Your Majesty, Please Stop Messing Around.

Mu Wushuang, a top secret agent of the twenty-first century with divine medical skills. Bringing people back from the dead with one hand, while killing criminals with the other. If she wanted someone dead at midnight, that person would not live past dawn, winning her the nickname “Lady Hades”. She passed through space and time and was transmigrated into the Hou Manor’s Third Young Miss, an ugly woman known far and wide to be a useless piece of tr*sh. Who could have known? When those glacial eyes open, all beasts submit, shaking up Heaven and earth. She’s an one-of-a-kind summoner with heaven defying abilities, and a super prodigy among elixir cultivators. She contracts divine beasts, tramples over evil scums and dregs of society, stopping buddha if she encounters one, killing gods if they hinder her! But who is going to tell her that the Imperial Uncle that she had accidentally become entangled with will be so hard to shake off? A certain prince: “The Royal Lady is as beautiful as a goddess. All of you better watch her closely, and anyone who tries to hit on her shall be killed without exception!” “My Lord, are you blind? Don’t you realize that it will be the Lady trying to hit on others instead!” The secret guard cried in silent anguish in his heart, his gaze fixed upon the pudgy and rotund Royal Lady.

There are three treasures in the imperial city: Me, my husband and my mother-in-law. Su Guifei¹ was favoured and envied by countless Imperial consorts in the harem. Chen Wang² grew up with His Majesty showing favouritism to him. However, anyone, who was more or less educated, would sigh with regret and say that this pair of mother and son were sure to come to a bad end in the future. Ming JiuZhu, who was about to marry Chen Wang: Really? I don’t believe it. Chen Wang in JiuZhu’s eyes: a beautiful and kindhearted little fairy boy vs. Chen Wang in the eyes of others: His Majesty’s and his favoured consort’s hedonistic son. JiuZhu often wondered why people always gazed at her and Chen Wang with a ‘you are doomed one way or another’ look. Could this be the ugly side of jealousy? Aiyah, the hearts of these people are so dirty. ————– ¹ Guifei – Noble Consort ² Wang – Title given to adult sons of the Emperor.

When Shillong found that his mother is a 200 years old silver dragon, but had the appearance of a beautiful elf, he vowed to bring the age of entertainment and nuclear peace to the entire universe! War is a bad habit! Any country that still has this habit will face my nuclear peace breath! All fights will disappear! If there is any conflict, then use the new «Battle» to decide the outcome! The only fight that is allowed is the legend of the continental Heroes! (Card Game) ……. Many years later, as long as there is a conflict, people will set up a battlefield on the spot for the legend of the continental heroes. People who want to be famous no longer needed to start their legendary journey, but will participate in the legendary competition of the dragon empire to showcase their talents. Their only hope is that their persona can be added as a new card of the legend of the continental heroes so that they can be famous across all realms and through the ages! This is the story of a mutated dragon baby, bringing nuclear peace and revolution to the universe!

A secret service agent traverses through another dimension and ends up transmigrating into the body of a peasant girl in Ancient China. One day, a rat pops out of her portable dimension claiming that there were eleven other supreme beings just as powerful as it is. The impoverished, hungry and dizzy Li Bailian (White Lotus on a Plum Branch) knew that her fortune had finally changed for the better! The small peasant girl’s name is Li Bailian, a girl who possesses a gentle-looking exterior but is actually tough as nails on the inside (IDIOM). Everyone in the village says that the five girls of the Li family are the most pitiful and are mistreated all day long. The outrageous grandfather, grandmother, younger and eldest uncle can’t control this overbearing little girl, so they conspire to sell her and her family into s*avery. Neighboring countries discovered that the great Han Kingdom have started to experience numerous, ominous disasters: Somewhere, on the eve before the earthquake, rats suddenly flooded the streets and ran rampant (IDIOM), only to bite those who were staying in their houses! Later, when the earthquake collapsed the homes, the commoners proclaimed that the Rat Immortal had descended! Locusts were wreaking widespread havoc in the countryside, leaving the commoners in a panic. Out of nowhere, a flock of chickens appeared and the locusts suddenly were on the verge of extinction…. A nearby country had no food left in their granaries and plotted to steal supplies from the great Han Kingdom. Suddenly, the enemy army’s leading general was bitten to death by a snake that seemed to have popped out of thin air! Li Bailian was framed by others while she was unconscious. When she awoke, the Old Emperor and his wife were preparing to run, his pale, disheveled appearance was that of one who had seen great upheaval. “Daughter-in-Law, you’re awake? One of my sons has rebelled, Hua’ er thought you were going to die so he left without a second thought. I’ve thrown off our pursuers, let’s quickly escape!” “What’s that on your clothes?” Bailian asked, seeing the dragon on the Old Emperor’s robe. “Ah, daughter-in-law this design is just meant to fool people, there isn’t really…” And before the last of the Emperor’s words could be sounded out, a lustrous, silvery dragon hurtled out, lightning flashing and thunder roaring, suddenly flying towards the enemy troops…

