Director, Please Respect Yourself

Director, Please Respect Yourself

导演,请自重

Author:Xiang He Liang Shui Pa Sai Ya(想喝凉水怕塞牙)
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This is an entertainment novel unlike any other author of entertainment novels!

When other male protagonists make their debut, they either sing or dance, or they dance and sing and then appear in various film and television dramas...

Shake your body, and big bosses from all over will come to pay your respects!

But what about our male protagonist Yang Hao?

In order to become famous, and to get some business for my old man's shop, I can only perform "I am the God of War Bai Qi" on time in front of the camera. Well, it is actually schizophrenia!

Of course, it's okay if that's all. If you don't go shopping with a kitchen knife when you're mentally ill, basically no one will care about you.

But can you imagine it?

In order to make his movie sell high box office, Yang Hao resorted to various tricks...

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