This Pastor Is So Righteous

Song Wen traveled through S7, and his opening sentence "I went to take a shower" directly ignited the enthusiasm of the sunspots. What? In the first game of his debut, he faced the rising RNG? Facing the "world's number one ADC", Song Wen had to take out Jace and impose sanctions with the world's number one shock wave. What? Are the GSLs still dissatisfied? Song Wen took out the Lambo and used excellent temperature control technology to cool down UZI. What? Fake coach Zhu Kai is telling me what to do? Song Wen directly and unilaterally fired this water friend from IG, and BP training was taken care of! "May I ask black player, how do you feel about winning the award for the most popular professional player in LPL?" Facing the interview, Song Wen behaved very humbly. "To be honest, I still like the way they jump when they are Kuroko."

【KPL e-sports as the main + live broadcast as the auxiliary + AG + Dihuawen + rebirth without system + the chosen one + fun and funny】 Lin Jue was reborn in a parallel world and found himself as a substitute side player of AG. The original owner was gifted in games. He reached the top at the age of 14, and was recruited into the AG youth training at the age of 16. Now he is 18 years old and is in the prime of his youth. But Lin Jue was horrified to find that although he inherited his memory, in terms of game operation, Lin Jue was still the ordinary player with ten thousand stars before his rebirth. The only skill that can be called a unique skill is the 0.4w battle against Lu Bu with a win rate of 48 in 800 games. So, when Coach Bao tried to put the pressure on Lin Jue and let him play to save the team from the water and fire. Lin Jue wanted to cry but had no tears in his heart: Coach, although I am a reborn, I don’t even have a system. How can you bear to let me go on the field and be beaten by those big guys? However, after really stepping onto the KPL stage, Lin Jue was shocked to find that he was the chosen one! From then on, the legend of Lin Jue began... Xiaoluo: "Didn't this kid bring 100 sources of trouble at the beginning? How come every hit was a critical hit!" Jiucheng: "What kind of fancy moves does Jueji have? Why can't my Baili Shouyi hit him?" fly: "This new guy is too outrageous. What top-level prediction? I have reached the fourth floor, but he is actually on the fifth floor? Is it possible that he is actually on the first floor? No, no, no, don't tell me that Jueji is on the first floor. I absolutely don't believe it!" ...

Independent game producer Fang Qi travels to the future of parallel time and space, and spends his days having fun in the gaming industry. He inadvertently becomes a "demigod, half dog" in the hearts of players. In his spare time, he battles wits and courage with his boss, and accidentally defeats the female CEO. Got a girlfriend On the Star Game Alliance Annual Awards podium, the host said: "Mr. Fang Qi, the game developed by you has won the best of the year six times in a row. Can you tell me how you achieve such high productivity and frequent masterpieces?" Posted by? Where does the inspiration for the gameplay ideas in your game come from? Also, why are the games you have made recently becoming more and more difficult? " Fang Qi: "I can't help it. My girlfriend cleared the level too quickly. I went through so much trouble just to stop her!"

What should I do if I transform into a passerby NPC in the Novice Village who may die at any time? At first, Bai Fu just wanted to survive and increase the player's favorability. She planned to use the power of the players to increase the strength of the NPCs who were not on good terms with her. Unexpectedly, she accidentally increased the favorability. From [the player's most solid backing] to [the lonely watcher at the border], and then to [the first saint in the turbid times of the empire]. Players give full play to their subjective initiative and lift her to the throne. In the 30th millennium of the empire, a former emperor of the empire who did not want to be named loudly accused in an interview with a newspaper. "That group of undead people rushed into the palace shouting friendship and bond, and forcibly put my crown on the head of Bai Fu, the devil. It's really a sin!" Facing the accusation, Bai Fu was extremely indignant. "How can I be a devil? From the beginning to the end, I have been promoting love and justice. Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open... It's hard for me too. Sometimes I look for my own reasons. Have I been a good person for so many years? Why do those undead people only hit you and not me?"

Recently, Gu Fan, the president of Nitiantian Games, once again fell into the spotlight because of a small bug in the new game. As a top designer in the industry, all games designed by Gu Fan have very distinctive characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were junk games with boring gameplay and purely disgusting players. But after players discovered a major BUG, the gameplay of these games has undergone earth-shaking changes, making people sleepless and unable to stop! As a result, players once again started a big discussion about "Is this a BUG or a game mechanism?" In this regard, Gu Fan seriously clarified in the interview: "Hello everyone, I am Gu Fan, a game designer. You can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (anti-bone). "I solemnly declare once again that these so-called 'core gameplay' are not our company's original design, they are all BUG! It's just because players like it, so we haven't fixed it!"

Kejin traveled to an era of chaotic games, where everyone believed in the idea of using money to buy happiness. Game companies were in chaos, and various methods of defrauding and forcing people to gain money were endless. Countless games could even steal money, but still give it back to players. A card drawing simulator was released. As a fan of games in his previous life, Kejin suddenly felt that the sky was dark. Fortunately, he got the Zero Krypton game production system! As long as players don't spend money, they can get the ultimate reward of the "Complete Collection of Game Design Plans"! Not spending money? Isn’t this easy to handle? Give me MengMeng benefits! Give away 50 consecutive cigarettes during the high summer temperatures! Get 100 draws on the second day after the server is launched! Since the daily active users of this game have reached 50, a set of cool skins originally priced at 999 will be given away! The sister-in-law who planned it has just turned 17 years, 3 months and 7 days old, and hereby distributes 50,000 crystals! My sincerity has almost filled the players. After all, no one will be interested anymore, right? Secretary: Mr. Ke, good news! The new game we just launched has already achieved sales of over 100 million on the first day! Ke Jin: Huh? What kind of good news is this? No, what about the other one? Then the game will give away 100-99 vouchers when the game is launched. Is the sales volume very poor? The secretary looked at the boss's expectant face in confusion and said: They shouted something about a company with a conscience, or it would go bankrupt if it didn't pay, and so on, so they charged it up. That game has sold 100 million copies worldwide. Congratulations on making 100 million! "..." At 3:30 that night, Ke Jin was lying in bed, unable to sleep, and sent a message: Please stop cheating, you are really hurting me... Player: Got it, Mr. Ke said that life is hard, brothers, please increase your efforts! Charge me!

