Konoha: I, Uchiha, Just Want To Die

"It is said that people from Daozhu can never pretend to be Liyue natives." "Oh? Why is that?" "Probably because when the Hai Lantern Festival is approaching, they will ask, "Are you going back to your hometown for the festival this year?" After all, it’s home that you can’t go back to. This is the story of a man who lost his hometown and gradually let himself go in the continent of Teyvat.

I traverse along the pathway of darkness and imagination… Entering the realm born by human imaginations… Challenging Harry Potter’s magic, commanding the great Pirates of the Caribbean. Terminating the Terminator’s strength, tearing apart the Matrix’s Hallucination. Virus is my slave. Endurance my inheritance. Growing and hunting in the boundless universe. Breaking through boundaries in a mysterious space. Desiring evil, conspiracy and betrayer. Who can redeem what was already lost? In a battle of demons, who can leave an immortal legacy? A declining Trump card, Final evolution! I’m… on a journey! We are one!

“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!” Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d tormented the young male lead almost to death, the scum villain Shen Qingqiu. It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe, into a human stick, a human stick! Ten thousand “f*ck your moms” rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart: “It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so f*cking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!” Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him. Why, as a scum villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist! Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.”

Photophobia, bloodthirsty, immortality… Colin, who passed through, found that he seemed to be in line with the characteristics of the vampires. But the problem is, there is no record of vampires in this world! Am I the first vampire in this world? There is no predecessor’s guidance, and there is no system to help. To clarify the setting of kinship in this world, Colin had to treat himself as an experimental subject. [Under direct sunlight, the strength is reduced by about 30%], [The throat, heart, and brain are no longer fatal weaknesses], [Ordinary food cannot satisfy hunger, only blood can restore physical strength]. Holy water…Huh? Who gave me holy water!

[Vest flow, semi-invincible, Conan colleagues] Interview with the protagonist: Q1: What is your secret to becoming the ace shark player of the Black Organization? Jiang Xia: “Take Conan to the target’s house for a walk.” . Q2: What’s your secret to retrieving the treasures stolen by Kidd many times? Jiang Xia: “His accomplice is my vest.” . An interview with the detectives of Kexue World: Q1: How do you view Jiangxia? Detectives: “Except for solving the case too quickly + being unable to hold people back, there are no other shortcomings.” . Q2: As a high school detective, why not join forces with Jiang Xia to fight against the Black Organization? Detectives (hurriedly wave their hands): “No no no, can’t tell him that the darkness of the world is too heavy for him.”

After waking up from the dream in Hong Kong Island, Zheng Jirong found that he had become Ling Lingqi's fellow junior Ling Lingfa, and as an agent, he lived in seclusion in the bustling city of Hong Kong Island as a butcher stall owner. Before he could re-plan his life course, a familiar voice suddenly came from in front of the meat stall. "Strengthening the mountains and overwhelming the world!" “…” "Afa! The country has a mission for you!"

Carrying the supreme magic method of the Demon Sect [Dao Xin Demon Cultivation Technique] through Dou Yi, you will be able to cultivate demons all over the world. Tang San became a demon and obtained the dual divine positions of Poseidon and Shura God. He fell into the trap of Qian Renxue and obtained the "Holy Fetus of Immortals and Demons". Transform Zhu Zhuqing and obtain the most loyal maid, the Heavenly Witch. The refining master Yu Xiaogang obtained the third martial spirit of "Golden Holy Dragon". Fusion of twin martial souls to obtain the super god-level martial soul "Mother Tree of Desire". Tame the Silver Dragon King Gu Yuena and gain the power of the Dragon God. Devour the gods of the divine world and obtain the Tao fruit "He Transformed into the Free Demon Lord" ………… [ps: The protagonist comes from the main god’s space, readers of the Holy Mother’s Heart should be careful]

Young Chen Xiang had a fateful encounter with a goddess & demoness and received their peerless heritage, divine pulses, ultimate martial arts, and transcendent alchemy techniques, which gave him an easy ride in his journey of cultivation. When hungry, he refines some spirit pills to eat as snack, when lonely he flirts with the goddesses, when bored he teases those martial artists who came to beg for spirit pills, when tired he lets his beautiful wives massage him.

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m s*upid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Epic-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says that a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.

Cross the world of suspected secondary elements and carry the rescue system for welfare. Can you increase your level by increasing your proficiency? Can you get all kinds of items and abilities after the completion of the task? Still, need to travel to more secondary worlds to complete the rescue mission? Well, before Li Yalin needs to consider the most, how to earn enough debt of one hundred million to hold the coffee shop carrying the girl’s dream. Everything has to start here…

“Lady, your husband has fallen ill! It’s lovesickness and he’s terminally ill, it’s a disease with no cure. Please save him!” “Someone come here and help him, your Lord has fallen sick, bring the silver needles!” “Silver needles won’t work, only you can cure me my dear, your husband is lying in bed already.” She was a ruthless doctor, after transmigrating into the body of a extreme waste, she endured and strived for an ambitious future, “Out of the thousands of lives that were missing, the one thing she did not lack was a man!” He was the black-bellied Emperor, an indifferent smile on his face, but hid the ruthlessness in his heart. He pinched off her peach blossoms one by one while he slowly untied his belt: “Your husband alone makes up for ten of them, you’re welcome to personally inspect the goods!”

The prettiest girl in the class, the campus belle queen, an attractive policewoman, a cunning reporter, a charming businesswoman, a mesmerizing commando, and a millionaire spendthrift, all shall lose themselves to passion. Be it a Lolita, a virtuous woman, a regal queen, a mature racy woman, a cold-blooded goddess, or a sexy baby-faced doll, all beauties shall come to his embrace. Young and inexperienced, equipped with the [Flower Pickup System], young schoolboy Su Ke, felt his life become more and more chaotic…