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The “Flying Man” in his twilight years has been unable to fly, and Wade at the end of his career can no longer draw “Lightning”. Only in his twilight years, Link is taller, faster, and stronger than in his rookie season. A superstar who grows backwards will take all the honors into his bag.

“Mr. Zhou, we noticed that you were involved in basketball, table tennis, badminton, go, checkers, backgammon, Chinese chess, chess, calligraphy and painting, guitar music, etc. as a child, does this mean even You didn’t choose football as your career. Can you achieve the success you have today in other fields?” “Well… Only in football do I have more than three minutes of heat.” “So the ones we listed before are just the products of your three-minute heat?” “Those are just my hobbies.” “What about football? Isn’t football your hobby?” “No, football is love!”

There are two magpies in English football, one is Newcastle that everyone is familiar with, and the other is Notts County in the lower league. Rebirth served as the chairman of Notts County in 2001. With the superhuman vision to create an invincible division, after reaching the Champions League, he found that the future world football superstars are all in the youth training camp of Notts County. It’s cold in the height!

On January 27, 2020, God chose to restart Kobe Bryant ’s basketball career In the summer of 1996, Bryant with 20 years of professional experience picked up his favorite basketball Michael Jordan just harvested his fourth championship Four centres rule the restricted area Penny Hardaway, Karl Malone, Flying Pig Buckley, Grant Hill and other superstars are at their peak And the 96 golden generation has just entered the league This is the best era, the most magnificent era Kobe will promote the history of basketball in a different direction

That year, the seven sisters of Serie A were in full swing, the Bundesliga was the strongest, La Liga was dominated by dark horses, and the Premier League encountered the hegemony of the Red Devils. That year, Barcelona continued to be turbulent, Real Madrid ushered in a century of change, Manchester United ushered in the peak of creating history, Bayern swept across Europe, and Chelsea had not yet waited for the Russian ruble. That year, Mourinho was still working as an assistant coach in Barcelona, ​​a very promising job; Bosque was still coaching the second team in Castilla, occasionally playing the role of a fire-fighting coach; Guardiola was confused and hesitant about his future; Benitez was still studying in Italy and England. That year, a Chinese named Ye Qiu came to the De Tokmost training camp of Ajax and started a legendary journey.

I bought a pirated FM2007 (Football Manager) CD from a street stall. Less than a day after I installed the game on my computer, something strange happened. Carlos Bucero, deputy general manager of Real Madrid Club, came all the way to make a ridiculous request: "Li, please be the head coach of our club!" After careful and repeated reasoning, Comrade Li Tongfan finally discovered an absurd fact: everything that happened in the Football Manager game installed on his computer will be perfectly realized in reality without any difference... With a cheating device in hand, he can achieve an undefeated record through game saves, modify the database, and create countless football talents at will... Miracle, starting from 2006, all regrets about football will become perfect!

Genius or mental retardation? When a mildly mentally retarded teenager with only 69 IQ steps on the green field, what kind of storm will he blow? Run away from La Masia and rise on the British peninsula. Yi Le is on his way to his own midfield master!

Once the football jokes, our factory has eight fights exclusively! The arsenal that once swept the Premier League and hit 49 unbeaten rounds began to sink. That was the beginning of the nightmare of countless Arsenal fans! Our factory, Nana, the leader of the European Union, the temperature difference sign, the captain of the sales team, the four crazy demons, etc… The Gunners bid farewell to the Henry era and sent Vieira away. The fans thought it was ushered in a new era, but the reality told them that it was a traitor who deceived all their feelings! In August 2011, Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas left with a humiliating transfer, and at the same moment Arsenal welcomed a teenager! Wenger: “Do you want to be an ordinary defender or a world-class midfielder?” Everything changes from here…

I am the NBA flood control dam. Any offensive torrent can only die under my fly swatter!

The NBA data manager of the website was reborn in the United States in 1997. It was a blockbuster and became the pope of basketball!

System: My goal is not to train the best stars on the planet, but to train the most funny players Vardy: Can I scold others? System: No Vardy: %￥#x-on:#￥%x-on: Teasing everyday: Please complete “Thinking about Life” twice in the match with Real Madrid Vardy: I am a superstar, I endorse the greenery!

The new book "Sports Medicine: Starting from the Trail Blazers Veterinarian" has been released~ Jiang Hao returned to become an NBA player in 2011 and tied to the opponent's CBA system. Since then, the level of players who played against him has gradually become outrageous... Howard pushed Jiang Hao away, turned an empty basket into a layup, and transformed into Zhe Ling to eat cross-bridge rice noodles! Thompson Thompson is always possessed by Jay, dribbling on a fast break and hitting his foot out of bounds. Ray Allen missed three consecutive free throws? ? He looks very much like a Polish center. Curry pays tribute to the hand emperor and passes to the opponent? Irving layup butter hands.... James dunked on a fast break and missed the buzzer-beater to pay tribute to Zhang Zhenling? The first of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the NBA: Stars who play against rookie Jiang Hao will definitely suck! ! Fans: All beings are equal, Mr. Jiang, he is not strong, but he can pull opponents to the same starting line! Digital fans: What do you know, this is called a defensive stalwart! Kobe: This guy is cheating! Curry and Harden visited Mr. Jiang three times: Mr. Jiang!! Can you teach us defense? ? Jiang Hao: I am the Waterloo of all superstars! A generation of emperor father was born!