"Black Technology Game City" "Other World Game Production" A game city that connects all the worlds, quietly changing everything with games. Zhuge Liang, Guo Jia, and Zhou Yu led the troops to fight in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms 14", but their lord was... Sun Quan shot Xu Sheng out of bounds and shouted arrogantly: "Anyone who invades our territory of Wu will be defeated by Sheng!" Cao Cao raised the corner of his mouth, photographed Guan Yu, and pulled Liu Bei beside him with a smile: "Xuande, let's see if I, Wei Changyun, are brave?" Liu Bei didn't say anything and silently took pictures of Xu You. The audience kept hearing: "Ah Hao! Ah Hao! Ah Hao!" … Mingjiao taught Zhang Wuji that he played "Double Together" four times and finally appeased the four people who had gotten into trouble because of playing "Break Up Kitchen". … Wei Xiaobao and Kangxi Xiao Xuanzi left the game room in despair, looked up at the sunny sky and murmured: "The sunshine is so dazzling~" … Jingtian, who had not yet walked out of Yong'an Dang, was playing "Legend of Sword and Fairy III" and shouted: "Am I a great hero? Haha! I am a great hero!" … Sun Wukong, who was pressed under the Wuzhi Mountain, was playing "Black Myth: Wukong" and shouted in pain: "Master! I can't tell the difference! I really can't tell the difference!" … There are also a large number of Soul series games that torture everyone equally, a large number of horror games that stimulate everyone's senses, and a large number of underworld games that test everyone's bottom line. All in all, a game! Create happiness with heart (Uncle Ma extends his hand)!

[The Fourth Disaster + No CP Group Portrait] On the game forum, a group of old netizens were ready to fight and angrily criticized the open world MMORPG Xiuxianji "Shizhouji" that claimed to beat the three factories for several days. But when they opened the server, they found that the three factories were really a little brother compared to it! The magnificent alien world, the ten continents in the sea, the three islands overseas, and the map that was so grand that it made people dizzy. The magnificent fairy myth, the gods, ghosts, monsters, monsters... There is also a world-class Xiuxian sect built from scratch with the efforts of countless players! * "Master, why is our sect known as the world's number one Xiuxian sect?" "Maybe because... there are too many people?" Fang Xianyu, who restarted the second round, looked at the group of leeks (crossed out) players with good self-PUA ability with a kind face, and was satisfied and decided to lead the players to start killing in the Xiuxian world. The newbie looked at the real-time online number of people - 5 million, and scratched his head in confusion. You call an organization of at least 5 million people a "Xianxian Sect"?

"Lin Yuan, I remember we asked you to go undercover in the righteous sect to harm them, right?" "Yes." "The morale of the righteous disciples is high now, they are relaxed, and their cultivation speed has increased by 70%. Do you have any clues?" "How would I know? I'm just a game developer!"

Lu Fan has crossed! Still a super-slow upgrade devil! Fortunately, he has a summoning system that can summon players to act as residents in the territory. But the question is, why these players are all slimes!

Awakening the game producer system, Chen Ba is determined to become the godfather of games and create a new era of video games! But he soon discovered something was wrong... Why do the games you make yourself always have weird bugs? A good love simulator can actually conquer other players and turn it into a social dating software? It's a good fighting game, but you can actually use skills to attack the opponent's graphics card, thereby making the opponent's computer black screen and win? Facing the players' questioning, Chen Ba replied seriously: "This is not a bug, this is just a game feature, yes! This is how I designed it..." Players: Please stop being so harsh!

In the invincible world of heroes, street writer Zhu Hao created an ordinary dwarf hero, mainly relying on meticulous in the early stage and roaring in the middle - Working part-time? It's impossible to work in your life! With a group of blue goblins who can only throw snowballs, and a few undesecrate golden Pegasus sky knight sisters, he swam crazily on the edge of all forces. One day, when all forces in the struggle for hegemony of all races feel exhausted-- Everyone was shocked to find that the power of the dwarf had expanded to the point of horror! The wheels of the times are rolling forward, and no one on Titan can stop the will of a dwarf! In the stormy mountains, millions of banners are majestic... Countless blue goblins, golden Pegasus, black wild boars and copper puppets! A dwarf wearing a golden crown held high a hammer and a heavy axe and issued a resounding declaration from heaven and earth-- "Angels are pure birds, Titans are not true gods, dragons are just flying lizards, demons are just mutant taurens... We don't need to be afraid, we will eventually win!" "For Kazlodan!" "The whole army is attack--" ... This book is good at micro-operation and is a pure technical flow. Readers are welcome to give me some advice and communication. [Tribute to Heroes Invincible 3, Warcraft 3, Hearthstone Legend and Diablo]