“In a land far to the east, there exists a strange store that has rejected a three Michelin star rating multiple times. The prices are expensive. A combo set of soup and egg fried rice costs 288 RMB. Oh, I forgot it also includes a side dish of pickles. Even so, very many people line up to wait. That place does not accept reservations. It only lets in people who are waiting in line there. Countless people make special trips to line up there. Of course, there’s nowhere to park planes or cars. Their service is so terrible, the customers have to serve their own dishes and grab their own bowls and chopsticks, and they even have to wipe down their own tables! God, the boss is simply crazy.” —《 Michelin Gourmet Magazine》

A group of dragons are watching “Game of Thrones” day and night High Elf and Druid are in tears after watching “Hachi: A Dog’s Tale” Humans​ and Dwarfs are greatly spending money on “Hearthstone” Even the god personally arrived in the mortal world to read “Sherlock Holmes” novels. Eventually, a great Druid has started a “pick and drop” business, all Dwarfs and gnomes have joined for the construction of internet stores. A cultural invasion in different world from earth!

Wang Yanqing’s father died in battle. She was adopted as an orphan by the Marquis of Zhenyuan. She loved Fu Tingzhou for ten years and would go through fire and water for him. However, this woman carried a family history full of scars, and ultimately, Fu Tingzhou sought another woman to marry. Ten years of effort turned out to be a joke. Fu Tingzhou accompanied his fiancé to buy incense outside the city, completely forgetting that it was Wang Yanqing’s birthday. On the road, they encountered an ambush and Fu Tingzhou became busy protecting his fiancée. While defending Fu Tingzhou, Wang Yanqing lost her footing and fell into a cliff. After waking up, she lost her memory and only knew that she had to repay her gratitude. The man sitting in front of her bed smiled and reached out to touch her head: “Qing Qing, have you forgotten? You were plotted against by the Fu family and lost your memory.” We’ve always known each other; we were childhood sweethearts. She didn’t know that the man sitting in front of her was the renowned commander of the Imperial Guards, Lu Heng. He was also an old enemy of the Fu family. He was the main culprit of the assassination attempt on Fu Tingzhou that resulted in Wang Yanqing falling off the cliff. After Wang Yanqing was taken, Fu Tingzhou went crazy. Fu Tingzhou rushed to the imperial guards desperately. Just as he asked Wang Yanqing to leave with him, he was stabbed by her sword. Fu Tingzhou looked up in shock to see her acting coquettishly with another person: “Older brother, I caught the Fu traitor.” Wang Yanqing didn’t know that after she walked away, Lu Heng drove the sword deeper and smiled at Fu Tingzhou: “Thanks for taking care of Qing Qing for the past few years. What a pity. Now she is mine.”

