to your husband!” Someone asked Li Beichen why he was so good to Ye Qingge. He said: “At the age of eighteen, in order to give me a child, I gained 33 pounds and endured 27 hours of labor. Such a woman dare not be kind to her, nor can she be kind to her.” Someone asked Ye Qingge what is good about Li Beichen, she said, “Good to me!”

She just took a nap in the lounge, and when she opened her eyes, she was dressed as a fat country girl who was illiterate in ancient times. Not to mention delicious and lazy, he is still domineering in the village. No one wanted to marry her in the eight townships of ten miles, so she finally bought a golden tortoise-in-law. In a rage, the old bully went down the road and kidnapped a husband for her. It’s just… Dad, isn’t there something wrong with what you kidnapped? ＊ After marriage, Fatty Su is very busy. Busy transforming bully dad and bully brother. Busy rescuing the beautiful god general husband. Busy raising three little bullies, Xiaodouding. Accidentally, she was busy becoming Dayan’s most powerful 1st rank mistress!

After three years of drought, Cangyun Kingdom finally waited for the lucky girl who the Taoist said could change the destiny of the country! However, the lucky girl Shen Ningning was stolen and thrown into the mountains just after she was born. She was finally picked up by a kind-hearted person. She was also scolded and beaten by her vicious aunt every day, and she almost died! finally! The wolves couldn’t stand it, so they snatched her away and protected her from now on! The little guy wasn’t idle either. The wolves are out of food? Simple! There are tens of billions of supplies in space, so you don’t have to worry about food and clothing! Will it rain for a long time and the roads will dry up? Don’t be afraid! Lead out the spiritual spring and enrich the entire mountain! Too poor without money? Fake! A piece of spiritual grass is worth a thousand taels of gold, and wealthy businessmen are fighting for it! An enemy country invades? Don’t panic! Zaizai silently took out gunpowder and blasted them all into the sky! The vicious Bai Lian steals the title of Lucky Girl? Shocked! The prime minister came to recognize his father, pamper the cub and punish the evildoers! Others asked: “Ning Ning, what is your dream?” Shen Ningning: Raise wolves, make big money, save people’s lives, and torture scum! The irritable prince Mo Lingwei said: “My dream is to protect my An Ning even if I risk my country.”

[Qingquan's new book "Country Sweetheart" has been uploaded, please show your support!] When she opened her eyes again, she had become the foolish woman of ancient times, Chen Afu. Gazing at the hero who seemed as lofty as a god, Chen Afu touched the drool trickling from her mouth. In this life, don't be too ambitious, don't be unrealistic... Only, in this life, she was foolish yet beautiful, destitute yet incredibly lucky, her good fortune so plentiful that she couldn't use it all up.