Ning Fan traveled through time and became the second prince of the Dayu Dynasty. In this world, the nations are at war, the barbarians are in chaos, the princes are rising up, and the heroes are fighting for their own interests. Start by awakening the Supreme Emperor System! [Boom! Release the system task to build the Supreme Emperor Dynasty! ]

The youngest, silly fourteenth son of the Yan Emperor had reached the age where he should be given a separated territory now. He rejected the wealthy land, neighbouring the capital city, and instead chose the wildest land in the western region— Liangcheng. Everyone shook their heads and sighed. A fool is indeed a fool. If you go to Liangcheng, you will be killed by barbarians in less than three to five years. One year later, the watermelon presented to the Emperor as the tribute from Liangcheng in the west was sweet and crispy. There was no one in the palace who did not love it. Two years later, Liangcheng presented corn as a tribute to the Emperor. The yield was high, and the taste was good. No one in the country could resist liking it. Three years later, Liangcheng defeated the barbarians and presented their prisoners in front of the imperial court. The people of Yan were excited and their morale was greatly boosted. Four years later… Everyone said that the fourteenth prince Mingyu was a fool, while the little fatty Yu, who transmigrated with the golden finger, chuckled. Let’s see how you guys look at this fool build his own territory, then.

Since Guan Shan got the horror game simulator in his head, everything in his eyes became horrifying. A meat restaurant with human corpses hanging in the kitchen, an abandoned apartment building with a phone ringing at midnight, a psychiatric hospital full of murderers… [Only by killing the final BOSS can this simulation be ended! ] As an ordinary person, Guan Shan was scared. In the face of these terrifyingly powerful Bosses, he could only try his best to kill monsters and get some equipment in order to survive. He was barely able to survive each simulation. However, in the eyes of others, Guan Shan was a horror and anomaly himself! “Captain, the S-class dangerous psychic has been killed by him, and the entire base was destroyed by him, but why is he crying for help with a look of fear? Should we save him or not?” “Are you s*upid? He is coming towards us! Let’s run!”

When the Mu family’s First Dandy returns from Nirvana, the realm will change color, and the whole world will be rewritten. All the treasures of heaven and earth, as well as the sacred weapons, are in her hands. She will be able to avenge all her grudges and repay all her favors! She can walk horizontally or vertically. Her posture was arbitrary! Reborn and armed with a sacred weapon, she is known to the world as the number one divine fortune-teller! The world calls him the No. 1 divine fortune-teller. But when he encounters that person, he cannot control his own heart. “You have calculated the heavens and the earth, but have you ever calculated my heart for you?” A smile emerged on his handsome face, and he looked like a God that had been banished from Heaven. The Mu family’s dandy eldest young master returned from rebirth to produce clouds with one turn of the hand and rain with another. When she stood at the summit, the crowd realized that this was not a dandy eldest young master, but this was clearly a breathtakingly beautiful young lady! How many of the young elites were beating one’s chest and stamping one’s feet, losing the best chance to win the favor of a beautiful woman. That man, however, smiled wickedly and dotingly kissed her on the forehead: “Thank you very much for having eyes but failing to see otherwise how could I have a beautiful woman in my arms?”

Zhu Zhankan traveled to the Ming Dynasty and became the sixth son of the crown prince Zhu Gaochi. A task system was bound. He wanted to guide the Ming Dynasty to the steam cyber with the help of the system. Become a saint who will be famous for thousands of years. Unexpectedly—— [Ding! ] [Congratulations on obtaining the skill - rejuvenation guidance technique] Cultivation skills? What kind of industrial revolution is that! So far, the Ming Dynasty has lost a future industrial saint and gained an old man who cultivates immortality. Expedition to Mobei, salt and iron commercial taxes, the spirit of national destiny, and the demise of the island country. Step by step, the Ming Dynasty has built a unique immortal dynasty road since the Yongle Dynasty! ... Many years later. The path of cultivation is perfect and the martial arts are everywhere! Zhu Di: "Shenjiying! Target 30,000 feet, set up the beast core cannon! Fire!" Zhu Gaochi: "Son, look at the latest elixir? It's not me who wants it, it's your mother who needs it..." Zhu Gaoxu: "Nephew, when will you let your second uncle go back to cultivate immortality? The sand west of Mobei is too unpalatable." In response, Zhu Zhankan said: I am just a cultivator out of interest! ...